#marie speaking

[madmadmarie]

being perceived on here is like so scary actually

[hope-ur-ok]

My sister sent this to me, and as a lesbian in MA I can't say anything lmao

[kingprilbusbignaturals]

i was a bit confused when brennan created mary ann, the most autistic d20 npc since ayda aguefort, and described her as being his "homage to real teenagers" as if she represents the average teen experience... then i remembered his only frame of reference for teens is being a camp counselor at larp camp and possibly seeing posts about dropout dot tv and everything clicked into place.

[poundingwaves]

After some much needed post-battle rest, Gorgug is still left with one mystery to solve. How the hell is he supposed to figure out Mary Ann’s phone number? First, he asks Fig for help since she’s apparently on lime level. She laugh reacts to his message and tells him she has absolutely no clue what Quokki Pets is but she’ll meet him at Basrar’s.

Fig offers to Wanda Childa Mary Ann to try to get more information out of her and Gorgug practically begs her not to. They agree instead to request Adaine’s research expertise. Adaine sends them a bulleted list of Quokki Pets facts including where to find the game. The three of them meet at the Elmville mall to see if Mary Ann actually left her phone number there. Adaine starts mage handing copies of the game over to Fig (disguised as an employee) who opens them to see if there are any notes inside. Gorgug purchases a copy for himself. Maybe actually playing the game could be a good idea (and impress Mary Ann if that’s even possible). 

After being booted from the store, Mary Ann’s number still eluding them, they consider that finding Mary Ann’s profile could help. They enlist their tech genius, so Riz shows up with his equipment ready to go. He hacks into the Quokki Pets message boards and finds a high level user located in Elmville with the name Mangostrawb. Gotta be her. So they look through her posts on the message boards and mostly just find her showing off her Quokkis, leaving scathing comments on non-optimized builds, or occasionally dropping tips for new players. After scrolling through dozens of pages, they’re positive Mangostrawb is Mary Ann but that’s still not exactly helpful.

They finally call it quits for the day and go their separate ways, vowing to keep helping Gorgug get to that bench. Late that night as he’s embarking on his Quokki Pets journey, Gorgug gets a text from an unknown number. He opens it. “you don’t just get quokki pets. they come to you”

Gorgug sighs and puts his crystal down. She's so fucking annoying.

And so hot.

[kermit-coded]

charles said. im going to send in the two people who have the most unresolved beef with magneto and hope they just beat the shit outta him.

[tremendously-crazy]

sometimes, i forget that people ship sherlock holmes with characters other than watson. genuinely startles me

[kosherkept]

i cannot believe (yes i can) that years of saying "hey maybe we should have jewish actors play jewish characters" led to people throwing fits on twitter over the mother mary, *THE* jewish woman (to gentiles), being casted as a jew. uhg

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade: Most people already know that we're socially awkward.

Logan: What they don't know is that we're privately awkward as well.

Althea, from her spot on the sofa: Is that why Wade's been sitting on your lap for over an hour now and you're not even asking him to move?

[myremnantarmy]

“𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘐 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘔𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨."

[madmadmarie]

one of my aunts made an instagram account a few months ago only so she could like my posts on my art account and i just saw she started liking some of my mutuals’ posts as well and idk this is so funny to me but also sweet haha shoutout to my aunt

[ratatatastic]

maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)

the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

[confusedtravelermari]

me starting gundam 1979: damn they’re rly gonna make this neurodivergent kid pilot a giant robot lol

gundam (gripping me by the shoulders): what if there existed a form of neurodivergence that was widely misunderstood in-universe and mischaracterized as the ability to pilot Big Robots Good thus spurring attempts to weaponize it and even induce it artificially in order to produce better child soldiers

me: what the fuck

[bismutharts]

this zine may not be about you. for a long time these thoughts were in my brain but only to lovingly yell at my friends. this zine may be about you but not helpful to you at this time. i hope it's helpful to some though.

if you like this zine you may also like the body neutrality movement. and the song "can't go back" by the crane wives, which i kinda quoted as well. leave the rest behind.

this is part of my project to make a zine a day in april

some things that didn't fit in this zine were:

you gotta learn. you gotta learn that learning doesn't mean feeling bad.

it doesn't help you act right to feel bad about previous things. guilt is useful to a point. that point is reached when you know what you did wrong

[elflutter]

one of these days the tva is going to leave a cat!wolverine variant outside wade and logan's apartment door just to fuck with them

logan is offended that this is meant to be a version of him. "i'm nothin' like that damn cat!" he claims, pointedly ignoring all the scratch marks he'd left around the apartment before catverine showed up and added her own, smaller ones

when he thinks wade isn't looking, logan does give the cat excellent head scratches. mary puppins is thrilled to have a "friend"

[genvgayby]

I love how jordan just waltzes in to save marie and marie is genuinely confused by their kindness? obviously she didn’t need saving but like this is the first time jordan shows up for her. and then jordan nonchalantly giving marie a towel is so 🥹🥹🥹 sweet. not to mention that jordan isn’t at all freaked out about what marie just did. jordan thought it was cool. besides marie could probably count the number of people who think her powers are cool on one hand.

[kermit-coded]

like... the fact that he didn't even go in for a kiss. he just holds her. god.