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dev patel really said "i support trans ppls rights....... trans ppls rights to kill bigots with guns and metal pipes and chairs and cool knives'' anyway watch monkey man
#dev patel#monkey man#fuckin stellar movie a+ would recommend#dev patel is not trans but almost every other member of his murder crew is#they kill those bastards John Wick style#monkey man (2024)#theo.txt
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Good to know, Wade, good to know.
#wade's become even more flirtatious these days#logan then puts on a murderous expression#the sole purpose of which is to hide his blush#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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Forgive me.
#I built a wall and staged a baby murder in Minecraft to make this#epic the musical#odysseus epic#the odyssey#the horse and the infant#just a man#epic the musical fanart#art#fan art#digital art#procreate art#artists of tumblr#rustic space doodles#cw baby death#?#I feel like this DEFINITELY needs warnings but uh#idk what they are so if I miss one#my bad y’all#cw blood#cw war#cw murder
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If Cazador ever commented on Astarions companions (instead of just ignoring them which ultimately leads to his downfall) he'd be pretty flabbergasted to see the durge he definitly has heard of innit
#also it'd be hella funny#imagine losing ur sacrificial lamb/rebellious son and he comes back with a paramour that has murder in his job description#get fd old man#cazador szarr#my art#durge#bg3#baldurs gate 3#dark urge#astarion#riz'zodan#durgestarion
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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Vanessa's first impression on Mike in the FNAF movie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#VANESSA is so interesting in the fnaf movie#like rewatching it knowing her goals is so cool#cause you can see on her face she’s lying and or thinking other stuff#SO I CAN only imagine she her first thoughts were of Mike#she was probably so ready to deal with Mike as she had with other night guards#only to be faced with this sleepy docile dude#her plans must of gotten sm harder#her need for friendship really outweighed her need to impress her father#who would win murder man or one sleepy guy?
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something about first impressions idk
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#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#xmen#xmen movies#xmen first class#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#just gonna end up redrawing all of first class at this point just watch#this was the thing i was drawin when my cmoputer freaked. i miss the other charles i doodled </3 i liked it a lil more but oh well#hiiiii i just finished watching speak no evil ..... really good movie me thinks .... james mcavoy still has incredibly bright eyes#ill never be over how theyre so blue no matter the lighting. hence why we're gathered here today jLAjaelvk#like thatd simply be all i could think about if i got wrangled out of my revenge murder plan by this man#this was a goofy impromptu thing cause im still blanking on bigger stuff but this was still silly and fun to doodle#also can anyone tell i really like drawing profiles ... cause i do ....#ok im sleepy goodnight
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he just wants cuddles
#big puppy murder ghost man#can you tell im getting obsessed with this game#got lazy with the colouring sry ಥ⌣ಥ#mr crawling#homicipher mc#homicipher#fanart#sad draws#sad ocs
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shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history
#BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES#PLEASE tell me about vintage female detectives and their wives so i can make a lesbian version that includes velma and daphne#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#hercule poirot#arthur hastings#poirot x hastings#agatha christie#arthur conan doyle#knives out#glass onion#benoit blanc#wake up dead man#rian johnson#murder mystery
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Joker: Just one bad day.
Tim: That's ridiculous
Joker: That's all it tak-
Tim: A whole day???
Joker: What?
Dick: what?
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Joker: The day thing is supposed to be really short, like its- its supposed to surprise you, your supposed to say Just One Day!!?? 'o' surely not!
Jason: Wha, how did you say that?
Tim: Dude, I'd only need like 5 minutes
Dick: FIVE??
Joker: W- I-
Tim: They don't even have to be bad
Joker: I dont-
Tim: Like, 5 really annoying minutes
Dick: Tim-
Tim: I'd kill all of you.
#tim drake#red robin#robin#chaotic tim drake#rr#batfam#unhinged tim drake#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#murder the joker#joker#Jason: My man!
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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I love how Bedelia is like “If you release Hannibal he is going to kill me and a bunch of other people” and Will is like “Tehee I know” 🤭
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#murder husbands#will graham#Will Graham supporting his husband’s murderous ways#Will Graham is petty#I love evil Will#Will Graham is a petty motherfucker#honestly I support it#I support Will Graham’s rights and wrongs#Will Graham loves Hannibal Lector#He’s in denial but this proves it#Will Graham is jealous#and possessive#hannibal lecter#Just a autistic man and his court mandated psychopath#(Hannibal isn’t exactly a psychopath but it’s just funny to say)
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Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.
#click for better quality!#Rex can't catch a fucking break man#All these Jedi do is eat hot chip. throw him over a cliff and flirt with the enemy.#Apologies if the armor is scuffed idk how perspective works#I'd do one version with Padme but her headdress looks mortifying to draw from this angle#'i'm not calling you good boy Ani you just fucking murdered an entire tuskan village. the woman and the children too!'#Okay that made me cackle.#captain rex#the clone wars#swtcw#star wars the clone wars#clone wars#tcw#ct 7567#TCW Captain Rex#TCW CT 7567#anakin skywalker#star wars anakin#TCW Anakin Skywalker#sw tcw fanart#the clone wars fanart#tcw fanart#clone wars meme#clone wars fanart#could be tagged as ship? Idk idc but this was drawn with platonic rl in mind#Graye's Art#ask to tag#Graye Draws
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will's ass got him fighting for his life 😭😭
#my man is struggling to hold himself together#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannigram#will graham#hannibal lecter#murder husbands#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen
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data ghost tessa is an extremely fun idea
#shoving her into uzis mindscape too. its a whole party in there#i dont actually know how to dance or what dancing looks like i just copied one of the poses i think#i dunno man i just felt like drawing. its four in the morning and i cant sleep#something something halloween spirit#im too tired to think of anything else to say#art#murder drones#murder drones cyn#murder drones flesha#murder drones tessa#one day ill feel comfortable drawing non shadow tessa. not today though
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someone asked gege what is female gaze and as an answer he created geto suguru
#LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!#rumour has this that this beautiful silk haired of a man is a cult leader and mass murderer can you believe it???#hbd to geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#geto suguru#getou suguru#jjk 0 movie#jjk s2#jjk anime#2k#3k#4k#5k#6k#7k
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