#me when multishipping

[starrfallj]

okay but hear me out on this o— *gets hit by a metal pipe*

[crookedghosts]

lmao this might be classified as crack but au where jeyna is in a pr relationship that gets debunked so they bring piper in to try and launch a more believable jiper but piper's mostly in it cause she was a jeyna nonbeliever and thought reyna was cute - also obviously she sets her bff leo up with her fake bf

[c0rvidfagg0try]

The 9-1-1 fandom is so cisheteronormative despite being quite queer like,,, yall cannot handle anything that strays away from the most vanilla gay couple youve ever seen

[kacievvbbbb]

Idk why I find the fact Mihawk writes Y/N Reader inserts so funny but so true and I have reader inserts blocked on here like I hate them but oh my god so in character for him.

And he does not give a shit. Absolutely go king and getting fantasy dicked down by all the hot guys in one piece world I support! Also him being a sengoku shipper iconic. I was say maybe he thinks about Kuzan but I think he’s out off by his general laziness and apathy and not in a fun apathetic way like Barsolino in a depression way. ( he’s looking in a mirror and does not like it.) but if he learns Dragon used to be a marine and friends with Akainu he’s making the most toxic relationship of them friends to enemies to nemesis type shit.

He’ll write a new book and it will be a sensation and no matter the fact he changed the names everyone with a brain cell will be able to figure out who it’s about.

Sorry this took so long to reply! but

YES YES YES!!! I don't really like self insert stuff either but it's so in-character for him I'm so obsessed.

And yeah it really is just the adventures of reader as they travel across the grand line getting dicked down is definitely one of his most beloved and acclaimed series. Shanks goes hot and cold on that series a lot because while the idea of watching mihawk getting dicked down by another man is very hot Shanks is also a jealous man and he is very jealous of these "fictional" men. He tries to find out if mihawk has ever fucked any of them in real life and maybe 👀.

Also yeah I just threw in the marine thing because I thought it was funny but I'm glad it stuck out! 😂. I don't think he self ships with any of the marines (maybe in his GILF era sengoku or fujitoro) I think because none of the really strong marines appeal to him but he would fuck smoker if he was stronger. and just because I remembered dude and I think it would be so funny imagine if his only self x marine ship is with Ryokugyu (the tree admiral) I think he'd hate him in life but he's not blind. I think this realllllly pisses shanks off because he does not like him and honestly its a bit of a snake eating his own tail because a lot of the reason he doesn't like him is because of Mihawk's fanfiction of him.

I think Mihawk's natural reaction (mostly because it's mine) is to ship Sengoku with Garp but he hates Garp and even the thought of picturing him in that way is enough to make him want to pour his ears to bleach his brain. I think it be funny if during one of his lackadaisical checking out marine headquarters rooms (because realistically who is going to stop him) he stumbles upon and old picture of Garp Sengoku and Tsuru when they were young and he is very intrigued by thetwo hot young men then he notices that one of them is Garp and he almost throws up, the thought wont leave him alone tho.

Also yes i don't think Mihawk actually knows dragon but he has definitely heard of him and being Garps son is enough cause for pettitness in his eyes. Dragon's identity is a little harder to parse out I the books but Akainu's is so fucking obvious. And it is a loved and well-cherished series. Anytime that Mihawk attends a warlord meeting or just genuinely has an unpleasant interaction with akainu (which is every interaction) he puts pen to paper. It'd be funny if this was the most "tame" series though more focused on the fictional romace which confuses dragon and pisses akainu off even more because what? do they think he can't take it? and mihawk is very pleased with himself. he drops a new edition right before he goes to any warlord meeting so he can watch akainu seethe in real time as the new talk of the town takes root (this series specifically is very popular in marine towns)

as for the real life identities. I think he definitely makes it a bit hard not to protect anyone. Still, because he thinks it's fun to make people guess and adds to the mystery so there is definitely a fan club (which Shanks leads) dedicated to putting the clues together on just who all the different men are (shanks needs this for....research purposes 👀) some of them are obvious if you're in the know like the Benn ones or Crocodile while others are just plain obvious because the Red Haired Emperor is definitely shanks like if you know shanks you know its him there is only two people with hair that red. It's not kidd( it does give both kidd and shanks a bit of a reputation of some islands because his book counterpart is infinitely more dashing and "masculine" that shanks' bum and kid's manica energies) and I think he makes the Akianu ones very obvious to anybody that literally even if you've just ever heard of him you know its him just to fuck with him.

[hanzajesthanza]

Geralt: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Yennefer, code name: “Been There, Done That.” Fringilla is “Currently Doing That.” Regis is “It Happened Once in a Dream”; Dandelion, code name: “If I Had To Pick a Dude.” Milva is... Eagle Two.

Milva: Oh, thank the gods.

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

help I'm being dragged back into my drarry era what's happening

[kewpiexo]

another rotg elsa thing- one of my branching off aus is that she's his apprentice, and there's Another one where she's even mrs claus depending on who i wanna ship her with

[sga-owns-my-soul]

Pls don’t take this the wrong way i actually love multishipping but I’m genuinely wondering if there’s anyone you don’t ship?

rodney and jennifer 😂 although i think if jennifer's character was written to be an actual character instead of The Hot Trophy For Rodney i probably would've liked the ship way more, but as it is they don't even seem to like each other???? also unless it's in the context of ot4 i can't do john/teyla idk why i don't know what it is (especially since john is such a slut and so easy to ship with anyone????) but it just feels very Wrong to me idk

all that being said tho all it takes is the right headcanon or fic/idea to get me obsessed with a ship so who knows maybe one day i'll ship mckeller and john/teyla!

[sakemilktea]

"How much delulu do you have for your oc x canon ship?" Yes

DABI JUST NEEDS DOGGO LOVE I KNOW IT

Image ID

--- Image 1

3 different situations. chibi paper doodles. Shun (OC), Dabi (BNHA)

Shun bites Dabi's cheek and pulles it like a mochi with a "nom" sound. Dabi doesn't look like he minds

Dabi gives Shun head pats saying "good boy" and messing his hair while the dog looks heavily blushed, startled and frowning in confussion at the new pleasant feeling, with a "huff huff" sound. There's an arrow pointing him "error, he stopped working"

Dabi sees Shun with his bangs up and hair pins, then casually says "that looks good on you" to a Shun with a blank expression "?… !" that then appears in front of him other day with a similar look, crooked and embarrassed smile while wagging tail, waiting a compliment. There is an arrow pointing him "new usual look" and Dabi laughs "pff"

--- Image 2

whiteboard chibi doodles. Shun (OC), Dabi (BNHA)

They're holding hands, appearing to be falling while smiling at each other

Shun bites Dabi's cheek and pulles it like a mochi. Dabi doesn't look like he minds

--- Image 3 - 4

1/2 the reason short comic. chibi paper doodles. Todoroki family (Shoto, Dabi, Fuyumi), Hawks (BNHA), Shun (OC)

The brothers have drinks and are sitting side by side "So, why did you choose him?" asks Shoto at Dabi while the later is supporting his face on a hand with a calm and bit bored look "hmm…" Dabi looks at a 3 people group not too far from them. A close up of Hawks, Fuyumi and Shun in a cheery and drunk talk, with an arrow pointing the dog. Shun and Dabi look at each other and the dog wags his hand to him, smiling

2/2 the reason short comic. chibi paper doodles.

"PFFHAHAHA" Shun (OC) changes back his attention to the group and they all explode in laugher shortly after "well…" Dabi (BNHA) starts answering Shoto's (BNHA) question after softening his expression and having a small blush "He's stupid and makes me laugh" says with a smile "stupid?" asks Shoto, a bit concerned "pff… yeah, he also makes my day shinier, and my life brighter. I feel loved and secure" adds with a soft sigh, smiling

--- Pic 5 - 6

1/2 ice cream short comic. chibi paper doodles. Dabi (BNHA), Shun (OC)

Dabi calmly having an ice cream while a curious Shun comes at top speed to him "looks good, what's that? Can I…?" he starts with shiny eyes and wagging tail "sure" Dabi answers with a blank expression and smears the ice cream in the dog's face

2/2 ice cream short comic. chibi paper doodles. Dabi (BNHA), Shun (OC)

Shun licks his own face with a oversized exaggerated tongue with a "mlem" sound and happily exclaims "Delicious! thank you!! I love you!!!" to a Dabi that just smiles softly. On the back, a random mob thinks "wasn't he too rought?" looking with worry at the two, Shun having a wagging tail and hearts floating over him

[bluerose5]

Falorin stared at him, starlight twinkling in mismatched eyes.

His lips still tingled. Their kiss, albeit brief, still managed to steal his breath away.

"You're a good kisser," Falorin said, to which Gale chuckled, ducking his head.

"And you're a bad liar," he replied. "I lived the life of a hermit for some time before I met you — safer for all, but not conducive to pleasures of the flesh."

"And I lived the life of self-imposed isolation for over thirty years," Falorin countered. "Not to make it a competition, but trust me when I say that I enjoyed that kiss beyond what words can describe." Smiling to himself, he brought the tips of his fingers up to his lips, his face warm with the beginnings of a blush. "Very much so."

He brushed his hair back behind his ear.

"I have not experienced intimacy with another in such a way in decades, have never trusted anyone to be that close again." Falorin glanced up to meet Gale's eyes. "But I trust you."

His expression softened.

"Fal," he breathed, spoken with a reverence that gods could only dream of obtaining from their followers.

Falorin shifted closer, leaned in until their lips brushed with every word.

"If we are to rediscover what it means to finally live again, including all of the pleasures which that entails," Falorin said, "then I would want to experience it all over again with you."

Taking that as his cue, Gale closed the distance between them once more, sealing their lips into another kiss.

[astrobei]

i am having a category four byclair moment

[touchlikethesun]

just a thought about multishipping but like i actually really like noticing how different a character is when they’re paired with one person versus any others. because like, loving someone changes you, and different people are going to bring out different sides to you that’s normal, and you’ll grow together with this person evolve in a way that is so unique and special, because you fell in love and chose to be with them. so when people get in to ship wars and they say stuff like “XYZ character is so ooc they would never act like that” or “they would never be with that person” i’m just like, well you don’t know that. i think it’s really cool, that starting from the same base characterisation, we can reason thru so many different ways for that character to evolve like that’s just fun. ofc every pairing isn’t your cup of tea and that’s fine, but idk it’s interesting to me just to observe.

[retsuyachan]

reading pixiv fanfic various ways ppl think of how to preserve the hastie bloodline 👍👍👍

[montydrawsstuff]

Floaty smooch

[diazsdimples]

Should I start yelling ACAB at anyone who tries to police my enjoyment of this show in my asks

[killjoy-prince]

I know kaito and luka is ur go to kaito ship but whos ur go to meiko ship?

It's Luka again lolol