#marypanlily

[remuslupinkinnie1979]

Lily*making coffee in her cafe-bookstore*

James and Panda *running in, panicking*

James: Lily! There's a BIG problem!

Lily: What happened?!

Panda: Someone kidnapped the kids.

Lily: What?! WHO??

James: We're not sure. We went to pick them up from school, yk and the teacher told us that someone picked them up a few hours ago!

Lily: Wait - It wasn't me, or any of you, or Reggie, cause he's been here the whole day... *grabs the phone* Hello Mary, did pick up the kids early today?

Mary: No, why? Are they missing???

Lily: Yes

Mary *to Sirius* take my shift, my kids are missing* to Lily* I'll be there in five

Lily: Mary will be here soon. But ab the kids, this was probably one of our friends...

Reg*coming out of the kitchen* What's going on?

James*explains everything*

Reg: Shit, do you know if it was some of our friends, Idk, kinda sounds like Sirius

Mary*who already arrived* No, they were at the bar with me all day.

Panda*has a realization* Oh, they're dead for this *grabs the phone* Evan Rosalius Rosier!!!

James *whispers to Reg* his middle name is Rosalius?

Panda: Harry and Luna better will be here in 10 minutes and you two have some good explanation!

Ten minutes later

Evan and Barty*a bit scared*

Harry and Luna*happy kids*

Lily: Oh Merlin, I'm so glad that you're ok.

Regulus: And YOU! What were you thinking?! To take away OUR kids without telling us a WORD!!!

James: Where did you even go?

Harry: Cheeseburgers!😁😁😁

Barty: Kids eat for free at McDonald's today, so we kinda let them buy us shit.

After that, Barty and Evan were yelled at by all of them for 20 minutes each parent and weren't allowed to pick up the kids from school anymore.

[peterp-kinnie]

There is nothing better than being a multishipper

[youdrewstarsxaroundmyscars]

"jegulus wolfstar dorlene" this "moonwater marylily partyvan" that

i actually think they all kiss each other on the mouths

[not-rab]

official fic idea #9

au where sirius is in slytherin

and he and reg have a falling out

so, reg decided to date his mortal enemy to get back at him

and his mortal enemy just so happens to be James Potter

oops 🤷‍♀️

[star-struck-withantlers]

The prolouge to my jegulus / marypandalily descendants au fanfic is up!!

Includes:

Regulus (son of Maleficent) and Pandora (daughter of the queen of hearts) as the two main povs with a possibility of some other povs mixed in two.

Background ships like wolfstar, dorlene, rosekiller

Friendships like Regulus and Lily, childhood bffs James, Marlene and Peter, bestie Lily and Remus, Pandora and Peter, Lily and Sirius and obviously, James and Sirius

[jemand-someone]

Pandora has a thing for people with an Y At the end of their Name

Just saying

(Marpanlily truther)

[fraisaa]

as a jegulus stan who will defend this pairing with my life, if you hate on lily or jily you are embarassing us as a whole, people will start seeing us as lily or jily haters while most of us are not i promise !!

its true that i prefer jily platonically (because pandamarylily solos) but that doesnt excuse hating on a wonderful character AND a wonderful pairing.

if you hate on a female character because she "ruins" your mlm pairing then theres something wrong with you, you're either very stupid or you're fetishizing said pairing.

Lily will forever and ever be better than everyone, and im saying this as a Regulus Black stan.

If you hate on Lily Evans or any other female character for "ruining" a pairing then you should consider getting help because they are WAY more than just a man's gf or a boy's mother.

Thank you for your time i just thought i had to make that clear to everyone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[theicarusconstellation]

my lily evans’ hair is thick and red and curly and smells like strawberries and falls to her thighs thank you and goodnight

[regulusblackesmimarido]

I'm writing a pride and prejudice jegulus fic tell me if you are interested

[definitelynotabook]

me personally, im a strong believer of the jily exes to besties storyline

i don’t not ship jily because of jegulus

i don’t ship jily because the most interesting thing james and lily ever did together was die

[remuslupinkinnie1979]

I'M MAKING LIKE A MARAUDERS SERIES OF INCORRECT QUOTES AND MICROFICS BC I' BORED AND OBSESSED WITH THEM (and I probably should be studying)

Soooo... It's more like an AU thing, everyone survives war, Voldy is dead and they're all happy and gay.

It's mostly focused on raising Harry and Luna. James is with Regulus, Lily is in a relationship with Mary and Pandora (Xeno is Panda's ex, but they're besties). They all live in a big house in Godric's hollow. Lily and Reg have a bookshop-cafe (Remus is a waiter) James is a Quidditch professional. Pandora and Sybill do experiments with spells, potions etc. and write articles to Quibbler. Peter (Sybill's partner) owns a bakery, where James helps him when he retires from Quidditch. Mary and Sirius have a gay bar in town (Mary is a waiter/singer and Sirius is a bartender). Marlene, Dorcas and Emmeline live in London and are aurors. Barty and Evan sometimes help out in both cafe and bar (they're not allowed into Pete's bakery after the flour and milk incident).

Reg, Lily and Panda are animagi, Lily is a ginger cat, Panda is a bunny and Reg is aaaaa... BLACK CAT! (I'm being very original again).

Sirius is genderfluid and uses all pronouns, Panda uses also uses any except for he/him, Remus and Reggie are transmasc, Mary is transfemme, Xeno uses they/them, Peter he/they

Pandora is Evan's twin

I think that's it for now.

[not-rab]

what if the Rosier twins’ parents r divorced

pandora lives with her mother, and takes her mother’s last name (lestrange)

and evan lives with his father

and at hogwarts, they meet each other for the first time

[jemand-someone]

Just imagane the Slytherin skittles pisst off with Sirius' sirously Joke and one day this happend :

Slytherin skittles and the Gryffindors are hanging out in the great hall.

Mary: I am Sirious about this.

Sirius: No I am-

Lily : Even if you-

Barty shouts: Evan they call you!

They do that until Sirius sees that this jokes aren't funny anymore and only makes that joke less often. He somtimes still made it but all are happy that they don't have to listen to it every time.

[not-rab]

oh yeah the Slytherin chaser 3 years older than them >>>>> 😫

with the Black and Rosier genes to boot 😍😍

and then when Alice started dating her, many girls were seen coming out of the toilets teary-eyed

HEADCANNON - Dorcas soooo had a crush on Narcissa!! Cissy was her awakening. And when she got engaged she was crushed!

[fraisaa]

i wish i could find a fic where the evans sisters or the black sister (the three of them not just Narcissa and Andromeda) have a talk and hang out and fight and just basically fix their relationship or build a new one just like the black brothers.

i wish i could write so i could give myself the well deserved evans sisters fluff, because if we can have a good fanon version of the loml regulus we can have a good fanon version of petunia😞🩷.

i mean i dont love her cause all i saw is angst, but if we give her a personality and headcanons, im sure i'll love her.

they deserve some happiness and some fluff :(

[theicarusconstellation]

into the dark chapter 40 is here ON ITD’S ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!

(MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA y’all are gonna HATE me for this one)