#marvel's eternals

[supercap2319]

"Ikaris, will you do me a favor?" Y/N asked.

The Eternal turns and looks at him. "Sure. What is it?"

"Promise me you'll submit these photos to playgirl magazine. These will make great wank material for gay men." Y/N smiled.

Ikaris looks shocked at the pictures in Y/N's hands. "How did you get my pictures?"

"I asked Tony to send me a copy of them. I'm gonna have fun with these pictures tonight." He laughed and walked off.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Eternals (2021) / The Carnivorous Lamb, Agustin Gomez-Arcos, trans. William Rodarmor / "Like The Dawn", The Oh Hellos / "I'm not calling you a liar", Florence + The Machine

[spirit-whump]

Sersi's trying to hide it, but Makkari knows something is wrong.

Day 5. Overstimulation, migraines

[thrashntreasure]

Ep59 Censored and Banned! w/ Haaz Sleiman! (Hollywood!)

In every generation there is a chosen one, he alone is here to SLAY, MAN! Coz we've got the handsome Haaz Sleiman in the studio this week! Joining us to celebrate his ground-breaking role in Marvel's 'Eternals', Haaz spills the tea on all things MCU, THAT Eternals kiss, his off-Broadway debut in today's chosen musical, 'Venice', and we find out which Marvel villain Haaz would want to be quarantined with! Plus heaps, HEAPS more in an ETERNALLY-awesome episode! Including diving into Chevelle's album 'Wonder What's Next?'… www.twitter.com/haazsleiman -- instagram.com/haazsleiman

[moonlightcycle571]

Rock of Eternity Getting Offerings because they deserve it

I like to think that whenever there’s a magical artifact that needs containment, Billy just… takes it. Here is how it started.

Billy, after defeating an evil wizard: so… what do I do with the Staff???

Solomon: it cannot be kept in the world of man, it’s far to dangerous. You must destr-

Achilles: NEW LAMP

Hemrmes: YESSSSSSSS

Hercules: WAR TROPHY

Solomon: that is highly irresponsible, we cannot keep highly volatile objects for ‘the aesthetic’

Zeus: the burning violon

Solomon:

Solomon: well some decor never hurt anyone.

*and*

JL, after a long battle: Finally the foe has been vanquished! Now to find a secure place to stor-

Marvel, yoinks it and yeets it in a portal: done

Everyone present: w h a t

*or*

Amanda Waller: -thus the proof we need to detain you for breaking into secure government location and theft of a classified artifact

Marvel: *points to the screen* that’s not me

Waller: that’s litterally you in a French beret and a fake mustach

Marvel: I don’t know who that is, but they do look dashingly handsome. And look like a Gustavo. Probably a French mime who failed mime class and left on a journey of self discovery.

Waller: you can’t be serious

Captain Atom, fuck the government rn: I don’t know, Cap doesn’t have a mustach

Batman: the mime theory seems like a pretty sold theory to me

Several people (heroes, civilians, villains and all in between) telling Cap was with them as the time at the crime, each of them being vastly different.

Waller: this mf secretly a mass manipulator???

*or*

Cap, fighting in a museum:

Hermès: Ooh I know this pendant. Super magical, super cool.

Cap, on instinct, puts in pocket dimension to put it on the Rock:

Flash: … did I witness a theft????

Wether the pendant was actually magic or just a shiny jewel Hermes wanted is up for interpretation.

Anyways that’s how whenever he finds magical artefacts or books or whatnot, he just puts them in the Rock of Eternity. It’s a logical solution, as it serves as a place to safeguard and examine, and maybe purify some objects to use later.

The Wizard is so done. It started off as ‘dangerous artefacts to be relocated when a suitable place is found’ but then it became the go to storage and all the stuff just stays.

Thé Rock in the other hand, loves it. Getting more and more offerings by their new champion really shows how loved they are. It’s has been way too long since they got any offerings and new additions, so the newest champion giving them plenty of nourishment / stimulation is as if they are being spoiled.

Billy, brings an ancient cursed crown:

Wizard: another one???

Rock, already pushing Wizard aside: FOR ME!!!! TYTYTYYTY OH MY ME YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK SO CUTE WOTH THIS HOLD ONE LET ME JUST REPLACE THE MAGOC WOTH MINE

Five hours later Billy is chilling in one of the thrones with his new crown and one of his magic cape to match.

In conclusion, Billy is like a cat bringing a mouse in the house, except the mouse is actually a rubix cube that sometimes turns into sushi.

Yes Billy did bring a magic rubix cube that makes sushi when completed. Now I kinda want sushi ngl

[puppetwoman17]

Cap: Hey, so I know I’ve just been part of your team for a couple days, but I’d appreciate if you didn’t come to Fawcett unannounced.

Oliver: What? Is Fawcett another Gotham? Do you need us to steer clear of any plant ladies or fear gases?

Cap: *remembering that literal Hell is living under Fawcett, he hasn’t found all the suspendium device pieces after he broke it, and there are several magical creatures who take territory splits very seriously* Um… not exactly.

Oliver: Uh, then what’s the prob-

Constantine: *Grabs his collar* Don’t.

Oliver: Jesus, John! What’s got you so—

Constantine: Don’t. Ask. Just trust me. Do. Not. Go to Fawcett without Cap’s permission. Ever.

Cap: *didn’t know John tried to get in until now, shaking his head* Wow. I’m really disappointed in you.

Constantine: 😱

[kenandeliza]

Two brothers

And the aftermath :p

[mischievous-thunder]

They seem pretty confident and determined!

[aroace-madness]

Captain Marvel prompt

(Billy and Cap are 2 sepparate entities that can exist at the same time in the RoE, why, because why not so bear with me)

Justice league goes to the Rock of Eternity because reasons and there they see Captain Marvel hovering a bit above the ground clearly meditating, next to him they see a young scruffy boy about 10 years old, being held by the hood of his jacket thanks to magic. The boy is clearly unhappy about being held captive that way

"can I please get down now?"

"will you let me meditate in peace?"

"I think we both know the answer to that question"

"then no"

The league is preplexed with what are they witnessing and have no idea how to react. Who is that boy? How does he know Marvel? How does Marvel know him? Why is he at the Rock of Eternity? Are they related?

Bruce immediately hops to the theory that the boy is Marvels son, mostly because the tone of Marvels voice was much known to him thanks to his children, and the fact that he trapped his kids in "air jail" multiple times before. Yes even as adults

[cakypa120]

Captain Marvel is at Camp Half-Blood with a new demigod child.

Annabeth: Who this time?

Marvel: Apollo. I mean, he did a great job hiding his daughter.

The girl with the golden hair is holding onto Marvel and looking at Annabeth in disbelief.

Annabeth: How could he?

Marvel: He abandoned her in a foster home in Fawcett. But he didn't tell me. I'm going to kick his ass for that.

Annabeth nods and sits down in front of the girl. She hides behind Marvel even more. Marvel gently strokes her head.

Marvel: It's going to be okay. No one will hurt you here.

The girl nods slowly and takes Annabeth's hand.

Marvel: Behave yourself. I'll fly back to visit you soon. I'll tell your parents you're safe.

The girl brightens and smiles. She leaves with Annabeth and waves goodbye to Marvel.

Clarisse approaches Marvel: *sarcastically* Welcome to the outcast camp, Champion.

Marvel: Clarisse...

Clarisse: Shut up. You will never understand the likes of us. I hate to see you, Beloved of the Gods.

Marvel just sighs and shakes his head. He takes off and flies back to Fawcett, he doesn't want to fight the Ares gene pool right now.

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Eternity: RIO IS PREGNANT.

Rio: I'M NOT PREGNANT.

Infinity: Why the hell do you think Rio is pregnant?

Eternity: She's feeling basic human needs. I caught her eating this noon!

Infinity: WERE YOU EATING?

Rio: I can't sleep or eat anymore?!

Eternity: Yes, you can, but not because it's a necessity.

Infinity: Rio, my dear, you're Death, you don't need these things. Like, why would you sleep if you don't feel tired?

Rio: ...

Eternity: You don't feel tired... do you?

Rio: so-

Infinity: That's it, I'm going to kill that witch.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

If Eternals had been a series (like I truly believe it should have been) then I think it should have had one episode, probably 2nd or 3rd to last, that was all of the flashbacks from Babylon to current day. Every other episode referenced or alluded to past events but we don't see any of them until the end. Because there's something very special to me about a "how did we get here" prequel episode. And with 40-60 minute long episodes we could have seen so much more.

[mndvx]

DRUIG and MAKKARI in ETERNALS (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

[nouearth]

RICHARD MADDEN Eternals (2021)

[moonlightcycle571]

Jumping on the Captain Marvel is a Predatory Animal and Familiar AU Bandwagon

All the Marvels have one animal they mostly resemble, naturally being linked with with their familiars.

Mary has Hoppy the Giant Hare, so it’s not her fault when she gets the extreme urge to punch someone, repeatedly in quick succession.

Freddy, for the longest time didn’t have one, but then found a magical creature in the rock, which is basically a an air jellyfish. He has never felt more connected. Like the Jellyfish, he refuses to go near the ground and shocks anyone too close.

Billy has his Bengal Tiger Tawky Tawny. No one thought much of it, Tawny is a perfectly civilised Tiger after all. If anything, it brought on an influx of cat jokes.

And maybe some cat traits slip into Captain Marvel. There’s compilations on YouTube of Captain’s ‘Cat Behaviour’ where he essentially just lied in the sun, knocks Sivannas things off shelves while maintaining eye contact, swatting Mr Mind repeatedly and so on.

An odd thing to notice is that his eyes are never truly one colour. Most of the time they are blue, sometimes with gold specks in them. But rarely, if you are unlucky enough, they will become more golden than blue.

Black Adam knows better than to fight when Caps eyes are golden and slit.

The other times these eyes makes an appearance is during invasions (everyone is too busy and thus miss Caps feral face), when Superman got exposed to Red Kryptonite (the fight was too fast for anyone to see clearly) and when Cap is in one of those hunting moods, when it’s just him and his prey (no one will believe them).

The day Cap found out Clark got exposed to Red Kryptonite, he will say it was a tough battle, and despised inflicting pain to one he considered a friend and close colleague. Inwardly? Cap LOVED every second of it. He could have blast him with magic lighting and called it a day. But where was the fun in that? He could use magic against all his villains, but just prefers not too. The Hunt was glorious. From the tracking him down, to move him to an unpopulated area (herding him), to the chase, the fight, to incapacitating him (having him squirm in his grasp). Had the JL not come in to get the Kryptonite out of Superman, he might have even taken a small chunk of flesh.

No one understands the extent of Caps predatory instincts. How could they? He’s Captain Marvel, family friendly hero extraordinaire. The closest people have seen is when he gets in serious mode, and even then, if it’s not directed at them, they tend to not be scared. (The amount of edits he got when he got serious, bordering predatory animal in hunt, nearly broke the internet.)

So no one saw anything coming when the JL did a team training exercise similar to hide and seek (and restrain) in a jungle of all places.

Can’t blame a guy for having fun.

[puppetwoman17]

I love how all these other heroes have such badass origin stories on how they got their powers, and Billy’s is just “I took the train.”