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How Tumblr live should’ve been

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never inviting the origami guy to the smoke sesh again. he folded up the last of our flower into a beautiful dove that flew away on the wind, inspiring a melancholic but still uplifting reverence in all of us

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Mr. Business and The Heavy have claimed the role of Luigi's giant goth girlfriends.

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Sniffs you with my proboscis

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reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

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Hey bunjy! Long time fan! I was wondering if you had any cool facts about Great Whites? I adore them, hope you have a good day!

great white sharks ARE actually sexually dimorphic, meaning that males and females are noticeably different!

and in this case, the difference in question is that the female great white is almost a quarter again as long as the male great white!

Deep Blue is an outlier adn should not be counted

you see that slender little guy in the back, looking like a ballerina gone rogue from a Swan Lake production into a Raiders game? that's the dude!

the hulking behemoth with him is the lady.

(this of course, means that all the really scary sharks Discovery likes to put on their Shark Week splash pages? mostly ladies.)

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Great Depression-era Christmas card on recycled paper (via here)

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this is the only ship that matters

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hawk tuah to all, and tuah all a hawk night!