#maybs…

[prebrokencodeashfurenthusiast]

about me!

- vance/vanny/various misspellings of the name

- he/him, they is ok too.

- minor

- panromantic + ace… maybe

- trans KING… maybe

boundaries!

- dni if you are:

- homophobic/transphobic/etc

- racist/xenophobic/etc

- pro/comship, (this one’s moreso thin ice. you likely don’t personally bother me, but if your posts make me uncomfy, ill probs block you. no hard feelings!)

- a zionist

- ableist… you know the drill by now.

- keep syscourse away, im in no place to tell you whether or not someone’s disorder is “valid.”

- don’t vent here!!! please!!! as much as i like this to be a safe space, take your problems somewhere where you can be helped. if we’re close friends, ill let this one slide.

- just because something isn’t blatantly stated here, don’t assume you can be weird. like, assume basic human boundaries. <3

interests!

- proseka

- dsmp/qsmp (don’t judge me im SORRY)

- danganronpa (games)

- detroit become human

- uncharted (games)

- bojack horseman

- aggretsuko

- saiki k

- stranger things

- heartstopper (books)

- warriors

- various musicals + theatre in general

- scott pilgrim

- mouthwashing

+ infinite stuff im forgetting. these are just the first to come to mind. i have so many dormant interests that get awakened soooo easily. everything ive ever liked ever is actually still in my brain. just in hibernation.

misc

- fair warning: i get freaky once in a while. *checks watch. sweats.* the 2 minute cooldown is almost over. cage me

- if i go emo just let me be. i will bounce back to my very normal state in due time.

- if i mention The Horrors. i don’t mean the vague horrors experienced by all the old people on tumblr. usually i mean The Pain.

- if you don’t like rosie from animal crossing you are BLOCKED

miscmisc

hi there person reading this i love you and see you. do you think ladybugs are racist to the yellow ones

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[willowcrowned]

if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted

life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters

[tvguts]

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[clonerightsagenda]

I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[qrowscant]

its been about 6 months

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[criiitter]

how did sonic even get him to take that?

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town