maynardotheratman

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I hate when people get on your back about a ship because it's 'toxic' like bro i said they are in love not that they should be.

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Me rewatching the Vi and Sevika fight scene as a fully realized lesbian: Actually, I support women on women violence

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It’s so funny to me that of all Zaunites, Sevika was the one who got stuck representing them on the council. Like, this woman has decades worth of unresolved trauma, uncontrollable older-sister instincts, and a metal arm. Who though appointing her would be a good idea?

But anyways I need about ten seasons of an Office-style sitcom that’s literally just Sevika calling the councilors on their bullshit and becoming besties with Mel.

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well i guess that's fine

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Hakoda, to team avatar: This weekends safety briefing;

Hakoda: Don't add to the population--i'm not ready for grandkids, don't subtract from the population--i don't feel like hiding a body.

Hakoda: Don't end up in the hospital, newspapers, or jail.

Hakoda: If you end up in jail establish dominance quickly.

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atla tweets but it's just zuko being a simp

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Katara: Everyone, there's something we need to tell you. Zuko and I are dating.

Aang: Yeah. We know.

Toph: I’ve known for the last few years.

Suki: You two are inseparable.

Zuko: Years? We've only been dating for a few weeks!

Sokka: Then what the hell were you doing before that?!

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Zuko, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Katara: Yeah, Zuko will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

Zuko: Exactly, I will straight up-

Zuko, tearing up: Katara, why would you say that?!

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Zuko: so uh– Katara would you like to stay for dinner?

Uncle Iroh from the kitchen: would you like to stay forever?

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so what? 😠

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Katara: Mama didn't raise no bitch. We keep going.

Zuko: No, no, Mama raised a bitch. We shouldn't.

Azula: Mama didn't raise anybody actually, Mama was absent.

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Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls

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- so i just saw an hexstrap ad on tiktok. yeah.

yk what hell yeah. ts looked realistic af too. just sucks that it’s so expensive dude.

flying hexgates they said.

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it’s not just the fact that isha sacrificed herself, it’s the fact that she didn’t even hesitate. not even for a single moment. she was a child, yet the instant she saw jinx in danger she immediately ran to protect her, even if it wasn’t her job, even if she was the one who was supposed to be protected. she loved her so fucking much she was GLAD to sacrifice herself for her. isha, a little girl, died happy knowing she had been loved by jinx and had loved her in return with her whole heart. the love isha had for jinx was pure and fierce and without limits. i will never recover from this.

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my wife and my kid guys