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Avengers: What is your biggest weakness?

Thunderbolts: I can be uncooperative.

Avengers: Okay, can you give me an example?

Thunderbolts: No.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

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i think we all skimmed over the fact that

“do you know what happens if we stimulate your prostate gland with a cattle prod? hannibal does.”

is a canon line from the show

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Priorities.

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Misgendered by a woman with a protect the dolls tshirt

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Me @ the thunderbolts men

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"I meant Handmaid's Tale as a warning not an instruction manual"

Margaret Atwood

The fact that in both the episode and in the current irl situation, it's a black woman is not lost on some of us...

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LMFAO

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if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

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sometimes i forget nbc hannibal is like. a show that normal people watch. and not just the strange gay people in my phone who post about hannigram fucking nasty. like my friends mom watched the fucking show. thats terrifying

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x13 - “The Wrath of the Lamb”

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Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect