#mario batali

[fallensapphires]

Flowers: Hibiscus

I put hibiscus flower in every cup of tea I have. It's sweet, sexy, and cleansing.

[gameofthunder66]

'Fantastic Mr. Fox' (2009) film

-watched 12/2/2024- 3 stars- on Disney+

93% Rotten Tomatoes

[shiftythrifting]

Vintage Dr.Suess books I've never seen before, a book by a bad man, hockey, a doll I don't care for, that's not a dove, royals merch, and a new old stock massage table I actually got.

Bibles for Missions, Value Village and the Restore in Red Deer, AB.

[incorrectbatfam]

My favourite wfa episode is where Bruce leaves his comm channel open. I am sure he is not the only one to do this, so any other shenanigans of the batfam leaving comms on when they really shouldn't?

Bruce: *turns on his comms*

Dick: Are you a terabyte of data? 'Cause you've been taking up my whole memory.

Barbara: *giggles*

Bruce: *switches channels*

Steph: Can you hold my drink while I check the perimeter again?

Cass: Sure.

Cass:

Cass: *sluuuurp—*

Bruce: *switch*

Tim: Relax, babe. My family's all on different missions and Alfred's flying to England in the morning. You should come over. Bart and Cassie are bringing food, Cissie's inviting a bunch of her friends, and Kon's putting on fireworks. It's gonna be the greatest party ever.

Bruce: *switch*

Damian: Shh, just stay under my cape until I give you the signal.

Damian's cape: Woof!

Bruce: *switch*

Jason: Roymeo, Roymeo, wherefore art thou Roymeo.

Roy: Motherfucker I'm right here!

Jason: This is why we're in couples therapy!

Bruce: *switch*

Kate: Who's a good bike? You are, yes you are—

Bruce: *switch*

Luke: Gordon Ramsay says pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.

Bette: I've talked to an Italian and they said it was okay, and Italians beat celebrity chef.

Helena: Well I raise you both a Mario Batali.

Harper: This is also Rock, Paper, Scissors to me.

Bruce: *switch*

Duke: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME—

Bruce: *switch*

Bruce: Alfred, I've decided on a career change.

[bawlbrayker]

A little teaser for my upcoming fic 😊

I had some amazing art made by the incredibly talented @sweetperversiongirl who made the image in my head come to life.

Ian followed Mickey down the short hallway, admiring the strong back and pert ass covered in blue denim. They entered the bedroom, and Mickey turned to toss the black bundle at Ian, hitting him fair in the chest. “What’s this?” “While you were being all Mario Batali and playing chef, thinking with your wallet and your stomach, I was thinking with my dick, and grabbed these.” Ian shook out the bundle, unrolling a pair of leather chaps. He flipped them over in his hands to confirm… yep… assless leather chaps. 

[corbinite]

Netesofuhetsunese chinisu nichitsutanafuchi tene

Op what does it fucking mean

Lots of medicine makes it difficult to operate a forklift, but my comic has something that does the opposite.

Item: Potion of Forklift Operation & Certification

[theygotlost]

but for real if you think taako is some kind of skinny twink youre insane. he's a master chef tv personality. he's got the mario batali build. the guy fieri realness. he IS the cake boss

[olliethescribe]

I know that Rupert Swaggart (Meat Sweats) is based on Gordon Ramsey but he’s also based on Mario Batali and it’s painfully obvious in his human form

Why Mario Batali of all chefs? The guy is an American with bad fashion sense and barely counts as a famous chef anymore - it’s such an odd inspiration for Rupert since he’s a British tv chef - oh well, it’s very interesting

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

The cooking show will be interesting. I wonder which one she’s ripping off. Martha Stewart, Ina Garten, and Rachel Ray are probably the most likely ones since they were big in the ‘90s (aka Meghan’s ideal decade). But Selena Gomez and Florence Pugh are popular among the youth with their down-to-earth/slightly chaotic shows. But Anthony Bourdain (RIP) and Stanley Tucci are popular in the wine mom/Goop crowd Meghan is going after.

I say Bourdain. After all, Anthony Bourdain was Meghan's self-admitted OG travel/foodie show muse from way back. A Martha or Ina rip-off would require far too much work and actual expertise (in her mind). Although she may begin like them, based in one location (Montecito/Casa Olive Garden/the "American Riviera"), imo she'd love ultimately to expand into a Bourdain-type international travel/foodie show. I think she thinks that an on-the-road travel/foodie show would be easy-peasy for her (eating, drinking, traveling, word-salading on camera), while the producers and crew do all the bts heavy lifting. Remember when Gwyneth and the disgraced Mario Batali did something similar, traveling through sunny Spain, eating tapas and drinking sherry all day and night? WCK's Jose Andres did the same type of show recently with his daughters. The Tig was Megs' discount attempt to materialize an offer for a similar gig.

Of course, the reality is that the success of Bourdain and his iconic shows - just like Martha's and Ina's - required intense work and decades of culinary expertise and experience, not to mention personal charisma to burn ...none of which Meghan has.

(PS: "Slightly chaotic" is a perfect description for Selena + Chef! I loved her early show with Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli (sp?), in which Selena showed up in the kitchen wearing a white pinafore dress lol. But she's authentic and eager to learn, bless her heart, and brings in a young viewership.)

[kushblazer666]

carnela getting turned on by mario batali’s shitty ponytail>>>>>

[eddy25960]

Ruben Afanador photography - Mario Batali, New York 2002

[brookstonalmanac]

Birthdays 9.19

Beer Birthdays

Coletta Möritz (1860)

Jim Dorsch (1951)

Keith Lemcke (1959)

Ken Kelley (1960)

Justin Crossley (1982)

Five Favorite Birthdays

William Golding; English writer (1911)

Jeremy Irons; English actor (1948)

David McCallum; actor (1933)

Arthur Rackham; English illustrator, artist (1867)

Adam West; actor (1928)

Famous Birthdays

Mario Batali; chef (1960)

David Bromberg; musician, singer, songwriter (1945)

Helen Carter; country singer (1927)

Jack Dunham; animator (1910)

George Cadbury; chocolatier (1839)

"Mama" Cass Elliot; singer (1943)

Brian Epstein; Beatles manager (1934)

Jimmy Fallon; comedian, actor (1974)

Frances Farmer; actor (1913)

Lita Ford; rock guitarist, singer (1958)

Henry Arthur Jones; English writer (1851)

William Hesketh Lever; soap-maker (1851)

James Lipton; actor, television host (1926)

Joan Lunden; television journalist (1950)

Joe Morgan; Houston Astros 2B (1943)

Soledad O'Brien; television journalist (1966)

Freda Payne; pop singer (1942)

Louis F. Powell Jr.; U.S. Supreme Court justice (1907)

Amber Rayne; porn actor (1984)

Faye Reagan; porn actor (1988)

Nile Rogers; rock musician (1952)

Victoria Silvstedt; Swedish actor (1974)

Duke Snider; Brooklyn/L.A. Dodgers CF (1926)

Twiggy; English model (1949)

Paul Williams; songwriter (1940)

Trisha Yearwood; country singer (1964)

Richard Zsigmondy; Austrian-Hungarian chemist (1865)

[wanlittlehusk]

so crazy to sign a lease and then throw a party with all your friends and then wake up next to a beautiful woman and then go see barbie and then day drink at mario batali's eataly and then go see a lot of famous works of art and then get really stoned and watch 2 episodes of riverdale

[eternal-learner]

i can find any peter outerbridge character attractive no matter how creepy or vile they are (henrik, denis, etc). in fact, naughtiness can add to the appeal. but the one exception i've found so far is theodore gray from 'the rendering'. man looks like mario batali being possessed by hopkins' hannibal. wouldn't fuck him with a 10 foot pole, which is a credit to his acting abilities

[goddessactuality]

Which idiot named him Mario Batali and not Supper Mario

[the-jellicle-duelist]

top 10 stupidest things my number 1 nemesis has ever said:

1. you don’t need to stir risotto

2. you don’t need to pre-boil lasagna noodles

3. volume measurements are better than weight measurements

4. don’t wash your rice

5. you can just cook a pizza on your oven grates

6. yeah mario batali is a sex pest but i still want to watch his old show

7. make shitty macarons who gives a fuck

8. don’t bother trying to make a good turkey

9. don’t deep fry at home

10. and the winner: season your cutting board, not your steak

honorable mention goes to the concept of his texas brisket video which is the worst brisket you will ever see