maynardotheratman

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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And I’ve been a forest fire

I am a forest fire

And I am the fire and I am the forest

And I am a witness watching it

I stand in a valley watching it

And you are not there at all

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I’m so glad season 2 finally put to rest the “Vander didn’t care about Powder as much as Vi” rumors.

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“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm

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“Isha’s sacrifice was in vain”

No it’s not. She didn’t want to kill Warwick. She just wanted to save Jinx.

And she did.

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I love how Jinx enters the battle for the Hexgate right after Ambessa’s smug “Still a fox” line to Mel. The implication being “you’re not a wolf so you don’t have what it takes to beat me.”

And then Jinx flies in and starts rolling over Ambessa’s army on a balloon….with bunny ears on it.

Jinx said “hey fuck your animal metaphors get wrecked by a rabbit, bitch.”

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too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem

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Since apparently the cut Timebomb scenes in the finale included a montage of them working together as a parallel to the montage in 2x7, I’m imagining a parallel to this part of that scene, except they’re at a little shrine for Isha

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I need her lips on me like she has them on that cigarette

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I bring a certain "goes nonverbal and follows around the one person i know" type of energy to the party, that makes all the bad bitches go "aww, she's so cute, can we pet her???"

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I found this banger of a Bible verse yesterday which I think applies to current events

“You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter.”

‭‭James‬ ‭5‬:‭5‬, ‘Warning to Rich Oppressors���