#me: i have no spoons

[variousqueerthings]

Episodes in which Hawkeye sleeps/tries to sleep (not counting times where being tired is just talked about, or anytime I’ve forgotten)

From this list (which may have gaps, I speedran through every episode, I could’ve missed things) it seems as if season 1 has the most episodes in which sleep is either had, attempted/disturbed, or otherwise awoken from, with nine episodes, followed by season 7, with eight (at a mild stretch, as you’ll see)

Seasons 8 and 11 feature the least episodes, with four each (although of course  s11 has less episodes overall)

The average of episodes appears to be six, with seasons 2, 3, 5, and 10 all having six episodes

Episodes which feature the most moments of some kind of sleep are: Hawk’s Nightmare (the obvious winner), followed by Sticky Wicket, Promotion Commotion, The Joker is Wild

Season 1.

To Market To Market: Hawkeye and Trapper are awoken by Radar to enact the oak desk heist

Cowboy: Hawkeye is awoken by Radar for surgery on cowboy after having just fallen asleep

Henry Please Come Home: Hawkeye, Trapper, and Oliver are awoken early in the morning for calisthenics

Germ Warfare: Hawkeye is half-asleep on a chair, when Trapper awakens him so they can draw Frank’s blood

Dear Dad: Hawkeye and Trapper say goodnight after a successful prank against Margaret and Frank + Hawkeye exhaustedly finishes a letter to his dad and appears to drift asleep while in a Santa outfit

Dear Dad Again: Frank keeps Hawkeye and Trapper awake by getting drunk

The Long-John Flap: Hawkeye tries to sleep in his warm long-johns, but is compelled to give them. Later on he refuses to fall for Trapper’s pathetic coughing a second time

Sticky Wicket: Hawkeye is awoken because his patient is worsening + later on tries to sleep in a supply tent but is disturbed + awakens in realisation of how to help his patient

Showtime: Hawkeye falls asleep during a USO performance

 Season 2.

Divided We Stand: Hawkeye and Trapper are awoken for a secret meeting with Henry + everyone is awoken much too early in the morning

Dr Pierce and Mr Hyde: after spending the episode unable to sleep for several days, Hawkeye is drugged so that he can get some rest

Carry On Hawkeye: Margaret enters the tent and finds Hawkeye in bed, possibly having been about to sleep

The Incubator: Hawkeye and Trapper wake up severely hungover after a party

Officers Only: Hawkeye is awoken by Radar to attend to a patient after having only just fallen asleep

Crisis: Everyone is trying to get to sleep in groups within one tent (gender divided), due to a lack of supplies and severe cold

 Season 3.

Rainbow Bridge: Hawkeye and Trapper fall asleep despite being on-leave, due to exhaustion

Officer of the Day: Hawkeye attempts to sleep several times, but isn’t allowed to, as he has been declared “officer of the day”

Iron Guts Kelly: Hawkeye and Trapper are awoken by Margaret, to help remove the body of the general in her tent

Springtime: Hawkeye expresses an intent to sleep and is later depicted having been clearly woken up by Mulcahy and leaving the Swamp

Adam’s Ribs: Hawkeye is awoken by Radar because his ribs have arrived in Korea

Aid Station: Hawkeye and Margaret seek comfort while at an aid station and fall asleep together

 Season 4.

It Happened One Night: Hawkeye is awoken by Radar for a shift

The Late Captain Pierce: Hawkeye is awoken to take a call from his dad that he just misses + Hawkeye wakes up after his fake-wake

The Bus: Potter, BJ, and Hawkeye are sleeping in the bus, while Frank “keeps watch”

Of Moose and Men: Hawkeye sleeps in post-op after a difficult case + Hawkeye is resting outside when Frank disturbs him with a metal-detector

Der Tag: Hawkeye and BJ get drunk with Frank and tie a toetag to him, before falling asleep + later they stumble into bed after surgery

Season 5.

Bug Out: Hawkeye naps briefly against a wall

Out of Sight Out of Mind: Hawkeye is asleep when some nurses wake him up to help with a boiler

Hawkeye Get Your Gun: Hawkeye slumps in exhaustion after accidentally “hypnotising” himself to sleep

The Colonel’s Horse: Hawkeye and BJ are awoken by Margaret to take out her appendix

Hawk’s Nightmare: Hawkeye sleepwalks and has intense nightmares throughout

Hepatitis: Hawkeye is trying to sleep while BJ works out

 Season 6.

Fade Out Fade In: Hawkeye is about to try to sleep, but is spooked by a fake snake that Charles put in his bed

Fallen Idol: Hawkeye gets very drunk after Radar gets hurt and is awoken while still hungover

The Winchester Tapes: Hawkeye falls asleep after long hours in O.R. and he is too tired to go on-leave

Comrades In Arms Part 2: Hawkeye and Margaret wake up after a night together

Tea and Empathy: Klinger wakes up Hawkeye so he can check on British patients in post-op

Your Hit Parade: Hawkeye and BJ camp out in Potter’s tent, due to a mass of patients

Dr Winchester and Mr Hyde: Hawkeye and BJ try to sleep, but Charles is high and loud

 Season 7.

Commander Pierce: Hawkeye and BJ try to sleep but Charles is sick and loud + Hawkeye tries to sleep at Potter’s desk

Peace On Us: Hawkeye naps in a wheelchair

An Eye For A Tooth: stretching, but Hawkeye is practically falling asleep at the mess table, until Margaret fills too much sugar in his coffee

The Young and The Restless: Hawkeye falls asleep at the mess table + Hawkeye wakes up at 6am to find BJ reading

Hot Lips Is Back In Time: Hawkeye falls asleep at the officer’s club bar

CAVE: Hawkeye and Margaret have fallen asleep on gurneys after operating on a patient while being bombed. They wake up when the camp returns and then promptly go back to sleep

Ain’t Love Grand: Hawkeye is awoken in the middle of the night by a phonecall declaring that BJ’s patient is out of danger

The Party: Hawkeye’s slowly preparing for sleep, when they have to bug out

 Season 8.

Mr and Mrs Who: Hawkeye is sleeping in post-op while waiting for a patient to get better

Yessir That’s Our Baby: The Swamprats are awoken by the cries of a baby

Heal Thyself: Hawkeye is trying to sleep, when he notices the interim doctor pacing outside

Dreams: Everyone in camp sleeps, and they have haunting and/or prophetic nightmares

 Season 9.

The Best Of Enemies: Hawkeye sleeps after going through a traumatic experience

Father’s Day: The swamprats are awoken because their stolen beef is at risk of being discovered

Tell It To the Marines: Hawkeye is asleep in the OR after surgery

No Sweat: Hawkeye is woken up by BJ obsessively rereading a letter from Peggy

Bless You Hawkeye: Hawkeye is keeping everyone, including himself, awake with excessive sneezing

 Season 10.

That’s Show Biz: Hawkeye and BJ are trying to sleep, but Charles and Klinger are mesmerised by a comedian

Twas the Night Before Christmas: The swamprats are all awoken by Potter + Hawkeye sleeps pressed against BJ’s back in Potter’s office

The Tooth Shall Set You Free: Hawkeye tries not to fall asleep at the mess-tent, after which he manages to get back to the Swamp and eventually get to bed

Pressure Points: Hawkeye awakens to a disgusting Swamp, because Charles has stopped cleaning

Where There’s A Will There’s A War: Hawkeye appears to be considering sleeping, but is disturbed by bombs

Promotion Commotion: Hawkeye and BJ are trying to sleep when Charles interrupts + Hawkeye is falling asleep at his a makeshift judges’ table + Hawkeye and BJ are awakened by Klinger telling them he’s been promoted

 Season 11.

Trick or Treatment: a stretch, but Hawkeye and BJ are pretending to sleep, while giggling about pranking Charles

The Joker is Wild: Hawkeye is startled out of sleep by Charles finding a fake snake in his bed + Hawkeye tries to sleep within a barbed wire mini-compound he’s made to protect himself from BJ + Hawkeye and BJ wake up in the morning

Strange Bedfellows: Hawkeye and BJ (and everyone else) try to sleep, but Charles is snoring + Hawkeye and Charles because BJ talks in his sleep

As Time Goes By: The whole camp is awoken by wounded patients incoming

[pangur-and-grim]

Hope you don’t mind unsolicited kitty cat pictures of my new worm-beast! Forcibly reminding myself that randombred cats can look like anything and that this elongated fella I found living at the local zoo is not in fact an oriental-type/lemur hybrid.

I'll be honest, this is the first cat I've seen that could actually be a Balinese cross.

if you'd only shown me the first photo, I would have 100% believed that was a Balinese. the fur and body type are so specific. and then the last photo couldn't be a Balinese (because of the white spotting), but I'd still believe it was an Oriental Longhair.

it's only the second photo that made me go oh......that's not quite right.....that's not how that should look.........

so I'd say the possibilities are:

you found a cat that has coincidental similarities to a Balinese/Oriental (cool!! awesome cat! the breed had to get the traits from somewhere, makes sense!)

you found a badly bred Oriental Longhair with a wonky face (not likely, OLHs are rare and tend to have a more standardized show-type appearance)

you found a Balinese cross (cool!! awesome cat!)

in any case, they are very beautiful and I'm an admirer of their special white stripe.

[gatoburr0]

I HATE how this turned out WITH A PASSION.

[giantkillerjack]

Today my therapist introduced me to a concept surrounding disability that she called "hLep".

[plain-text version of this post can be found under the cut]

Which is when you - in this case, you are a disabled person - ask someone for help ("I can't drink almond milk so can you get me some whole milk?", or "Please call Donna and ask her to pick up the car for me."), and they say yes, and then they do something that is not what you asked for but is what they think you should have asked for ("I know you said you wanted whole, but I got you skim milk because it's better for you!", "I didn't want to ruin Donna's day by asking her that, so I spent your money on an expensive towing service!") And then if you get annoyed at them for ignoring what you actually asked for - and often it has already happened repeatedly - they get angry because they "were just helping you! You should be grateful!!"

And my therapist pointed out that this is not "help", it's "hLep".

Sure, it looks like help; it kind of sounds like help too; and if it was adjusted just a little bit, it could be help. But it's not help. It's hLep.

At its best, it is patronizing and makes a person feel unvalued and un-listened-to. Always, it reinforces the false idea that disabled people can't be trusted with our own care. And at its worst, it results in disabled people losing our freedom and control over our lives, and also being unable to actually access what we need to survive.

So please, when a disabled person asks you for help on something, don't be a hLeper, be a helper! In other words: they know better than you what they need, and the best way you can honor the trust they've put in you is to believe that!

Also, I want to be very clear that the "getting angry at a disabled person's attempts to point out harmful behavior" part of this makes the whole thing WAY worse. Like it'd be one thing if my roommate bought me some passive-aggressive skim milk, but then they heard what I had to say, and they apologized and did better in the future - our relationship could bounce back from that. But it is very much another thing to have a crying shouting match with someone who is furious at you for saying something they did was ableist. Like, Christ, Jessica, remind me to never ask for your support ever again! You make me feel like if I asked you to call 911, you'd order a pizza because you know I'll feel better once I eat something!!

Edit: crediting my therapist by name with her permission - this term was coined by Nahime Aguirre Mtanous!

Edit again: I made an optional follow-up to this post after seeing the responses. Might help somebody. CW for me frankly talking about how dangerous hLep really is.

Plain-text version:

Today my therapist introduced me to a concept surrounding disability that she called "hLep".

Which is when you - in this case, you are a disabled person - ask someone for help ("I can't drink almond milk so can you get me some whole milk?", or "Please call Donna and ask her to pick up the car for me."), and they say yes, and then they do something that is not what you asked for but is what they think you should have asked for ("I know you said you wanted whole, but I got you skim milk because it's better for you!", "I didn't want to ruin Donna's day by asking her that, so I spent your money on an expensive towing service!") And then if you get annoyed at them for ignoring what you actually asked for - and often it has already happened repeatedly - they get angry because they "were just helping you! You should be grateful!!"

And my therapist pointed out that this is not "help", it's "hLep".

Sure, it looks like help; it kind of sounds like help too; and if it was adjusted just a little bit, it could be help. But it's not help. It's hLep.

At its best, it is patronizing and makes a person feel unvalued and un-listened-to. Always, it reinforces the false idea that disabled people can't be trusted with our own care. And at its worst, it results in disabled people losing our freedom and control over our lives, and also being unable to actually access what we need to survive.

So please, when a disabled person asks you for help on something, don't be a hLeper, be a helper! In other words: they know better than you what they need, and the best way you can honor the trust they've put in you is to believe that!

P.S. Also, I want to be very clear that the "getting angry at a disabled person's attempts to point out harmful behavior" part of this makes the whole thing WAY worse. Like it'd be one thing if my roommate bought me some passive-aggressive skim milk, but then they heard what I had to say, and they apologized and did better in the future - our relationship could bounce back from that. But it is very much another thing to have a crying shouting match with someone who is furious at you for saying something they did was ableist. Like, Christ, Jessica, remind me to never ask for your support ever again! You make me feel like if I asked you to call 911, you'd order a pizza because you know I'll feel better once I eat something!!

Edit: crediting my therapist by name with her permission - this term was coined by Nahime Aguirre Mtanous!

Edit again: I made an optional follow-up to this post after seeing the responses. Might help somebody. CW for me frankly talking about how dangerous hLep really is.

[yuwuta]

you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

[onawhimsicot]

i know not many people would want to read a 10,000 word article about the minecraft end poem and how the author, Julian Gough, was never fairly compensated for his work and has made it public domain.

But it's a very well-written and heartfelt read, and he makes it very clear that none of this is a cash-grab and despite the fact that he is essentially a starving artist in this capitalist society, he only mentions his financial struggles despite Minecraft's huge huge success at the bottom of this article and not in the tweets so as to not dilute his message.

Anyway, I just think it'd be cool if those who are able to could support him in some way whether it be subscribing to his substack or donating to his paypal (that's linked in the article, you can ctrl + F to find it easier), that's all.

[tofu-bento-box]

perhaps i am simply a delicate spoiled houseplant but i don’t think having a fun productive day should give you multi-day hangovers

[stealingyourbones]

Never will I stop with the steadfast notion that folks in the DPXDC fandom should interact with at least some form of canon DC media.

There are comics, tv shows, radio dramas both old and new, podcasts, movies, magazines, so much shit that intentionally avoiding the media is simply preventing yourself from spawning new ideas and gaining a new appreciation for a fandom that you’re already in.

The Superman Radio Show has episodes 11 minutes long. A lot of the TV shows don’t have episodes that surpass 30 minutes and most are nearly fully clipped on the official DC YouTube channel. The amount of fan made motion comics is astounding. The amount of fanmade animations is equally as incredible.

[biorust-art]

Dorian Storm, first heir to the Silken Squall

-- having a wonderful time here in the Dorian fanclub lol

[Image Description: A drawing of Dorian Storm from Critical Role in an imagined outfit. Dorian has a gold band around his head like a crown with his hair folded within it inspired by an ancient Greek hairstyle, it flows before him and ends in cloud-like curls. He wears a white, high collared vest with golden emborder of leaves on the outer edges and a bird with golden feathers in the front. The hem of the vest is asymmetrical with one side longer than the other and going down towards his thigh. Underneath the vest is a blue quilted gambeson and under that is a light gold chiffon shirt with billowing sleeves that are gathered at the lower arm with leather armbands. he has a blue half cape made with the same cape in his original art and a silver pauldron over that same shoulder. the pauldron is shaped to look like wings. At his hips he has his flute axe, blade and Bertrand's sword and on his back is the mandolin. He also has silver shin armor that melds with his original winged boots and very shiny black leather pants. Dorain leans on a brown wall in a seemingly causal cool guy pose with one arm extended. He looks to the right with a smile on his face, but it does not meet his eyes. End ID]

[arrowheadedbitch]

New idea: Shinsou is supposed to be babysitting Eri but he has to do something so he leaves Denki in charge for a little bit, he comes back expecting the house to be burnt down but instead he finds Eri begging Kaminari to let her re-dirty up her room so they can clean it together again

[foldingfittedsheets]

Oh my god, poverty brain makes big purchases so freakin scary. I know I need a laptop. I will have tons of downtime at work and I can't cart my three monitor gaming PC into work on slow days. So I need a laptop. I had some help picking a really good one and it's gonna do the stuff I need. But it's still such a big chunk of money. *Sweats* I have done it. But it was hard.

Luckily it sounds like my accommodation is getting reviewed for real this time and I should have more freetime at the small store and on my days off to take commissions again! I can also resume working on my comics as I've got a tablet going spare that I can take with, so all that is very exciting.

[sunshine-zenith]

Oh so Jayce is bisexual bisexual, got it

[raynewolferune]

Battle of the Not It

Just me pushing my personal agenda that the Battle for the Cowl makes no freaking sense once again.

I want to see the Battle of the Not It, Nose Goes, Worst out of 126+ Rounds of Rock Paper Siscors Takes It, etc. Basically, the Batfam throwing down in Bruce's absence to Not Be The One Who Inherits (TM). No one wants dear dad's emo fursona but they all agree someone has to take it. The resulting Loser Gets Batmanned sibling war throws Gotham into chaos, Oracle's keeping score of everything, the one with the lowest score at the end of every week is stuck with Batman Duty the following week.

Damian hates loosing his swords everytime he gets stuck doing Batman. Tim can't stand losing his tech. Jason misses his guns. Cass hates having to talk on can't use words days. Staphanie hates doing the voice. Dick can't tolerate being unable to smile. Duke needs his freaking sleep. The list goes on because they've all agreed they hate to embody Bruce's Batman, no one can put their own flare on it (Gun!Batman will not happen on their watch and they won't risk any other equally horrible variation either.) The resulting sibling war takes place 24/7 in the masks and the criminals and citizens of Gotham are as awed as they are horrified by it.

The strangest alliances form and disolve week to week. Dick cheats whenever he gets close to loosing and dips out because "Bludhaven needs him." Cass flits off to China on a last minute mission when too many of her siblings start forming up an alliance against her. Steph breaks her leg (she says it's an accident but Tim has very vocal doubts about that). Tim, Duke, and Damien start teaming up against Jason frequently and Red Hood gets stuck doing Batman practically every other week. Other weeks, Jason picks one of them as Robin for his Batman week (rotating between them as revenge) and forces a temporary alliance to make another of them Batman for the next week. Alfred encourages the four's little rivalry and manages to finagle them into all staying in the manor full time with him.

Just Batfam bonding shenanigans over how much they all Do Not want to be Batman.

And when Bruce comes back Babs naturally has a highlight reel waiting for him. Some of the gems include: Steph in a cast with crutches say "oh no, I broke my leg, however will I be Batman now" in the most deadpan voice. Dick 'answering' an obviously turned off cell phone pretending it's an emergency calling him back to Bludhaven. Cass saluting the security camera as she leaves with a full duffle bag in the dead of night. Jason in the Batsuit, minus cowl, storming into the kitchen shouting "you little shits are conspiring against me!" As Tim, Duke, and Damien are crowded around the island with a bunch of documents clearing planning something. A heated game of Rock Paper Scissors between Dick, Jason, and Tim with the rest of the batkids watching (having already won their freedom from the cowl for the following week). Duke wearing the cowl and asking Oracle repeatedly over coms if it's time for bed yet. Damien throwing a full on tantrum trying to get out of wearing the physical cowl "it's unnecessary and impractical!"

Oracle sends him the reel a day after his return during the standard Justice League team meeting, helpfully projecting it so everyone can see. The reels starts with an argument in the Bat Cave between all of Batman's (previously unknown to the Justice League) children:

"Well, Dickhead, I guess this means you're it now." The clip starts with a red helmeted man speaking.

"The fuck?" Nightwing asks on screen.

"You're Batman now." The teenager with yellow bandoliers replies from where he sits in front of an enormous computer. A girl in purple and another in black both nod. (At this point, it begins to dawn on members of the Justice League that this is footage from the fabled Bat Cave they're seeing.)

"Oh, fuck that!" Nightwing answers. "Not it!" He shouts. The boy with the bandoliers jolts and then says seemingly reflexively.

"Nose goes!" Bandolier boy calls out hand shooting up and touching his nose as he speaks. Both girls and Nightwing react immediately following suit. A smaller boy with a sword copies them a half second later. The red helmeted man sputters.

"Wha-that-NO! NO NO NO NO NO! I am not the one! Fuck no!"

"You snooze you loose, Bro." Nightwings tells him.

There's a pause, red helmet starts laughing, pulls the helmet off slowly to reveal a red domino underneath, and lazily touches his nose with a sharp grin.

"You're right, Bro." He says teasingly. "And Signal's still sleeping." A short pause and then all the people on screen are laughing.

"Oh," bandoliers gasps out between giggles. "He is gonna be so pissed in the morning."

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Happy birthday! 🎉

Even though the au itself is way older than that, It's been a whole year since i started posting about it!

I didn't think it would reach as many people as it did, and im very happy with how much I've grown and improved artistically since then :] (we can pretend the ugly old posts don't exist don't mind them)

I haven't done nearly as much with it as i wanted to, even though i kinda just doodle the same things over and over, but we'll make this decent eventually mshehwuje

To everyone who decided to stay around this silly little blog and watch me scream about them into the void, a very thank you and I love you <3 hope to see you around

[secretarysong]

Mayzuketober Day 4: Ice Cream

an hour and 20 minutes after they left the laundromat ... I feel like zuke is the kind of guy who often goes into food comas . On the other hand mayday turns it all DIRECTLY into energy

[spoonmoment119]

anyone who doesn't ship grumbo CLEARLY has never watched grian's season 6. he's insane. he'd do anything for mumbo.