#I don’t event drink a diet Dr. Pepper that fast over dinner
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niche things you learn as an adult
More white collar professionals do coke habitually than you assumed
Probably some 90% of other adults you meet are alcoholics
A lot of people in our society are very mentally ill and not receiving help
It actually takes a fair bit of alcohol to so much as get tipsy. People who get drunk either have a VERY low tolerance or have had A LOT of strong drinks. Like… a lot a lot.
People who get drunk drink with the intention to; it’s seldom accidental
#As a kid I used to think that ONE glass of wine would do someone in#you need at least THREE but over a very short time before you really feel something#but that is 1.) A lot of money. and 2.) Difficult to do if you’re drinking normally#the only time I’m knocking back ANY drink THAT quickly is water when I wake up and my mouth is drier than the Sahara#I don’t event drink a diet Dr. Pepper that fast over dinner#I can get through maybe ONE soda before the bill comes#Also. I cannot IMAGINE the heartburn from knocking back alcoholic drinks like that#no wonder people throw up when they’ve had too much. shit’s acidic as hell#When a dinner is 4 hrs long… 3 glasses of wine is no big deal#when it’s 45 mins then I just gotta ask: how?#I also don’t know how people’s mouths aren’t dry as hell. I always order a glass of water with any alcohol#1.) for the heartburn. 2.) for the dry mouth
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50 Questions
Got tagged by @dirtychocolatechai , thanks for thinking of me!
As per usual, if anyone is bored and wants to answer these, feel free to say I tagged you!
1. What is the colour of your hairbrush? Purple
2. Name a food you never ever eat. Menudo
3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? Too cold, but then like, keep in mind I will wrap myself up like a tamale but put a fan on me when I then inevitably get hot. Cuz I’m an a$$.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Programming Tumblr posts
5. What is your favourite candy bar? This honestly changes day to day. I will always love a Kit Kat, Snickers, or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup.
6. Have you ever been to a professional sports game? Yes. When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the Chicago Bulls, so I got to go to a game at the old Chicago Stadium to see them. It was a total blow out but it was so fun to just be there.
7. What is the last thing you said out loud? Do these kids realize they are JUST kids???
8. What is your favourite ice cream? There’s a local ice cream place called Shirl’s that has THE BEST chocolate ice cream.
9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Homemade peach smoothie/shake.
10. Do you like your wallet? I wish it was more secure. It has a slot for my ID in the front, a few slots for cards, and then just one big open pocket with no way to close it so all the cards I jam in there will topple out if it gets turned upside down.
11. What was the last thing you ate? Dinner was 2 chicken flautas, Mexican rice and refried beans but then I had a few Jewel Chocolate Chip cookies after that.
12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? No.
13. The last sporting event you watched? NXT
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? I am down for straight up movie popcorn, but if it HAS to be flavored, Jays Oke Doke Cheese popcorn is the only way to go
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? My mother.
16. Ever go camping? Never. Did Outdoor Ed in 5th grade but we weren’t outside, we had a cabin.
17. Do you take vitamins? Yes, daily.
18. Do you go to church every Sunday? No. My parents were extremely devout Southern Baptists when I was young so Sunday School and Church were definitely a Sunday routine. Then my mom got hurt and we needed help and nobody from the church could be bothered. That ended any relationship with the church that existed but my parents are still extremely spiritual people who have a very strong faith I envy and admire.
19. Do you have a tan? No. I’m the lightest person in my family.
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Again, depends on the day, although I RARELY am a person who wants pizza. I have to be in the mood for it, and if I am, then I’m gonna want it over anything. Otherwise, sweet n sour chicken is probably gonna win out.
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? If I’m out of my house, I have a reusable straw I take with me cuz paper straws are good for nothing. If I’m in the house, I prefer soda in a steel mug (designed to keep things colder long) with ice.
22. What color socks do you usually wear? I absolutely LIVE in socks so I have TONS and honestly, the crazier looking the better, so I have tons of patterns and not solid colors.
23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit? No.
24. What terrifies you? Losing my family & dying alone.
25. Look to your left, what do you see? The TV in the living room.
26. What chore do you hate most? Cleaning the bathroom
27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? About whether or not it’s actually Australian or might it be Kiwi? Also, Australian drag queen Courtney Act, whose name kind of depends on the Australian accent to work 100%.
28. What’s your favorite soda? Coke Zero and Diet Dr. Pepper
29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive? If you mean fast food, drive thru for sure, but if it’s “sit down fast food” like a Red Robin, I have no problem going inside.
30. What is your favourite number? 10
31. Who’s the last person you talked to? My brother.
32. Favourite cut of beef? Fillet mignon which I have maybe once every 5 years.
33. Last song you listened to? All Roads Lead Home (Hobbs and Shaw Remix feat. Token) from the Fast & Furious: Hobbs and Shaw soundtrack
34. Last book you read? Motorcycle Daddy by Laylah Roberts
35. Favourite day of the week? I like Wednesdays cuz there’s good wrestling on but I also like Saturdays cuz I can chill and know I don’t have anything to do the next day (most of the time)
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? No
37. How do you like your coffee? Invisible/non existant lol I’m not a coffee drinker
38. Favourite pair of shoes? I have a pair of black boots that zip up on the inside with a short like 1/1.5 inch heel that make me feel cute but they are CRAP for walking in
39. The time you normally get up? Because my curtains are fairly sheer, the sun is up now between 6 and 6:30 am so I tend to come AWAKE at that time but then I’ll put on some eye protector thingies and try to sleep in a little more; usually doesn’t work :P
40. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Sunset
41. How many blankets on your bed? 2
42. Describe your kitchen plates. They are creme colored, ceramic, with designs around the edges
43. Describe your kitchen at the moment? A mess
44. Do you have a favourite alcoholic drink? Tequila Sunrise always treats me right, but anything that tastes fruity and I can’t taste the alcohol in? I’m good to go.
45. Do you play cards? No
46. What colour is your car? Charlie is Champagne
47. Can you change a tire? No and I wanna learn
48. Your favourite state? IL
49. Favourite job you’ve had? None of the jobs I’ve had would be my fave, but the one I have now that affords me the opportunity to work from home is convenient so I consider myself blessed and favored. My IDEAL job would be managing social media or websites for someone who needed that
50. How did you get your biggest scar? I ripped out my eyebrow piercing because I couldn’t figure out how to unscrew the end to remove it correctly *headdesk*
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