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saccharinecoffee · 1 year ago

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Hey, just a question I've been wondering for a while, I'm currently trying to start working out (depression and stuff) and wanted to know if you ever went to a gym cuz I need some advice please, is it better for beginners to start going to the gym 2 or 3 Days a week when they're just starting? I was just struggling with deciding sorry for being annoying

Hi anon!! Don't worry you're not annoying, I'll do my best to help! :)

Just a quick disclaimer though, I am not a personal trainer or professional in the field, just someone who grew up with a very fitness-oriented family and am currently being followed by a personal trainer as well.

As for the frequency of the workouts, it depends on your energy levels. Three times a week for starters is great, then after you get used to it (after two weeks or a month, depending on your comfort) you can start upping it to 4 days a week, then 5.

Now, keep in mind that workouts don't have to be really long. At the moment I do 30 min workouts because I'm still a bit unfit at the moment (recovering from long-term illness will do that to you LOL) but a lot of people regardless of health concerns can do it as well. Much like the frequency, once you get the hang of it you can incorporate more exercises per day and extend your workout time from 30 to 45 minutes, for example.

The exercises you choose depend on your health goals. If you wanna lose weight, then a focus on aerobics/cardio can be a good way to go. I've been told if you're a little sleepy a quick cardio session can help boost your energy. This could include going on runs, using a treadmill, elliptical machine, zumba or dance classes, biking, etc.

If you wanna tone up and/or become strong then a good mix of muscle-developing exercises can really help. I feel like these are super important even if you don't care about the aesthetics, because the strength it gives you is priceless. You feel like you can walk more, move more, carry more things, use stairs easily, etc. You just become so much less tired and less sore. It's awesome.

As for the types of exercises, that really depends on whether or not you're gonna go to the gym or try your hand at home workouts. Regardless of the two, you can google for exercises at home (or search on youtube) and at the gym you could always ask them to help you with a workout plan. Where I live almost all gyms make workouts for their members for free, but idk about other countries 😔

Now, this may not be directly related to what you asked, but I gotta stress that a healthy diet is fundamental to your goals and I don't mean that just for the aesthetics of it. Eating well can genuinely change how you feel, and it can give you so much energy. And I'm not talking calories, I'm talking the quality of the food. No processed food, fried food, junk food, all that nasty stuff. I could suggest googling, but most "healthy" meal plans people suggest are disgusting and bland and kinda bordering on crimes against humanity LOOL if this is something that interests you just ask for more and I can give examples and recipes and stuff.

Exercise isn't the end-all-be-all, but it really can help with you feeling a bit brighter, a bit more capable, a bit stronger or even a bit more attractive. The self-satisfaction of being able to lift more and more, to run farther and farther, that shit is such an ego-boost. It feels really good and it motivates you to keep going. And of course, if you build it into your life (try to work out at around the same time every time) it becomes a habit and that in of itself helps with internal regulation. You even sorta start missing it if you have to miss a session. Habits and predictability in your daily schedule are really helpful when it comes to mental illness. So while exercise isn't a miracle cure, it can really really help, especially when you add good eating habits and a good sleeping schedule into the mix!

I hope this was all the help you needed but if you have extra questions just ask!

#ask #anon #i wonder if i went a little overboard LOL #coffee break

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thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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I am. For some reason. Being haunted by guilt for this one fucking thing that happened when I was 17. It keeps floating up whenever I try to sleep the last couple of days, I think it's cause Sam's been ill. so I'm putting it here in an attempt to exorcise it. please tell me if this is a situation it makes sense to feel guilty about 13 years later.

Ok so I'm 17, right? I have this boyfriend. He's 18? 19? Not 100% sure on timings on this. and we've been together for about 9 months.

I'm still at school. He's not - he dropped out of sixth form twice, doesn't have a job and is on and off benefits. He's living in his mum's house but I think by this point she's up and moved to Ghana without much notice, leaving him alone with 4 cats and a dog (I'm not actually 100% sure she'd moved out yet at the time but I'm the interests of steelmanning the guilt let's assume she had. I think she had).

We live in different towns - he lives in the nearest Proper Town, the one with like a train station and shopping centre and cinema and clubs. I live 2 buses away - there's a 45 minute bus that takes me from his to the town I go to school in, which goes every 20 minutes 6am-11pm, and then the 20/40 min bus (it takes alternating routes) that I have to take from that town to my village, which goes every 80 minutes 7am-5pm.

My habit at the time is leaving school on Friday, getting the bus to his, spending every weekend there, then going to school from his on Monday and going home after school to spend the week at home. So we sort of half live together - I do a lot of the shopping and cleaning for his house while I'm there cause I work and get a £20/wk allowance from my parents and have no bills to pay, whereas he doesn't have any stable income and since his mum left he's gotta pay for the bills on this 2 person house as well as food and stuff for himself and the animals.

So that's the context this is happening in. He's feeling very abandoned and not really coping, and I've been trying to fill that gap but also I Am Seventeen.

Anyway it's Christmas time, and I've agreed that I'll spend the run-up to Christmas at his and then get the last bus home on Christmas Eve to spend actual Christmas with my family.

I wake up on Christmas Eve about 3am because it is BOILING. I reach over and touch his skin and it literally hurts to touch cause he's running such a high fever. When he wakes up I ask him if he's ok, if he needs me to call the doctor etc, he won't let me do that. I get him water and paracetamol and honey and lemon and a bucket in case he needs to throw up but by about 3pm I'm like I truly have to go bc this is the absolute latest I can leave to catch the last bus home before December 27th (no buses on Christmas or Boxing Day).

and he is crying and begging me not to leave him and calling me selfish and saying I don't love him. and I do everything I can to make sure he's going to be ok and has plenty of food and water in reach and then I go.

(I was very right about the urgency of leaving if I wanted to get home, btw, bc it was below zero and snowing heavily and I JUST got onto the last bus at a dead run. and then that broke down in the snow 2 miles away from home, it was like an hour of just me and the bus driver sitting in an unheated bus while the snow piled up and he called the depot trying to get someone to come out 30+ miles to pick him and the bus up last thing before Christmas. Poor guy. Eventually my mum managed to drive out and pick me up and bring the driver a thermos of tea and some heat packs to tide him over until the cavalry came. so yeah there wasn't a lot of wiggle room in that travel plan.)

anyway my memories of that Christmas Eve have always largely focused on the bus thing. but like. the last few days I'm really thinking about how scary and lonely that genuinely must have been for my ex. like. if I'm right in thinking this was after his mum left, this was probably his first Christmas alone and he spent it racked with flu, running a fever in his room and his girlfriend just went away and left him to it. and like. That must have felt awful

and I keep just thinking should I have done something different? tried to get him to my parents' for Christmas? stuck around until the 27th? maybe talked to my mum and seen whether she could come pick me up on Christmas Day?

or like. even if i didn't do anything wrong. does it make me a bad person that I was so desperate to get out of his house and so relieved once I was away? like I just did not want to deal with that?

like it's obviously all moot, it was half my life ago and anyway it's a snapshot of a much more substantive and complicated relationship. but like. It's just sitting on me at the moment. while I flop around feeling sorry for myself bc I'm running a fever.

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shakapuffin · 2 years ago

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Alert 1x06 “Tim and Amy” Review

hey everyone! here’s my review of the latest episode of Alert, 1x06 “Tim and Amy”

- so… dare i say it wasn’t horrible… dare i? cause honestly anything is better than whatever last weeks episode was i gotta be honest. but i didn’t think this episode was too bad. okay ya there’s some weird ass blips or whatever but it was pretty good for the track record of this show.

- i’m so happy keith’s finally in freaking therapy!! took way way too long but finally!! but ya the therapist is right, nikki and jason really do need some sessions, even if they’re not together, they need it as parents. we also got a bit more into keith’s kidnapping… kinda?… i hope it opens more conversations for him. also i don’t trust that new kid he’s friends with… idk he just has an odd vibe for me… we shall see!

- the case of the week was actually interesting and different and not weird as hell like last week! i was actually intrigued… weird! i gotta say tho… it might be a bit mean but… i wasn’t a fan of the actors for Tim and Amy (more Tim), im so sorry, they tried but i just don’t think it was it. but besides that, i thought the case was interesting with the new twist of physically going out into the wilderness and finding people. also side note but why doesn’t jason have an actual police issued gun or anything else besides that little pistol?!

- i gotta say tho… the beginning was promising, even th middle was good but what the hell happened at the end?! they were stuck in the cabin, mike was literally bleeding out, jason promises to get Cam and then bam!! they’re at headquarters! i feel like we missed a whole step there! like i get it, u can’t fit everything in but you have to plan that in the beginning and pace it out so u can show those moments! idk i just think i wanted more of how they physically got out and whatever happened to those guys who blew up. but ya it’s only 45 mins and it’s hard to fit everything in.

- i thought kemi’s story was interesting tonight… kinda a cool personal one for her to explore. my only thing about it is how would she 1) be allowed to work on a task force that specializes in missing people when she was literally kidnapped or something herself and 2) how does nikki not know, like doesn’t she have her file as the head of the missing persons unit? okay i’m definitely just being picky here lol! but her story is interesting… i just wish we could focus more on keith and that whole situation first before we get too deep into others.

- i’m sorry but what was going on with C? who was that girl? what? all of his storylines are such throwaway plot points!! like there was literally no need for any of that whole flirting (??) exchange to happen. i’m just so confused with that part, like are we ever gonna see that girl again? bruh!! stop wasting valuable TV time for nonsense storylines!!

- okay skipping back to the end… nikki somehow flew all the way out there in the middle of a storm after the search and rescue people literally said that they can’t go back out after they drop jason and mike off? okay, you know what i can look past that… but i can’t look past the bomb?!?! what?! how the hell did nikki just make a freaking bomb out of nothing!! what!! like where did that come from?! and then she goes on a whole ass speech about her life and idk being suicidal? huh? i get that shes trying to convince the bad guys that she would push the trigger but it was just so out of character for her idk. and then it’s never talked about again for the rest of the episode… like jason u heard the whole thing, don’t u think u should ask what that whole tangent was about!!

- on the other hand, i was a fan of jason showing off his first aid skills, he’s appreciated now! scott was great with that too, he took over the scene!

- i also wasn’t a fan of the reunion between mike and nikki… did it seem kinda awkward to anyone else?? okay so they’re back together.. can we just keep it that way! please! no more going back and forth, just pick a lane and go!! also idk if i like them together… that’s probs just me tho!

- side note: i do like the ending with jason talking to a therapist.. it’s a bit of character development for him just in one episode! okay i’m a fan! let’s see jason in therapy!

- i’m sad we didn’t see sidney… like where was she? and how did no one else really mention her? i’m kinda assuming she’s just living at jason’s house? but idk anymore! i also need to know more about june.. just what exactly is happening there?! it’s been a few episodes since we’ve last seen her! this is the problem with a lot of procedurals (or maybe just this show), they add a character/storyline in that is actually vital for the plot to move forward and then they don’t ever bring that character/storyline back!

- i really loved scott this week… he literally shined! yes i’m bias but he was really good this episode! i’m still not super impressed with dania.. sorry… her whole speech at the end when she had the bomb was just so weird to me… i think she tried to come across as angry or something but it just didn’t work for me. sorry dania. i like adeola role, she interesting! i liked ryan broussard this week, i thought he did good acting out being shot and everything else that comes along with that. i wasn’t a fan of C, i think it’s mainly because i don’t like the character of C and just don’t understand him. and then i really like the actor who plays keith, i think he’s bringing it most episodes!

okay once again, i’ve rambled on long enough! those are just my opinions… i’m definitely looking way too deep into this show but we only have a few episodes left so why not?! haha! and i like reviewing things, especially with scott being involved!

what did u guys think of this weeks episode? let me know if i missed anything!! i tried being more positive lol… not sure if it worked!! anyways, i luv reading other opinions!

#hawaii five 0 #scott caan #danny williams #alert #fox tv #alert on fox #dania ramirez #film #ryan broussard #bre blair #fivel stewart #tv review #Youtube

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cricketwrangler · 4 months ago

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Logan couldn't sleep all night from muscle spasms and contractures, the nurse who saw him have some awful ones and a potential seizure (which she did not note) never even checked on him again afterward. The doctors this morning said they'd up his muscle relaxer, turns out they added Valium as a breakthrough med as needed. The new nurse asked if he wanted it and said she'd go get it but never came back other than peeking in once to be like all good? Cool. He called the desk to ask about it like 2-3 hours after the fact and they said they'd ask her but he never saw her again.

Then his nurse was suddenly changed, and turns out she scanned it in as given to him 6 min after his other meds. Idk if the scanning meant scanning his info, or scanning the med itself--best case scenario, she scanned his info and noted it as given before leaving the room, and forgot. Presumably it still needed picked up from the pharmacy though so it'd be laying around somewhere or other.

So more likely she just straight up stole it lol. The new nurse clearly either doesn't believe logan or doesn't wanna deal with it and was just like uh she's upstairs I think I could call her. But he hasn't come back so I doubt it lol.

Unfortunately I was out grabbing stuff from the car when the nurse gave him his morning meds/said she'd come back with Valium, so I can't strictly corroborate that, but logan texted me at 8:39 that she'd just told him they'd added it to his prn and left to get it for him. And I responded 8 45 that I was headed back, so couldn't have been back later than 8:50, and asked him if she'd come back with it yet and he said no. The medical thing online lists it as given at 8:41. obviously their computer time and my phone time aren't exactly synced so there's still a CHANCE she scanned it before he sent that text (i.e. before leaving the room) but tbh I don't know that it changes much--i can't imagine their system lets them mark something as given if it wasn't gotten from the pharmacy, I don't think she could have gotten it ahead of time just in case or anything (and therefore have just added it with his other meds) since I assume they wouldn't get it from the pharmacy before he said he wanted it if it's as needed.

All in all like I'm trying to think of a way he could have taken it without knowing, in which case escalating this could go badly for him and look like trying to get drugs. Cause I guess they could always urine screen him. And if something was just an accident or forgetting it, not something to get someone in trouble for (cause being a controlled substance I imagine it'd be taken pretty seriously).

But that seems super unlikely, and other than his further suffering from not getting a med that could have helped him, if this was on purpose there's no way it's a one time thing. And even if they don't believe him, if she does this other times, and the same complaints are made about the same person multiple times, it's gotta be looked into eventually. I just don't know how to do anything to make sure it doesn't affect his care negatively.

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hardfeeling505 · 10 months ago

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All about her

This story is about my experience became friend with someone i accidentally met on random tiktok live and i asking her to be FRIEND MOOTS

her nickname idk, i just call her M, she is the oldest child, from what i see she is a very good big sis to her younger sis(her sister is so lucky to have u M).height 5'4 feet in cm its like 162.56 (she told me how else i know😐)born on September something 2005. I thought i'm going to jail man�� but i born on 2001 so it okay, thanks God for that✊ (im a little bit cooked tbh i'm on a thin ice right back there😔) she a Filipino Canadian Girl, raised in Alberta , Edmonton , Canada. It take about 24hr 45 min flight from my place. One day i hope for to meeting her in person😤,even though i know its not gonna happen(just me being delulu).

Actually, i want to witness the flower bloom in spring with my own eyes + Also meeting my buddy. She told me her province is known for Grand Prairie’s and stuff, it's like a full green land and have so many lake ,as i recall there also a moutain (6 hours ride from her home) bcs she told me that there is so many wild flower will bloom when it spring season. I bet the view is so beautiful, you know nature and beautiful, a word that can't be separated, and yes always beautiful + watching with her? Bro!! i gotta prepare insulin injection bcs i might got sick from all those sweet moment with her

(🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥this is not a pickup line).

Other thing about her.She is one of the lactose intolerant victim , can't drink or eat anything contain dairy stuff ,only almond milk. She told me she can't eat corndog ,poor her.😭 Bro!! i eat corndog like i cant even count how much i eat.When she say that , i wish i can give her a hug but must keep it halal (yes i'm a muslim). Furthermore, i like like like it when she go suddenly share random fact about her ,one example of it "i hate energy drink" and "im just got choke from reading your comment bro" , she so random Bro that is one of her charm and i loving it (as a buddy ofc)

And one moment, my dumbass go tell her to try drink banana milk, After re-read my chat i go Oof what have i done😐. I genuinely want to kick myself for that I'm so sorry M forgive me please i think i half asleep at that moment not thinking straight. 🙏 (im doom can't think of any better excuses Help😔)

Also the so CUTE impression of her i can't hold myself to tease her😭(im cooked). SO STRONG INFJ VIBE FR. There is one morning we chatting about breakfast , she say she making a toast bread, I ask her "M you eating the bread with what? peanut butter?" and she answer "i eat it with banana and something" , then i say "i like banana too" for real i like banana💯. Then, i saw my opportunity to tease her and i took it😭, i start with asking her "u know what i like too?" ,she reply "what?" , it might seem crazy what gonna say, i with my full consciousness say " i like strawberry jam, strawbewwy jam is so✨✨" , and she reply with "Oooh" then "okay". I feel like a bad guy at that moment but man she so cute i cant resist it I am so sorry M forgive me🙏😔. (i want to do it again frfr)

She going into Nursing then paramedics like ambulance people, praying for her to achieve her dream, Amin .Please God give her All the strength she need bcs im so far away from her🤲.(Proud for her Bro as buddy ofc).She enjoy work out so much (i like it too💯), consider it her hobby for now.She like to say LOL a lot i know everyone does but her LOL is different for me (dont attack me).

One more thing i like about her is her habits to explain to me about something until i truly understand, her effort Bro!!. (she like to express her feeling by put it all in her writing). I swear i will like and always read everything she wrote man like i feel like my eyes and brain (my whole life existance) is created by god to read her essay man, to listen to her. I literally crying right now while writing this. thank god i not writing this on paper man.She so precious to me Bro!!! like very unreal to me and i dont deserve to get to know her, to good to be true.

(Pls read this one paragraph below while listen to Everygreen by Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners trust me)

one moment , i talk to her about snow (we like to talk about random stuff) anyways it go like this i ask " M, is it spring there?" she answer "it still winter season " , after that i told her "i like winter but i like to see flower bloom in spring more" , and she start telling me all of her life experience living in 4 season, after that we caught in deep talk moment it for like forever for me (it feel long for me) It so beautiful man talking to her, its healing me. Then the sentence hit me.I dont want to lose her as a buddy ofc(she already on a somewhat relationship).

- her Twice bias is dahyun meanwhile mine is sana

- her Aespa bias is karina(same as me)

- her Nmixx bias is lily(same twice) Do you see there is a sign here.

Finally we are here thank for staying with me on this journey,The Main Topic is her MBTI😤

A Beautiful yet So Soft INFJ personality ,i have so much interest in this mbti man,you know this type of mbti is so rare. I am shooketh yes my jaw drop ahh so cringe but it is frfr when she told me her mbti i am so shock Lol, i never found this type before all of my friend male/ female is always started with E and end with J or some case started with I and end with P, what i want to say is it so weird to me this type of MBTI INFJ. It so UNIQUE thats the word .Don't want to be so hype talking to her so i tried to cover with "oh idk u were an I" meanwhile me talking to myself ofc she an I you dummy she like nature and stuff also she admire cat ☝️😃 Also it her fav animal. (i bet you 100 dollar she will pat every cat she bypass)

About her song taste is interesting .Quite similar to me or just the same genre?🤔 As expected from her MBTI type. Her fav song is My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski (this song is PERFECT just like her)😤 *i want to cry again bro. She has 39K+ minutes streaming on spotify for this song ALONE (she told me). JUST FOR 39k MINUTES ??? THE SONG IS IN YOUR BLOOD GIRL FRFR . It Mother Mitski song never ever doubted her song✊). One statement from M. "I actually have 209k minutes of listening to music on Spotify😌"

I want to ask her ig so bad Bro!!! or anything that can i use to reach/contact her others from tiktok. i can't use my sticker that the main reason, all my hilarious meme collection relatable go to waste and also i'm a coward.

Something i truly get hurt from is the fact she have anxiety/panic attack(she frequently got stomachache).I really want to know how to pleasant or calming her, tbh i try search and read many article about anxiety, unfortunately ,i don't find any effective ways just some drinking water and stuff like that😔. Even though i suffer from same thing but i too don't know any tips.Maybe try go to therapy session like me once a week?(its not working for me my therapist just want my money i know it not that right Mr Lim? you scammer he is chinese).Article nowadays is unhelpful.

I think i just like her personality or am i? or im just too easy to catching feeling (maybe its true). It just a phase i guess i will get over it😌

Sorry i forgot to put her Newjeans bias(her ultimate Gir Group). Her bias is Kang Kaerin😸 , i agree with her Kang Haerin is so cute but She more cuter to me ahh i wish i could tell her this, what a coward i am. Ofc bcs they share the same Mbti INFJ (she like her so much, i bet her photo album of Kang Haerin is more than 500+ pic). Her bias wrecker is Danielle🐶(my bias), YES if you notice there is pattern here.If you a Bunnies, DaeRin Friendship you will get it what i mean. Also i make a Favorite Collection on my tiktok profile for her, I know i know, it nothing but i should do something for her. The Title "For Her , yep U" . I remember creating it 3 day after meet her, and ofc as buddy nothing personal. My tiktok name is Newjeans Haerin (cactus name)🥕 on her Jean'Zine solo vlog.

Btw I'm an INFP My MBTI ,funny right?

About my MBTI there is story too🤟.

Before the covid, i take the MBTI test between 2018-2019 i'm still in college back then and My first MBTI test result is ENFP. Fyi, i'm quite not shy person. Main reason, 2nd child curse?. i believe this is so true My family always ignore me frfr😭 but i know deep down of their heart they still care or maybe bcs“ i'm annoying "ahh kinda kid back then, I like hugging them, its that wrong?😃 that not a crime and i am still kid. I think clingy is the word😌🤟.Don't blame me, since birth i'm like this (im cooked)

After Covid, between 2023 year i retake the test the reason is i notice that my social skill is gone ,maybe bcs im live alone. Literally, It was like i scare to talk , i'm worry that someone will judge me when i approach them. I hate anxiety bro!! My condition is so bad at some point i can't breath normally , it like my chest is so full, i took various antistress pill(i stop taking them now) this entire pain after years not talking much to someone, only my cat Lol, i love my cat he so cute like frfr😭 his name is kuromi. he a black cat with yellow eye + he like hugging me,he is the only creature that like back when i hug😭 the other half of me. About friend i have friends so many friends but i don't usually contact them by phone or online its just me, i prefer go meet them , stop by for a drink like that , Face to face Obviously before covid what harm can happen to you by doing outdoor activity?get hit by car? actually that is harmful.Super harmful actually, really what the dangerous thing could happen to you? got sick from fever? Back then even social anxiety scare to me😔. Yeah i know what u thinking My friend when don't like the idea i want to hug them too , that not a new things to me i'm just joking 😔(im not).Frfr i have so many friends. It so easy to make friends Bro!! like just go talking to someone new i don't see any problem at all . It just 2 human talking like .

you=>🧍🏻talking🧍🏻<=me

Agree with me Dangerous Virus is just a myth before covid-19 exist, its like a movie title Bro so dumb. Just a small dumb virus ruining my life.

Continue my story about mbti test , i retake it, the result come out, and i got the INFP BRO!!☹️ as expected ,yeah the E is gone. Untill now i still not retake the test but im 💯 sure the E is back bcs starting this year at my workplace i slowly not slowly tbh Lol, easily can approach people now bro like frfr, i think i enjoy talking to people back , i like listen to them. i know what u think the hugging thing i can control it now.Bro i'm a grownass man now😭 (i still like hugging but not other gender keep stay halal). Maybe i should consider retake the test again this year🤔.Overall For who reading this now.Thank You Very Much For spend your time reading my yapping essay about someone who already i lost contact with. My conclusion is, Heals Really Take Time FRFR,you just has to trust the process.

#MBTI#Healing#infj#enfp#infp#Mitski#yapping#shortstory#fantasy#humor#frfr#halal#anxiety#covid#imcooked#haerin#danielle#newjeans#nmixx#lily#aespa#karina#twice#dahyun#sana#spotify#🥕#feeling#tiktok#tiktoklive#canada#alberta#edmonton

side note : i type all this while listen to her fav song on loop, I'm not good at writing essay unlike her, sorry for all grammatical error or miss place, word conjunction. Thanks all for the memory M. Hope ur doing Great Now.

#mbti #kpop #newjeans #mental health #healing #nature #anxitey #humor #nmixx #twice #aespa #kpop bias #bias wrecker #infj feelings #infp things #infp thoughts #enfp personality

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hyunverse · 2 years ago

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ur so right that totally makes sense. i am such a hopeless romantic and i swear that’s one of the things that makes me so attracted to hyunjin. like he’s just so emotionally intelligent yk ?? he just gets it. and i love that he shows his love for things (love itself specifically) through his artwork. i’ve always done the same so it’s so nice to have an idol that i feel like is so similar to me yk? he’s 100% a man written by a woman

okay it’s also wednesday where i am and i’m in the est time zone so we’re or 13 hours apart i think ??? i know absolutely nothing about time zones but i know that’s in the uk LOL (which is so cool btw. i have a lot of family in the uk bc my dad is an immigrant from australia and his parents were immigrants from the uk and malta) ALSO so cool you’re also an older sibling, how many siblings do you have? i have two bio and three half ^_^ and def never hurts to ask imo 😏 skz is skz 😏

you made me blush 🤭🤭 i feel like i could talk to you about anything too. even tho we literally just met i’m already so comfy w you. what’s ur zodiac sign ?? that always makes more sense for me when i get along so well w ppl >:)

AND YES CAN WE PLS TALK ABOUT HYUNJIN W THE PIERCINGS 😩. listen, edited or not, the tongue piercing is gonna do it for me every time. and then. the surprise belly button one. dude. i screamed. AND STRAWBERRY BLONDE MINHO PLS BRING IT HERE. and yes seungmin at mama awards was so good like we need to see more forehead from him. it always makes him look older i feel like, which is such a good thing bc i can find him sexy instead of just absolutely adorable. in the recent racha vlog w the maknaes, i was actually baffled at how effortlessly perfect seungs hair is. like he just flicks it back and it looks like it took 45 mins to style it ??? how ??? and why not me ??? blue hyune and seungmin would kill me. but i will say, if we got blue han again…. i don’t think i’d survive. like genuinely i would pass out. and yes let’s pls go on a little expedition and raid all their shampoo so we can get what we want 😇😇😇

- 🐈‍⬛

ME TOO STOP I'M LIKE, THE BIGGEST HOPELESS ROMANTIC I KNOW LOL i'm the type to write love letters and i feel like hyunjin would get me. i long to receive love letters tbh ☹️ i've never received flowers. i've never received even a love note without having to beg for it and it SUCKS. so i decided to screw men and stan hwang hyunjin instead <3 call me a girlboss or wtv!!!

13 HOURS APART??? i'll cry RN. me and my beloved moots always have such huge timezone difference, not u too my love </3 the universe is unfair </3 ooo is it snowing rn where u are? my british oomfs' places r snowing and god, it seems so magical to me. malaysia doesn't experience the four seasons, so i've never experienced neither winter or autumn lol. alwaaays summer here. i've always dreamt of studying in the uk, oxford or cambridge specifically. hopefully i'll get to one day! reaaaally wanna experience snow hehe. i have two siblings!! a little brother and a little sister. they are a pain in my ass but i'd give my kidney to them tbh. u have quite a lot of siblings omg T_T how do u cope T_T

AAA I'M SOFTT U R SO CUTE <3__<3 i'm a leo! i'm not really one to believe in astrology but i will listen 2 any of ur rambles abt it hehe.

NO CS LIKE WHEN I SAW THE BELLY BUTTON PIERCING. I. HAD. TO. PAUSE. WAS FLABBERGASTED AND STARING AT THE SCREEN LIKE? HWANG HYUNJIN? WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR? JHDNJHBD AND it's so funny that ure mentioning seungmin's forehead too cs like, jokingly (maybe not really jokingly) i put "i want to see more of seungmin's forehead" as my new years resolution ^__^ it's a valid resolution ok. i gotta do what i gotta do 🤓 the racha log was so heart-warming 🥹 just our boys being boys. playing games together. super duper wholesome, i melted at the sight, especially jeongin 🥹 baby bread just eating some fries while playing. so so endearing. ure right, seungmin's hair is effortlessly beautiful. wonder how it would be like to run my fingers through his hair. . . 💭 lets go im driving to da cuties dorm and we are gonna blast skz the whole time, baby!

#wow i rambled a LOT #its ur effect!#rin's lovemail!#🐈‍⬛ anon 💌

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absolutebl · 3 years ago

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Kdramas That Should be Remade as KBLs

So @inthenevernight asked me this epic question. And I feel like I’ve been waiting a lifetime for it....

I’m going to go with actual Kdramas being remade as full treatment BLs (12-16 episodes of 30-45 min each) by Korea in the same vein as the original offering, because I could go nuts with KBL remakes of other country’s het dramas* (Something in My Smile anyone?), or other countries doing their BL takes Kdramas, or having to pick ones that KBL will shrink to the usual short treatment.

In other words:

direct 1 to 1, Kdrama ---> KBL only!

Also, I gotta keep myself under control. So I’m picking TOP 10.

10 Kdramas I Want Remade as BLs

Welcome to a regular installment of MAKE IT GAY, YOU COWARDS!

1. Hospital Playlist

HOSPITAL PLAYLIST hospital playlist hospital playlist hospital playlist hospital playlist hospital playlist hospital playlist hospital playlist hospital playlist hospital playlist

*gasp*

This is my favorite Kdrama of all time and I would DIE for the queer friendship group version. Same deal, same egos and attitudes and specialities, just ALL of them are queer.

2. Descendants of the Sun

Look it could just be gay and not a whole lot would change plot-wise except there’d be real tension and issues with them getting together because military dude. There could still also be conflict between healer/warrior life philosophies. Could still be the same flirting dynamic.

Go on, ask me how much do I want gay in the Korean military to happen in a BL? SO FLIPPING MUCH. Will it ever. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I am a perverse mf.

3. Uncanny Counter

Secret cabal of queer af superheroes fights demons out of a noodle shop. Outcast is outcast and bullied because he’s gay. Gay = superpower. It writes itself. *waves hand in air* Make it so.

Actually I’d settle for Strong Woman Do Bong Soon only gay as well.

4. Gogh, The Starry Night

Basically a kind of in office-set Boys Over Flowers (reverse harem romance meets bully romance), and I’ve been wanting that for a while from BL.

Hell, I could see just a BL Boys Over Flowers, for that matter. Doesn’t qualify though because it’s technically Japanese. Also I think, if anyone does this, it should be Thailand.

5. W

This is one of my favorite Kdramas ever, because it is all about the narrative journeys. Also it uses a narrative conceit, portal fiction (which is portal fantasy, only the portal is to a fictional world) that is popular in Asia but not the west. I love this kind of alt reality story* and W is unquestionably the best of the best.

6. Run-On

Emotionally unavailable (spectrum? demi?) poor little rich kid jock trying to do the right thing meets morally grounded sunshine orphan chaos monkey. Everything else could stay the same, their jobs and roles, the publicly issues, the relationship issues (can’t be gay when daddy is a politician) and sports bullying plot thread, even the hyung (formerly noona) romance side dishes could be the same, only BL.

7. What’s Wrong with Secretary Kim?

How could I not want this dynamic? It’s basically old school whipping boy and watching Foei in Cutie Pie just makes me want this to happen from Korea more.

8. Heirs

Of course I want this messy craptastic bully meets spoiled prince abusing his power... only gay. Why tf not? Terribly problematic no matter what, but the messy would be such fun to watch play out as queer if the uke is a boy, especially if he is a super tough street kid type, since the power differential is a bit less extreme when they are both male so it wouldn’t be as anti-feminist as the original.

9. When the Camellia Blooms

Single dad in a small town trying to make a new life for himself, younger sunshine paladin cop falls in love with him. Whole town is against them. Frankly this one works BETTER as a gay romance than it did as a het one.

10. Romance is a Bonus Book

I love me a noona and a pining boy since childhood, I think this could be done gay too. Something in the Rain features the variation on this dynamic that I like even more (best friend’s younger brother) but I like the second half and ending of Romance is a Bonus Book better, so I think it would be a better as a direct adaption. But if I had my druthers just combine both stories, then adapt.

Others I’d love to see BL:

Melancholia

Beauty Inside

Thumping Spike

Strongest Deliveryman

Love and Leashes

Mystic Pop-Up Bar

Rookie Historian

100 Days My Prince

Lawless Lawyer

Devil Judge (nash)

Doom At Your Service (although I feel like we are kind of getting this with Dear Doctor, I’m Coming For You Soul from Thailand).

I didn’t say True Beauty because I kind of feel like Light On Me is the BL version of True Beauty already.

* Ask me how much I want Taiwan’s Lost Romance remade as a boy falling into a BL? No seriously, I’d wait because I WANT THIS MORE THAN I WANT FOOD. And food is my love language. Anygay, if you are as into narrative tropes as I am watch this show. (It’s on Viki.)

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janaeekook · 3 years ago

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Incapable iv. {myg}

“You cant love Min Yoongi, he doesn’t know how to love. Or care for that matter. You’ll just end up getting hurt.”

pairing: assassin!yoongi x reader

warnings: injury - blood - trauma - confessions -

word count: 3.2k

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iv.

Morning, maybe it was the quiet of it you loved, where you got lost and your mind drifted ever so slightly forgetting of its troubles. It was pure, you longed for its innocence, though it never lasted there was work to be done. You dreaded its comfort passing on into the afternoon, but alas it must. A heavy yet hollow knock sounded on your door.

"You up?" Jungkook's voice asked through the door, You hummed, and with that the door opened, "Come on, Up, breakfast is ready."

"I'm fine."

"Come on Y/n, Its your first mission in awhile, You gotta' fuel up."

"Jungkook, really, I'm fine."

"It wasn't an invitation," He moved closer to your bed, You gasped when he pulled you up and practically tossed you over his shoulder, "I was telling you."

"Jeon Jungkook! You put me down right now!" You exclaimed, he didn't listen, though when did he ever? Only setting you down in a chair at the table, where a few of the others were scattered around eating. You puffed out a sigh.

Jimin snorted, "You're just going to manhandle her like that?"

"If it gets her to eat, Yes." he said, before looking to you and pointed to your plate which still sat empty, "You, eat, and then get ready."

"What? Are you gonna make me do Mindful Yoga?"

"We're going on a run." He stated, "I'll meet you by the door in 45."

You Sighed before grabbing a muffin from the center of the table, eating it slowly as you zoned out. The quite seeming to take over your mind again, finding it hard to feel anything with your heart. It had almost been as if your body had been put into a state of preservation— you didn't want to protect yourself from it, you didn't want to hide. Rather, you wanted to understand the numbness that made you feel so alone and isolated, you didn't want to be alone.

"Hey." Yoongi's voice cut through your thoughts, he stood in the door way, "You ok?"

You looked around the table, only noticing now that you were in fact alone, "Hey, I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me."

Humming he pointed to the half eaten muffin in your hand, "Eat."

The word wasn't harsh, soft, actually. Because the truth was that, Yoongi did worry about you, ever since the other night when you lay helpless in his arms with tears falling down your cheeks. He didn't want to worry, he didn't want to care, and yet he did. It frustrated him that you made him cautious, when had he ever been delicate? Curious to know what was going on in your head, and try to find a way to fix it. He didn't fix things, or people for that matter, he broke them.

What made you any different?

"You ready for tonight?" He'd gone on to ask anyway, pushing his thoughts aside.

"Mmhm." You nodded your head, "You?"

"When am I not?" He said before pausing, "You- You're with Jungkook tonight, right?" Yoongi fought the grimace on his face when the younger boys name left his mouth.

"Ya, so I'll be extra ready." You nodded, holding up your fists before letting a giggle bubble from your throat.

He gave a tight lipped smile, though it seemed forced, "You'll be safe with him." And with that the mysterious boy turned and walked out of the dinning room. You furrowed your brow at his odd behavior before ultimately shrugging it off and finishing your muffin.

"Come on no slacking now!" Jungkook shouted back at you. He was quite a ways ahead of you on the trail that was lined with gargantuan pine trees. You had stopped bent over, your hands resting on your knees as you breathed heavily.

"You're- insane." You said between breaths, "We've ran like 6 miles."

"Don't be so dramatic y/n, its only been two." He spoke once he had jogged back to you, you sighed begrudgingly, "Fine, we'll take a break, walk the rest of the way back. Ok?"

"Thank the lord." You said before collapsing onto the dirt path, trying to catch your breath. You looked up to Jungkook after awhile, only to find him looking at you, he had never been good at hiding his emotions on his face. You could easily see the worry stitched into his knitted brows, the contemplative chewing of his inner cheek.

"What's on your mind Kook?" You asked, His big eyes quickly found yours.

"Are you sure you're ready for tonight? I dont want you to get to far in over your head, I just want you to know that its ok to back out-"

"Jungkook I'll be fine, It'll be good for me, I need to get back into action. Plus, would you rather me sit in my room the whole night and watch The Notebook for the 100th time?"

"I know I know, I just dont want you to get hurt."

"Kook, I can take care of myself and I'll have you."

Though your reassurance didn't calm the worry in his heart, he knew how fragile you still were, losing Win effected you more than words could say. Everyone saw it, everyone felt it. Eating less, smiling less, sitting in your bedroom doing nothing because you had no desire to get up from the comforting blanket cocoon. A numbness had settled on your brain, your body, finding it harder to care for yourself mentally and physically. Your typical self care felt draining, longer periods between showers, Your face oily from going unwashed and pampered the additions of a pimple or two. You knew you needed this, you needed to start living again, helping the others to make life at least feel normal-- you didn't want the others to treat you like a hurt puppy anymore.

"Alright, if you say you're ready then I believe you." He said

"Thank you." You smiled, a silence filling the space between you. You stood, dusting off your pants as you did before both of you continued walking down the path.

"Y/n, I just want you to know that you can talk to me, about anything." He said, his voice becoming soft.

You could only smile, You truly appreciated how sweet Jungkook was being. He seemingly knew you inside out and backwards, you couldnt be more grateful for the boy you grew up with. But you knew what he was trying to do, he wanted you to open up to tell him all about what was running through your head, and its not that you didn't want to. You just truthfully didn't know either, your thoughts moved faster, the steady hum from their erratic movement-- like white noise that only assisted the numbness. It felt as if you were living in slow motion while everyone else buzzed by.

"I wish I could talk about it." You were surprised to hear your own voice at first.

"What do you mean?" He asked and you knew there was no way out of this conversation.

"There's nothing to talk about."

"There's always something to talk about."

You sighed, "I mean, my thoughts are moving so fast that its brain numbing. How can someone not be able to comprehend their own thoughts, Jungkook?" He thought about it for a moment before speaking.

"Maybe you dont want to. Comprehend what your thoughts are saying, I mean." You gave him a look as if telling him to go on, "Trauma response. It's very possible that your mind is sublimely blocking your thoughts about the events for fear of facing it or acknowledging its truths."

"Do you really think so?" You asked quietly, you'd never thought of that.

"A lot happened that day, Y/n. The trauma you're facing is inevitable, but that doesn't mean you have to face it alone."

You thought about what Jungkook had said the rest of the day; trauma. The way it twisted and toiled its way into your brain, leaving you sleepless at night, only falling asleep after the constant flow of tears on your cheeks became too exhausting on your mind. Though you were physically exhausted as well, The toil in your head triggered the rest of your body, you felt weak, helpless, lazy. You knew that wasn't the case, that you would survive this pain, that though it cut deep and stung in more ways than one, It was only temporary and it too would pass. We hurt and we heal.

The house was bustling when you and Jungkook returned, a tension hung in the air, You couldnt tell if it was because of the uncertainties of the mission or you. However you knew it was the latter, with the side glances and mumbling. It irked you, you weren't a child, you didn't need to be treated like a wounded baby bird anymore.

"You all can stop walking on eggshells around me." You stated suddenly and promptly, "Its annoying. I'm not going to break."

Everyone seemed to be surprised by your small outburst, Not exactly knowing how to react to your words. A few army members bowed and lightly apologized before going off somewhere.

"You have some spirit today." Jimin nudged you as you came up and stood next to him and with the others in an unprecise circle.

"Is she ready?" Namjoon asked Jungkook who also joined the circle, sitting next to him. He spoke quietly to the youngest boy so that he was the only one to hear the question as he kept his eyes on his dear sister.

"Ready as ever."

"Good."

Namjoon had been worried about you, how could he not be? Though you weren't his innocent and fragile younger sister anymore he still put himself responsible anytime you were hurt, in any sense. He convinced himself that it was somehow his fault, However he'd never tell you that, he didn't want to worry you.

"So everyone's aware of what we're doing tonight?" Namjoon finally spoke out to everyone who nodded at his question, "And you're all aware how important it is that this goes well?"

"Yes we're all aware." Jimin clarified for everyone.

"Alright then." Joon nodded looking around the semi-circle that had formed around him, he locked eyes with a few members, "We only have a few hours to prepare, so do what you have to."

With those words everyone began to disperse, but you watched, your eyes remaining on your older brother who was answering questions of a few army members that approached him. His brows knitted together, a serious expression seemingly pressed into his features. Your brother always looked so tough, you knew he had a soft side, but you also knew he would never show it to anyone in this room aside from you. You could see the stress in his eyes, it was etched in the bags underneath his eyes as well, the burden of being the leader of an organized crime affiliation was evidently taking a toll on him. Often you wished you could just leave, see a smile on his lips that was once again real. If you were to be honest, though you had made many great friends as a member of Bangtan, Namjoon was truly the only thing holding you there.

Being a part of Bangtan also meant sacrifice. You had sacrificed your life, your innocence, for a cause that you weren't sure about anymore. You'd watched many people die, However, none of them had affected you like Win. How much more were you willing to sacrifice? Would you go until you had nothing left? You didn't know.

Finally the sun had set, bringing the day to a close and a night of chance to a start, nerves coursed through your veins as you got into the back of an unlabeled black van with Jungkook and a few others. You knew you weren't the only one whose nerves racked their minds, in fact you could sense the unease of the other members, for no one knew what you were about to walk into. You felt anxious the entire ride, as the van bumped along the road before coming to a stop and the hum of the engine ceased to rattle your mind any longer.

The back doors of the van were opened by a member of army and everyone filed out of the back and into the alley beside a rather tall building where the two leaders of the respective gangs would meet. Your unit was on standby just outside the building.

'Tell us what you see Namjoon.' Taehyung's voice came through the earpiece, invading the silence. Taehyung had tried hacking into any and every camera, but there either wasn't any cameras or their system was just that good.

'It's quiet and dark- there's not a whole lot to see.' Namjoon quickly relayed

"Ok continue nice and steady." Jungkook spoke from your side, his hands resting on the rifle strapped to his chest.

'Jungkook your team should move in.' Taehyung spoke again, 'Keep a relative distance but just incase, we want you as close as possible.'

"Copy that." Jungkook said before signaling us to follow him into the dark building, you studied your surroundings sweeping the floor with your flashlights. It was so quiet that it made your ears ring, it was too quiet.

"It shouldn't be this quiet." You verbalized your thoughts, no one said a word and you swear you felt as everyone held their breathes. Listening, waiting to hear a pin drop in this deafening and hollowing silence. And it came, a barrage of gunshots and flashes coming from ahead of us, there was shouting-- shit.

Namjoons voice barreled through your earpieces, 'It's an ambush everyone fallback!'

Another voice came through and the words made your blood run cold, 'Yoongi's down!'

You couldn't think, all you knew was that you needed to move, you felt Jungkook try to grab at your arm but you were too fast. Your heart was in your throat and you could finally seem to make sense of the thoughts in your head because you were moving at their speed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no please, NO, NO, NOT AGAIN! NO ONE ELSE! The voice in your head was so loud you didn't hear Namjoon yell your name as you breezed past him, it only mattered that you reached Yoongi before it was too late- before there was too much blood, you couldnt handle that much blood especially now.

You saw him laying on the floor firing his gun at a balcony above as the last of the group headed for the exit, his hand clutching his side and there was blood seeping between his fingers, your breathes came quick as you reached him. He looked up at you and his eyes blew wide, you saw the emotions faze through their dark hue, the main one being anger shadowed with worry.

"What the fuck are you doing!? Go!"

You shook your head vigorously, "Not without you."

"Damnit, Y/n!" It was Jungkook's voice coming from behind you as you draped one of Yoongi's arms around your shoulder.

"Help me get him up kook!" You yelled back at him, Jungkook grabbed Yoongi's hand and pulled the man to his feet and draped his other arm around his shoulder and then you both helped Yoongi along.

"You're both fucking idiots." Yoongi scolded, but his words weren't as hard and his breathing was labored

"You're welcome." Kook grumbled.

You made it out and everyone was loading back into the vans, Jungkook helped you lay Yoongi on the metal floor of the van before climbing in and shutting the doors after him, the van peeled out of the parking lot and sped to the estate. You took off your shirt leaving you in the tight cami that you had on underneath, you press the fabric against the wound and Yoongi winced at the contact. You had to stop the bleeding, you would stop the bleeding.

"You ok?" Your voice was more shaken than you'd anticipated it being.

"I've been better." he said letting out a groan, "You shouldn't have-"

"Don't tell me I shouldn't have gone back for you." you whispered, "I wasn't going to leave you to die." you didn't look at him, just focused on maintaining pressure on the wound, but you felt his eyes boring into you. After a moment you felt his eyes drift off to were Jungkook sat on the bench behind you.

"Dont look at me." Jungkook said

"I'll stitch you up when we get back." You spoke

"Where do you want him?"

You pointed to the kitchen island and the army members that carried him placed him there, you thanked them as they left and then grabbed the first aid kit from under the sink. You finally looked at Yoongi to find him staring back at you.

"The bleeding hasnt stopped, is the bullet still in their?" you asked him your voice shakier than ever.

He finally shakes his head, "It grazed me, It's not as bad as it looks."

You sighed washing your hands, you pushed up his shirt and grabbing your shirt that was still balled up against the wound, you felt his blood on your hands. You forced yourself to swallow the bile rising in your throat. You let out a breath before grabbing gauze and trying to clean the wound as best you could.

You heard shouts from you brother and your friend draw closer to the kitchen, great, another thing you had to deal with while you tried to stich Yoongi's wound.

"Namjoon, dont-" You heard Jungkook say as they entered the space,

"Get your hands off m! Y/n what the hell were you thinking?"

"She is trying to focus, she did not run after him for nothing!"

"Oh yes, let us talk about how you didnt fucking stop her! I trusted you to protect her!"

"And she is just fine! WHat the fuck is your problem?!" Jungkook shouted over Yoongi's groans as he got up in Namjoon's face. You had tears streaming down your face, as you tried to focus on the task at hand, as they continued to bicker back and forth.

"Both of you out!" You finally screamed, turning to face the two with your blood covered hands, "I'm trying to save a life and you're not helping, So go take up empty space somewhere else!" The males were shocked at your outburst, but You ignored their expressions before turning back to Jungkook, taking a deep breath before getting back to work.

You had the needle close to your face, trying the best you could to thread the needle in order to stitch up the wound. It was just you and Yoongi now, the others were sitting and waiting in the living room.

"Breathe." You looked down to Yoongi, you nodded, doing as told. You tried again this time easily threading the needle, You doused the wound in hydergine peroxide which made him wince. The bleeding had subsided a bit so your heart wasn't as frantic in your chest.

He was quiet until you started stitching, "Namjoon's right, you shouldn't have gone back for me."

"Dont, Yoongi."

"I would've been fine."

"You would've been dead." You looked into his eyes and your emotions betrayed you as a tear fell down your cheek."

There was a pause again, "You dont have to worry about me, Y/n."

"I wasn't going to leave you." you spoke and your voice was firm.

"Why not?"

"Because you dont leave people you love behind."

a/n: FINALLY! Omg I’ve been working on this for nearly a year! This year has been insane and I’m sorry I haven’t had time to update this series but I plan to finish it in 2022! I hope you all love it!

Taglist;

@agustdiv1ne , @hwaddict , @gee-nee , @janeelizabeth1216 , @elliegrace1999tvd , @sunnynxy , @deathkat657 , @kaelie810

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queenofallimagines · 3 years ago

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Idk if this counts as a specific request but I love your wash day with the brothers post and I would like to request wash day with the side characters? Or any of them you feel like doing <3

My boys🥺 left out Luke bc idk what to write for him Lmao

Simon:

- father I have sinned

- No bc why is he so fine?

- God knew what he was doing when he dressed them Ángels like that😡

- But he(somehow) has 3b hair

- When he hears you washing your hair he’s immediately jumping in to help

- The type to check the ingredients on every bottle to make sure they’re not bad

- He’s secretly shady and you cannot convince me otherwise

- “Your hair feels a little dry so you want to borrow my leave in?”

- Definitely the “bless your heart” type

- Grabs the shower caps bc he will make you deep condition

- “5 more minutes”

- Amazing at getting all the soap out and massaging your scalp

- You be wanting to fall asleep

- Heats the oil to the perfect temperature

- Can’t really part and section that good but he does get your whole scalp

- He loves Bantu knot outs

- Like he’ll put your hair in some knots and slip it into your bonnet

- Like things that are convenient

- That’s not to say he won’t body some braids

- Let’s you borrow his hair pins and clips

- He has like 40 combs bc he looses them all in his drawers

- 10 rat tails just laying around purgatory hall

- Buys you cute angel wing hair clips to wear

- Drys your hair with a T-shirt

- When you sleepover he puts silk pillowcases on the bed

- Has a bonnet in his room in case you forgot yours

- Will bug you about your hair 24/7

- “Did you moisturize today?”

- “Are you using rubber bands to keep your hair up🤢”

- “Borrow my coconut oil”

Diavolo:

- BABY

- my himbo husband

- He is literally so baby(put a baby in me tho)

- But he has no idea what he’s doing at all

- But being starved of basic genuine connections and loving touch he’s super excited to help when you ask

- You gotta run his through what every product do

- “What’s grease?”

- “Why do you deep condition?”

- Barbatos helps him with everything so he don’t know that much

- Likes that you can do your own hair

- Mx. independent

- In the bath he will put so much soap in your hair

- Got a bubble Afro

- Pours a bucket of water over your head to wash it off like mulan

- Can’t choose a favorite hairstyle just like anything that makes you look elegant

- Anything he can drape in gold to show your royalty

- Kisses your scalp throughout the whole thing

- He’s so touch and affectionate

- “……🥺 I love you”

- Combs your hair super gentle doesn’t want to hurt you at all

- Takes his time on the knots

- He will detangle super meticulously

- He has more patience than you

- He can do the hell out of a blowout

- He can’t do a wash n go to save his life

- It always ends up frizzy

- He likes to do flat twists

- Will buy you so many cool hair wraps

- Bonnet with actual gold in the threads

- “Thank you for trusting me with something so intimate”

Barbatos:

- he be having me act tf up

- Ik he’s super kinky but he’s also really cute

- Cute and dangerous

- You see his dance battle sprites?

- Yeah I’m gunna ride him until my legs broken

- I digress, he’s diavolo butler

- He is perfect at anything

- Super good at the whole routine so every style turns out perfect

- He can cornrow your whole head in like 45 mins

- No matter how much hair you got

- Detangles your hair with so much care

- He’s looking at you so lovingly while holding your head

- Kisses your forehead

- “You look absolutely stunning”

- Wraps your head in a scarf to dry and puts your bonnet on top

- Favorite style is leaving it out

- Like just throw some curling gel in there and your good

- Loves how it looks

- Gives you tea while he’s combining your hair

- Keeps all your products in one drawer

- Makes sure your bonnet stays ON all night

- He’s probably a super light sleeper so if you move an inch he’s awake

- Uses super good smelling shampoo on your hair

- He a freak so he like to pull your hair

- Very conscious about where he’s grabbing

- Blows your back out and puts your bonnet on

- The type to leave the deep conditioner in there for 6 hours

- Always surprised by how soft your hair gets

- Let’s you touch his hair whenever you want

- He’s subtlety flirtatious

- Like he will come up behind you when nobody is paying attention and whisper shit in your ear that leaves your knees weak

- Then walk away to go do his job

- Sir, bring your ass back here and finish the job

- Makes sure you never run out of product

Solomon:

- I love this shady bitch

- He’s literally the personification of “what that got to do with me?”

- His duck around and find out attitude was a great

- Super kinky

- Probably has you do your hair while your cockwarming him bc you can’t focus

- “Cmon you still have to oil your scalp”

- He’s mischievous but he won’t mess up your hair ever

- “Hey you got that conditioner left?”

- “Is that why it’s all gone?”

- Uses all your products and forgets to replace them

- “I literally bought this last week and I know damn well I didn’t use all this shea butter in a week”

- “….. damn that’s crazy”

- Will wear your head scarves when your not home

- “Take that off”

- “Im a Material gworl✨

- Uses anti humidity spells on your hair

- This man stays at the ready

- He got an umbrella everywhere y’all go

- “Put your hair wrap on, I’m gon blow your back out”

- He will literally fuck you stupid and then out your hair up

- So thoughtful

- Wants to roast you but he don’t be taking care of his own hair

- “Why your hair looking frizzy”

- “Bitch you probably got lice ,humble yourself”

- All of the hol laughing at that

- Ayo, lice boy”

- Picks out movies to watch while you twisting your hair

- He’s a hype man tho

- “ladies and gentlemen, them✨”

- “Real hotgirl shit”

- Will probably play Megan thee stallion lmao

- He is for the streets and you know it

#obey me #obey me x black reader #my writing #diavolo obey me #diavolo x reader #Simon obey me #solomon obey me #Simon x reader obey me #obey me imagines #obey me swd #obey me barbatos #barbatos x reader #kinda smut

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sugar-petals · 4 years ago

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can you give us more thoughts about domestic yoongles? the taemin's one (wich I love) just made me miss the cat boy so much ;o;

i have a phd in househusband yoongi so let me fire out some ideas for ya.

myg at home headcanon

🐱 word count. 1.9k | fluff, slice of life, slight nsfw mentions, x reader, bullet points

The doorbell sound is a recording of Yoongi imitating a doorbell. He’s such a meme. Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

Seemingly, he teaches himself a new recipe every week. To perfection. Yoongi is very particular about sticking to the recipe and wielding his kitchen tools in the right way. He collects knives, olive oil, and still hates cutting onions.

He separates sleep time, work time, and couple time as the holy trinity. For each, he switches his mood.

Blushes easily no matter for how long you’ve been together.

Establishes his own radio show where he DJs at one point.

Yoongi keeps an extreme track on the garbage schedule. He knows exactly what is due when. Separating the trash is a must. That includes sorting out fake friends trying to get between your relationship. Your social circle as a couple is extremely deliberate.

Yoongi deems himself a terrible host for guests. Unless Hoseok is there to drag him out, it's true he rather stays in the kitchen or at the barbecue preparing the menu courses rather than making small talk. He leaves the hospitality bits to you, however you want to go about it.

What he lacks in conversing with guests, he makes up in bed, God is absolutely fair.

He sings and hums pretty often and has his own vernacular of extraterrestrial uwu noises. It's an alphabet that you have to yet decipher but it's incredibly cute.

Self-made paintings everywhere around his house.

Yoongi hasn't gone clubbing since grammar school. The most he does is going to a restaurant at lunch with very close friends. And always in a work context. His private life is so secluded from everything else and paparazzi just don't spot him anywhere, Dispatch thinks he must live abroad.

Very well, he does consider his big ole house a separate country. It's a living organism with a studio, gym, trophy room, small-size basketball court, and vastly equipped kitchen. A home theater as well, he likes American movies (like Inception) and Korean action genres, and you can stream whatever you fancy in there whenever you like.

Yes, he has underwear with cute little bears on.

There's even a little pond in the backyard. Yoongi, Pisces he is, likes fishes after all. Sometimes he sits at the edge of the 'Little Ole Min Lake (LOML)' and stares into the water for literal hours with his chin parked on his palm.

His fridge is so high-tech and futuristic, even Yoongi is rendered clueless by its AI sometimes. The washing machine, too.

Yoongi watches RuPaul’s drag race. What did you expect? He finds it so humorous.

Owns lord knows how many comic collections.

Favorite holiday destination: New York.

Christmas is basically 50% you unveiling new music equipment to him in the garage and Yoongi almost fainting at the sexiness of it. The other 50% is spent holding hands and orgasm after orgasm until the new year since you loose track of time.

Goes on long rants why he’d marry you again every weekend.

Making you presents is his specialty. Always accompanied with a hand-written note. He writes a lot of things by hand for you in general. Texting, basically never. Always on paper.

No sex without a blanket and socks on. Yoongi gets cold very very easily and just doesn’t like showing skin. You buy him a heated blanket for his birthday, he even uses it in his studio chair.

Chronically addicted to making out.

Matching black outfits and glasses.

Laughs at even your worst jokes or phrases you didn’t expect you even uttered.

Yoongi owns the phoniest, most secretive-looking black car ever and nobody knows about it. Even he forgets he owns it, in fact he genuinely acts like it just doesn’t exist. Hilarious. And that guy has a level 1 Korean driver's license. Which allows him to drive trailers and busses and fucking trucks, and construction machines, let that sink in.

It's really a genius curse. Yoongi being put to the test will always deliver but he won't choose to execute his full skillset if he doesn't have to. Well, pragmatic. He's not as phony as he thinks he is, which is even more hilarious.

He uses that behemoth of a car so scarcely because he'd rather have things delivered to his doorstep and he's stingy with gas. Also, he doesn't like traffic and driving because of the traumatic shoulder accident and his tendency to space out. Translation: You drive that thing... that monster... it really is an impressive, fast, and scary machine.

If someone devious ever even remotely manages to invade his privacy and get past the doubly-installed security system, he has enough money to deal with it no matter what.

If it concerns your privacy, he's a red belt. And owns Jin's number if a taekwondo master is required. Jimin's if it needs someone with kendo skills.

If Yoongi needs someone to go on a complete rampage, Jungkook lives just down the block. He can sprint to Yoongi's bunker I mean mansion within 45 seconds. 30 if it's very urgent. 20 if the reward is an instant ramen splurge with Yoongi's black card.

He has a sexy, glamorous sword collection hanging on the living room wall anyways, so. Who the hell is dumb enough to mess with him and his expensive lawyer in the first place.

But just in case, who knows... Yoongi settles matters shruggingly, anonymously, and with cash and he's too exhausted for violence, but don't underestimate his deter-min-ation and network for emergencies. Also, he is Agust D after all.

He will bonk a naughty burglar or kidnapper across the head with a wooden cooking spoon or take him down by throwing a basketball if the situation requires it. Damn, his reflexes are so fast, a feral cat in motion. So, lean back and sip on your drink of choice. Things are cared for.

If Yoongi is the one being kidnapped or a highly skilled stalker invades the property at night when he's fast asleep (nothing can wake this man during certain hours, strong REM right here): Don't forget that honeyboy is a Dodgers fan. There are signed baseball bats everywhere in this damn house.

In that sense, your parents visiting you here for the first time thought you were an undercover thug couple. Not to worry mom and dad, you both just like sports very much okay.

Yoongi walks around in all black clothes and the rooms are all seemingly dark. Even if you live together, you don't know his skin care routine. It's clear to you he's some sort of vampire.

Since Yoongi always forgets to remove his makeup, you made it a habit to wipe it down when he's about to pass out. He won't lie, he enjoys that kind of affection.

Holly is your resident child. You're essentially a family.

He insists to tackle this by himself, Yoongi sees his therapist monthly. Not shifting responsibility is something he's stubborn about and he pours his emotions into writing. You will do conversation about deeper stuff, but he says it's mostly up to him and his own mind. He dislikes burdening you or opening up too much and it's something to respect rather than force him about. If he wants to share a thought, he will. It doesn’t mean he can’t trust you or sucks at communicating (we know that he’s direct). Yoongi simply can’t put that much pain in such few words nor should you alleviate it for him.

Calls from the manager faze Yoongi as much as Jimin is bothered by gravity. If he’s busy kissing your body slow mo, who the hell dares to disturb his worship.

This man had so many let-downs and interpersonal catastrophes in his life, he's super discerning with people. Because he rolls that way, during their first meeting Yoongi uses his psychology certificate on your friends. You see him squint at them, he listens very closely. After they pass the vibe check aka meow radar, he befriends them, too.

Yoongi doodles Grammy trophies everywhere to manifest them.

Yoongi shaves his legs.

All the sex toys he’s ever bought are black. Gotta vibe in style.

He spends ridiculous amounts of time in the studio but he's yours for the remainder of the night, breakfast, and he makes a lavish lunch and dinner.

Um, consider his head parked between your legs. The Hongkong line was not a joke.

Doesn’t mind you squishing his cheeks whenever and for how long you like.

Every other weekend he gets flowers, vouchers, and gifts — not because of fans, they don’t know where his house is, but because he donates so much.

Namjoon often drops by and cleanses the area with his crystals.

Yoongi is a photography major so you can ask him to take professional, ceiling-high black and white shots of you.

Feeding each other food lovingly. Man, this guy got lips.

He set up a library just for you, in the exact historical aesthetic you like the most. Send him the link to any book you want, it's basically in the online shopping cart already. As I said, he wants to make you presents like every week.

Sometimes he sits on the other end studying English videos and vocab while you read. And yes, he's already 95% fluent but pretends being merely intermediate. He knows technical terms even native speakers have never heard of.

He collects pajamas and earrings.

Swears on the phone.

Namjoon being the horniest member is a cover-up story. Yoongi masturbates almost unreasonable amounts of times, by himself and in your arms when going to bed. Not gonna lie, it’s a sight to see his hands at work. He’s almost equally obsessed with fingering you once you ask him.

Yoongi was the one asking you to move in and almost had a nervous meltdown before meeting up with you to tell you just that.

He’s the little spoon and of course a sleeping burrito to hold tight.

Finds you equally attractive in any state or styling. Yoongi practices what he preaches, he always reacts the same and says the same.

Jams out to outrageous beats Namjoon sends him by dancing in the studio. You walk in on him every time. Was embarrassed at first, now you dance along.

Has bought you a life-sized Yoongi pillow and customized you a giant Shooky to hug when he’s not at home over night.

Owned a wine cellar until he quit drinking. Turned it into a piano room instead.

Only you know Yoongi has a serpent and dagger tattoo.

Scrubs the bathroom religiously.

The house smells like restaurant food and his extravagant perfumes half of the time.

Sometimes he has to remind himself he’s married to you and not his coffee machine. He shall be forgiven. You can’t complain that he doesn’t love you enough, nor is he ever not adorable when drinking his latte.

Never wears short sleeves. It can be scorching and he’ll wear a jacket.

Tell him and the cap stays on during sex.

He grows his hair out and puts it in a low bun. The bangs remain.

Yoongi has installed the most fire-proof building in the entire city it seems. That he wanted to be a firefighter when he was young definitely shows. Figures the house has to be protected from heat: His blasting studio music and Yoongi himself are just way too sizzling.

Still melts into a puddle when you kiss his nose.

Couple sunrise watching.

#yoongi #yoongi hc #yoongi x reader #bts #bts x reader #bts hc #yoongi scenario

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foryouthegays · 4 years ago

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also if anyone wants me to transcribe a clip pls send an ask :) or find something :)

good laugh times: 00:40:10, 00:44:44, 00:54:30, 00:55:47 00:58:37

sellout timer: 00:30:40, 01:26:00

other things: (00:10:00 biiiiiig stretch!!!) (00:39:55 that was the most ‘skeppy tried to troll me but i trolled him first’ scream ive heard in a while a;lskdjfadl) (01:23:00 TECHNOSNEEZE TECHNOSNEEZE)

summary:

Technoblade starts the stream and finds an infinity room (a room covered in white item frames and backed with glowstone or sea lanterns, making it look like there is just Void and no end) covering his house. he removes the grief and continues his intro. While waiting for Tommy to join his VC, he finds a Zombie villager, cures it, and reads donations.

Techno and Tommy go to New L’manburg and fix one of Technos propaganda posters. They find Fundy and Ranboo and tell them that if Techno gets his sword back, he’ll help them fight the wither he’s going to spawn. He spawns the wither and runs around while Ranboo and Fundy try to kill it. He doesn’t get his sword back until a few minutes into the battle. Ranboo gives him both his sword and his axe after the Wither is killed by Punz and Fundy.

Fundy gets the Wither Star, and Techno decides that it’s rightfully owned by him. Tommy and Techno start torturing Fundy into giving them the Star. After Techno gets the star back, Tommy starts trying to get his disks back. Techno tells Tommy he’s going too far, and Fundy starts crying, and eventually dies.

Tommy and Techno start to move back to their house, and Tommy gets distracted with the idea of blowing up the community house. Techno convinces him otherwise, and eventually comes clean with his intentions and goals to destroy L’manburg. He asks Tommy to join him, and Tommy accepts.

They go to the wolf army and breed the dogs. While underground, they’re almost caught, but they run away before anyone can catch them.

Techno and Tommy talk about an eventual SBI meetup, make a beacon, and then end the stream.

loud startin the stream today!!!!! :D!!!!!! 10 sec in

oh hes actually loud today this is great his voice gets so nice when hes louder

00:00:30 ‘i’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement” s;ladjfkald

00:00:50 diD HE MAKE AN INFINITY ROOM OR???? IS HE JUST????? WH AT???

oH MY GOD IT IS AN INFINITY ROOM AKSDFJALSDF IS THAT IN THE ACTUAL SMP OR????

aa;lskdfjasd someone mADE AN INFINITY ROOM A;LSDKFJASDF WHO????

00:03:00 i love how even minecraft g o d s cant remember fence gate/fence crafting recipes akdjhfald

00:04:45 ‘gUYS DON’T STAY IN SCHOOL!!!’ ‘n- no you should stay in school’ yeah, sure techno ‘collage dropout’ blade

00:05:17 ‘tommy, is this your credit card? let me read the numbers aloud, tommy’ -technos impression of tommys mom

zombie villager pog!

LISTEN TO HOW HE SAYS CONVENIENT AT 5:45 AHHH I LOVE HIM

00:07:35 why does,,,why does techno say disorientating instead of disorienting??? he says disorientating and i just,,,,,techno,,,,techno thats not the American way of saying it. also i didnt capitalize american bc of Being A Country i did it bc of Emphasis a;lksdfal

he stretch!!!!!! ten mins in

techno ate breakfast pog!!!! 00:10:30

13:00 a;lksdjfal

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STOP MAKING TECHNO GOOD AT CHESS IN GAME HES SAID SEVERAL TIMES THAT HE IS NOT I AM GOING TO SCREAM more proof: 00:14:40 also he calls the chess board ‘the map’ and im akjsdfhkljasd

00:15:40 “i don’t think that dumb people become Minecraft youtubers, I think it’s that being a Minecraft youtuber makes you dumber.”

00:15:50 ‘i was a smart child, I was doing well in school--I mean I wasn’t doing my homework or anything but I was doing well on the tests,” a;lsdkfja

“it do be doing that” -technoblade 2021

WHY DOES HE JUST RANDOMLY KNOW CHESS OPENING NAMES IM SICK OF HIM WHY IS HE LIKE THIS I HATE IT HERE AALSDKFJASF 00:17:45 its so funny he just reads wikipedia for fun and also same

‘YOURE TALKING SOUNDS’ -tommyinnit, 19:40

00:20:05 ‘tommy, tommy, you’re speaking words, but the only universal language is sounds.’

00:23:24 “we’re going to go threaten....some certain government agents...in minecraft, since I know the FBI is listenin in on my phone right now [techno gets further from his mic and some thuds can be heard] let me just toss that over there...there we go, now they can only listen through my laptop”

00:32:17 mmmm technoyell

fundy n ranboo!!!! 00:33:50

god could u imagine knowing that technos doin a plot stream nd he joins ur call w tommy and they just???? start talking abt the canonical status of ants and new york????? such is the life of ranboo nd fundy a;lksdfjals

WITHER POG WITHER POG WITHER POG WITHER POG 00:39:20

00:39:55 how does he make that sound im crying

HE LAUGH!!!!!!

a;lkdsfjasd ranboo bullying time 00:44:00

god could u imagine being a fan of the dream smp, joining and ur surrounded by all these people uve looked up too, and then they start bulling you?? such is the life of ranboo

torture time!!! 00:46:15, its to get back the star :D

00:50:45 its lowkey terrifying how techno calls torturing fundy to tears ‘the good times’ and laughs while tommy interrogates him. i love it, but also im scared of him. still an apologist. he needs his stuff back!

also like,,,,,techno telling tommy he went too far? terrifying. if techno says you went too far, thats saying something

HE LAUGH!!!!

HE LAUGH AGAIN!!!

my favorite part of techno tommy interactions is how technoll say like, a metaphor or smthin nd tommy just,,,,,,,, ‘yeAHHH BITCH’ its so funny. a good example is 00:56:00:

techno: if you want to make an omlette, you’ve gotta break a few eggs

tommy: yeaaahhhh!! break eggs and bitch!

techno: ....what?

its so funny to me ak;dfjlasjf

and like, their rambles are COMPLETELY different. techno does most of his hopping around in his head and talks about it once he’s figured out what he should do, and tommy just says things out loud without thinking its hilarious

and like, in game, techno is a LOT more calculated than people think. when tommy tries to get techno to blow up the community house, techno has to rein him back in because ‘i’m all for violence, but we need a plan.’ and ‘how would blowing up the community house get your discs back??’ he’s a lot more organized than most of his teammates nd i love it

but like,,,sometimes techno just Says things and its great. 00:57:20 ‘the only dirt we have on dream is his dirt shack, amirite? [claps] gottem. he’s homeless!! eyyyy. lmao.’

00:58:20 is good. also skyblock is canon now.

01:06:50 SBI MEETUP SBI MEETUP

also ‘i dont know about smiling, but’ a;ldkfjadls;fjasf

i love tommy nd techno just kinda vibing

01:16:30 ‘mmmm audience retention rate....mmmm ants’ aldkfja this stream is so dumb i love it

dID TECHNO USE THEY/THEM FOR ERET AT 01:20:55 OR WAS THAT A GENERAL ‘EVERYONE ELSE’ THEY

1:23:00ish TECHNOSNEEZE

A;LSDKFJAS LIKE AN HOUR AFTER GETTING HIS SWORD BACK HE REALZIES HE HAS IT BACK HES SUCH A NERD 01:24:45

he sounds V tired rn a;lsdkfjkasdf

STREAM TOMORROW TOO??? P O G

#stream post

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