#mammon.exe

[dykeobsidianblock]

Mammon having a praise kink due to being insulted by his brothers alot, so whenever hes alone with you he craves being complimented and called a good boy in bed

He wants to be pampered and cared for while being fucked, craving your praises when he makes you feel just right

He loves body worship, he doesn’t mind giving, but he heavily prefers receiving, it feeds into his ego and makes him feel good about himself

Mammon very rarely tops or doms, wanting you to take the lead a majority of the time, if he does manage to top or dom, he still wants you to praise and compliment him while doing so

He wears a collar and leash during sex, loving the way it makes him feel controlled by you

[love-fictional-ppl]

Hello again! I have another idea for you, what about the reaction of the brothers when MC wears something slutty specifically to rile them up? Thank you for answering my previous request, have a nice day! 💐💐

Ofcc and love this idea😼

Older Brothers Reactions to MC Wearing Lingerie

Part 2 & part 3

Summary: look at the request

Pairings: Lucifer x fem!MC, Mammon x fem!MC, Leviathan x fem!MC

Warnings: language, sexual themes, lingerie, sub!levi, mams thinks wit his dick,etc.

He hadn’t been paying you much attention lately, you had started to feel a bit lonely. You weren’t really sure on how to get his attention. Talking to Thirteen she gave you some advice.

“Wear something slutty. He’ll love it, at the very least you’ll get his attention like you wanted.”

You contemplated the idea for awhile before actually deciding to go through with it. You went to Devil’s Secret to find lingerie he would like, you wound up pick a simple lacy one in his favorite color.

When you went home you immediately went to your room to change, then you waited.

Lucifer:

Part 2

Tbh he probably didn’t even mean to neglect you.

Does some evil smirk when he sees you and takes off his gloves like a movie villain

Honestly though prepare for him to punish you, iykyk

You definitely succeeded in getting his attention because after that he started buying you more lingerie and some other things

Might wind up giving you flowers as a genuine apology

10/10 recommend, bae be looking out

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Mammon:

Mammon.exe has stopped working

Instantly is hard. Pounds you into the mattress

Honestly wear a bunch of jewelry and he’ll lose his mind.

After fucking you good apologizes for not spending time with you, he probably was just caught up with loan sharks, school, and Lucifer.

Will take you to the casino with him for a ‘date’ later on.

9/10 recommend

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Leviathan:

Nose starts bleeding instantly and he passes out.

Lure him into his bathtub/bed and ride him🙏🏻 make sure to tell him what he did wrong

Baby probably was ignoring you on accident because of the new expansion in his game or he was binging a anime that just came out.

if you don't take control of the situation he will just shut down.

9/10 recommend

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sry this took me a min to make i've been caught up with school, part 2 coming soon!

[r0-boat]

I'm genuinely surprised how many people would work a part-time job in hell This is for you

Whb Demon Kings discovering that MC is working a part-time job

Satan

It's like when your bestie pulls up on your lunch to bother your ass. This motherfucker would go through the drive-thru on His motorcycle to fuck with you and try to get your number with a stupid ass smile in his face. You're demon co-workers fucking cackling their ass off as Satan pretends he doesn't know you So he can get your number. He becomes friends with all of your co-workers. Wants to hang out with you and all of your coworkers after work.

Mammon

Mammon.exe stopped working

does not compute

working a job that pays pretty much pennies. Like why???? He genuinely cannot comprehend??? If you wanted a job okay he will provide you all of the greatest jobs that he could offer. Not even that-if you want money, he will gladly pay and give you an allowance if that's what you want. Is it because you're bored? Oh yes, it must be because you just want the experience of working like a commoner As well as gets even more money! Oh yes very greedy indeed..., of course; how could he have possibly not thought of that before?

Leviathan

"I don't care"

He has stayed up all night knowing your schedule. He knows that you've been hiding something from him. Jokes on you; he already knows about your stupid fucking secret. How dare you keep that from him!!! After he did a background check on the company, The employees, the manager, and any customer that spoke more than A few words to you on your first shift. He even comes in as a customer because he got jealous of how many devils that aren't him you see daily at your shift.

Beelzebub

You're most frequent customer, orders everything He can or request anything just to keep you in his gaze. Honestly he doesn't really do anything besides be there to watch you. And he tips you. He's there so often that your co-workers recognize him and frequently joined in to the workplace gossip. Probably has inside jokes from there too. Honestly the first king to realize you had a part-time job and he was extremely chill about it. He does ask when you get off every single day because he wants to take you somewhere after work.

Lucifer

He would rather you work under him and if he ever want to change your jobs he will pay much more and give you any amount of hours you want any days off you want. But if you say no not like he'll be upset. If you're happy with your job then who is he to stop you. But his proposition will always be open.

If you do work under him... ;)

Belphegor

Part of him is upset that you won't spend time with him as much but another part of him is excited. You're such a hard worker. He heard from other demons that humans like working he didn't know it was He only knows about an inkling of what the other kings are liked you even with Mammon's giant piggy bank of gold you still want to work? Respect.

He really likes that drive. Don't mind him if he (tries) to give you a massage after work.

[crazyforbarbatos]

Obey Me! Reactions: Seeing their crush wearing their clothes

Prideful. But is that really a surprise? Luci would smile when you exit his room wearing only his shirt and a pair of shorts. Of course, he wasn’t going to let you change elsewhere. There was some prying eyes just waiting for an opportunity to sneak a peak. And he wasn’t going to let that happen. But like a proper gentleman, he’d stand outside his room and wait for you to come out. 

“I want to be the only one who sees you like this, Y/N.”

Mammon.exe has stopped working. You look so !!! what is going to do? WHY WON’T HIS HEART STOP BEATING SO FAST!!?? His cheeks are going to be so red! But he’s not blushing because you’re in only his shirt! If you need anything, he’ll go get it for you! There’s no need for his brothers to see you like this. Remember, Y/N. They’re demons! Well…he is too, but that’s totally not the point! 

“The Great Mammon will keep you safe!”

I’m sure he would faint or secretly fanboy over you. His face would be really red. And he might get a nosebleed. He never thought that you would want to borrow clothes from an icky otaku like him! But you did and wow he can’t contain the emotions in his chest that threaten to flow out. And when you thank him, he short-circuits. 

“O-Of course! W-What are f-friends for!”

At first Satan would not think anything of it. It’s just clothes. But when he’d see you wearing his signature sweater, he would find it hard to keep composure. You look so-wow. All other words seemed to escape him. And when you started commenting on your sweater paws and letting out a cute “meow”, he had to turn around to keep you from seeing the blush rising on his face. 

“Y/N, you will be the death of me.”

Heart-eyes. He’ll respectfully admire your curves as you enter his room wearing his shirt. It looks so good on you! Do you like that brand? He’ll get you some just like it so you two could match! 

“You look so adorable, Y/N!”

He would be all smiles as you walk in and join him in the kitchen. You looked really cute in his clothes. He had chosen a simple t-shirt (he knew that it would look like a dress on you) and some shorts for you. Honestly you two together like this felt right and homey.

“That looks good on you. Do you want to keep it?”

He would not react right away. He couldn’t let you see how you were affecting him. So when you joined him in his bed, he pulled you close as he always did. Your fingers would tangle in his hair as he buried his face in your shoulder. His heart was thumping in his chest. How could you look so good in his onesie? 

“Is it comfortable enough, Y/N?”

[ur-dad-satan]

MC was helping Solomon test some potions for their class when he hands them a bright orange potion in a sciency looking flask and tells them to drink it. Once they do, there are no physical changes, but MC feels strong. Through trial and error, the two find out that MC is now inhumanly strong, and they just had to show the brothers. This is how I think the brothers would react to MC picking them up and putting them on their hip.

*.*.*.*.*. (the oldest 4 bros)

Lucifer

Mc walked up to Lucifer in his office and asked him to stand. Questioningly, he did as he was asked; he was completely shocked when MC lifted him up with ease and placed him on their hip as if he was a small child.

His cheeks would tint a light red with blush because of the compromising position.

"MC... what the fuck? How are you able to lift me?"

He would be upset at Solomon for giving MC a potion he didn't know the effects of.

He would ask MC how they feel and if they feel sick in any way.

"Don't ever speak a word of this to anyone."

MC will go to put him down, but he'll tighten his grip just a little bit and say: "Just a bit longer since we're here."

He would wrap his legs around MC and kiss their forehead/face/neck sInCe He'S tHeRe.

Mammon

MC opened their door and saw Mammon just in their room. He wasn't looking through their stuff or trying to hide, he was just there on MC's bed waiting for them. Once asked why he was there, he got up and MC immediately picked him up and placed him on their hip.

Mammon.exe has stopped working.

"AAAHH?!"

He immediately starts blushing.

He would start squirming to get away but end up failing.

MC would ask if he doesn't like it, but he would be quick to set the record straight and kiss their cheek.

"I don't hate it, but ya gotta warn me next time! I was caught off guard." and he would pout again.

Leviathan

MC would go to Levi's room and see him playing a game on the floor. Once asking him if he's comfortable, and receiving a "no, not really" in response, MC picked him up and placed him on their hip.

It takes him a full minute to realize what just happened.

Oh no... our Levi! He's broken!!

He would not be able to look at MC for a while; that boy would stutter and blush like no one's ever blushed or stuttered before.

"M-M-M-MC!?" Way louder that he meant to.

His nose might bleed.

He didn't know he liked this so much...

He would 100% be too flushed to move and end up staying there for a while.

He would look back on it later and realize that he actually really enjoyed that.

Satan

MC would get a text from Satan simply saying "I'm in my room. Help." So, they go to Satan's room and find him struggling under a pile of fallen books. They would help him and instead of offering him their hand, MC would pick Satan up and put him on their hip.

"...MC? Do you really have no regard for your life?"

He would get really upset for a moment but calm down almost as quick as he got mad.

He would detect the magic coming from MC and immediately ask how and why?

Then of course he would threaten Solomon's life.

He would start trying to escape by wiggling and swinging his arms around and pushing himself away from MC.

It won't work and he'll eventually give up.

Will allow it if MC does him a "favor" or two.

He'll actually like it and want more but not tell MC. They have to guess.

15 notes and I'll do 4 more characters <3

[prideofcelestia]

❝calling him daddy❞

« characters - demon brothers »

« gender neutral reader »

« headcanons »

« warnings -> suggestive content »

« repost from my previous account :") »

One of your spells went really wrong. Since it’s your first time with it, you have no idea of the consequences. The effects only kick in when it’s time for dinner and you are completely out of it.

You mistake his lap for your seat. When you hear a sharp gasp behind you, you look at him hazily and grin.

One word escapes your lips.

Daddy.

LUCIFER

• Scowls.

• Your eyes widen when you feel something hard against your thigh.

• You look at him meaningfully and clap your hands, “Lucifer junior!”

• Silence.

• More silence, broken occasionally by muffled laughter.

• You try to grope him but he captures your hand firmly.

• His grimace slowly turns into a smirk.

• “You look like you could use some punishment. Daddy will take care of you.”

• The brothers try and fail to stop him.

MAMMON

• Moans loudly.

• Realises and starts to complain to cover it up.

• Gets a little scared and very turned on when you look at him.

• He gulps, pleading in his mind for you to never get up.

• He stops being a brat although you actually take him seriously. His lap will be cold!

• Mammon.exe combusts when you giggle, “Tee hee ~” and run a finger down his lips.

• Horny grip on his trousers.

• Gets irritated and holds you unconsciously when his brothers try to get you off.

• “If the human wants to stay there, let them.”

• Whispers privately to you, “A-ah ya can call me that more often, y’know?”

LEVIATHAN

• Gasps.

• D-D-Da-…!! Waaaah he can’t say it!!

• Y-Y-You didn’t mean to sit on his lap, right?

• No he doesn’t think that the gesture was meant for one of his brothers.

• You tilt your head and part your lips, “Levi~ why don’t you try cuddling up to me instead of your Ruri-chan body pillow, tonight?”

• Are you talking in some new cursed tongue? Levi.exe cannot process. Error 69.

• He blushes profusely, blood gushing out of his nose, when he visualises it.

• The fact that you are pressing your chest against his face isn’t helping either.

• The brothers try to get him free.

• You are killing the poor boy. Please, get off.

SATAN

• Stares at you gravely.

• What is the meaning of this?

• He may call you kitten but should you take it so literally? Also, did you have to choose that exact moment to be so bold?

• You look at him and go, “Nyah~”

• Your hands are outstretched as paws under your chin.

• Scratch that. Scratch him.

• Perfect timing actually.

• He picks you up bridal style in his arms.

• “I have plans with [Name]. So we will get going.”

• His brothers make sure that the plans get delayed.

• You meow throughout the chaos, so he can’t really complain.

ASMODEUS

• He is grinning.

• Oh, you took too long to say it but he’s glad you finally see him for who he is~

• Wraps his arms around you and is glad when you return the gesture.

• Ah, your smile is so seductive~ He is going to show you how he can make those lips whimper with delight.

• The others realise that something is wrong with you so they try to disentangle you from him.

• Turns out to be a chore because his grip is too firm for someone so petite.

• Tsks his brothers. Back off, bitches!

• “If they want it, I will give it to them!”

BEELZEBUB

• Stops chewing. Smiles innocently.

• It’s kinda awkward for everyone.

• He gives you a huge bear hug.

• Call him that again, [Name]!

• Asmo showed him some documentaries where the guy liked being called Daddy~. They also rewarded their partner.

• Do you like him? He is so happy!

• When his brothers try to get you off, he struggles.

• No, he isn’t done talking to you!

• Invites you to come to his room so you two can continue your conversation.

• He doesn’t mean any harm but his behaviour looks very shady given the circumstances.

• The brothers are conflicted about their next move.

BELPHEGOR

• Was sleeping so his vision is also blurry.

• Did you call him daddy?

• Why are you looking at him like Asmo looks at himself?

• Wait that’s a good thing.

• When you bite your lips and giggle childishly, he stares suspiciously at you.

• Smirks.

• He’s benefitting so what does it matter?

• When his brothers try to get you off of him, he rolls his eyes.

• “Let’s go to the attic, [Name], away from prying eyes. I will show you who daddy is. ”

[celestialfantasiess]

Mammon x gn!reader (incorrect quote)

satan: who's turn is it to stop mammon?

mc: it's mine

mc, walks over and kisses mammon:

mammon.exe has stopped working

mc: that was easy

[devildomsoup]

Mammon: *about to do something stupid.

Satan: Who is going to stop him?

MC: I got this. Hey Mammon!

Mammon: Yeah?!

MC: You're cute!

Mammon.exe has stopped working

[mammoney-22]

Found this in my drafts so here lol

Headcanon that my MC is straight up an animal magnet. Almost every time they go out, they come back with something. As a result HOL is always crawling with critters they're trying to find homes for -and a few permanent residents because someone got too attached.

Minor edits made May 31st. Mainly grammatical stuff.

At first a few of the brothers were pretty fed up. But anytime a threat of any kind was made towards the animals MC just appeared out of thin air with the most terrifying expression on their face.

*random goat that followed them home, currently eating Beel's snacks -package and all*

Beel, about to lose his shit: How would you feel if I ate you?!

MC leaning into the room, smiling: I'll replace your snacks, but touch the goat and I'll make a real nice roast outta you.

Beel and the goat actually became bffs after this.

Satan sitting in the common room, book in one hand, scruffed puppy in the other: This is the last time you interrupt my reading you little runt!

MC wrapping their arms around his neck from behind, whispering softly: Put the puppy down, Satan.

Satan, slowly setting the pup back on the couch: When- how- ?!

MC: I was summoned.

He still thinks cats are better, but he definitely cried when the puppy left.

Mammon gently yeeting a rabbit (did not hurt it dw) when he caught it eating his money: That's not lettuce ya dumb furball!

*turning around and seeing MC in the doorway*

Mammon: M-MC, um.. when did you get here?

MC, scooping up the rabbit: I mean this in the nicest way possible because I love you, throw her again, and I'll burn every Grimm of yours that I can find ❤

*Mammon.exe has stopped responding because they said they loved him while also threatening him*

He's not turned on or confused thank you

Won't admit he likes the bunny but MC catches him dressing her up in little yellow tinted sunglasses and gold chains like two days later.

*MC regularly comes to dinner with a snake wrapped around their neck or arms, sometimes a lizard tucked in their hoodie pocket, or some strange insect/arachnid perched on their shoulder*

Levi:

Simply stops functioning because not only are you nice to him, but you seem to appreciate the more widely considered 'strange' creatures as much as he does

Generally asks to hold said creature

And take pictures -of you holding the thing obviously

You just.. look so much cooler than him! Obviously.

Mammon:

Poor baby nearly shits himself when you sit next to him and he realizes there's some horrifying, eight legged, kitten-sized thing clinging to your shoulder

He tries to ignore it but he's leaning away from you the entire meal

"Ain't ya afraid of anything, human?!"

Lucifer:

Sincerely doesn't fucking care anymore.

He tried being mad for so long and you just ignored it

I mean, animals at the dinner table? C'mon MC.

Fuck it.

At least your little creatures are less rowdy than his brothers

Asmo

Do you care about him at all?!

Fear isn't good for him

Nor are gross things.

And that spiny, hissing thing clinging to your forearm was the definition of his bane

Satan

Thoroughly amused with his brother's reactions

Finds your creatures fascinating

Not fazed when one makes its way across the table and up his arm

This causes Asmo to nearly faint as the thing becomes much closer to him

Satan obviously shoves it in his face

Till MC basically rips his head off

They're delicate, he gets it now

Please stop lecturing him it's kinda scary

And hot?

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: I Love you

Mammon.Exe stopped working

[masterofdemons]

Mechanic!Mammon Headcanons

A/N: I saw a few Mechanic!Mammon posts and wanted to dive into that a little more since my partner irl used to be a mechanic. I’m not sure who originally came up with this idea but I hope you don’t mind this little expansion!

Mechanic!Mammon:

- Always has little traces of motor oil staining the creases of his knuckles that won’t come off no matter how many times he washes his hands. He’ll always be hounding MC for some lotion after scrubbing his hands for several minutes, claiming they’re dry, before slipping his signature rings back on.

- Is usually very clean, surprisingly, but still gets messy on most bigger jobs. He still insists on wearing white. He will still complain when he stains his white shirts. Be prepared to buy packs of white tee shirts for him.

- Will most definitely work on MC’s car for free. He’ll even try to come by the parts without MC having to pay for them. He won’t own up to any of this, though, and MC will assume they’re paying until the very end. He will make up an excuse about it, too. He didn’t do it because he cares or anything, so don’t get any funny ideas!

- Despite all of the things he’s had to sell in a pinch, he’s never sold his car(s) or tools to fix them. He doesn’t want to ever be in a position where he can’t drive anywhere, or fix the car(s) he loves. Mammon cares about things very much.

- Downloads MC’s favorite human music on his DDD to play in the car when they go on drives. He also definitely put those little lights in the floor board of the passenger seat to turn on when they’re in the car. MC is the only one who knows about them, though.

- Keeps a rag in his back pocket to wipe his hands on when he’s working on a car, and often forgets to take it out. It hangs out like a little tail. He will get extremely flustered if MC tugs it out of his pocket when they walk by and hand it to him.

- Asks MC what their favorite smell is so he can get an air freshener of it. Don’t bring it up to him. He may implode if he has to be put in that position.

- Sometimes will wear a beanie/backwards ballcap to get his hair out of his face if he’s looking down for a long period of time. He gets flustered and starts dropping tools when you stare, so be discreet.

- Wears the uniform shirt you got him (for Christmas awhile back ago) with his name embroidered onto it when he goes to car shows, but not when he works on cars. He treasures it too much to risk it getting stained or ripped. Again, if you point this out, he will deny it until you’re 6 feet under.

Bonus:

Mammon: *taps on MC’s window after changing their oil*

MC: *rolls their window down* “Yes?”

Mammon: *presents them with their oil clean oil stick, clearly wanting praise* “So, what’cha think? The Great Mammon pulled through for ya once again, huh?”

MC: *stares at the stick for the second, not knowing what they’re supposed to be looking for, before addressing the cheeky demon* “What would I do without you, Mammon?”

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Mammon: *walks in from running an errand with MC’s car* “Oi, MC, you need your tires rotated.” *starts walking away to get dressed so he can work on the car*

MC: *tries not to smile and to look serious* “Mammon, sweetie, they rotate while I’m driving. I don’t need to get them rotated.”

Mammon: *visibly freezes* Mammon.exe has stopped responding.

[dykeobsidianblock]

To start off, I should mention that theres a few different ways a demon/angel can scent you, either romantically, platonically or as a family member, each scent smells different, with romantic scents smelling more floral, platonic scents smelling more citrusy and familial scents smelling more woodsy, the brothers mainly scent you as a family member (specifically as a sibling) so you tend to smell very woodsy

The brothers scent you for different reasons, but all of the reasons stem from a genuine love for you, some scent you cause cause you remind them a bit like lillth, some cause they feel the same way about you as the rest of their siblings, and others cause they feel very protective of you

Lucifer is subtle about scenting you, often patting your head or shoulders as a way of scenting you, if asked about it he’ll deny it but most ppl can tell that its his scent on you

Mammon is less subtle, often scenting you while hugging or holding your hand, he lashes out when someone points it out w a blush on his face, but he wont deny it

Levi is embarrassed about scenting but often gets jealous if he smells his other brothers on you, which immediately rides over any amount of embarrassment he felt towards scenting you

Satan often scents you without realizing, he does it without second thought n will get flustered if u point it out but will get angry if anyone else does, he tends to scent you by headbutting

Asmo does it without care, wanting everyone to know that your HIS sibling, he feels prideful when ppl get overwhelmed when they smell his scent on you

Beel scents you without care, he doesnt care if ppl can smell his scent, hes very protective of his siblings and youre no exception

Belphie likes the fact that no matter what happens, at least one of his brothers’ scent is on you at all times, he finds it nice that u let them scent you, especially as their sibling, he usually only scents you by letting u wear his hoodies

They view you as their sibling, so they get very protective of you cause as far as theyre concerned, not only are they just a human, you is their human, they already claimed them as their younger sibling

The boys adore you alot and they wanna be close to you, so sometimes the demon brothers tend to fall into the “where they go, I go” mindset, occasionally finding themselves following after you like a giant shadow

[queenofmorningstar]

Ok, I finally got to that one chapter

MC woke up and decided to choose violence

Okay, I missed this side of Mammon. I was giggling the entire time

MC: *Shows slightest bit of affection*

*Mammon.exe has stopped working *

Levi: ugh, normies

[hymenpolice]

Mammon rudely interrupts you and Belphie. He gets roped in.

- Mildly dubious consent

- Gender neutral pronouns for reader

- Terms used for reader's genitals: cunt, pussy

- No mention of reader's chest

- DP, anal-centric

You half-buried your face into Belphie’s favourite pillow to muffle a groan. The demon’s tail curled into your peripheral vision as he fucked into your ass, much of his weight resting over your body while he buried his nose into your nape. You were kind of sleepy. Judging by his occasionally lethargic movements, so was he, but that was nothing out of the ordinary. You’d both been sleepy when you’d started, and it’d never fully dissipated.

You thought you might have heard something that wasn’t your or Belphie’s voices or the rustle of the bedsheets or a creak of the attic bed, but you couldn’t be bothered to pay it any mind, too busy whining at the feel of Belphie’s cock within you.

“What the hell do ya think you’re doing to ‘em?”

Your heart jumped into your throat as Belphie was unceremoniously pushed off you, out of you, and before you quite had time to register the movement, you found yourself off the bed and cradled in deceptively powerful arms, bundled in the blanket.

Your heart beat a mile an hour, any trace of the comfortable lethargy evaporated and replaced by mortification. You felt empty.

Belphie’s tail lashed behind him as he tucked himself away. “Nothing they didn’t want me to do.”

Mammon’s arms tightened around you, and he growled at Belphie. “Ya expect me to believe that?”

You kind of didn’t want to get into it, but you were also kind of in the middle of it, and you’d been rudely interrupted and also kind of just wanted to feel Belphie’s cock slide into you again so you put a hand on Mammon’s cheek to get his attention and looked him in the eye. “Are you sure you aren’t just jealous? Why would you still assume something like that about Belphie?”

Mammon’s eyes widened. “What do ya expect me to think, seeing him above you like that”—he glanced toward Belphie’s demon form—"and ya just lying still?"

You could see how the imagery could’ve been cause for concern, but things weren’t even remotely like that with Belphie anymore.

“Well, I wanted it”, you said, almost petulantly, and averted your eyes.

Mammon jolted in surprise. Belphie looked pissed.

“Just leave already, you idiot.”

“I’m not just leaving ‘em here like this! And who are ya calling an idiot?!”

You caught Belphie’s eye and pulled the saddest face at him.

His expression somehow darkened even further. “Just get out, Mammon.”

Mammon tucked you closer to his chest, and you sighed. This wasn’t going anywhere.

“Or you could stay”, you said sensibly, glancing at Belphie to gauge his reaction and widen your eyes at him like ‘it’s a solution’ and ‘just go along with it, please’ and ‘I’m sorry’.

When you glanced up, you found Mammon staring at you in alarm, face rapidly going red. “Wha-wha-what?!”

Belphie didn’t look any happier with the situation. “Fine.”

Mammon glanced between the two of you like a deer in headlights as Belphie approached. He stopped in front of Mammon, close enough that you could feel the press of his body through the blanket, and delved a hand under the blanket, slipping a couple of fingers into your ass. He stared at Mammon as though in challenge.

Mammon.exe seemed to have stopped working.

“Mammon, please”, you said, turning his face to you and kissing him. He was so tense but responded to the kiss, and when you retreated, he glanced between you and Belphie in bewilderment. From the corner of your eye, you spotted the annoyed lash of Belphie’s tail.

Belphie pulled his fingers out of you and very obviously undid his pants. He would fuck you even if Mammon insisted on holding you in his arms, no matter how frozen on the spot the second-eldest seemed.

“Mammon!” you whined and kissed him insistently, heatedly, moaning into his mouth when Belphie’s cock finally, fucking finally, pushed back into your ass.

Mammon inhaled sharply, then groaned, the tense energy bleeding out of his body. You wrapped your arms around his neck and deepened the kiss, then trailed little nibbles over his jaw to his neck, sucking and biting, your breath hitching in time with Belphie’s sharp thrusts. His lazy, languid energy was gone, replaced by annoyance that he all but took out on your ass, but you weren’t complaining.

You kept one hand behind Mammon’s neck, holding yourself close to him, and stuck the other between your bodies, having to contort oddly to find the waistband of his trousers and touch him through the tight material. He sucked in a breath. “What are ya...” he started, trailing off as you bit his neck and moaned over his words—"I want you in me", you responded, feeling Belphie’s grip on your hips tighten as he ground into you—"I want you both in me."

“Sounds like Mammon’s rubbing off on you”, Belphie chuckled. “Greedy.”

You snickered, burying your face in Mammon’s neck, trying to undo his fly with one hand while fucked by Belphie, which was easier said than done. Losing the button again, you groaned in frustration. “Let me down”, you told Mammon, and he lowered you to your feet.

Belphie slipped out of you, resting his chin on your shoulder and wrapping his arms around your waist. You briefly leaned your head against his.

Mammon was quick to help you with his trousers as soon as his hands were free. You lightly pumped his quickly hardening cock once, enjoying the flush creeping up to his ears as his gaze met yours. You leaned forward, linking your arms behind his neck. “Pick me up again.”

Belphie released you and Mammon helped you wrap your legs around his hips and held you there, but averted his eyes. “You’re the only human who I’d let boss me around like this”, he grumbled, bluster all but gone. It was delicious. You bit your lip and rubbed your sex against his cock, so wet the cock just slid through between your labia.

Belphie gave a put-upon sigh. “Just stick it in—” You could just hear the insult he’d bit off by snapping his jaws closed. The tip of his cock pressed against your asshole and he squeezed it in, easily sliding in to the hilt. “Oh, fuck, that feels so good”, you praised, throaty and finishing on a whine.

Mammon held you up with one hand and guided himself into your cunt with the other, expression going pinched as he bottomed out easily with how fucking turned on you were. He stuttered something, “Y-you’re so—”, bucking into you and moaning, and fucking hell, wasn’t that heady. “W-why are ya like that?” he asked, eyes darting to Belphie, and you didn’t know what he was going on about, but Belphie did. “They like it”, he said smugly, punctuating by thrusting into your ass.

Mammon froze, and in the next moment, you found you had much more bare skin to work with. Your first thought when you’d seen his demon form had been ‘man, put a damn shirt on’, but you were used to it by now. His gaze roved like he wasn’t sure where to put it. “Or is it just Belphie?”

You giggled, carding your fingers into the hair at the back of his head, curling your hand into a fist. His breath hitched, his eyes finding yours. “You did good.” You kissed him, circling the base of a serpentine streamer horn with a finger, savouring the ways their demon forms distinguished them from humanity. He moaned into your mouth, pulling you tight against him, thrusting into you completely off-beat with Belphie. Belphie dug his fingers into the flesh of your thighs, leaning heavily against your back.

You were so turned on, so loose and slippery, you didn’t even feel too full when they pushed into you simultaneously. It was perfect. Belphie’s movements were getting erratic, and he ground deep into you, stilling there and panting against the back of your neck. He leaned heavily against you, chin digging into your trapezius muscle. Mammon’s shallow thrusts into your cunt led to Belphie’s softening cock slipping out of you. He remained there a moment longer, then took his weight off you, puttering something behind you in the room, probably cleaning himself up.

You ground into Mammon’s cock, trying to get more. He bounced you on his cock. You tugged his hair. Belphegor returned, leaning heavily against your back. “Stop that”, Mammon growled. Belphie heeded him none, slipping his fingers into your ass, slick with lube and his come, pumping them roughly. “You looked like you needed some more...” he muttered to you, then: “Fuck their ass, they like that better” to Mammon. Belphie pulled his fingers out and dried them on your shirt. You tried to elbow him. “Come to bed when you’re done”, he said, yawning, and meandered over to the bed, getting comfortable cuddling his cow pillow. “Mammon can come too”, he mumbled.

You exhaled through your nose. “It’s true”, you admitted, lifting yourself off Mammon’s cock to let it slip out of your pussy. He lined it up with your asshole with a hand and sunk in, and you dropped your head against his shoulder, moaning a breathy “ffffuck.”

Mammon bucked into your ass. “Why does he know that but not me, huh?” he asked.

You lifted your gaze to him, blinking. “‘Cause you and I haven’t had sex before?”

He growled, clearly frustrated, and you raised your brows minutely, kissing him as punishingly as he fucked your ass, biting his lip and fisting both of your hands in his hair. You’d have to—when you weren’t on the verge of coming—you’d have to tell him he couldn’t have you in all the same ways everyone else did, too. You ground into him, keening, chasing the last edge. Panting, you tipped over it, your body tightening on Mammon’s cock and on empty, your pussy muscles contracting around nothing verging on the painful before the fluttering release. Mammon fucked through your aftershocks, curling his face into your shoulder when he released into you. You pet his hair, around his horns, turned to plant a kiss on his cheek.

He helped you clean up, and you helped him. You crawled into the bed, framing Belphie on your hands and knees. You nosed his cheek, planted a kiss on it. “I’m here”, you said under your breath, and he cracked open an eye enough to latch onto you, pulling you to his side. “Mammon, too”, you added, and Belphie reached out behind you, tugging Mammon right against you and into the cuddle pile.

Belphegor’s spiny, tufted tail wrapped over your legs. Mammon got comfortable, flopping a leathery wing over you and Belphie. You felt the wing with your fingers curiously, lethargically. You closed your eyes. Belphie nuzzled into you.

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[nwaml]

Going downstairs for breakfast only to find the seven rulers of hell screaming, panicking, head in the cereal bowls 'cause your hair is uncovered.