#maybe drink a glass of water

[nelly289]

Your bio says you play destiny, whats ur favorite class, super, and character? (Im bored)

I've basically only played hunter. Before all the dlc i ran with solar and liked golden gun. Once beyond light came out i pivoted to stasis and have not really looked back. Strand seems cool, but I'm really only in it for the grappling hook. (I'm just gonna keep typing for a bit because its 2:30 am, but i think that's your questions answered) I played D1 for a while, but i was young and didn't get much done. The first legendary I ran a lot was huckleberry. I don't really know why, before primary ammo was infinite it was nice, I think? Idk, but it will always have a special place in my heart. I guess the first real accomplishment I ever did was earn the whisper of the worm and its catalyst. (rip my favorite encounter/dungeon/thingy in that game) Once Dead Man's Tale rolled in I was once again hooked. The story of that encounter was so much fun, and I was addicted to hunting for a god roll. (I got like 3 I'm really happy with) Calus is (I'm not in denial) my favorite character throughout the story, maybe its the praise kink idk. How about you?

[faaun]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[muttsterion]

Do you think kenny keeps those grumpy mugs in the same drawer as his mysterion costume or does cartman keep them in his basement just so kenny can sip out of them while looking him in the eye during meetings

Great. Honestly can't decide which idea I love more. Either Kenny keeping a spot in the Mysterion dresser just for those mugs and he pulls out the drawer and there's his collection along with his costume. Or the idea of Cartman or one of Kenny's other friends keeping a spot open just for Mysterion's collection of grumpy mugs as to make sure he has one on hand.

Either way I could just imagine Mysterion glancing over the collection while pondering.

"Hmmm….which one do I want today….the "Everyone is an Idiot" mug or the one with the hand flipping everyone off..? Eh think the "Fuck Everyone" mug fits my mood today." XD

[canichangemyblogname]

niche things you learn as an adult

More white collar professionals do coke habitually than you assumed

Probably some 90% of other adults you meet are alcoholics

A lot of people in our society are very mentally ill and not receiving help

It actually takes a fair bit of alcohol to so much as get tipsy. People who get drunk either have a VERY low tolerance or have had A LOT of strong drinks. Like… a lot a lot.

People who get drunk drink with the intention to; it’s seldom accidental

[non-un-topo]

Thoughts at the bar this Friday. I also started reading Pageboy, and although it sometimes hits close to home, it's giving me some good gender-affirming feelings. Elliot Page and I have a roughly 2-inch height difference.

[jmtorres]

in a variant of useless arguments that unfortunately i can't just use the block button on, i am reliving a wtfry from like five years ago because i'm trying to sort through my medical history and figure out if i have any further lurking disasters and i'm currently stuck on

me: i am trying to eat healthier so i want to add more fruits and vegetables to my diet

nutritionist: no don't eat more fruits! that's too much sugar! sugar is bad for you!

like really we're not talking about processed foods or added sugars, this person straight up told me there was too much sugar in raw, fresh fruit

[lecoindecachou]

Is that fucking Ricard

[robertsbarbie]

i never feel unsafe when i go on walks with tucker because i know at the end of the day he will protect me (even though he’s a big softie) but today yall i was real worried!

[borgeslabyrinth]

"Florida is hell on earth" sounds like a you problem

[cruesuffix]

What would kick eat for breakfast

And would he drink water

bars of soap, and maybe shampoo as a drink would be an ideal breakfast for mick, who has an innate sweet tooth (different types of soap have different tastes for him, example: a pink bar of soap has a sort of strawberry cheesecake flavour. The shampoo tastes exactly how it smells, so if it’s a strawberry-kiwi smell that’s exactly what it tastes like as well). the bars of soap also provide him with a good crunch, and the shampoo has an almost smooth syrupy texture that he really enjoys. not only are these inedible objects tasty, but the texture is also something mick enjoys a lot. it’s one of the reasons why he can’t really get into human food, the textures are just way too inconsistent and feel like mush.

and, yes he has drunk water before. seeing as there has been water on mars at some point, i feel like he was born back when it was still there. but the water on mars is different than the water on earth. earth water is disgusting to him, he finds there’s no taste to it and it kinda grosses him out. taste is something very important to mick, if he has to eat something it better be good. water isn’t one of them so he doesn’t drink it often. unless the boys get on his case about drinking some (like if he’s really wasted they’ll force him to drink water so he doesn’t get too sick), he’s not drinking it.

[smimon]

Of course im brain-fried after the weekend but instead of processing what happened im just wondering why does everyone suddenly own a water bottle, since when are water bottles even a thing, why didnt i get the memo, help 💀

[im-smart-i-swear]

Buddy should have been at the club!! (They'll probably hate it so much and just awkwardly stand in the middle holding a glass of water lmao)

A few months int staying with znahor buddy gets the brilliant idea to go to a club to try and unwind a little but this fucker is NOT used to loud music or being in crowds or alcohol and yeah they end up having such a bad time that they dont set a foot in another club for YEARS.

Alternatively they couldve also dragged tashi soup and stickbug with them and then instead of one guy having a terrible time, FOUR guys would be having the worst night of their lives.....

Buddy should NOT be at the club, they should be at a small local art club making shitty mediocre art and having the time of their life<33

thank you for asking bestie:]

[smokeys-house]

Ppl in horror movies always freak out when things break or make a mess but tbh couldn't be me. I had a big glass 750ml water bottle I kept on my nightstand and one night ay 2am it exploded on its own and my first thought wasn't ghosts it was "there's water everywhere now great I've gotta clean this up and go back to bed". If my kitchen suddenly exploded throwing everything everywhere I'd be panicked sure but I'd mostly be pissed off I don't have time for that

[votsalot]

i keep seeing stained glass sinks on pintrest, which is a fusion of the things i pin most (stained glass, interior design) but tell me you've never heard of something less practical than a stained glass sink

[stay-strong-with-me-please]

Hello pretty person!

If you read this, drink a glass of water please, okay?

Stay safe, you got this!

[a-library-of-old]

Jack would spike your drink. have a good day or else

I- what!? Thank you I think? You too and may you stay a unspiked drink