Fictional men Lana album assignments
Ok so I’m always thinking about this, my fave fictional men are literally so lana coded and I have decided to assign them her albums hehe
Javier Peña- Honeymoon
First up we have my husband, Javi. Javi is 100% Honeymoon like COME ON. He’s so Salvatore coded. Honeymoon is all about romanticism but the darkness within it. And Javi is so cunty in his little tight pants like he’s so honeymoon. Also the lyrics of 24 align with him so well it drives me insane.
“Catch me if you can working on my tan, Salvatore. Dying by the hand of a foreign man happily.” Salvatore
“If you lie down with dogs then you’ll get fleas. Be careful of the company you keep” 24
“We both know the history of violence that surrounds you. But I’m not scared, there’s nothing to lose now that I’ve found you” Honeymoon
“It’s no wonder every man in town has neither fought nor found you” Honeymoon
“When I’m down on my knees you’re how I pray” Religion
“I was so wrong not to doubt your Medellín, tangerine dreams” Salvatore
Joel Miller- Norman Fucking Rockwell
Next we got Joel HEHEHEHEHE JOEL omg ok so this one is a no brainer: Joel is Norman Fucking Rockwell. Like come on how is he not. Like so many of the songs remind me so much of him. I could write a whole ass essay on this one. The whole Joe(L) part of How to Disappear like AHHH R U SERIOUS?? Also happiness is a butterfly and hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have- but I have it. HOPE IS A DANGEROUS THING FOR A MAN LIKE JOEL TO HAVE BRO. I feel like the aesthetic of NFR isn’t very frilly either, she’s in her wetsuit at the beach, in her lil shorts yknow? And I feel like that fits with Joel. Also the color green is very prominent in that album and I rlly associate that color with Joel. I feel like NFR can reflect the relationship Joel would have with a love interest but also the relationship he has with Ellie, like if you take her lyrics out of context I feel like it could relate to the relationship he has with her bc she really healed him and changed him and like broke down his walls which imo is all that NFR is about.
Anyway here’s some lyrics that I associate with him:
“You’re just a man, it’s just what you do. Your head in your hands while you color me in blue.” Norman Fucking Rockwell
“Maybe I can save you from your sin.” mariners apartment complex
“All the pills that you take, violet blue green red to keep me at arms length won’t work” cinnamon girl
“Joe(l) met me down at the training yard, cuts on his face cause he fought to hard. I know he’s in over his head, but I love that man like nobody can, he moves mountains and pounds them to ground again.” How to disappear
“If he’s a serial killer then what’s the worst that can happen to a girl who’s already hurt?” Happiness is a butterfly
“You don’t ever have to be stronger than you really are when you’re lying in my arms.” California.
-This is so him he j needs to be held. The fact that he was the little spoon w Tess :’(
NFR is just so Joel don’t even argue with me.
Negan Smith- Ultraviolence
Next we have Negan and I feel like the choice is pretty obvious. Ultraviolence is probably Lana’s darkest album and it fits him so fucking well. He literally wears a fucking leather jacket like that is Ultraviolence in and of itself. He’s also just a violent person and violence is how he deals with things. I can really see the relationship between him and a female oc being like ultraviolence: really toxic but she can’t get enough. So many lyrics for him. So many
“He hurt me and it felt like true love” Ultraviolence
“I can see my baby swingin’, his parliament’s on fire and his hands are up” West Coast
“When he calls he calls for me and not for you” Shades of Cool
“You’re fucking crazy” Cruel World
“Lay me down tonight, I’m your favorite girl.” Fucked My Way Up to the Top
“You didn’t warn me at the time, but you were worth it anyway” Guns and Roses
“You’re my cult leader, I’ll love you forever, I’ll love you forever” Ultraviolence
“If you send for me you know I’ll come and if you call for me you know I’ll run” Old Money
“Get a little bit of bourbon in ya, go a little bit suburban and go crazy” Cruel World (when he went to Alexandria, got drunk, played pool and murdered a dude)
“But I can’t fix him, can’t make him better” Shades of Cool
“Loving you is really hard” Ultraviolence
“I wait for you babe that’s all I do babe you don’t come through babe it’s just what you do” Pretty when you cry
HE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABT U BITCH CAUSE UR PRETTY WHEN YOU CRY
Tommy Shelby- Born to Die
At first I was vibing with Tommy being Ultraviolence but he’s more Born to Die. His whole outlook on life is very consistent with born to die- when lana said I wish I was dead already. Tommy feels like he’s already dead after surviving the war. He’s Born to Die because although he’s dangerous and a lil toxic he can be very loving and he’s always so gentle with his ladies. And when he falls he falls hard (i.e. Grace) also Off the the Races?? That’s literally Tommy bro
Lyrics:
“My old man is a bad man but I can’t deny the way he holds my hand and he grabs me he has me by my heart” Off to the Races
“Come take a walk on the wild side let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain. You like your girls insane” Born to Die
“I’m in his favorite sundress watching me get undressed” Video Games
“No one even knows how hard life was I don’t even talk about it now because I finally found you” Radio
“He headed out on Sunday, said he’d come on Monday. I stayed up waiting anticipating and pacing but he was chasing papers. Caught up in the game it was the last I heard” Blue Jeans
“I don’t know how you get over, get over someone as dangerous tainted and flawed as you” Million Dollar Man
FINALLY
Pedro Pascal- Did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean boulevard
Ik I said fictional men but Pedro is the source of my comfort in this cruel world and I had to include him. I feel like Pedro is this album because it’s Lana’s most personal album. In the other albums on this post she’s kind of creating these stories but with tunnel it’s very personal and real. Since Pedro is an actual real person I feel like this is an appropriate choice since he has a lot of depth just like tunnel. Also Pedro really cares about family- his relationship with his sister, and has suffered loss to suicide just like Lana has. And tunnel explores themes of family, loss, healing and trying and struggling to find love. Like bro Pedro is Sweet. He’s sweet and he’s Sweet. Yknow?
Idk abt lyrics bc idrk what he’d resonate with but here’s the songs i associate with him:
The Grants, Did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean boulevard, Sweet, Kintsugi, Paris Texas, Fishtail, Let the Light in, Taco Truck x vb
Ok that’s all thanks for listening🖤🖤
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AS - FUTURE - SPECIAL YES
DEMOCRATS - TONGUES
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