#marauders fandom is so stupid

[sevwords]

marauders fandom: james bullied snape because snape was a death eater and blood purist!

lily: leave him (snape) alone. what’s he done to you?

james: well, it’s more the fact that he exists, if you know what i mean…

marauders fandom: nooo, james bullied snape because snape was a death eater and blood purist 😭

lily: you think you’re funny. but you’re just an arrogant, bullying toerag, potter. leave him alone.

james: i will if you go out with me, evans. go on… go out with me and i’ll never lay a wand on old snivelly again.

marauders fandom: b-but james-

[outromoony]

Remus: I think my biggest fear is that he’ll love someone else, and I’ll have to pretend I’m happy for him.

Sirius: My biggest fear is that he’ll never know how much of my heart he already owns.

[dancerinthesky]

Someone: Awh, cute dog :) is he adopted?

Padfoot:

Regulus:

Regulus: No, this is my biological dog.

[poitionsprince]

Things a random person is trying to claim canon on Snape and the Marauders over one of my videos since I can't fall asleep cus of sickness + they are EXTREMELY stupid for a 17yo:

Severus tried to kiss Lily by force. (???)

The worst memory happened because of he wouldn't leave Lily alone (??? He didn't even talk with her before it started and they were BEST FRIENDS)

James was "provoked" and did it to "protect his girlfriend from the enemy" (the "gf" in question which hated him and refused to date him till their 7th year, and the enemy being her best friend)

Severus physically hit children (only happened in the movies where his character was cut by more then half ☠)

Physically abused Harry for 7 years (girl do you know how to read?)

He was a stalker (??? Mixing him much with the marauders who literally had a map that showed who is where and when? 🤨)

Severus called lily a slvt (what even???l

She said Severus trying to apologize for using the word 'mudblood' is "guilt tripping" (you would've cried over him not apologizing, right? ☠)

Came to attack me for shipping Snupin as if that had anything to do with the convo lol (didn't have anything smart to say ig)

Continued it by saying that Remus was a marauder and that they all hated Snape - also untrue regardless, he was the only one to call him be his name and to feel bad for him, also the only one to not laugh at him at the worst memory.

They said they're 17 yet they're fighting me like a 12 yo ☠

"I've read the book 4 times" girl who gave you the knockoff version ☠

The video in question was a joking vid over people hating Snape-defenders and Harry being the 1# defender, nothing more.

[blepsalot]

"Marauders era" people are some of the dumbest individuals, I swear.

They say they don't support jk terflings views, even when she has directly stated that liking her work is an endorsement of them, but continue to post about and publicly like them, without even thinking that this, and the loser millennials, is how jk gets her platform these days.

And most of them seem to be gay or poc or some other minority that the owner of their beloved intellectual property fucking hates, and I'm just there like "my guy. have you not read this poem?"

but no, when you confront them about it, they're just like "iT cOmFoRtS mE, lEt Me HaVe My CoMfOrT tHiNg" and, speaking as a former hp autistic kid, I just have to laugh. Yeah, it was upsetting, letting go of my childhood hyperfixation, but I didn't even know I was trans then. I did it because I didn't want to let this POS hag hurt more people, and I still feel terrible about all the money I spent on merch, and how I even wrote her a fan letter when I was about 8. But these are grown-ass people, or at least 14+, on the internet, they have full access to all the reasons why jk terfling sucks, and yet just... They ignore it. They ignore it for their "comfort thing", and some of them even talk about reclaiming it. My friends, you can only "reclaim" after jk terfling's copyright expires, which isn't for..... Oh, another hundred years or so, I don't think. So put the "dead gay wizards" down and read better books, please.

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

jilypad but lily thinks she's joining into the established prongsfoot reactionship...while neither james nor sirius know that they(prongsfoot) are dating

[solisitude]

I will never understand those people that are like "oh you like x character? yk they would hate you/call you a slur/tell you to kill yourself" because like. its a fucking fictional character. good thing you'll NEVER HAVE TO FIND OUT bc they are FICTIONAL.

[rosekillerbf]

regulus “secretly a swiftie” black x james “loudly and obsessively a swiftie” potter

[thessynyx]

Remus sneezes when he’s in direct sunlight. no I will not be taking questions at this time.

[siriuslygay1981]

JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER

[james-potters-dps-dvd]

Sirius: How does this shirt look, Moony?

Remus: It looks great, Sirius! I wish I could pull that off.

Sirius: Go ahead

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

[sorin-in-the-sixth-sense]

GOD THE MARAUDERS FANDOM IS PISSING ME OFF

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

the fanon v canon argument in the marauders tiktok!fandom fuckin astounds me

we are literally talking about harry potter’s dad’s friends

like??

“bUt ThEy wOUld iT dO tHat iN cAnoN!!”

J. K. Rowling literally wants us all dead or sent to the moon or whatever shit the mold on her walls whisper to her as she sleeps

[lunar-skylar]

As a person who doesn’t even like Snape, I cannot for the life of me take it seriously when fellow Snape dislikers say “Oh, Snape bullied kids so f him, he’s irredeemably and so evil” but than have a horde of different Death Eaters as their favorites or tagged as pro in their post.

It’s just like…babes…are you serious? Are we just going to skirt around who your other favorites are, here? Let’s not pretend like they’re not all a bunch of fascist in a cult, terrorizing and killing innocent men, women, and children, alike. Especially Barty freaking Crouch, he is literally shown going out of his way to get Harry, a child, murdered.

Like I really can’t comprehend this. Are you saying that bullying kids is worse than trying to murder said kids, and their loved ones? Cuz that’s literally what it sounds like 😭

[mikalilys]

I absolutely HATE when people see their favourite character making a bad decision/messing up/having questionable morals in a fic and go

“that’s not my sweet little -name- they’re perfect and can’t do any wrong and this fic is now horrible because I don’t agree with how you wrote the characters”

like your right that’s not your sweet little -name- it’s theirs!! It’s the person who wrote the bloody fics characterisation and if you don’t like it then don’t read it omg

[g3othermal3scapism]

baby’s first marauders fanart