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I only follow virgins..are you one?

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imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell

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US Map according on a Sri Lankan news channel.

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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

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Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

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The UK, as seen by an Italian school textbook.

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Let's play truth or dare, like old times.

Yin Anan as JACK and War Wanarat as JOKER JACK & JOKER | EP. 9

— for @srnileforme

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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

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baaulps LEGENDARY girl scout cookies rant Please ignore the liveleak footage

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Here are some cute otters to brighten your day.

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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it

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*emerges from kitchen, staggering and covered in blood* i made luk chup (ลูกชุบ)

luk chup (ลูกชุบ) are thai desserts made of sweet mung bean paste dipped in agar agar jelly. you might remember them from Until We Meet Again! they're a real pain in the ass to make... but it was a fun experience?

(ignore my stupid-ass blueberries, i couldn't get the shape right)

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my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular