#mexican james

[alexsays-no]

The famous twt pics but make it 💥JAMES POTTER💥

I’m going to burst

[crimsonlovebartylus]

I, personally love Jily.

I love the concept of them being high school sweethearts and them still being in love years later. I also love the concept of both of them dating people before getting together and in a silly, sunday night, them opening up their yearbook and pointing out the people they've hooked up with and them actually hooking up with the same people and laughing while drinking wine.

i fucking love the domestication of jily, of them both being soccer parents and yelling profanities to harry soccer opponents. (in chilean/mexican)

nobody will ever make me hate them. some people just don't see their potential and how their relationship isn't boring. it's more than that and could be more than that.

[azzzsleep]

I want a BrzRemus and MexJames fighting in there mother tongue. And they understand eachother.

I want FrSirius to chime in for no other reasons then chaos knowing that all the boys understood eachother, and just start confessing his love for Remus bc chaos.

So the arguing changes to a screaming match about Pokemon to James confessing his love for Lily and Remus confessing his love for chocolat Sirius. But still "arguing".

And so BrzRemus ,FrSirius and MexJames keep on "arguing" with no other purpose then to keep screaming at this point.

Arrive GrmPeter, he does not understand the move, except for Sirius cuz its basics for Sirius to be Sirius. But want to feel included so he start "arguing" too, Sirius style, with them, and scream about how lovly Marys hair was and how he would like to give her gifts bc she is awsome.

So in the common room we would find 4 radio boomboxes in Spanish, Brazilian/Prt, French and German on how much they love thier SO.

[siriuslygay1981]

James and Peter used to beg Effie to make their favorite drink which was this warm milk thing(I don't know the name but it's sorta like horchata? It's a warm drink tho and there's no blending involved).

They would drink it all of November and December. When they needed comfort they would drink it. It's like what hot coco is to some people, that's what this drink was for them. The first time James made Peter try it Peter was skeptical because it just looked like milk with cinnamon and Peter dislikes milk (he makes an exception for this drink ofc). It's tradition for James and Peter to share the first mug with Effie. Later Remus and Sirius join but Peter and James make it instead while Effie sits with Remus and Sirius.

(also the stuff in it was basically white rice, milk, cinnamon sticks. The rice is cooked first with water and then when the rice is done you put milk and the sticks in( you can put cinnamon powder too I believe). Once it's warmed up/boiled or whatever then you serve it. It's so simple and so tasty. You can add sugar too but it's usually pretty sweet without it?)

[bloodbruise]

we always talk about james being obsessed with regulus’ french, but when are we going to start talking about how helplessly regulus moans the first time james speaks spanish in bed?

like, james is leaning down and murmuring something low against his ear—voice rich and smooth, rolling every r with devastating ease. and regulus has no idea what’s he’s saying, but it doesn’t even matter because he’s done for. he’s going completely slack under james, noise torn from his throat before he even knows it’s there. his pupils are blown wide, and he can’t stop himself from licking into james’ mouth, tugging at his curls as he gasps, “say it again.”

[texaschainsawmascara]

young James Gandolfini

[moonysraygun]

James sings to Regulus in Spanish and Regulus blushes so hard he feels like his head is gonna explode.

[blackcatsandlockets]

Person: You don't look Mexican.

James: *mocking* i dOn'T lOoK mExiCaN

James: Well wtf did you expect me to look like? A taco?

[ditzybat]

I’ve been thinking about if Harry Potter characters were American and what state they would be from, and these are the conclusions I’ve come to.

Harry - he’s Northern Illinois coded, just because I feel like the Dursley’s have a mean midwestern vibe, because northern Illinoisans are lowkey mean and nosy (I say this as someone from Chicago), and it’s really suburban enough to match with Surreys overall description (and by that I mean the Dursley’s are def from Naperville) + I feel like the Lily And Petunia were from Chicago so I feel like it isn’t too out there for Petunia to settle down with her mediocre husband somewhere nice. He tells people he’s from Chicago and gets clocked immediately by people actually from the city, where he then has to admit he’s from Naperville (which is embarrassing, and honestly real man I’m from the burbs too </3) + Dudley seems like the type to say he’s from south side and in a gang to people when he first meets them, but actually lives in a gated community.

Ron - Arizona, specifically Tucson. Red states are cheaper and I feel like financially it would be a smarter move for the Weasleys to live there - also the mental image of Fred and George cooking an egg on the sidewalk (intending to feed it to Ron) as them and their entire family turn lobster red in the summer is too good.

Hermione - Connecticut, I have no basis for places in Connecticut because I’ve never been, however its gorgeous in autumn and it’s gives Gilmore Girls vibes which i feel like Hermione based her personality off of for her first few years of elementary school (because, me too) also I feel like if we put her in a book/coffee shop alone with a Pinterest feed she’d post some absolute golden pictures to her Instagram.

Draco - So, I do think he’s still very European, and by that I mean he’s rich enough to visit his grandparents in France (where I’m just gonna say the Blacks are from and immigrated to the U.S right before Sirius, Regulus, Narcissa, Andromeda and Bellatrix went to Hogwarts - which for the sake of this AU would be in Salem, Massachusetts in place of Ilvermorny) but I do feel that he gives New Jersey vibes, like that’s where he was born and raised because the Malfoys are rich socialites who live in a Victorian era mansion - also because I feel like Draco with a New Jersey accent he desperately tries to hide because it’s a little bit too ‘by the shore’ to be socially acceptable by all his rich family friends is so cute.

The Black Family - French, but immigrated to New York - specifically The Hamptons. I feel like this is the obvious choice, also they’re unbearably rich and French so they think The Hamptons is mediocre. However, Walburga was absolutely horrified to find that the Malfoys were from JERSEY and that Narcissa decided it would be best to move with her new husband down there - prolong exposure to New Yorkers made the family pick up the hater attitude towards Jersey and Boston.

Remus - Washington, specifically Seattle, he loves the small coffee shops and Costco, but also refuses to whip out an umbrella when it rains because he feels like it shows weakness (even though he probably should because of his cane…) also he’s the one running the i5 Instagram account yelling at losers who can’t drive.

Peter - He’s from Boston. You just know he goes hard on St. Patrick’s day by making Corn Beef sandwiches and blasting Dropkick Murpheys (his great grandparents are Irish, so he’s your average ‘Irish American’) Wore a Celtics jersey when visiting Sirius at his apartment in Manhattan and was heckled. He has the thickest accent in the world, can’t pronounce his r’s whatsoever.

The Evan’s Family + Snape - already said it, but again I think she and Petunia are from Chicago, which also mean Severus would be from there as well - and I just feel like all together they’re from South Side because I feel like they’re all tough enough to withstand it like they were raised there - like Lily is such a powerful and strong witch that I feel like a background in south side makes sense, same thing with Snape, it fits with their background. Petunia will forever deny she’s from a struggling area, and is proud to live in the richest suburb with her white picket fence and perfect family.

James - as I said, he’s an LA boy who loves the beach and has a killer tan, but he’s really from Oxnard and lies because no one outside of Cali knows where that is, also it sounds cooler. He and Lily probably have debates on which city has the better Mexican food (The answer is Chicago), and he loves taking pictures outside the Barbie house in Santa Monica. He has a bad case of Valley Girl accent that he picked up through osmosis from Mary (who is actually from LA and isn’t a liar).

Anyway I’m too lazy to do the rest of the cast and marauders so here’s my little Americanization of Harry Potter because I find making British people mad entertaining.

[alexsays-no]

"VENNNNNN Y CUENTAME LA VERDADDDD

TEN PIEDAAADDD

Y DIME POR QUEEEE, NO, NO NO, OOOHHH

¿COMO FUEEE QUE ME DEJASTE DE AMAAAARRR?

YO AUN PODRIA SOPORTAAARRR

TU TANTA FALTA DE QUEREERRRR..."

Pov. Regulus hasn't answered in 5 minutes

James has a whole playlist to cry

Originally, this was going to be James crying over the fact that Regulus left without telling him why (getting the mark), and he thought Regulus just stopped loving him

[crimsonlovebartylus]

no but imagine, during a spin the bottle game - it lands on Lily, and James hovers over her with his chain brushing her lips as he grip her chin and tilts her head back and leans forward, lips barely touching and whispers, "te puedo besar lily?"

yeah Lily at that moment she was fucked.

[ecstarry]

thinking about reg’s first mexican christmas standing confused outside the house with james’ half of the family as they sing for posada while james is inside laughing because reg cannot keep up with the song but he’s trying to at least hum along to the melody

[vulcajes]

"I hc James as Indian!!" Oh yeah? Name literally anything he does to take part in his culture. Name how his culture affects his outlook and actions. Stop using identities to make these characters seem cooler and actually engage with these characters in a deeper way.

[maluceh]

harry being raised in the 80s :)

[madcrayola]

my tyyypeee ⋆ . ˚