#me to be silly and post paintbrush

[b1rdbra1ned]

i need to learn to unapologetically like things again

[murdleandmarot]

@awliette please come and retrieve your oc, she just broke into my house and stole all my worldly possessions 😭😭

(This lovely little thief’s name is Curianne! :))

[daily-lightbulbii]

[numberonetacostan]

ONE HEADCANON FOR EVERY II CHARACTER!

Hello everyone!!!!!^^ For a little holiday season special, I’ve typed out a little headcanon for every character!!! By character I mean contestants + host + assistants!!!!! Sorry to all the Nick Le fans out there, he is not included. Since everyone is here, there are characters I may not know as well as my main roster, so if I get anything like, objectively wrong, feel free to let me know!!!^^ Please enjoy!!! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

Apple- Her favorite song is Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan. She doesn’t really understand the lyrics but she really likes ponies!!!! I also think she’d start misspelling her name as “Appell” pretty often after she finds the song. 

Balloon- The first thing Suitcase does with her prize money is buy him a poetry book. He is so very moved by this and writes her dozens of poems with various styles he sees in the book within a few days. He’d read from the book and his own works to Suitcase every night before they go to bed. Some others could join in for a nice bedtime story :). 

Baseball- Once, while the hotel was under construction, Baseball fell down the stairs. And then kept rolling. And rolling. And bouncing. And rolling some more. Overall it set construction back two weeks and Paintbrush broke their leg trying to help stop him. Baseball was banned from the hotel until the elevators were finished. 

Bomb- He can’t eat spicy food. As in he’s banned from eating spicy food. If he gets too hot, he can accidentally set himself off, so despite his claim that he has a great spice tolerance, he is not allowed anywhere near the hot sauce. He doesn’t complain about the ban anymore post-canon, too risky, yeah? 

Bow- She watches so very many makeup tutorials, but being a ghost, can’t practice any of it on herself. That is, unless she possesses someone, like Marsh who would be very easy to put makeup on relative to other objects!!! She’d probably get pretty good at it, after some time, and Marsh would have some lovely new eyeshadow looks every day! 

Knife- He has a longer ghost tail than Dough and Bow do, so I propose him wrapping said tail around people and things he likes!!! Wraps around Pickle when they’re standing next to each other, wraps around Suitcase’s handle when they’re together, etc.!!! He’d get rather flustered if anyone called him out on it. 

Lightbulb- Gives incredible hugs. Incredible. How does an object made of glass and metal give such cuddly, warm hugs? Nobody knows. Sometimes she’ll turn herself on during the hug to make it extra warm!! As long as the person she’s hugging closes their eyes, it really elevates the already sacred experience of a Lightbulb hug. Luckily for everyone else, she is always happy to give one!^^

Marshmallow- She’s still pyrophobic after having been burnt all those years ago. As a very flammable marshmallow, fire would be scary to her anyways, but after having been roasted it’s a whole other story. She’d rather freeze than get close to a fire, but that’s not a problem since there’s a certain fruit always willing to warm her up with a hug <3!!

Nickel- He became very, very, very nervous to give his apology to Suitcase after she blew up Cobs and ate his corpse. He was planning to apologize either way, but clearly Suitcase could absolutely obliterate him if she wanted to do so, which means this apology has to be quite good or else. He has a serious amount of respect for her now. An upgrade, I’d say. 

OJ- His favorite Pokémon is Charizard. It’s orange, it’s very popular, OJ loves it. I know Justin has made a list of the contestant’s favorite Pokemon, but I have not read it in a while so Charizard it is!!!

Paintbrush- Experiments a lot with their image after season 3, mostly by dyeing their bristles with paint!!! Lightbulb helps :3!!! And by helps I mean makes it silly and very fun. Maybe she puts a little dot between Painty’s eyes to give them a “nose”. I think they’d try a solid color first, then maybe a fade, and eventually dye the nonbinary flag into their hair!!! They slay it of course. 

Paper- Pickle once wrote “Property of OJ” on Paper’s back and he didn’t notice for three days. No one told him it was there. When he asked everyone why in the world they would not inform him they said it was because they all thought OJ had written it and he was keeping it because he liked it. OJ did not know why Paper avoided eye contact with him for a week that one time but he did not like it. 

Pepper- Hotel OJ head chef. Yeah you heard me. Let me cook by letting her cook!! Salt wouldn’t like cooking, too much work, so this is something Pepper could enjoy on her own!! And it would be the sole reason that OJ has not yet kicked Salt out of the hotel- if he does than Pepper might be too sad to cook, and with the depressingly low amount of hotel residents that can make food, and the even smaller amount who are willing to make enough food for everyone, they need her. And, if Payjay help out, they can spend more time with her and get to know and enjoy her presence without Salt ruining it!

Pickle- With some help from Tea Kettle and Pepper, he makes Knife a new Dora doll post-finale, since it vanished with the rest of the stuff made by MeLife. He lets Knife possess him if he wants to hug the doll, but it also gets possessed by Knife so he can hug Pickle. Ah shit sorry my Knickle got all over the headcanon dang it. 

Salt- I headcanon her as the only cisgender, straight, alloromantic (I think that’s the right term?) member of the cast. Basically the only one who isn’t queer at all. But uh an actual headcanon for the ~60 or so Salt fans out there, both she and Pepper sleep with those little hair bonnets on to keep their salt and pepper from falling out of their heads in their sleep. 

Taco- This one is fitting for the winter season!! Taco is afraid of snow. Like, straight up terrified. I think she would grab a bunch of blankets and hide in the vents of the mansion whenever it snows, so she can be inside of the inside, as far and safe from the snow as she can be!! Having been homeless for years, she’s had some miserable experiences with hypothermia after it snows, and now that she has a home to live in, she’ll be staying inside until all the snow has melted. 

Mephone- I think he should have a pet bug post-canon. A little beetle or something that just chills on his head and feasts on the many crumbs he gets on himself while he eats. An intelligent one, like Baxter!!! Since we know Mephone will be stepping up into the more ‘big brother’ sort of role for 3GS, I think the bug would be a good outlet for Mephone to talk about his more intense feelings, specifically revolving around Mepad and the contestants. I also think, following his very creative naming of the contestants, the bug would be named Buggy. 

Box- I think she would be an insomniac. After years and years of living in an empty, timeless void-space thing, she’d have a lot of trouble getting to sleep!! She’d definitely need the whole works, warm milk, cheese, lullabies, etc., etc., just to get to sleep, and even then she probably wouldn’t sleep for very long. A lot of nightmares on this one, yeah? 

Cheesy- I think he’d actually quite enjoy eating cheese, as long as it’s not a chunk like he is. He’ll eat nachos, pizza, mozzarella sticks, grilled cheese, etc., etc., but he will not eat cheese cubes. He’d make approximately 5 cannibal jokes every time he does this, and this average goes up to 8 if Pickle is around. 

Cherries- They give Toilet their old Mepad mask post-canon, to try and make him feel better. Toilet might hang out with them a bit more after this- they can do some drawing together!! The more prank-buddies, the merrier, yeah? 

Dough- He eventually did get the recording of Bow saying that he was her brother!! Was it a cut-off version of her denying it yet again (though this time more playfully than anything)? Yes. Does that make him any less happy about having it? No. 

Fan- Out of everyone, he’s the most upset about II ending, and wants to find a new special interest!! He’d try a whole bunch of things, games, music, movies, TV shows, art, and I think it would be funny if he settled on the ii-universe equivalent of Survivor, since it was such a big inspiration for II!! He’d also occupy himself with being very interested in whatever Test Tube is doing and cheering her on!!! Also being a good Dad to Bot!!^^

Microphone- Has, on occasion, accidentally had her volume button pressed in her sleep and woke not only herself but everyone in the vicinity up with her snoring. The first time it happens post-canon it takes her a half-hour to get a very startled and scared but very sleepy and confused Taco to come out from her hiding spot under the bed. 

Soap- Her soap is french vanilla and rose scented!!! She’d find her own scent rather pleasant, yeah? I think being empty for her would have a similar effect on her as it does on objects like OJ and Test Tube, though if she’s in a real pinch she will use her own soap to get clean!! Letting someone use her soap would be a sweet gesture of love/appreciation from her!!!

Suitcase- Balloon would write her a lot of poems once they’re back together post-canon, and she’d keep them all inside of her!! She’d keep a lot of special little gifts from important people inside of her. The stone that Knife set beside her the first time they spoke on the docks, a dried flower bracelet from Box, whatever suits her fancy! (Get it? Ge- ‘cause she’s a suitcase? okay ill leave).

Test Tube- I think she would make phones for everyone post-canon!!!^^ It’s a big island, yeah? And they really need to be able to contact each other in case of emergency, with them being able to truly die now. She could make a functioning rocket out of a vending machine, I fully believe she could make however-many functioning phones out of what she can find on the island. (Or even better, Mepple HQ. I think they all should loot it.)

Tissues- He likes coding :) I personally hate coding, because I sucked at it in school and never want to look at one of those evil “easy kids coding” websites ever again. HOWEVER coding is something he could still do while he’s feeling sick, most of the time!! And we have quite a few gamers living in the hotel, so it would be a great way for him to connect with others!!!

Trophy- He always enjoyed photography as a hobby, but very much threw himself into it after being freed from the elimination closet. After months of seeing nothing but the snotty closet walls, he had a lot more appreciation for scenic and natural photographs. He’d hang a lot of them on the wall of his room to look at as he sleeps, since the rooms don’t have windows. 

Yin-Yang- This one is from my partner @galacticrain!! Because I consider them my resident yin-yang expert^^ Yang isn’t actually gluten free, like he says in season 2 episode 5, he just knew that Yin would confess to the eating of Dough if he put any ounce of pressure on him to tell the truth. 

Mepad- Another cold weather hc! As a Mepple device, he doesn’t really get cold! However, during their first winter together, Toilet worries that Mepad has no winter clothing!!! He buys Mepad one of those super fluffy, pink cases. Mepad does not take it off for months, until his systems start to overheat because of it. 

Toilet- I think he would be rather curious about what having limbs is like. He wouldn’t be particularly upset about his own lack of limbs, just curious!^^ He would ask Mepad about his legs, (try to) ask Mephone about his arms, and maybe make a little doodle of himself with a lot of limbs. A biblically accurate Toilet, if you will.

Blueberry- I like to think his white eyes glow a bit. He functions best in pitch-black darkness, yeah? So imagine you’re walking in the dark and two white eyes are staring at you from the depths. He would love scaring people with it, I think. 

Bot- Hanging out with everyone post-season 3 finale and even more so post-canon, they discover that they really do love videogames, similar to what they told Cabby!! They would absolutely dominate in fighting games, and would main R.O.B. in Super Smash Bros.!!! A fellow robot with a 3 letter name? Sign them UP. 

Cabby- She is endlessly fascinated by how Taco’s arms work. They just…go back in? How? Could she pull them out backwards? Both on the same side? Could she reverse them? Taco does not know either, and the two of them spend a full day together just trying to figure out how they work. Cabby gets a lot of new info about them, and Taco in general, after that :). I’m projecting but I think Cabby would be curious too.^^

Candle- Her meditation training post-canon is what keeps like half the cast from losing their minds after everything that happens. She is very very much needed after… all that. Meditation would help her too, of course, in the way that it usually does, but being so helpful would probably make her feel better than that. 

Clover- She was once blown across the entire island because someone dropped a penny on the ground. It was a particularly shiny penny, though, and the year was one her many, many lucky numbers!!

Goo- My little fella!!! Uh obviously he and Bot would make comics together. They like to draw, he likes to write, it’s perfect!!!! They could help him condense his writing down into a comic format as well!!! They could also make fanart and fanfics together!!! Goo would be a shipper I think he already ships Silver and Painty if you sit that little guy down in front of Steven Universe he will explode. 

Lifering- With everyone losing their immortality post-canon, he quickly becomes one of the most popular among the contestants. Twisted your ankle? Go see Lifering. Migraine? Go see Lifering. Ate the mushrooms that Taco very clearly told you were poisonous? Hurry to Lifering!! He’s happy to be of so much help, but gives some long and rather informative lectures on proper safety checks. 

Silver Spoon- Fills his room with candles. Particularly purple ones. And ones scented with lavender and chamomile. He’ll go on and on about how much he loves candles. Particularly purple ones scented with lavender and chamomile. No one can tell if Candle is trying to politely turn him down or really hasn’t noticed. He progressively gets more and more obvious with his candle collection and nearly sets a building on fire. 

Tea Kettle- #1 Nickloon shipper. I’m serious. Whether they get together or not, she ships it. I don’t think she’d be pushy about it, insistent that they get together if they’re interested in other people, but… we know silly Nickel, always chasing a Balloon. And if he needs a little help catching it, TK will be there in a flash!!!! She’d make them a little romantic picnic complete with hors d’oeuvres! 

The Floor- My guy The Floor still visits Mephone almost daily post-canon. I really don’t see the guy being super upset or holding a grudge over Mephone having made him. He’s pretty cool, if he does say so himself!!^^ And they’re buddies, anyways, so Floory would want to check in on him after his abusive father killed everyone and then was exploded!!!! He might even befriend 3GS while he’s at it :).

[enbypotat53]

So I've been compiling images (and composing myself), I think I'm ready to give my two cents. This'll be broken up into parts because only 10 images per post, so look forward to uh.. a lot! :,)

(MAJOR SPOILERS FOR II EPISODE 17 UNDER CUT)

We're starting with the Purgatory Mansion crew! And ohhh holy FUCK do I have a lot to say about them. First of all just. Fuck. God. Fan rambling during Test Tube's death, trying to keep himself composed?? And his denial of her death, just.. broke me. Painty having to be the one to snap him back into reality and TELL him that she's dead?? AUGHHHH 😭😭

ALSO THE PHONE?? MAN. THAT. THAT HURT.

SPEAKING OF PAINTBRUSH!

Okay I just. I genuinely this this was THE most gut-wrenching scene of II. Period. FUCKING PROPS TO JAZZY MOTHERFUCKING OLIVER CAN I LIKE. MARRY HER?? (/PLATONIC)

Okay so if y'all know me I'm pretty sure you know by now Paintbrush is my favourite OSC character. EVER. Their entire arc, their story, it just. It means so, so much to me. They're the entire reason I discovered I was nonbinary in the first place. They helped me find ways of dealing with anger in a healthy way. This fuckin' paintbrush has done more for me than I think.. ANY other fictional character in the history of ever?? This scene?? I genuinely nearly threw up from how hard I was sobbing.

Also can I just say how glad I am that Jazzy is voicing Paintbrush?? Like I don't think I've mentioned this enough but her vocal skills in this scene were PHENOMINAL and she SERIOUSLY did Painty justice. Good lord when they started crying I screamed out loud. Just. Lightbulb sacrificing herself for them, the whole "you need to be the leader now" thing?? Painty watching whilst all their friends die around them and they just have to sit there?? They can do nothing about it?? FUCK.

Them trying so hard to fight for her?? To SAVE her?? I just. I can't.

Not to mention just. This. Fuck. I'm a hardcore lightbrush shipper through and through so to me this is the equivalent of a child just trying to support their parent through the death of the other parent, but. Even if you see them platonically this hits DEEP. Their best friend, their rock, the silly to their serious, just died in front of them. The only things remaining being her lifeless corpse and a crab that she once gifted to them in memory of their friendship. Plus the symbolism of their flame dying out when Lightbulb dies?? BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO FIGHT FOR?? ADAM ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME.

Yeah can you tell I love these guys?? (I'd post the image of Painty BEGGING Bow to tell them how to get back from death, but 10 images per post limit fucked me over :P)

(Hotel folk next!)

[ironskyfinder]

When I first met Jackalynn, she was very confused about her place in the world.

The silly little girl was going by Jaden, had cut all her beautiful hair off, was wearing a binder to hide her beautiful hourglass figure, and was outwardly militant about ‘becoming’ a ‘man’.

She messaged me - seemingly furious that I would run a blog that openly advocated for female disempowerment, misgendering, and ‘transphobia’, but I could tell there was something deeper going on, and before long, she said something that gave away far more than she’d wanted me to know.

jadensjourney [11:24PM] I just can’t believe that you would knowingly post such filth. It boggles the mind that anyone would think it’s okay in the slightest to make such a toxically degrading concept so arousing. And you defend it without the slightest thought?!

trad-dominant [11:25PM] I post it because it’s filth that people enjoy, and I defend it for that reason and because it’s my artistic right to do so.

trad-dominant [11:25PM] So it’s filth that you enjoy, too?

jadensjourney [11:26PM] Our definitions of the word ‘artist’ are very different

jadensjourney [11:27PM] No, no, NO. I didn’t say that, you psycho

jadensjourney [11:27PM] What is WRONG with you?!

trad-dominant [11:29PM] You said it “boggles the mind that anyone would think it’s okay in the slightest to make such a toxically degrading concept so arousing,” which certainly implies that you found it arousing.

jadensjourney [11:30PM] No!! 

jadensjourney [11:31PM] Okay, but, that wasn’t what I meant and you know it

jadensjourney [11:32PM] What I ACTUALLY MEANT was that you’re a degenerate for even trying to make such disgusting topics into erotica

trad-dominant [11:34PM] Maybe I am a degenerate, but at least I’m honest with myself about what I like. I could help you with that, if you’d lose the attitude and admit it.

jadensjourney [11:37PM] Fuck you.

It wasn’t the first time I’d had readers reach out to berate me, and it wouldn’t be the last. I thought that was the end of it, and went back to writing. I felt like I was making good progress, so I stayed up later than usual, until another chat notification interrupted me.

jadensjourney [1:17AM] I admit it

jadensjourney [1:19AM] now what?!

trad-dominant [1:21AM] What?

jadensjourney [1:23AM] I thought it was a little erotic. Your story. So what?

trad-dominant [1:25AM] So you’re starting to be honest with yourself, that’s all that means

jadensjourney [1:26AM] Shut up, fuck you

trad-dominant [1:27AM] You don’t need to be aggressive, you’re judging yourself for liking it far more than I am.

trad-dominant [1:29AM] So, which part of the Little Miss Thought-She-Was-A-Boy story turned you on most?

jadensjourney [1:33AM] no I’m not

jadensjourney [1:34AM] judging myself

jadensjourney [1:36AM] stop it

trad-dominant [1:37AM] It took you all that time for just seven words? You must be typing one-handed, were you reading the story again?

jadensjourney [1:41AM] yes 

jadensjourney [1:43AM] the part where he’s cockwarming ryan and they’re doing anatomy

jadensjourney [1:44AM] That’s the best part

trad-dominant [1:47AM] I have to point out that Sam is a girl, I know you and her both struggle with that

trad-dominant [1:48AM] But, I agree, that is a great scene. 

jadensjourney [1:50AM] fine

jadensjourney [1:51AM] the part where SHE’s cockwarming ryan.

jadensjourney [1:53AM] where’d you come up with the paintbrush thing?

trad-dominant [1:54AM] Personal experience. 

trad-dominant [1:54AM] Holding a girl down and slowly tracing through all her erogenous zones with a brush is something that never gets old.

jadensjourney [1:55AM] crazy

jadensjourney [1:56AM] It’s only a tease?

trad-dominant [1:57AM] It is, although you have to be careful brushing around her clit, just in case

jadensjourney [1:58AM] i liked that most

jadensjourney [1:58AM] i mean

trad-dominant [1:59AM] Is that the part you were imagining happening to you?

trad-dominant [2:01AM] Having a stranger who picked you up at a bar overpower you, tease you mercilessly, and correct your gender?

I didn’t hear from her more that night; I assume she’d gotten embarrassed and deleted the chat. Most of the interactions ended like that - a confused girl reached out full of anger, then admitted how hot it was, then vanished. It didn’t bother me, but I was surprised when the next day I found a message waiting when I logged in.

jadensjourney [6:52AM] hey so fuck you but that last messsage you sent made me cum harder than I ever have in my human life and i passed out. sorry

It actually made me laugh aloud, between the reckless honesty and the charming turn of phrase. Few people had enough creativity or enough of a way with words to arouse my attention, but there was still the lingering combativeness from our earlier interaction. I sent the reply and assumed I’d never hear back.

trad-dominant [7:26AM] Fine, I suppose we can let that slide. If you keep cumming to my stories, though, you owe me your deadname real name.

I didn’t hear anything from her that night, or the one after, or the next. I expected to see her icon vanish one day, blog deleted. It was only after I published the next story, this time about a lesbian ruining her gold stars, that another two messages came through.

jadensjourney [9:52PM] three times. I hate you.

jadensjourney [9:54PM] and it’s jackalynn. 

From then on, whenever I posted a new story, Jackalynn and I talked. It started with her telling me how many orgasms she’d had while reading, but then we started talking more with each story. Over the following months, she confided that she was liking my stories more and more, and I told her if she sent a selfie of her all femme’d out that I’d write one with her as a main character. The story of ‘Jessie’s Fall Back to Femininity’ took a few days to finish, but when I posted it I saw that it had vanished.

Then - 

jackalynnsjourneyback [10:56PM] it’s me new blog. 

jackalynnsjourneyback [10:56PM] spent the last three days reading and re-reading jessica’s fall. i can’t think about anything else

jackalynnsjourneyback [10:57PM] so when i tell people i’m officially detransitioning do i blame it all on you, or?

trad-dominant [11:02PM] What a pleasant surprise! I thought you’d gotten cold feet, I guess I couldn’t have been more wrong.

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:04PM] yeah you brainwashed me back into being a girl or something 

trad-dominant [11:06AM] We both know I only reminded you that your clit exists, it did the rest.

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:07PM] uh, i think you did a little more than that!

trad-dominant [11:08PM] Not really, all I had to do was help your clit show you who you really wanted to be.

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:11PM] thanks for saying that, now i’m soaked again.

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:11PM] but you’re right, of course

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:12PM] i just can’t believe how hot jessie’s fall was, especially when she got fully corrected at the end

trad-dominant [11:13PM] You’re welcome. I thought you’d like it ending with her cumming from being impregnated.

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:14PM] and her repeating ‘this...is…what..i’m…for” is going to stick in my head forever

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:16PM] so are you gonna make me beg, or

trad-dominant [11:17PM] Probably, on principle, but I don’t know what you mean.

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:19PM] do it all to me

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:19PM] treat me like the professor treats jessica. tattoos and all

trad-dominant [11:20PM] For that, you’re definitely going to have to beg.

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:22PM] fuck

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:22PM] please

trad-dominant [11:25PM] You told me that in the last three and a half weeks you’ve edged for hundreds of hours, a lot of it to pretty misogynistic porn. We both know you know how to beg.

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:29PM] i deserve to have my silly gender fantasies corrected by someone who is going to take every advantage of me, i know i’m just holes and tits. please use me, sir

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:29PM] pierce my nipples, tattoo a qr code over my clit because i’m just property, and decide what else you want done to my body. 

jackalynnsjourneyback [11:30PM] please make me your jessica. take me in, break me down, make it so i lose my mind when you breed me

trad-dominant [11:36PM] That is better. Hmm.

Three weeks later, Jackalynn stepped off the plane; we talked the whole way back, her mind was made up. She wanted nothing less than to be reeducated, corrected, improved.

She’s getting her wish. Sometimes she still gets confused, but she’ll come and talk to me and a few minutes of intense anatomy practice always sorts out her delusions. Edging afterwards is helping her feel a lot better, and this will be her tenth straight day plugged - between that and the daily maintenance spankings, she says she’s never felt more feminine.

Now all that’s left is to breed her, and she’ll be the perfect woman she never dreamed she’d be.

[dotaeisms]

𝙨𝙠𝙯 𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 ☆ (𝗁𝗒𝗎𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾) ☆

song recommendation: ‘my universe’ (seungmin & i.n) (feat. changbin) ♪

an: this is my first post! i’m new to tumblr, so please go easy on me T^T

📂; use of the word daddy (x2), bullet points, bolds are a summary, use of pet names (sweetheart, my love, my rose), pure fluff

𝙟𝙞𝙣𝙞 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙮𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜...

< 🐺 > BANG CHAN; 

the dad who definitely coaches the kids soccer team, because why wouldn’t he?

all the ladies wanna flirt with him, but he doesn’t want them

y’know craig from dream daddy? yeah, basically him

the proudest dad ever! kid forgets their dance on stage? cries on stage? picks flowers during a soccer game? still buys them flowers or ice cream

the best for laying the child on his chest, cradling them as they both fall asleep :(

‘goodnight sweetheart, i love you so much’ then he’s just out

his go to sleep cartoon is big hero 6, it’s just so nice to watch alongside his kid, and they both fall asleep to it on the couch together

the biggest worry wart ever :( he just wants to make sure his family is always safe and sound, and always misses them when he’s away.

< 🐰 > LEE KNOW; 

the funny parent

when he gets playful, he chases his kids around the house, pretending to be a monster

the type to lay on the couch, his kid laying in front of him, stroking their hair as if they were a cat (he was a cat dad before a becoming a real dad) 

he thinks his kids deserve the entire world

somewhat of a karen, if his kids ever get bullied he will be confronting their parents to make them stop, he takes no bs!

the stay at home dance dad, makes homemade food all the time, and it’s the best. 

< 🐷🐰 > CHANGBIN; 

this makes me feel so soft and sad omg i love him sm

he loves to lift them up with his arms, whooshing them around like their flying or a superhero

similar to chan in the sense, his chest is the best for cuddling. the sheer warmth and protection? AUGH

‘yeah? you wanna learn how to lift weights too? maybe when you’re older my love.’

big on pinky promises :(

definitely speaks to them in his aegyo voice, and the kids love it so much

he’s just a little kid in a short grown mans body, he gets along with his children so well, it’s so cute.

loves the park, specifically the swings and the slide

they are truly his child, as they are a huge daddy’s baby, only ever listening to him, and following his actions. 

< 🥟 > HYUNJIN;

ART DAD

he definitely paints with his kiddo on his lap, helping them hold the paintbrush in their tiny hand, guiding them to leave a few strokes on his masterpiece

spoils the kid out of their mind

strolls around the mall with the kid in their stroller and him with a starbucks iced americano in his hand, sunglasses on and everything 

makes sure kkami acts nice around kids, as the now second love his life needs to respect the new first love of his life

lets the child cuddle on his waist or arms :( he just rubs their back and strokes their hair

calls his kid ‘lavender’ or ‘rose’, just silly nature sensory words because it embodies how beautiful they are to him

‘wow! the painting is going along beautifully my rose, i’m so proud of you.’

(maknae line) 

[ask-alien-hunter-au]

Welcome!

This is the official askblog for the II x BFDI Alien Hunter au!

A short rundown is MePhone4 is an alien hunter made by Cobs looking to redeem himself to his creator. With his team (the II contestants), they look for new aliens to capture and end up finding the Algebraliens.

So this is basically an II/BFDI crossover!

You can send asks to basically any contestant in either show, but the main characters/the ones I've fleshed out the most so far are:

any host/co-host (Including the Announcer)

OJ, Paper and Taco

Paintbrush, Test Tube, Fan and Lightbulb

Knife, Suitcase, Baseball, Nickel and Balloon

Yin-Yang, Microphone, Trophy

Death PACT members (including DPA and DPYA)

Firey, Leafy, Pin and Coiny

Winner, Clock and Loser

Golfball and Tennisball

There are NO II season 3 contestants yet! They aren't here, but they will be later!

Ships in this au (for now):

Twophone (the main focus)

4x

Payjay

The brightest lights (idk what they're called. They're in some funky unspoken polycule basically)

Knickle

Toipad

Fireafy

Coinpin

Freesmart (also a strange unspoken polycule)

Winnerclock

Astrobiology

qpr golfball/tennisball

Ask rules, further au details and about the creator are all under the cut!

Ask rules (Currently open!):

PLSPLS SPECIFY WHO YOU'RE ASKING THE QUESTION TO. I'M KINDA DUMB SO CLARIFICATION IS NEEDED

Don't ask weird things - use your common sense.

No donation asks please! This blog is for the au specifically

Don't ask about the MePhone making the contestants or try and give these guys an identity crisis /silly

Think of yourselves like interviewers or bystanders talking to these characters (or don't. Doesn't matter too much)

Please be patient! I want to try and include art when answering asks, so it'll take me a while

If your ask is a spoiler or something I can't answer at the moment for whatever reason, I'll either just ignore it or answer saying that.

As long as its credited, any fanworks are fine! You can also tag me in them or send them in /nf, I'd love to see them! /gen

Do note that I may answer things out of order. Ones that are just text may be answered first because they're easier. Ones that I'm making art for will typically take longer.

On the topic of adding art, that's a random choice of mine. If I feel like it fits the ask, I'll add it. If it's not necessary, I probably won't

More au details (this will be updated as time goes on):

Cobs created the Meeple products to hunt down and capture other alien life for him to use - what for, no one really knows. MePhone4 was once a great hunter, but his recklessness and disobedience led him to fail too many missions and get kicked out. He was told that he could return when he brings Cobs new aliens and proves himself. So MePhone4 goes to some old friends - the contestants from a tournament he held a year ago. With them, he starts a new tournament to train his own team and show Cobs he's one of the best damn hunters he ever made.

And his plan is working... that is, until he comes across the Algebraliens, a kind of alien he can't beat...

About the creator!

Hello everyone, I'm Laricina! I use he/she pronouns.

My main account is @larix-laricina, I post a lot of OSC art and stuff, as well as AvA/M, mostly. Updates about this au will also be posted there.

Please keep in mind that I am a minor, so no inappropriate asks or anything. I'm also a student working on this in my free time, so it may take me a while to answer some things. I'm only one person.

(exam season is also coming up, so if I disappear in January, assume that's why)

You can also ask me things if you'd like, or if you have questions about the au, I'll answer those too! (like if you wanna ask me about the lore or smth) I may have little creator notes at the end of asks, so I'll just mark those as "Laricina" or just as "notes" so you know it's me yapping.

I have a lot planned for this au, and I'm also gonna be posting it on ao3 (the series name is the same as the blog name), but writing normally takes me a bit, so I made this blog! Hopefully you all have fun here and I hope you enjoy the story :]

[snailfen]

Hiii Nebi Webbyyyyy. Can you give me something regarding the Paintbrush that made me cry two times. (I’ve only ever cried twice in the duration of watching II.)

hi FUJI (totally didn't ask you to resend this because Tumblr eats ask posts when you try to draft them) hi Fuji hi sister fuji my pal fuji

i don't think people acknowledge how silly paintbrush acts when the focus is thrown on them. they get so like... idk how describe it. theatrical! I feel like people don't focus on this enough. I like this about them a lot. its a little more evident in iii, of course, but they're like this in s2 as well.

its definitely the funniest part of their personality to me. they're so silly

(send me a character, I'll offer my thoughts, observations, or maybe some analysis!)

[osc-parody-struggles]

Greetings and Salutations!

Welcome to the one and only osc parody struggles blog!

This is a blog a little similar to the world-heritage-posts tumblr blog, with one exception: this is all about object show parody/roleplay blogs, canon-ish or not! (A/N: you can also submit a blog if we forgot about one! Please do.)

This is mostly going to be reposts of some silly posts or interactions from parody blogs. You can also send in asks and stuff, as well as submit posts! Feel free to ping me in osc parody acc posts too! But most importantly,

HAVE FUN!

More under the cut!! Some very important stuff, in fact.

SUBMISSION RULES

If you are submitting an ask or a post, please follow these rules!!

- MAKE SURE THAT WHATEVER YOU SUBMIT IS OBJECT SHOW RELATED. ANY OBJECT SHOW IS OKAY, AS LONG AS ITS AN OBJEVT SHOW.

- KEEP YOUR SUBMISSIONS SFW AND SFL! NO GORE OR SEXUAL STUFF, PLEASE.

- HAVE FUN!

Parody accounts!

@0h-my-tat3r - fries (BFDI)

@0hmyc0llag3n - Gelatin (BFDI)

@xbfdiblog - X (BFDI)

@twotpotblog - Two (BFDI)

@two-integer - Two (BFDI)

@ninexfohvv - Nine (XFOHV)

@fanny-hatesyou - Fanny (BFDI)

@ask-tennis-ball - Tennis Ball (BFDI)

@ask-knifeii - Knife (II)

@mr-knife-guy - Knife (II)

@hoteloj-manager - OJ (II)

@trophy-ii - Trophy (II)

@tear-drop-answers-ask - Tear Drop (BFDI)

@badlydrawncheesy - Cheesy (II)

@traumatizedtimber - Woody (BFDI)

@thematchstickever - Match (BFDI)

@truth-orflare - Taco (II)

@saauurcreeeaaamm - s1 Taco (II)

@chaoticbutpurebalance - YinYang (II)

@eevilleafy - Evil Leafy (BFDI)

@hotel-oj-official - OJ (II)

@that-one-paintbrush - Paintbrush (II)

@leafygweems - Leafy (BFDI)

@ask-post-ii17au-box - Box (II)

@that-1-number - One (BFDI)

@bfdi26revenge - Flower (BFDI)

@suitcase-ii - Suitcase (II)

@askfansepicblog - Fan (II)

@etherealhole - Black Hole (BFDI)

@thebubblebfb - Bubble (BFDI)

@liythefourbiddenexplorer - Liy (BFDI)

@lightbulbzaalien - Lightbulb (II)

@ask-firey - Firey (BFDI)

@0hmy0xyg3n - Firey (BFDI)

@assistant-mepad - MePad (II)

@mepadisokayiwouldknowimhim - MePad (II)

@assistant-toilet - Toilet (II)

@ask-tissues - Tissues (II)

@carrier-wagyu - Wagyu (Objectified)

@average-decay-enjoyer - Mushroom (Objectified)

@vagabond-space-rock - Comet (Objectified)

@ask-moneyman - Money Man (5SOS:BS)

@ask-airyhfjone - Airy (HFJONE)

@jester-hat-hat - Jester Hat (C2BC)

@inanimatedaycare - II daycare AU

@ask-campkids-ii - II campkid AU

@ii-thelightseekers - II AU

This will be updated!! If I missed one, please tell me and give me the ping.

MOD INFO!

Main Mod goes by he/him and xe/xem. He will sign off with ~🪼or 📎. He is to be referred to as Jelly or Zipper!

This account, or any of the parody accounts, are not affiliated with any object show creators from what I know. Please keep this in mind.

[vitaenabirb]

Weekly Ena Shinonome Vitabird Delivery #4!!!

Chirp Chirp! Only the most foolish fool of the most foolish fools would miss this vitamin! This drawing features Ena Shinonome in Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney)'s outfit!!! Look how silly and amazing and cool and perfect she is!!!

Would she whip you with a paintbrush??? Who knows???

Fun fact: Roarie actually drew Hatsune Miku as Franziska!! you can find it on her blog that's in the pinned post :D

Unfortunately, I couldn't color this one for storage reasons and being busy :(

Now I want to draw the prosecutor herself... it'd probably be foolish of me to not do so!

[slayedfrr]

Welcome to my blog!!! :D

stuff about me idk

. im SUPER cool /silly

. my personality type is ISFP-T 😁

. proud chicana‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥 🇺🇸🇲🇽

. I use a LOT of tone tags

. I use gen alpha humor IRONICALLY (so beware 😈😈)

. I HATE teneight it's like my LEAST favorite ship /s

. if u wanna be tumblr friendos don't be afraid 2 ask me!! just note that im not the best at talking 2 people lol 😞

other socials

Pinterest: https://pin.it/6FC0NS6O

Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/GamingGamer158

My Strawpage: https://slayedfrr.straw.page

ask blogs

@ask-eight-xfohv

@ask-ten-xfohv

@ask-x-variable

@flippy-the-psychokinetic-fish

@numberonecoquettegirl

stuff about the fandoms i'm in

fandoms I'm a part of:

. XFOHV

. OSC

. Brawl Stars

. Dog Man

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

my fav object shows :)

. HFJONE

. CFMOT

. BFB

. TPOT

. II/III

. TNM

. ORB

. ITFT

. AB

. LOTS (Love of the S*n)

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Fav ships!

here r some of my fav ships from each of the fandoms im in:

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XFOHV ships

. teneight/108 (ten x eight)

. 4x/fourx (four x X)

. sixnine (six x nine)

. eight x five

. meatpi (pi x fourteen)

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other rando osc ships:

. fireafy (firey x leafy)

. gelafirey (gelatin x firey)

. coinpin (coiny x pin)

. fantube (fan x test tube)

. lightbrush (lightbulb x paintbrush)

. animaticlock (animatic x clock)

. twogaty/gattwo (gaty x two)

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brawl stars ships

. lou x surge

. mr. p x griff

. gale x dynamike

. piper x rico

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MCSM ships

. jurm (jack x nurm)

. jesskas (male jesse x lukas)

. jesstra (female jesse x petra)

. harpvor (harper x ivor)

. ivorren (soren x ivor)

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

Dog Man ships

. dogman x petey

. chief x nurse lady

. sarah x yolay

stuff about this blog | rules

. my art tag: #slayedfrr

. VERY multifandom

. most of the stuff I post/reblog will either be related 2 the fandoms I'm in or (rarely) my ocs

. u can ask me random questions in my inbox (I won't answer anything I'm not comfortable with answering)

. I take drawing requests‼️

I won't draw nsfw, proships, stuff like that

I have every right to deny or ignore your request if it makes me uncomfortable or if it's too difficult

i'll usually finish your request the same day u request it

sometimes it can take a few days depending on the difficulty of the thing u request

sometimes I don't do/forget requests due to lack of motivation (sorry) :{

. if u want to make art of my ocs or redraw my artwork make sure 2 credit me n @ me so I can see :D! also PLEASE DO NOT POST MY ART ON OTHER PLATFORMS!! :(

kin list cuz why not

. Bubble (Bfdi)

. X (Bfb)

. Yoshka (CFMOT)

. Ten (Xfohv)

. Eight (Xfohv)

. Nine (Xfohv)

. Two (Tpot)

. Ruby (Bfdi)

. Bow (II)

. Bot (III)

. Fan (II)

. Box (II)

. Bottle (Bfb)

. Balloon (II)

. Suitcase (II)

. Leafy (Bfdi)

. Flower (Bfb)

. Sean (Love of the s*n)

. Micheal (Love of the s*n)

. Buff (Batwheels)

. Moe (Batwheels)

. Flippy (Dog man)

. Petey (Dog man)

. Lukas (MCSM)

. Radar (MCSM)

. Soren (MCSM)

I'll update this when I need to 😔

[the-chessboard-is-personal]

people have hyped this up so much I'm scared (ii s2 post-s3 liveblog)

(/silly)

ahem. hi. post-watch Knight here, with a big tw: there is a suicide mention and intense death wishing at the end of this post. you can guess who it's directed towards but if you've already seen the episodes I don't think you'll get it wrong.

since there's only 3 episodes this one is going to work slightly differently, I'll have Big Text separating each of them and timestamp each different part of the liveblog. there will also be screenshots.

15:

(intro) wait Taco's trying to steal the win without even being a contestant? (4:48) "Don't Mention That Again" I've said it before it just feels like he speaks in capitalized words sometimes

(5:08) song?? THE SONG FUCKING SLAPS???

(8:02) hold on a moment I need to do someth[finds the song in isolation and adds it to the playlist Good Music]

(10:19) taco!! come on, bringing up beef at the show!

(12:48) "yes :)" oh what a bitch /affectionate

(15:49) tbh I agree with Knife here, if everyone respawns anyway, why is murder so bad? (<- building a death game in Minecraft)

(18:01) DAMNN holy shit, to think this isn't even canonically a scripted game, for Taco to say that?! aough

(19:45) HUH?? TACO CRACKED??? oh. OH she- she fucking died from stress- literally. oh shit. I- tbh I...can relate. I did that once. long story and I can't explain it here but.... holy shit.

(22:46) he's on a platform! MePad teleported him onto a platform!

(27:44) MePhone giving the "next time is the finale" speech rneanwhile there's two episode lef- oh shit

- after episode -

well that was a fucking cliffhanger. OH. MY. what!! WHAT!! COBS?? oh yeah also I don't hate Taco anymore. and the outro music slaps sdgkjhf

oh fuck I'm scared, onto the next episode!

16:

(1:00) HOKAY WELP RIGHT INTO ACTION. that was the same MePhone 3 from 4's memories wasn't it? were those other ones MePhone 2s??

(1:39) hough the parallels, I love this episode so far

(2:38) [his literal worst enemy is repeatedly trying to contact him directly] MePhone 4: [treats it like a minor annoyance]

oh also YIPPEE YINYANG IS THERE!!

(4:17) "are you offering?" lmao I wouldn't have even asked-

uhh

..? why is s3 so bad for Suitcase to hear about..?

(5:30) WHy is he HERE??

(7:28) what HEY IS PICKLE GONE FROM THE INTRO

(15:22) OH IT'S THE GUY. OH IT'S THE GUY o h OJ!! oagh but like. imagine that with humans. your friend starts panicking at something you can't hear or see, screams and then sUDDENLY THEIR FUCKING FACE IS GONE. that would be a neat analog horror actually

(18:32) he's just like me. he's just like me for real,, (<- also has trigger words)

(21:30) OH FUCK HE GOT NICKEL TOO

(23:42) wait- first Pickle then OJ, Nickel- no but OJ never got eliminated in s1. hm.

(25:30) wait- doesn't quite know what a frown looks like? d- does that rnean- wait wait nonono that was Cherry that yeeted Marshmallow-

(27:17) wait WAIT THIS HAPPENED WITH CABBY TOO DO NONE OF THEM HAVE PARENTS?? 27:27 no. nonon NO DON'T SAY IT DON'T YOU DARE DON';T YOU FCUKING DARE TELL ME [unpauses] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAKDSGJFK AGDFJKHAT'S WHY FAN GHLITCHEDD ADJKGF JAHLOUIAHF OSJHLKF HLA

- after episode -

OH MY HOUSEMATE WAS RIGH T I'M GONNA BR EA K OHH WHAT THE HELLfuck

hokay. okay. okayokayokaoyuayojoaykokoykaoykaokaoauuauhghhh

I am sane. I am normal. that's how he knows things. I need a break- okay so after like an hour, onto the next ep! wait is this the finale-

17:

(1:39) WHA- oh I misheard Knife as Knight.

(2:10) NO NOT TEST TUBE! (3:50) oh they're all going to-

(5:14) NO DON'T YOU DARE

,..,,.,why them,.., b.. but,theyre my favorites,,.

(11:34) wait they need to get that wire out of MePhone. that would stop MePhone X, right? but he doesn't know that..shit

(13:08) yeaAHHWHAT- oh. oh what

(15:14) let me guess Paintbrush got X'd while Fan was rambling. oh nvm. OH THE OTHER EGG IS PART OF MEPHONE 4?? oh that almost made me cry too- welp there goes lightbulb

(17:47) HUH??????????????? TOILET?????? wh a t .the fuck

(21:17) "cause that was pretty reductive!" oh they addressed it!

(22:48) o h. wh- what the HELL IS COBS'S PROBLEM?? LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM DOES HE NOT THINK MEPHONE4 IS ACTUALLY SENTIENT OR SOMETHING? DOES HE LIKE TORTURING HIM? EVERYONE'S FUCKING DEAD

(25:40) ohh no.. Bow probably can't be X'd anyway, does she really have to do. that. to someone .....sighhh. if Apple's okay with that happening (somehow) I guess it's not as scary. I won't understand the opinion but I don't really need to tbh.

(sorry no more timestamps I watched the whole rest of it speechless)

- after episode -

I- wh-

h-

but- he-

h-

h-

he- but he just- there was no- winner- Cobs- what about MePhone 3GS?? what abou-

h. hold on

hold on I need to. make an editr ealquick. just

relworld cursor editor almost crashed trying to save this

[oscconfessions]

SILVER SPOON EXIT INTERVIEW!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

He's so silly here, going into interior design and becoming friends with Paintbrush off-screen. The gender duo ever, in my eyes. Also that talk about him not taking any compliments personally made me so happy. Oh, he was doubting himself for most of the interview, and he seemed to accept it very quickly.

...

Sigh, FINE.

I already posted this in Discord, but y'know what, I want the public to know my thoughts.

I love that last answer so much. He wants a supposed future with Candle YET (my guess is they get together and he loves her until his permadeath) but is also stepping back so that Candle can take a breather from his clinginess and the whole Inner Flame thing before they try reconstructing the relationship. The aren't completely separate, they still talk and laugh together, but they're just a bit estranged and he's giving her the space she needs to forgive him. I know this may sound shitposty, but this is another reason why Silver Spoon post-III is True Husband Material (TM).

Y'all fucking realize that HE'S GIVING HER SPACE and not being a clingy asshole, even though he gets very vocal when she's brought up. Goddamn it, Silver, you're such a lovable dork for Candle. He absolutely should confess in a future video (Season 4? A short? Cabby's Library miniseries that I am still begging for? Who knows) and I honestly don't care about the outcome. Does she like him back, does she reject him, do they set boundaries and enter some kind of semi-romantic relationship? Again, who knows. He doesn't have his future YET, after all~.

TL;DR: Silver Spoon is absolutely the more respectful and sweet one out of the two canonical contestants that have a crush, and he was overall very silly within the EXIT Interview. Can't wait for Balloon's and Cabby's (second) Interviews to drop!

.

[kutiekirby]

I WANNA HEAR UR II TGEORIES. NOW. /silly /nf

YOU wanna hear MY THEORIES?!?!?!?

Ahem.

I analyzed every. Single. frame of the trailer, and came to some conclusions.

Scene 10.

I’ve noticed that there are 3 (4?) people missing. Goo, soap, and yin yang. Due to mic yelling “Soap? Where are you, Soap?!” In episode 16 and the creators being silent on people asking whether YinYang will be okay in ii 17, I’ve deduced they MIGHT be deleted. Goo is unknown. (MY BABYYYY-)

Scene 29.

Knife and suitcase are going to have to fight. But the best-case scenario would either be:

1: Pausing, talking, and fighting back together.

2: Finding a way out together.

Notice how they have to cooperate to escape. Well, it’s because Cobs wants them to fight. And to fight back against him, they must work together. Suitcase would most likely be the cause of getting knife to work with her because…

Scenes 17, 14

Knife is clearly upset and arrogant. He would be more likely to be focusing of getting out and winning. Suitcase, however, seems worried for him. Maybe they can have a chance to chat and possibly find a way out by cooperation? Only if they know what’s coming because…

Scene 21.

Does suitcase react like this because she finds out that knife and her will have to fight? She can only convince knife to not follow through ONLY if she knows what’s coming. This will be likely because…

Scene 11.

They were detained and thrown into an asylum. Cobs looks very pissed. They might have a talk about “hey… what the hell are you doing” and that might be the time where cobs will bring up that they will fight, going back to suitcase trying to talk knife out of it.

Moving on..

Scenes 7 and 22.

The top two are both scene 7. It appears that Mepad so having a talk with Mephone about how he is too chicken and needs to stand up for himself. I know that mepad is, indeed, talking to Mephone because their backgrounds align. The door faces the entrance to hotel oj, and the door to the kitchen (plus the fact that candle pushed the couch to the wall, seen in scene 10), face the main door. But i truly don’t know what they are talking about, so I’m making educated guesses.

I can only post so many images on mobile, so from here on, it will be bullet points!

Lightbulb seems to be breaking character. There are some scenes where she is seen panicking, yelling and being tough. She’s coming around to realize that this situation is dire, and needs a serious attitude to handle. Though, in the scene where she is seen with the pen and Baxter, I think she’s running to find paintbrush, being reminded that her friend might be endangered.

Cobs might have taken over inanimate insanity (show-wise) and broadcasting the finale on television. Remember in episode sixteen where he wanted the show to have a “proper” ending? That’s the case with the fighting pit. He wants everyone to see that this is what inanimate insanity is by showing the grand finale off. This may be true because there is a second in the trailer where someone in Hotel OJ picked up the tv remote.

Someone in purgatory mansion might be getting killed soon. In the trailer, we see MephoneX in front of the mansion, and I think our victims might be paintbrush or test tube. It might be paintbrush because we see lightbulb calling for someone, and running panicked. The person she would be that panicked for is paintbrush. But it could be test tube because she’s been trying to figure out what is going on and where’s the egg. She’s smart enough to see the truth.

Lastly, something minor. Paper would’ve been yelling at salt for something OJ-related. Maybe salt said something offensive, which caused paper to snap.

Everything here is speculation and educated guesses. We still have a bunch of questions that need answers, like where is Goo, Soap, and YinYang? Will taco make amends with pickle? Will Mephone3gs finally come out of the closet? Will Mephone4 face Cobs in person? What is the Me? Maybe things won’t go as planned…

But hey! That’s just a theory! An Inanimate Insanity theory! Aaaaand scene.

[dailypapership]

Greetings and salutations!

Welcome to dailypapership! Every day, I spin a wheel that includes mostly every II character, and whoever it lands on gets paired with Paper for the ship of the day. Of course, there are certain characters are excluded for their obvious reasons, but for the most part, it's every ship randomized by the wheel.

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About Mod 💠

Please refer to me using Xe/Xem, He/Him, Vey/Vem, or 0/1 pronouns since those are what make me most comfortable.

Why did I create this blog? Simple, really!

I love Paper. Oh and also silly little ships.

A ton of ship blogs inspired me to make this blog, if I'm being honest. I just kept seeing blogs, even different fandoms, that had their ships. Still, this is mostly inspired @dailyiiwheelship

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Post Tags 🔖

#dailypapership - The main tag for this blog. All posts related to a Paper ship will be tagged under this.

#[nonship post] - For posts that aren't at all related to the Paper ship

#[bulletin board] - Posts that are important

#[queries] - Mod answering asks, feel free to send any! :3

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Notes 📝

1. Again, all of the ships are fully randomized by the wheel. The only time I will spin again is if it lands on the same character.

2. If you're looking forward to a specific ship and want to be tagged when it gets posted, feel free to send me an ask! I'll be happy to tag you if the wheel lands on that pairing. Just let me know

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FULL CHARACTER LIST

If I'm missing any characters please let me know!

8-Ball

A.D.A.M.

Apple

B.R.I.A.N.

Balloon

Ballpoint Pen

Banana

Bandana

Barrel

Baseball

Baton

Bell

Black Hole

Blueberry

Boaty

Bomb

Bot

Bow

Box

Cabbage

Cabby

Camera 1

Camera 2

Candle

Cheesy

Cherries

Chives

Clip

Clover

Cookie

Cork

Cucumber

Dictionary

Dime

Dough

Dr. Fizz

Evil Paper

Fan

Frank

Gamey

Goo

Groscer

Guava

Guitar

Hay Bale

J.U.S.T.I.N.

Judge Gavel

Knife

Kumquat

Lemon

Lifering

Lightbulb

Magnifying Glass

Mangosteen

Marshmallow

Mecintosh

MePad

MePhone1

MePhone3G

MePhone3GS

MePhone4

MePhone4S

MePhone5

MePhone5C

MePhone5S

MePhone6

MePhone6+

MePhone7

MePhoneX

MeTag

Microphone

Nickel

OJ

Paintbrush

Party Hat

Pasta

Pepper

Pickle

Pineapple

Pizza Cutter

Poptart

Rubber Ball

Salt

Shell

Silver Spoon

Soap

Springy

Spikey Mervert

Starfruit

Steve Cobs

Suitcase

Taco

Tea Kettle

Teddy Bear

Test Tube

The Floor

The Prime Shimmer

Thermos

Tissues

Toilet

Toilet Paper

Tomato

Traffic Light

Trophy

TV

Tyler Bombard

Tyler Bungard

Walkie-Talkie

Window

Yin-Yang

Zoetrope

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