#metabolic food

[noodly-chimera]

Alfred finds it very gratifying, as all grandparents do, to feed the new child with a literal black hole of a stomach

The memes used:

[nshi-ao3]

Sorry, I might be having a bit too much fun with this setting (and making Spiderverse references) haha. I should probably get back to work??

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

given the firestorm of controversy and accusations of war/hate crimes leveled against me, I've documented my process for the Bone Broth Hot Chocolate, just for you, my beloved followers and mutuals

first you're gonna combine your 1/2 cup beef broth and 1/4 cup milk into a saucepan and heat it on low

then you're gonna combine your 1.5 tbsp cocoa powder, your 1 scoop collagen, and honey to taste in your mug of choice, with a splash of boiling water from the kettle

then you're gonna pour the saucepan contents into your mug and froth

et voila! now go forth and be nourished

[milimeters-morales]

Miles and his "rarely feel hungry, just the side effects of not eating" autism and Hobie's "never know when to stop eating" autism and Gwen's "so many bad textures I fight to keep it down" autism all talking to each other about this and about to learn that no, this isn't how everybody eats at all

[sergle]

I think my favorite thing about doing ginger red hair instead of cherry red hair is: lying to people about it

[jeszcze-nie-motylek-blog]

Polecacie jakis zegarek taki na ktorym widac ile spalasz kcal podczas cwiczen chidzenia i wgl ?

Blagam szybko

[ellenchain]

New month, new otter fact:

"Otters are real eating machines. They consume 15 to 20 per cent of their body weight in food every day. The skin under their arms is often used to store crustaceans."

[kindred-spirit-93]

penelope canonically retreating to her room and refusing food = she puts on some weight, the reason being both lack of physical activity as well as her body being on constant emergency mode (so what little she does eat ends up being stored away bc the body doesnt know when the 'starvation' will end). whats more her constant stress elevates cortisol levels which in and of itself leads to weight gain esp in the abdominal area.

tl;dr chubby penelope send fucking t w e e t

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Mr Stark, I'm hungry

Tony: what do you want to eat?

Peter: I don't know

Tony: Well think about it then we can order something

Peter: But I'm too hungry to think

Tony: Then tell me what you wanna eat and I'm order it!

Peter: But I don't know what I want to eat!

Tony: Oh my god! I'm so done with your shit! I'm ordering pizza

Peter: I DON'T WANT A FUCKING PIZZA

[iwannabeperfect55]

Princesas acuérdense, “todo lo que nutre te destruye” y “sos lo que comes”.

NO SE DESCONTROLEN HOY, PORQUE LA CULPA PESA MÁS QUE EL HAMBRE.

-feliz navidad🎄✨

[paperbaldi]

This is how I would draw Baldi suffering

[maybe-a-dinosaur]

matsukawa issei the type of guy to eat while he walks. like yeah he could sit down but maybe he’s got places to be and if the craving strikes who is he to ignore it. he does all the normal ones like corndogs or things on sticks and he’ll drink a smoothie while he walks or eat the occasional fry out his takeout bag like that’s nothing to crazy. but . But. it doesn’t stop there. he’ll eat an entire burger on the go like pop it out of the bag in the middle of the sidewalk. if he’s carrying a pizza somewhere he eats it en route opens the box grabs a piece closes the box both hands full slice folded like a taco. he’ll eat shit out of tupperware containers with a fork while walking like salad noodles you name it the lack of a table is Not getting in his way. even driving his car at a stoplight he grabs a dinner plate and chopsticks from the passenger seat beside him and chows down till the light turns green. he does not let the haters stop him he will hold eye contact in the middle of the sidewalk unashamedly eating while he walks.

[gameboybuddha]

It’s funny, I’m not stuffing currently, and yet my belly has stayed round and soft. Perhaps eating large amounts of junk food all the time has ruined my metabolism.

[zaine-the-cat-meme-generator]

[wakingbreathlessly]

i don’t want to deprive myself of food anymore

[screambirdscreaming]

Reading about medicinal plants again and the funniest category of uses to me will always be "Well Maybe You Need Some Slime For That"

like: mallow. All the mallows, basically, make this nice soothing slippery mucus when extracted in water. And the traditional uses are like.... sore throat, cough, rash, irritated gut, irritated bladder, colicky baby, baby with sore gums from teething... maybe just put some slime on that. Might help.