#RIMIEN SWEEP

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i think the teenagers going to bowie or raj for advice on queer stuff just because they are the only openly queer people is a hilarious concept. wayne cries to them because he doesn’t understand romance and sex and why people want them and bowie just pats his back and diagnoses him with aroace. emma rants about how much she hates chase and how annoying men are and how annoying romance is and maybe if she HAD to like someone it would be easier if it was a girl but she doesn’t want a relationship and oh girl you’re just an aromantic lesbian. ripper bursts into their cabin at 2 AM because he just had a bisexual awakening but can’t put it in words so he just ends up going through every single thing that made him realize he likes damien AND axel. priya is being pat on the back as she realizes that damien and millie definitely meant something to her before caleb.

after everyone has confessed their hearts out they just kinda stare at zee like. you gonna go too? and they just shrug and nobody wants to force them but bowie takes a better look at them and oh. um their outfit is the colors of the non-binary and pansexual flags. yeah those are aromantic, nb & pan pins on their cap. yeah we just totally overlooked that. wow. that was right in front of us the whole time. oh they’re actually in a qpr with four people on the island. that’s sick. good for them. but how are we this stupid.