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[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[mays-bookshelf]

「不在乎」才是真正怯懦的表現，麻木的人與死人沒有區別。你該去「在乎」的，因為我們所經歷的一切，會讓我們更加強大……我們需要比我們所經歷的一切都更強大。 接受它們。 擁抱它們。 然後戰勝它們。 —[綜英美]才不是史萊姆

"Not caring" is the most cowardice act, because living like that is no different than being dead. You should "care" because all the things that we've experience will make us stronger, and we need to be stronger than all our experiences. Accept them. Embrace them. And defeat them. —[綜英美]才不是史萊姆

[ooliecat]

i got the book of bill

EDIT: added two slides sorry

[bornwholocker]

Hello tumblr I come bearing gifts

[gals-other-blog]

Ace attorney textposts that are Objectionable, your Honor :)

[escespace]

Arthur: I know he might seem clumsy,disrespectful and idiotic but he is not a traitor.

Merlin: jeez... What have I done to earn such a good defense?

Arthur: Shut up Merlin, I'm trying to prove that you didn't break the law.

Merlin: Well, you certainly believe that so that's half the battle won.

[feelo-fick]

more misc au art... (the last two are unrelated but shh)

GAAAHHHH i promise ive got actual stuff cooking im just scared to post it/motivation to finish art Hard :"D clutching my head... always forever 24/7 thinking about them...

[stoutguts]

“What is Soap’s favorite fruit?”

Neil: Chocolate chip

Soap: Chocolate chip

Roach: (doesn’t exist in the remakes)

Ghost and Gaz (simultaneously): That’s not a fruit

Soap: Chocolate chip

I can’t get over how fucking funny this is.

[meamiki]

my friend and i have this ongoing bit on stream where we are going to shave the king bald...... yeah........

((there are actually two ongoing bits with the king. but i do not think anyone wants me to illustrate the second one. including myself. perhaps i am a coward and that is okay. i will not be elaborating at this time. SAFSADASDAS))

[lonelychicago]

the one where chimney cockblocks buck ig

911 social media au pt. ???/??? idek at this point.

[thwackk]

more

[thatoneluckybee]

Going to break into your house with pots and pans and yell at you until you reframe your thinking of productivity to include more than just schoolwork or a salary or chores and the like.

Did you do a thing? Was there a positive result for you or someone else?

Congratulations, you did a Productivity!!!

You aren’t ALWAYS going to be able to have the energy to do what we consider traditionally productive. You won’t always have the motivation.

Yeah, maybe you could have spent two hours studying for that test instead of 15 minutes. Maybe you could have cleaned the kitchen instead of the dishes. And? That’s still something!

Productivity is doing things!! Did you eat food and drink water? You did something that helped your body work! Doodled in class? You made art! Even just posting theories and memes on tumblr dot com is a thing! You thought out the post, figured out how to organize it (even if you don’t realize you did that) and you made it! And now other people can see and you DID something and you should be proud!!!

Be proud of yourself or I am going to show up outside your window tonight and scream positive affirmations louder than a cat who has just discovered her food bowl is empty.

[l3viat8an]

Satan: Shakespeare wasn't lying when he said that tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day.

MC: Neither was Smashmouth when he said that the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming-

Satan: Why are you like this?

MC:*shrugs*

[residentialhomeowner]

a lot of people are using nex as a queer talking point without even mentioning they were choctaw and 2S. without even mentioning that this - harassment, assault, murder, disappearances, lies/indifference/denial about the circumstances of our death - is typical of the violence we face. not once have i seen non-native people address that we, as natives, face this same treatment within queer communities. that queer institutions use our land while declining to offer native-inclusive and -sensitive care. we suffer at the hands of white lgbt+ people just as much as we do at the hands of people outside the community.

nex is not your NB pariah. nex was a 2S, NB, choctaw child. thousands of native people go missing and are killed and no one cares. many are two-spirit. many are LGBTQIA+. many are "queer" in ways only defined and recognised by our closed cultures, that you may never hear of and may never understand.

if you are going to flock to nex, you are not going to take them from us post-mortem. they were choctaw. they were native. their tribal affiliation has already been falsely reported on. if you are talking about nex, you will talk about how unwelcoming and dangerous your communities are for us, too. you will talk about how natives face this violence constantly, everywhere. you will not remove nex from the context of them being choctaw, ever - or you won't say their name at all.

even when we die, you don't care about us. i am telling you to care about us if you want us to stop dying.

[gals-other-blog]

5th batch of textposts yey :)

[incorrect-finding-frankie]

A list of the AU’s that I’m thinking of :)

—

Isekai AU: After an accident, Lucky finds themself in a completely new world—with a strange rabbit mask stuck on their face.

After an encounter with a rabbit known as Frankie, he just wants to make them join in on his special game-show.

...But trouble seems to be rising.

—

Helper AU: Lucky has joined a dangerous parkour game-show—but the contestant is not alone.

A rabbit calling himself the Real Frankie has chosen to come to their aid—risking it all. He’s claimed that he wants thing’s to change..

..But can Lucky trust him?

—

Coraline AU: Lucky has been living in a far more relaxed world—with their friend (Cartoon) Frankie and the rest of the rabbit’s gang.

However, after making their way through a strange entrance, Lucky enters an even stranger world—one consisting of an ‘Other’ Frankie.

Something seems off about this version of the rabbit, and that game show of his?... Lucky knows something is wrong.

—

Mythology AU: For quite some time, a rabbit god by the name of Frankie has had his eyes set on a mortal by the name of Lucky.

And when Lucky finds themself suddenly in the grasp of the rabbit? There’s a lot from him that they have to deal with—including his romance.

Lucky has some plans.

—

Slasher AU: For the past year, so called ‘contestants’ have been disappearing—only to be discovered, long gone, in outfits that resemble a certain rabbit.

His name is Frankie—and he is roaming.

Lucky cannot recall much—nor their actual name. ‘Lucky’ is just what they have been so far.

Yet, Lucky knows the rabbit is near.

—

Infection AU: Something has been spreading for the last ten years—and in half of those, Lucky has been traveling alongside Henry Hotline through abandoned towns.

A week prior, Lucky found themself cornered.

A week prior, Lucky was infected.

That’s when the two come across an older building, one containing a rabbit by the name of Frankie, who says he may know how to help...

...As long as the two complete some tasks for him.

—

Actor AU: In-universe, Finding Frankie is a show about a rabbit running a dangerous game show, as a contestant tries to make it through.

But it’s just a show—and what are the actors of the Lucky Contestant, Real Frankie, and the others up to?

—

His Lucky Experiment: The rabbit has tried, and tried, and tried... but so much of Frankie’s has ended up as a complete failure...

...Until now, that is.

An experiment of Frankie’s has finally, finally worked! The name? Lucky.

—

A Lucky Five Night’s/FNaF AU: The pizzeria was the only place, Lucky discovered, that would hire them. They needed a job.

They’d never been a night-guard before... but there are thing’s that Lucky is completely certain about.

This money-loving rabbit and the rest of the animatronics should not be wandering like this—nor should any of them be talking to them.

—

A Rabbit From The Stars: Lucky lived a pretty typical, boring life. And they’d certainly never believed in aliens or anything like that before.

...Although, when a small rabbit by the name of Frankie comes from outer space? When he starts to live with them?

That certainly changes Lucky’s mind.

Furthering the issue, the small rabbit seems to be in trouble.

—

A Lost Connection: An AU that’s just like those cliche romantic movies frequently on TV.

When Lucky left one day without a trace, they planned on never returning. Frankie never thought he’d see them again.

But when Lucky obtains some unfortunate news, and has nowhere else to go? They find themselves back where they were five years ago.

The two’s connection is certainly... different, now. But can Frankie change that?

—

The ‘Lucky’ Investigator & The Ghost Rabbit’s: Lucky has been a paranormal investigator for the last fifteen years... and normally, nothing goes wrong.

Except, during a visit to an abandoned parkour park, an event causes Lucky’s life to take a... strange turn.

The ghosts of three rabbits—and, later, a duck and a phone, have attached themselves to Lucky.

—

The Lucky... ‘Hero’?: Many people have been born with special powers—which includes our protagonist: Lucky, who has never cared how to use them.

Multiple encounters with a strange rabbit by the name of “The Other” may be what twists Lucky around enough to make a decision.