#ARENT

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

does your blog support or respect asexual or aromantic therians? :3

Sure

[blackpilled-modernwaste]

i'd like to believe that femcels are real, but its just impossible for me to comprehend.

[jonahmagnus]

"Vriska did nothing wrong" yall cant even handle Lucretia adventurezone

[the-crime-of-silliness]

"Imagine your f/o leaning down to kiss yo-"

Well he's like 4'11, first of all, so write that down

[yuuna06]

this is my old sketch soo yeah.. with a short story with Karma is teasing Nagisa and Kayano together. What's the worst thing that Karma would do anyway right?

Karma: 1, 2, 3.....

'kayano's thoughts'

kayano: I'm an actress but... I can't keep my cool around Nagisa! what's more when we're holding hands right now..!

Karma: —smile! *camera light flashes*

'Nagisa's thoughts'

Nagisa: Oh no, my face is burning up... just calm down, you're just holding hands and taking a picture and nothing else. But with Kayano.... damn it!

-Earlier-

Nagisa: What?! don't you dare do it Karma!

Karma: What? everyone knows it anyway

Nagisa: Still, it's so embarrassing you know! I had to do it.

Karma: Everyone saw it too *grins*

Nagisa: Stop!

Karma: Well, what would you do if i... *Karma was about to press the button to post the video to everyone*

Nagisa: —I'll do everything just to make you not post that! *Karma paused*

Karma: Alright, well...

-deal? I won't post the video BUT you'll have to do it.

...With Kayano.

-present-

'Back to Nagisa's thoughts'

Nagisa: This is the only choice... *Nagisa sighs* This is the deal he and I agreed on... but more like I was forced to agree on.. so that he won't send the video to everyone when I saved Kayano from her bloodlust!

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Karma: Alright, well... here's a dare.

Nagisa: *sighs* what?

Karma: You have to hold hands with her!

Nagisa: Okay... w-wait what!?

Karma: And Oh! I'll take a picture-

I mean, pictures of you guys holding hands.

Nagisa: I am speechless and I have no choice but to agree.

Karma: Okay, deal? I won't post the video BUT you'll have to do it. With Kayano.

Nagisa: *sighs in defeat* deal.

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-Back to the present-

'Nagisa's thoughts'

Nagisa: Karma said he would not send the video after this... thank god I told everything to Kayano so that she wouldn't be so surprised. Anyways, i'm more worried about what Kayano's feeling right now...

'Kayano's thoughts'

Kayano: Calm down Kayano, It's just a picture of me and Nagisa holding hands! (while she's literally blushing so much)

Are my hands sweaty?? oh my god I'm blushing so much...

I'm so glad it's only the three of us today... Once Karma finished taking picture of us, he won't be going to send 'that' video to everyone and of course he need to accept the deal. He better tell Rio about it too because she also had 'that' video! Anyways, I wonder what's Nagisa feeling right now..

-meanwhile-

Ahh... kids nowadays nurufufufu... you two would make a great couple! I already expected the two of you would be together (crazy that neither of them said it's not true 😼)

Nagisa pov

Ofcourse, Karma had told everyone about it. I meant EVERYONE means all in this class, even Karasuma and Irina sensei! Its so embarrassing... I wonder if Kayano's embarrassed as I am right now... I really hope she's fine

Korosensei: Remember, marriage is too early for the both of you!

Normal Pov

Nagisa: Kayano?

Kayano: what is it?

Nagisa: I just wanted to apologize...

Kayano: What? what for?

Nagisa: Well in the end, we fell onto Karma's trap and... I got you into this mess. I'm sorry

Kayano: What do you mean? it's fine! at least he didn't send the video to everyone 'I got to hold Nagisa's hand so...'

Nagisa: You're right! *Nagisa smiled at Kayano*

Few moments later the two stared into each others eyes and Nagisa was the one who looked away

Nagisa: Ehem... Um uh... let's head back to class!

Kayano: O-okay! *Kayano blushed at the sight of Nagisa blushing as well*

Nagisa and Kayano are running, heading back to class. Nagisa himself, not realizing he's still holding Kayano's hand but Kayano noticed that.

-Meanwhile-

Karma: Would you look at that? THEY LIKE EACH OTHER. Just date already!

THE END

[weeblmaodotcom]

spoiler Aren't you forgetting... , Meme by Weeblmao.com

[patchworkandpaisl3y]

One time I was like slightly over the "safe" (bs, ik 😒) amount of nebulizer for an eight year old in hospital so when I went home I had sleep paralysis about Gordon Ramsey

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[wolfythewitch]

How does this keep happening to me

[etherealspacejelly]

sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.

i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.

so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.

today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.

and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.

so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.

[witnessprotectionprogramurl]

[blackpilled-modernwaste]

a good way to find out if somebody is a real inkwell is to listen to what they talk about the most.

If they brag about being on 4cvck and other imageboards then they most likely are a fakecel, if they ONLY lurk on .is and .org they're still fakecels, but with a bit more deeper knowledge.

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[mushyooms]

Poseidon: after everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?

Odysseus:

based on this incredible tweet below i only drew over it HAHA

[sadclowncentral]

my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"