#men are so…

[promethes]

terrible date truly just awful

[venusandsaturnsrings]

I'm starting think manifesting is real or something lol. I have been chatting with inceltaru for quite some time and then a guy who literally acts and talks like him comes into my dm. I was like I'll humour you.

He was like "thank you for talking with me. I'm shy so I can't talk to girls. I work out but I'm more on the lean side. I work as software developer and security guard at stadium in weekends." Always referring to me as sweetheart or love.

Mind you it's only been barely a week. Keeps asking me to see my picture and asking weird questions. I keep dodging them like a pro thanks to my training I got from inceltaru.

What broke the camel's back was him asking about my bra size.

I was like this feels like a deja vu. So told him to download character ai and blocked him.

I love inceltaru and any variations of Tartaglia but he is fictional character and I really can't deal with men like him irl.

-🌼 anon

I READ THIS ANON IMMEDIATELY AFTER U SENT IT N WAS LIKE “not possible i haven’t gotten a sweaty bf myself yet…” AND GUESS WHAT?? GROSS SWEATY MAN ENTERS MY LIFE!! not my bf yet n i have a habit of losing interest in men very quickly idk why but… yk… not to dump on u but here’s some info on him that’s got me swooning a teeny bit: snake bite piercing, TALL, eyebrow piercing, longish messy brown hair, tells me i shouldn’t have to use my brain, calls me princess n dolly, wants to do nothing other than spoil me, n goes on n on abt how he loves my cute lil innocent face… he’s 25 so 6 years older than me but… i do not care he’s poking all the right spots in my brain!!

i respect u so much!! he does not deserve ur time or attention at all if ur not into him too!! it’s good to know what u like irl vs fictionally n not put up with behaviour or attributes that u can’t handle!! very good job i am so proud of u ^w^ i so sincerely hope u are able to find someone that isn’t like That someday, u deserve love!! mwah mwah kisses!! <3

[griefstew]

harrison is so funny for trying to make it seem like destiny’s been clingy when it never gave that and now the new girl is running around the villa telling everyone she’s obsessed with him after being coupled up for one day .. like lol

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[scapegods]

Chosen of the Wolf

[lesbianshadowheart]

being a fan of a female fictional character is like yes im in love with her soulfully and carnally but i am ALSO her defence attorney her ambassador her pr manager her representative her missionary her right hand arm man her silly rabbit. her scholar her explainer the last man standing in her army. phd in explaining her nuance and depth priesthood in her church. could i be talking about other things?? move on?? maybe!!! were i not the animated suit of armor in her temple bound to protect her for eternity

[atlas-coolbean]

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

[eepy-bells]

Watched deadpool×wolverine yesterday😭💖

[maddybae50]

Could we get to have some fun together ? 😜

Drop a heart if you want me🔞🥵. Telegram :@maddybae60

[donnieisaprettyboy]

can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy

[dirtytransmasc]

the men and boys are innocent too.

we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.

I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.

I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.

I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.

I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.

the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.

[shermangiftbasket]

heres a comp of all the kissing I caught at tboy wrestling 😗

[envelopandkissme]

this fucks

[gongyussy]

make men slutty again.

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