#megatron is right

[ask-a-bot]

Hey y'all, do you guys celebrate Halloween or is there a Cybertronian equivalent? Hopefully one that's not dangerous... I took a peek at Sideswipe's plans and he might give the mailman a heart attack or cost a porch pirate a couple fingers... or a hand... He really likes his explosives and I really don't want to have to explain to the cops why there are real human remains in the front lawn.

Scotland has a thing called Mischief Night on the 30th of October...

I heard about that! Some locals asked me if I'd help cover a tree in "bog roll".

Toilet paper.

You know, Prime... paper to clean up with after using the... facilities.

Ugh... ew!

Why'd they want to use stuff like that?

I believe they would use clean, unused paper. I hope.

Yeah... me too.

Ewww...

Paper is biodegradable. It makes sense to use that. No lasting damage done.

I think it's cool! I want to find out more!

Hey, seeing as there seems to be some rivalry or something between the Scottish and the English, why don't we take some locals down to mess with the people over the border?

Ooh!

Starscream! No! We are not here to start another war – not even a prank war – do you understand me?

You need some toilet paper.

Why?

Because you're a party pooper!

Hahaha! That's good!

Give me patience...

Why don't we go and learn more about local traditions? Come on, young'uns. I think you've had enough fun with Megatron's energon pressure for one morning.

Thanks, Kup.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

[soapbbox]

Elsewhere:

Part 1

Even apart they’re still facing the same struggles 😔 Not that they’re thinking about each other or anything. Why would you suggest that.

[fjordline]

[antenanotaic3]

At least make something out of that awkward pose

just because of this.

Why is bro staying like that

[starscream-is-my-wife]

None of the Decepticons are surprised

(Edit: the vans are Ratchet and Ironhide they use the same Nissan Vanette mold in G1)

[yuukirita]

I am giving a plate full of energon cookies and a plushie of Optimus and a plushie of megatron to baby bumblebee because he is so cute

Cookies? Plushies? I do smell a energon tea party

Baby Bee is very small so of COURSE the plushies are almost as big as him.

[izsheum]

(Left) imagine being so insufferable that you get sent to the enemy team as a weapon of mass annoyance…(and are probably sent right back)

(Right) see they argued a LOT in earthspark and let me tell you right now. it Could mean nothing. it Could.

sighs dreamily…..screamer…

i was giggling to myself while making this erm

and ykw i think they WOULD be kpop fans and i’m not just saying that because i am. i’m not!! (they’d love red velvet)

[kings-robot-swooning-blog]

Let's say it's a dynamic pose study and not an excuse to draw Prowl punching Megatron as hard as he can

[krussyarts]

Hello gay robot fans

Meanwhile~

[airaly]

“This is a time of mourning for all Autobots. The Decepticons, in their endless cruelty, have snuffed out one of the brightest Autobot sparks in generations.”

I've been absolutely, totally, inexorably captured by @glyphwrites ' fic Lion's Den. The characters development, the world building, the incredible detailing and attention put in Decepticon culture, the super slow burn of two (2) gay robots... My hand itched and I absolutely needed to draw some scenes from it. This one is one of my fav, but there are at least two more I hope to be able to draw hgfdsafd -The intro of this song is what I imagined playing in the background, found it fitting for the situation with the vibes and text❤️ What happened here I cannot say, make yourself a gift and go read it!

Textless version below the cut so you don't necessarily have to see my ugly handwriting c:

[avastazyana]

[numberonetribble]

Guess who finally heard what Knockout said to Optimus in TFP ?!!?! (me)

[catthepillarr]

I don't usually post twice a day, but the dormant urge to draw shrunken down characters has re-emerged..

Supposed to be studying for exams but ehhh here's some digital art

Also extra Prowl with glasses

[catherine-sketches]

For the people saying that Jayce had no motivation to shot Viktor…

Did you not see the fucked up shit that Jayce is seeing?

My man went into the hexcore and saw horrors beyond his comprehension. He called hextech, HIS DREAM, a curse

When he looks at the people on the commune he sees hollow vessels with people faces and the marks of Viktor’s fingers

Jayce caved Viktor’s chest in because he KNEW that the pretty colors and the art deco architecture was a facade. That whatever Viktor is doing is stripping people from their true selves and leaving behind puppets that play a game called community where no one reacts like a normal person because no matter how good you life in your community is

NO ONE WOULD JUST STAND AND LOOK WHILE THE MAD HAMMER MAN NEARLY DISINTEGRATES WHAT LOOKS LIKE A CHILD TO ASHE

These are Zaunites. They would have curb stomped Jayce to the ground

But they didn’t

They stood there

Because their Machine Herald told them to “Suffer no more”

And what is fear, what is love, if not a form of suffering

[coefore]

Dee