#me late at night on call with friends:

[quezzzs]

Droid: "I've had," *👆* "one egg and bacon croissant-"

Pezzy: *Fucking dies*

Droid: "What's so funny?"

(sorry for ass audio quality)

Original Video:

Timestamp

59:16 - 59:43

[nanaminxs]

Silly thoughts. Like Simon’s head whipping towards the direction of your pretty little voice trying to catch his attention.

Begging to fix the car that had just broken down five minutes from his shop. Thanking him for even considering to follow you to that damn Camaro.

With zero money in your pockets, and only 25 bucks on your card he offered to fix it up for you free of charge.

But that ended up in thick fingers pushing the pink sundress to rest on your hips as his drove into your sobbing cunt, balls smacking against your thighs with each deep thrust. Completely stretching you out, ruining you for any potential competition.

Fisting thick curls into his palm, tugging your head back to meet his slightly fucked out face.

“Hasn’t even been that long n’ you’re makin’ a fuckin’ mess mama.” :(

[themintman]

why is it so hard to treat pre t trans men normally? Stop calling me a twink and stop gasping and saying shit like "nooo my baby!!! My precious baby boo bear don't say rhat!!!😨🥺" When I make mildly sexual jokes. I am a 16 year old boy just let me act like one for fuck sake

[9w1ft]

Do you remember when (like the actual date) Taylor invite Hayley kiyoko to sing Curious on stage with her? The reason I ask is because Hayley just posted it to her insta story. I don’t remember them singing it in June, but I could be off. Just seems sus considering Taylor’s been loud lately 🤔

do i remember the actual date?! do i remember the actual date????

of course i do! it was the show directly after karlie announced her engagement 😌 gilette stadium, july 26th 2018

[girlivealwaysbean]

i think growing up is just life repeatedly sucker punching you and saying bitch you thought things were gonna better lmao no you're so naive and stupid for having hope in 20 years the world will be flaming bag of garbage and no matter how hard you work you'll get eliminated at some point

[solar-nightengale]

@naivesilver | Thousand Problems + Mille

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

[sistarstarlydraws]

Late Night Doodles and Shenanigans

Row 1: Designs for characters within the Once Upon a... universe. Row 2 & 3: Silly memes for characters, courtesy of Mich. Row 4: Tattoo concept designs for fan characters owned by @minnowbit and @michygoopdroop.

[alien-ally]

the last thing i want happening if i come out as aplatonic (which takes immensely more than coming out as aro or ace) is to be erased to my face with something about friendship being very important and that i should really get out there and try it out and stop isolating myself or whatever. I am introverted, i get drained by social interactions a lot, even when I'm having a good time, i get quiet in between, for those reasons i do isolate myself. I am not good with approaching people and starting conversations or keeping them going most of the times as i usually have limited reactions and just humm most of the times. so i have to work my mind a mile an hour to make some comment or query to not seem too indifferent. overall I'm just very indifferent to friendship. significantly disinterested as compared to non-apl people. maybe it's cause i have not met very many people i truly connect with but maybe it's just the way i am. i usually have a lot to talk about topics and can go about it to other people if I'm feeling like it or if I'm 100% sure they're interested. But that doesn't happen all the time. rather, it happens quite rarely. eitherways it's hard for me to feel as intrigued/drawn in by other people. which i believe is a major factor of platonic attraction. there are several intersections between my introverted, reserved, private nature and my aplatonicity. both make it hard for me to function around people as friendship and enthusiasm for it comes as a natural expectation in the society. But I'm just a little too happy by myself most of the time, and that doesn't make a lot of sense to people. 2/10 times, when i want to do something out of it, my shell makes it hard for me to. As a result, there is a specific brand of isolation and loneliness i experience. Doesn't make me less aplatonic.

In any case I don't want to be erased to my face with some lame excuse about why you just cannot fully comprehend how someone could be this way when i come out to you.

[teddybeartoji]

in terms of blind dates and if i’m just going based off of LOOKS… methinks SHE is the ultimate mickey special :3 mavuika PLEASE call mickey back… 🙂‍↕️🙏🏼 - @gothsuguru :3

PLEAAAAAASEEEE SHE'S SO FUCKING PRETTTYYYYYY she could do anything and everything to me and i would thank her . I WOULD BE STUTTERING AND BLUSHING FOR THE WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING DATEE OH MY GODD jfc she really does look so gorgeous i wish she was ordering me around or smth i need to be good . for her..........

[bluehairmisfit]

Not to make “tag vent sunday” a thing but Idk how I can go from having a great string of days where I feel happy and confident to just. Randomly fucking dropping. And feeling like the actual worst.

[random-chaos-and-stuff]

Silly Game Time: I'm planning a covert operation, and you're part of the crew. Pick your codename!

(Mine's either "Odysseus", "The Lord Regent", or "Platinum Eagle". Haven't quite settled on which I like best yet.)

Hm. Either: “The Angel”, “Be Not Afraid”, or if there is poison or chemicals involved and you let me use it then “Toxic”

[arolesbianism]

Finally fixating on some nugget relationships that aren't horrible for everyone I love friendship <3

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Oh god.

This summer you sent our mutual friend a package, to get to me. An heirloom, a bit of camp history. Passed down to me.

And on that package, your phone number and address. Your phone number, that I had long deleted from my phone because the urge to call you was always too strong.

When I last saw you in person, you said that when you finally moved to the city it would be with your girlfriend. You would move in together. And surely, she would become your fiancee and then your wife.

There it is. On the package. Your new address, in the city.

I have to keep myself from calling you right now. You probably have my number blocked, and I truly don't know what I'd do if you answered. But I would give anything to hear your voice again.

Even if it's just you saying, "Hello? Who is this?" While her voice is in the background, asking you what you want for dinner.

At this point, I don't even need to be the voice in the background asking what you want for dinner.

I just wish I could be the voice on the other end of your phone call.

[star-the-car]

received my validation for the week, christmas became somewhat happy :D

[a-timely-problem]

my Friends: "We could use chat gpt-"

Me, immediately turning pagan boy, hissing: "Thee doth not speak those devilish words! God may forgive but even the fallen ones once flew by his side!"