#keep your emo fursona to yourself

[raynewolferune]

Battle of the Not It

Just me pushing my personal agenda that the Battle for the Cowl makes no freaking sense once again.

I want to see the Battle of the Not It, Nose Goes, Worst out of 126+ Rounds of Rock Paper Siscors Takes It, etc. Basically, the Batfam throwing down in Bruce's absence to Not Be The One Who Inherits (TM). No one wants dear dad's emo fursona but they all agree someone has to take it. The resulting Loser Gets Batmanned sibling war throws Gotham into chaos, Oracle's keeping score of everything, the one with the lowest score at the end of every week is stuck with Batman Duty the following week.

Damian hates loosing his swords everytime he gets stuck doing Batman. Tim can't stand losing his tech. Jason misses his guns. Cass hates having to talk on can't use words days. Staphanie hates doing the voice. Dick can't tolerate being unable to smile. Duke needs his freaking sleep. The list goes on because they've all agreed they hate to embody Bruce's Batman, no one can put their own flare on it (Gun!Batman will not happen on their watch and they won't risk any other equally horrible variation either.) The resulting sibling war takes place 24/7 in the masks and the criminals and citizens of Gotham are as awed as they are horrified by it.

The strangest alliances form and disolve week to week. Dick cheats whenever he gets close to loosing and dips out because "Bludhaven needs him." Cass flits off to China on a last minute mission when too many of her siblings start forming up an alliance against her. Steph breaks her leg (she says it's an accident but Tim has very vocal doubts about that). Tim, Duke, and Damien start teaming up against Jason frequently and Red Hood gets stuck doing Batman practically every other week. Other weeks, Jason picks one of them as Robin for his Batman week (rotating between them as revenge) and forces a temporary alliance to make another of them Batman for the next week. Alfred encourages the four's little rivalry and manages to finagle them into all staying in the manor full time with him.

Just Batfam bonding shenanigans over how much they all Do Not want to be Batman.

And when Bruce comes back Babs naturally has a highlight reel waiting for him. Some of the gems include: Steph in a cast with crutches say "oh no, I broke my leg, however will I be Batman now" in the most deadpan voice. Dick 'answering' an obviously turned off cell phone pretending it's an emergency calling him back to Bludhaven. Cass saluting the security camera as she leaves with a full duffle bag in the dead of night. Jason in the Batsuit, minus cowl, storming into the kitchen shouting "you little shits are conspiring against me!" As Tim, Duke, and Damien are crowded around the island with a bunch of documents clearing planning something. A heated game of Rock Paper Scissors between Dick, Jason, and Tim with the rest of the batkids watching (having already won their freedom from the cowl for the following week). Duke wearing the cowl and asking Oracle repeatedly over coms if it's time for bed yet. Damien throwing a full on tantrum trying to get out of wearing the physical cowl "it's unnecessary and impractical!"

Oracle sends him the reel a day after his return during the standard Justice League team meeting, helpfully projecting it so everyone can see. The reels starts with an argument in the Bat Cave between all of Batman's (previously unknown to the Justice League) children:

"Well, Dickhead, I guess this means you're it now." The clip starts with a red helmeted man speaking.

"The fuck?" Nightwing asks on screen.

"You're Batman now." The teenager with yellow bandoliers replies from where he sits in front of an enormous computer. A girl in purple and another in black both nod. (At this point, it begins to dawn on members of the Justice League that this is footage from the fabled Bat Cave they're seeing.)

"Oh, fuck that!" Nightwing answers. "Not it!" He shouts. The boy with the bandoliers jolts and then says seemingly reflexively.

"Nose goes!" Bandolier boy calls out hand shooting up and touching his nose as he speaks. Both girls and Nightwing react immediately following suit. A smaller boy with a sword copies them a half second later. The red helmeted man sputters.

"Wha-that-NO! NO NO NO NO NO! I am not the one! Fuck no!"

"You snooze you loose, Bro." Nightwings tells him.

There's a pause, red helmet starts laughing, pulls the helmet off slowly to reveal a red domino underneath, and lazily touches his nose with a sharp grin.

"You're right, Bro." He says teasingly. "And Signal's still sleeping." A short pause and then all the people on screen are laughing.

"Oh," bandoliers gasps out between giggles. "He is gonna be so pissed in the morning."

[dnpdudes]

Phil liveshow #9

Let's try this week :)

Mines is a bit laggy sorry if I miss anything

General chat and news

•He looks so nice today

•aw Christmas background

-clock on the mantel, he hates clocks, reminds him of the passage of time and he cant sleep if theres a clock.

-He likes the tree,good color scheme

•He hasn't gotten new Wish ads

-hes wearing the Nick cage joggers.....

-everyones telling him to prove it

-JSEJJEJE THE LEG SHOT

-The incense smelled and seeped into everything

•God Phil's a nerd

-GOD THE SLOW FLOAT BACK DOWN DJDJJD

•exam advice- dont look at the people around you to not sike yourself out.

•Norman cam,

-he built a bubble nest

-"He wants some fish loving"....

-the tank decor

-he brings Phil joy whenever hes in the room

•Got candles on black friday

-Festive candle:

-Alpine mint

-It's like throwing a mint milkshake up your nose

-3 1/2 stars

-Candle lit cabin

-a bit smokey

(They'd lit their fireplace in the old phlat with the door closed until they were dizzy...idiots)

• pretty snowy background

•He just finished Sheild

•I too do not like Sobbles final evolution

-overall it was alright he loved the new pokemon

•He hasnt watched rewind 2019

(I dont like it :/ it's boring just stats)

-He liked the ones he was in lmao

•Glitch tweet talk

-lmao tweeted the same thing between 4 years 5 minutes on the same day

•Fursona is a rabbit

-RABBIT FURSUIT

-someone said maybe he's allergic to his Christmas tree

-Voldemort

•Looking for Christmas presents

-Big potato sent him a bunch if board games on being What Came First?

-Game chip asmr

-Become a asmr channel Phil

-Head to game time

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•PINOF Animated 2

-legends supporting LEGENDS

•Broke a box in the new vid

•no festive codex this year

-He and Dan are using the mince pie codex this year eye

•Please don't bring the spaghetti back up phil

•Yamper is his fav pokemon

-he got sent a gigantic pokemon advent calander!!! Wtf!

•PHIL DNDNDN

-basically roasted us with a pokemon

-He's a lurantis

-We're defense

-he has nice looking cards

-a shiny audio

-Phil.... crochet.....CROCH ET ED IM

•Lmao someone asked what was in his browsing history he said dont go there

•He wants a xbox game and Turkish delight for Christmas and Percy pigs?

-wtf is a percy pig

•Lol he did a buzzfeed quiz

-Fav part of holiday: spending time with family

-when should stores start playing Christmas music: dec 1

-Give or recieve presents: both

-choose cute holiday animal: dog with Santa hat

-Hes mulled wine lmao

•Hes been watching Demon slayer

•-GOOD PLACE YEA!!

-love that show

•Nicolas cage knees....

•He sunk out lol

Future fashion trends

•Annalise: predicts that clothes made with tiny mirrors will catch on

•Cam: Bra covered in teeth to hang on their wall

•Zoe: a nose scarf to keep their nose warm

-Phil has a icy beak lol

-a velvet clown nose

-nose heater airpods

•Nightfury: Colored eyebrows

-mentioning jenna marvels twice legends

-Gay eyebrows

-GAYBROWS

•Dania: emo hair lmao

-he'll stick to the quiff

-He doesn't suit long hair according to him

-News story of the week-

-In milton a rabbit has been discovered a rabbit with a ear coming out of its forehead its named Wonky

(Narwal has been adopted)

~Gaming time~

What came first

•Tamogochi or Furby

-Tamogichi?

I was right!!

•Netflix or milly bibby brown

-Netflix def

I was right!

•lazer tag or paintball

-Paintball?

I was right 3 for 3!!

No Props chest time this week

[romanticfistfightz]

20-25!!

20. What’s something you learned this year?

that im an emo faggot, baby!!!

21. What’s something new about your place of residence (room, home, or general location) now vs the start of the year?

i got more posters in my room!!! and also there are 4 rats living with me!!!

22. Favorite place you visited this year?

answered!!

23. If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be?

just fuckin t a l k 2 the Boy whos now ur Boyfriend coz bitch ur gonna regret not talking 2 him more earlier

24. Did you keep any New Year’s Resolutions?

i don't really do new years resolutions so nah but im sure even if i had any i wouldnt keep em

25. Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one

oh i did!!! theres cassie, general oc, theres eden, a minecraft oc, theres alli, my fursona... but!!! cassie!!! i talked abt him before i got deleted (rip) but he's like. really cool and also straightedge and he's in a band playing guitar and singing and looks like the impersonation of 2005 pop punk or a lost member of sum41 n i love him sm

end of the year asks!!!