#mammon.exe has stopped working

[love-fictional-ppl]

Hello again! I have another idea for you, what about the reaction of the brothers when MC wears something slutty specifically to rile them up? Thank you for answering my previous request, have a nice day! 💐💐

Ofcc and love this idea😼

Older Brothers Reactions to MC Wearing Lingerie

Part 2 & part 3

Summary: look at the request

Pairings: Lucifer x fem!MC, Mammon x fem!MC, Leviathan x fem!MC

Warnings: language, sexual themes, lingerie, sub!levi, mams thinks wit his dick,etc.

He hadn’t been paying you much attention lately, you had started to feel a bit lonely. You weren’t really sure on how to get his attention. Talking to Thirteen she gave you some advice.

“Wear something slutty. He’ll love it, at the very least you’ll get his attention like you wanted.”

You contemplated the idea for awhile before actually deciding to go through with it. You went to Devil’s Secret to find lingerie he would like, you wound up pick a simple lacy one in his favorite color.

When you went home you immediately went to your room to change, then you waited.

Lucifer:

Part 2

Tbh he probably didn’t even mean to neglect you.

Does some evil smirk when he sees you and takes off his gloves like a movie villain

Honestly though prepare for him to punish you, iykyk

You definitely succeeded in getting his attention because after that he started buying you more lingerie and some other things

Might wind up giving you flowers as a genuine apology

10/10 recommend, bae be looking out

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Mammon:

Mammon.exe has stopped working

Instantly is hard. Pounds you into the mattress

Honestly wear a bunch of jewelry and he’ll lose his mind.

After fucking you good apologizes for not spending time with you, he probably was just caught up with loan sharks, school, and Lucifer.

Will take you to the casino with him for a ‘date’ later on.

9/10 recommend

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Leviathan:

Nose starts bleeding instantly and he passes out.

Lure him into his bathtub/bed and ride him🙏🏻 make sure to tell him what he did wrong

Baby probably was ignoring you on accident because of the new expansion in his game or he was binging a anime that just came out.

if you don't take control of the situation he will just shut down.

9/10 recommend

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sry this took me a min to make i've been caught up with school, part 2 coming soon!

[r0-boat]

I'm genuinely surprised how many people would work a part-time job in hell This is for you

Whb Demon Kings discovering that MC is working a part-time job

Satan

It's like when your bestie pulls up on your lunch to bother your ass. This motherfucker would go through the drive-thru on His motorcycle to fuck with you and try to get your number with a stupid ass smile in his face. You're demon co-workers fucking cackling their ass off as Satan pretends he doesn't know you So he can get your number. He becomes friends with all of your co-workers. Wants to hang out with you and all of your coworkers after work.

Mammon

Mammon.exe stopped working

does not compute

working a job that pays pretty much pennies. Like why???? He genuinely cannot comprehend??? If you wanted a job okay he will provide you all of the greatest jobs that he could offer. Not even that-if you want money, he will gladly pay and give you an allowance if that's what you want. Is it because you're bored? Oh yes, it must be because you just want the experience of working like a commoner As well as gets even more money! Oh yes very greedy indeed..., of course; how could he have possibly not thought of that before?

Leviathan

"I don't care"

He has stayed up all night knowing your schedule. He knows that you've been hiding something from him. Jokes on you; he already knows about your stupid fucking secret. How dare you keep that from him!!! After he did a background check on the company, The employees, the manager, and any customer that spoke more than A few words to you on your first shift. He even comes in as a customer because he got jealous of how many devils that aren't him you see daily at your shift.

Beelzebub

You're most frequent customer, orders everything He can or request anything just to keep you in his gaze. Honestly he doesn't really do anything besides be there to watch you. And he tips you. He's there so often that your co-workers recognize him and frequently joined in to the workplace gossip. Probably has inside jokes from there too. Honestly the first king to realize you had a part-time job and he was extremely chill about it. He does ask when you get off every single day because he wants to take you somewhere after work.

Lucifer

He would rather you work under him and if he ever want to change your jobs he will pay much more and give you any amount of hours you want any days off you want. But if you say no not like he'll be upset. If you're happy with your job then who is he to stop you. But his proposition will always be open.

If you do work under him... ;)

Belphegor

Part of him is upset that you won't spend time with him as much but another part of him is excited. You're such a hard worker. He heard from other demons that humans like working he didn't know it was He only knows about an inkling of what the other kings are liked you even with Mammon's giant piggy bank of gold you still want to work? Respect.

He really likes that drive. Don't mind him if he (tries) to give you a massage after work.

[crazyforbarbatos]

Obey Me! Reactions: Seeing their crush wearing their clothes

Prideful. But is that really a surprise? Luci would smile when you exit his room wearing only his shirt and a pair of shorts. Of course, he wasn’t going to let you change elsewhere. There was some prying eyes just waiting for an opportunity to sneak a peak. And he wasn’t going to let that happen. But like a proper gentleman, he’d stand outside his room and wait for you to come out. 

“I want to be the only one who sees you like this, Y/N.”

Mammon.exe has stopped working. You look so !!! what is going to do? WHY WON’T HIS HEART STOP BEATING SO FAST!!?? His cheeks are going to be so red! But he’s not blushing because you’re in only his shirt! If you need anything, he’ll go get it for you! There’s no need for his brothers to see you like this. Remember, Y/N. They’re demons! Well…he is too, but that’s totally not the point! 

“The Great Mammon will keep you safe!”

I’m sure he would faint or secretly fanboy over you. His face would be really red. And he might get a nosebleed. He never thought that you would want to borrow clothes from an icky otaku like him! But you did and wow he can’t contain the emotions in his chest that threaten to flow out. And when you thank him, he short-circuits. 

“O-Of course! W-What are f-friends for!”

At first Satan would not think anything of it. It’s just clothes. But when he’d see you wearing his signature sweater, he would find it hard to keep composure. You look so-wow. All other words seemed to escape him. And when you started commenting on your sweater paws and letting out a cute “meow”, he had to turn around to keep you from seeing the blush rising on his face. 

“Y/N, you will be the death of me.”

Heart-eyes. He’ll respectfully admire your curves as you enter his room wearing his shirt. It looks so good on you! Do you like that brand? He’ll get you some just like it so you two could match! 

“You look so adorable, Y/N!”

He would be all smiles as you walk in and join him in the kitchen. You looked really cute in his clothes. He had chosen a simple t-shirt (he knew that it would look like a dress on you) and some shorts for you. Honestly you two together like this felt right and homey.

“That looks good on you. Do you want to keep it?”

He would not react right away. He couldn’t let you see how you were affecting him. So when you joined him in his bed, he pulled you close as he always did. Your fingers would tangle in his hair as he buried his face in your shoulder. His heart was thumping in his chest. How could you look so good in his onesie? 

“Is it comfortable enough, Y/N?”

[ur-dad-satan]

MC was helping Solomon test some potions for their class when he hands them a bright orange potion in a sciency looking flask and tells them to drink it. Once they do, there are no physical changes, but MC feels strong. Through trial and error, the two find out that MC is now inhumanly strong, and they just had to show the brothers. This is how I think the brothers would react to MC picking them up and putting them on their hip.

*.*.*.*.*. (the oldest 4 bros)

Lucifer

Mc walked up to Lucifer in his office and asked him to stand. Questioningly, he did as he was asked; he was completely shocked when MC lifted him up with ease and placed him on their hip as if he was a small child.

His cheeks would tint a light red with blush because of the compromising position.

"MC... what the fuck? How are you able to lift me?"

He would be upset at Solomon for giving MC a potion he didn't know the effects of.

He would ask MC how they feel and if they feel sick in any way.

"Don't ever speak a word of this to anyone."

MC will go to put him down, but he'll tighten his grip just a little bit and say: "Just a bit longer since we're here."

He would wrap his legs around MC and kiss their forehead/face/neck sInCe He'S tHeRe.

Mammon

MC opened their door and saw Mammon just in their room. He wasn't looking through their stuff or trying to hide, he was just there on MC's bed waiting for them. Once asked why he was there, he got up and MC immediately picked him up and placed him on their hip.

Mammon.exe has stopped working.

"AAAHH?!"

He immediately starts blushing.

He would start squirming to get away but end up failing.

MC would ask if he doesn't like it, but he would be quick to set the record straight and kiss their cheek.

"I don't hate it, but ya gotta warn me next time! I was caught off guard." and he would pout again.

Leviathan

MC would go to Levi's room and see him playing a game on the floor. Once asking him if he's comfortable, and receiving a "no, not really" in response, MC picked him up and placed him on their hip.

It takes him a full minute to realize what just happened.

Oh no... our Levi! He's broken!!

He would not be able to look at MC for a while; that boy would stutter and blush like no one's ever blushed or stuttered before.

"M-M-M-MC!?" Way louder that he meant to.

His nose might bleed.

He didn't know he liked this so much...

He would 100% be too flushed to move and end up staying there for a while.

He would look back on it later and realize that he actually really enjoyed that.

Satan

MC would get a text from Satan simply saying "I'm in my room. Help." So, they go to Satan's room and find him struggling under a pile of fallen books. They would help him and instead of offering him their hand, MC would pick Satan up and put him on their hip.

"...MC? Do you really have no regard for your life?"

He would get really upset for a moment but calm down almost as quick as he got mad.

He would detect the magic coming from MC and immediately ask how and why?

Then of course he would threaten Solomon's life.

He would start trying to escape by wiggling and swinging his arms around and pushing himself away from MC.

It won't work and he'll eventually give up.

Will allow it if MC does him a "favor" or two.

He'll actually like it and want more but not tell MC. They have to guess.

15 notes and I'll do 4 more characters <3

[celestialfantasiess]

Mammon x gn!reader (incorrect quote)

satan: who's turn is it to stop mammon?

mc: it's mine

mc, walks over and kisses mammon:

mammon.exe has stopped working

mc: that was easy

[devildomsoup]

Mammon: *about to do something stupid.

Satan: Who is going to stop him?

MC: I got this. Hey Mammon!

Mammon: Yeah?!

MC: You're cute!

Mammon.exe has stopped working

[masterofdemons]

Mechanic!Mammon Headcanons

A/N: I saw a few Mechanic!Mammon posts and wanted to dive into that a little more since my partner irl used to be a mechanic. I’m not sure who originally came up with this idea but I hope you don’t mind this little expansion!

Mechanic!Mammon:

- Always has little traces of motor oil staining the creases of his knuckles that won’t come off no matter how many times he washes his hands. He’ll always be hounding MC for some lotion after scrubbing his hands for several minutes, claiming they’re dry, before slipping his signature rings back on.

- Is usually very clean, surprisingly, but still gets messy on most bigger jobs. He still insists on wearing white. He will still complain when he stains his white shirts. Be prepared to buy packs of white tee shirts for him.

- Will most definitely work on MC’s car for free. He’ll even try to come by the parts without MC having to pay for them. He won’t own up to any of this, though, and MC will assume they’re paying until the very end. He will make up an excuse about it, too. He didn’t do it because he cares or anything, so don’t get any funny ideas!

- Despite all of the things he’s had to sell in a pinch, he’s never sold his car(s) or tools to fix them. He doesn’t want to ever be in a position where he can’t drive anywhere, or fix the car(s) he loves. Mammon cares about things very much.

- Downloads MC’s favorite human music on his DDD to play in the car when they go on drives. He also definitely put those little lights in the floor board of the passenger seat to turn on when they’re in the car. MC is the only one who knows about them, though.

- Keeps a rag in his back pocket to wipe his hands on when he’s working on a car, and often forgets to take it out. It hangs out like a little tail. He will get extremely flustered if MC tugs it out of his pocket when they walk by and hand it to him.

- Asks MC what their favorite smell is so he can get an air freshener of it. Don’t bring it up to him. He may implode if he has to be put in that position.

- Sometimes will wear a beanie/backwards ballcap to get his hair out of his face if he’s looking down for a long period of time. He gets flustered and starts dropping tools when you stare, so be discreet.

- Wears the uniform shirt you got him (for Christmas awhile back ago) with his name embroidered onto it when he goes to car shows, but not when he works on cars. He treasures it too much to risk it getting stained or ripped. Again, if you point this out, he will deny it until you’re 6 feet under.

Bonus:

Mammon: *taps on MC’s window after changing their oil*

MC: *rolls their window down* “Yes?”

Mammon: *presents them with their oil clean oil stick, clearly wanting praise* “So, what’cha think? The Great Mammon pulled through for ya once again, huh?”

MC: *stares at the stick for the second, not knowing what they’re supposed to be looking for, before addressing the cheeky demon* “What would I do without you, Mammon?”

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Mammon: *walks in from running an errand with MC’s car* “Oi, MC, you need your tires rotated.” *starts walking away to get dressed so he can work on the car*

MC: *tries not to smile and to look serious* “Mammon, sweetie, they rotate while I’m driving. I don’t need to get them rotated.”

Mammon: *visibly freezes* Mammon.exe has stopped responding.

[queenofmorningstar]

Ok, I finally got to that one chapter

MC woke up and decided to choose violence

Okay, I missed this side of Mammon. I was giggling the entire time

MC: *Shows slightest bit of affection*

*Mammon.exe has stopped working *

Levi: ugh, normies

[radarchives]

[the-great-mammon]

*runs to you and gently grabs your face* I love you ☺

W-W-What? 😳

[hopeluna-archived]

Obey Me! Brothers reacting to you slapping their ass

Obey Me! Brothers x GN!reader

Genre: crack basically and fluff

Warnings: a bit suggestive

A/N: Well this is it people, my first headcanon. Feel free to tell me if its shit cause idk I think it is. And if by a miracle you happen to like it, let me know if you want one with the side characters and requests are open so tell me if you wanna see something else.

The side characters edition

M.list

Lucifer

do you wish to die?

Shocked at first

But will quickly get over it and give you that fucking smirk

"MC, you're feeling rather brave today aren't you?"

Yeah good luck getting outta this one

Will make some comment on how he should punish you for such behaviour

Uno reverse card bitch, now you're flustered

Will give the bedroom eyes....yk the one

Lets just say, you didn't get much sleep that night and were in need of a wheelchair

Mammon

Shocked pikachu face

Mammon.exe has stopped working. Please hold him he's about to die

Acts all annoyed

"Oi human! What do ya think you're doing huh?!"

He said calmly and not blushing like a tomato

Totally loved it btw

Will convince you to do it infront of his brothers

Their faces are priceless

Haha get it? price cause Mammon.....anyways

Leviathan

Will literally screech like a damn banshee

Gets a nosebleed. Help the poor guy please

"W-what was t-that?!"

Levi its called having some fun with your partner

He doesn't get it

WILL NOT come out of his room for as long as he can

Congrats you broke the guy

Satan

Amused af

Makes some witty comment that I can't think of right now

Similarly to Lucifer

Don't tell him I said that

He also chuckles and gives you the bedroom eyes

You were just wanting to see his reaction

Next thing you know, you're not walking for days

Asmodeus

Horny giggle

"Oh MC you're so cute!♥︎"

Slaps your ass

Isn't even phased by your stunt

Starts flirting with you

Uno reverse card 2.0 bitch

Now you're flustered

And he leads you to his room shamelessly

And again you need a wheelchair

Beelzebub

Goes like this 😐🙂😄

You would think it didn't affect him if it weren't for the obvious blush

Genuinely confused and asks you why you did it

After you tell him you just wanted to see his reaction and have fun

He gives the most wholesome smile

He's happy that your happy so do it again if you want

He don't mind

Belphegor

He's asleep

Thats it. The end

Jk

If you manage to do it while he's awake he'll go from surprised to being a little shit at the speed of light

Smug smirks and constant teasing comments

But don't let that fool you, cause he got light blush spreading across his cheeks

This menance

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[fictiophillia]

Mammon x INTJ reader

warnings : cold behavior, later there's smut, I'll warn tho (includes dom! top! reader) amab reader hinted.

gender : neutral

Is intrigued at first.

Probably not the best mix.... once he needs love and affection and INTJs... we ain't heartless but.... Alexa how can we express emotions.

Couldn't stand you at first, you reminded him of Lucifer, always with a "idgaf" face and pissed at everyone.

But when you two actually have a conversation?

Holy shit he's on his knees.

DID YOU JUST MILLIMETERLY SMILLED AT HIM?!

ALSO WHY DID YOUR EYES LOOK SO COLD BUT SO CARING????

HEKLSHXKSMFHSKDBSI

Mammon.exe stopped working.

He finds your knowledge so hot-

And when you help him at gambling.

"Don't choose this card, choose that one."

Like how the fuck are you so smart??

"I just thought about possibilities"

You have literally every situation planned.

I mean you're fairly organized after all.

And you give such a nice aesthetic.

When you're silent though?

He's shitting himself and thinking if he has done something.

Even if he knows it wasn't him.

He stills shit himself out of fear.

Bonus points if you're tall or taller than him.

But even if you're not, you're still as intimidating don't worry.

You turn the hallway, wanting to go rest on your room as you definitely had enough social interactions for today, only to see Mammon whining about something, you didn't want to eavesdrop but he was your..... well friend? And he was in a public place after all, so you decide if you payed attention it wouldn't matter, although you couldn't make out what he was saying, you were able to hear some of it only when you got closer, deciding to approach him.

"Ughr why is he like this"

"Who is like what if I'm allowed to ask?"

"Satan! I asked if I could borrow a book and guess what he said, 'you? reading? yeah sure. anyways not that I'd trust my books with you ' can ya believe it??" he said emphasizing the 'you'.

"Oh... well, you can borrow one of mines if you desire *little little very little smile*"

"A-ah... uhm yeah thanks human... I'd like that..."

"Well, come in then, to choose a book." you say opening the door and as in letting him pass first.

Mammon stared at you shocked, when did you become this gorgeous...?

Please be mean, don't degrade him (or he'll cry, his brothers are already enough, he needs love) but, be mean, he'll cum instantly.

With being mean I mean.

Complaint about everything and everyone but him.

"Today everyone had been so annoying, it pissed me, but holy fuck, feels so good finally coming home and having such a great stress relieve, feels so good fucking you love<3"

Say that with a straight face.

Either that or a pissed one.

Better if it's a mix of both to be honest.

Your poker face turns him on.

Especially if you say nothing.

He can't know what you're thinking and the way you fuck him angrily makes him curious.

He loves it.

Although he also loves when you're soft.

Because everyone was already mean enough to him and now you're just there, holding him dearly.

He'll melt.

And cry too, but this time of happiness.

"Are you feeling good Mams?"

You don't focus on just your own pleasure but also worry if he's liking it too??

He's done he's done.

Please this man wants to marry you so bad.

You're his dream lover.

Also look him in the eyes if you can (if you're not taking him from behind).

It's the INTJ look, it's hot, intimidating, but that's mainly why it's hot.

If you can't it's not a big deal, he can feel you staring while you take him from behind <3

Act dominant, manhandle him.

Keep a tight grip on his hips, legs, turn him on his stomach and push his back down with strength, keeping his ass up and thrusting hard and fast.

He likes when you fuck him softly, but he loves when you do it rough <3

Also cum in him please.

Breed him.

Show him dominance, possessiveness.

Cumming inside him for him it's like telling he's your property.

And honestly, if it was anyone else he'd hate, he'd be pissed even.

But it's ok, because it's you after all<3

"D-don't stop now!" Mammon begs and you speed up the pace, pressing your right hand harder on his neck, and your left on his hip, as you had him on his stomach, face down ass up.

You feel Mammon tightening himself around you, you know he is close, and you yourself are too, your thrusts become sloppier, with one last thrust you both come, him on the sheets and you inside of him.

You get out and lay beside him, both your pantings slowing down, you stretch one arm and embace his waist turning to face him as he does the same, being now face to face you say "I'm filling up the bathtub so we can clean you up k?", you press a kiss on his temple, get up and leave heading to the bathroom.

He watches you as he thinks, damn, how did he get so lucky.

[leviathans-body-pillow]

Brothers if Mc gets pregnant and wants the baby

Warnings: pregnancy, mentions of abortion, baby drama

Most to least excited:

Beel, Asmo, Mammon, Lucifer, Satan, Levi, Belphie

Most to least ready:

Lucifer, Beel, Satan, Asmo, Mammon, Levi, Belphie

Lucifer:

He couldn’t say he was too shocked when you told him. Admittedly he could’ve been more careful in preventing this from happening but you make him reckless.

Although he isn’t particularly excited about being a father, he’s the most mature about the situation.

“That’s wonderful my love.” Holding you close but more gentle now that he knows your condition.

Wether you want to keep the baby or not he’s supportive.

Honestly a little stressed when you decide to keep it. It’s not that he doesn’t want to be a father it’s just that he already has 6 kids to look after. And trying to be a father on top of all his work?? Kill him now.

He’ll never let you know this though. You may have your suspicion about his stress level but he’ll never give you any reason to believe it.

Always makes sure you have everything you need and can be a bit territorial while you’re pregnant.

In the end he’s an amazing father and husband

Husband? You say. Yes husband, do you really think he would let you be the mother of his child but not his wife?

Mammon:

Honestly he didn’t even consider you getting pregnant was a possibility.

Extremely shocked when you tell him.

“You’re what!? I’m gonna be a…” mammon.exe has stopped working.

Quickly recovers however pulling you into his arms. “Of coarse your first is the father of your child! You’re mine after all!”

At first it’s all love and kisses and happiness.

However as you get further along reality starts to set in. The financial reality.

Babies are expensive. Clothes, formula, diapers, medicine, toys… the list goes on and on.

He doubles down on gambling, stealing, and scamming at first.

That is until you chew him out.

He just wants to be sure he can provide a comfortable life for his wife and child.

Oops did that slip out

He may also have been saving for a nice wedding ring for you.

He may not be the most responsible demon in devildom but he’s loyal and dedicated to being a father

He makes sure his baby always knows how special and loved they are

Leviathan:

This man child is not ready or excited to be a father.

You bring the topic of of children first before telling him your pregnant and his response is essentially

Raising kids is for normies

Sensing this answer doesn’t satisfy you, he not so subtly changes the topic

It’s not that he completely hates the idea of raising a baby with you it’s just that he’d much rather be free to play video games or watch anime. Not to mention all the money he’d have to stop using for merch.

And anime dads always suck, what if he’s like that?

Or worse what if his kid becomes a normie!? And they hate their loser otaku dad.

You start trying to warm him up to the idea with cute family animes and cosplay couples that include their kid and telling him he’ll get the experience of introducing an easily influenced mind to the things he loves.

Eventually he catches on but he’s too anxious to flat out ask you as he already knows the answer.

And eventually you do have to tell him.

Even though he already suspected that you were pregnant, he doesn’t respond very well.

Some thing like. You probably don’t even want a yucky loser otaku like me to be a father anyways. You probably hate me for doing this too you blah blah blah

I’m gonna be real with you, he’s not going to be super supportive and mature about it.

Of course he loves you and he’ll try but it’s not going to be anything beyond how he normally supports you

General comfort, love, distractions but anything above that is completely out of his depth

Thankfully you live on a house full of demons who love you and ultimately love your child as well

Lucifer and Beel help out the most.

Lucifer because he feels a sense of responsibility for you

And Beel because you’re family to him

In the end Levi isn’t the worst father in the world, he does enjoy spending time with his child and showing them all the things he loves

But he was never really there in a way that truly mattered

Satan:

You didn’t even have to tell him

By the time you’re aware of the pregnancy, Sherlock homes has already diagnosed you himself.

He sits you down one day and asks you if you want to be a mother

When you tell him you do he has to take a second to collect him thoughts and nerves

“Very well”

Fatherhood isn’t really something he ever saw for himself. And it’s not like he very really knew what having a father was like. The closest thing he had is Lucifer after all

But he does know children are insufferable and infuriating. They cry and whine, they argue, their hands are sticky…

He’s worried he’ll fall victim to his sin and do something he’ll regret or even that he won’t be a good father due to his temper.

He’s an adult about this though and is open with you about his concerns

Just reassure him that he’s never hurt you and he’d never hurt his child regardless of how angry he gets. And that he should stress being a father, that he’s intelligent and you love him so your sure your child will too

He’s read every book he can get his hands on about human pregnancy and parenting. He could’ve earned a doctorate in child psychology with all the studying he put in.

He becomes extremely fussy over you while your pregnant. Always making sure you’re resting and eating a proper diet. You’re not allowed out of his site.

Reading about everything that can go wrong during pregnancy and child birth has him paranoid

God help anyone that tries to even so much as touch you while you’re carrying his child.

He’ll lash out at everyone and everything while your delivering.

His parenting style is very textbook but he always stands up for his baby future bullies beware.

He loves reading them, books become even more precious when they’re something he can share with his child.

Asmodeous:

You’ve heard thousands of nasty rumors people whisper about Asmo. One in particular being the millions of baby mamas he’s abandoned.

Usually you ignore the gossip but once you got a positive test that one stuck in the back of your head.

Every time you try to tell him a little voice in your head tells you he’ll abandoned you as well.

Eventually you start avoiding him altogether

At first he gives you your space but when you don’t come back around quick enough he confronts you. He can’t handle being the one getting ghosted.

Practically corners you and begs you to tell him why you’ve been avoiding him.

Do you not love him anymore? He’s in tears

“Asmo I’m pregnant!” You blurt out

He steps back and takes a second. “You’re what?”

Just when you fear the worst, he pulls you into his arms kissing you with enough love and passion to make you cry.

He pulls away but not letting you out of his arms.

“No wonder you’ve been glowing lately! Mc this is wonderful!”

Although the rumors about his past baby drama is true, he’s never loved someone like he loves you.

You make him want to do crazy things like be monogamous, get married, have kids.

He also might low key have a breading kink it’s only natural with how possessive he is. There’s no better way to claim you then to have you carry his child.

Tells you you get more beautiful everyday.

Comes in clutch with the skin care routines for your stretch marks

Treats you like a princess. You’re not allowed to lift a finger

Makes sure you have the most extravagant pregnancy photo shoot ever!

Cries when he fist sees your baby. Claims their the most beautiful thing in all creation!

Dresses your baby like a doll

He’ll make it impossible to feel self conscious about your post pregnancy body.

He’s a doting father and devoted husband.

Beelzebub:

He’s over the moon when you tell him.

Having a family with you is a dream!

High key has a breeding kink

He wants to hug you more than anything but what if he crushes the baby???

He’s so happy but he becomes nervous around you. He’s so strong he doesn’t want to do anything to hurt the baby.

You have to drill it into his head that you’re not made of glass

Once he gets over his fear he can’t keep his hands off of you.

Weird pregnancy food cravings? He’s got you covered pass him the pickles and peanut butter.

Wants to name the baby Lilith if you have a girl

Insists that you get married right away

He’s an amazing father. Patient, playful, loving, protective. Always makes sure his kid is full and happy

Once your fist born is a few years old he’ll beg to have another, the more family the better

Belphagore:

He could tell you wanted to tell him something important

But he’s always pretend to be asleep when ever you’d try to tell him

So he knows but he doesn’t want to deal with it

Eventually you are able force him to listen to what you have to tell him

“So? Just get rid of it.”

When you explain that you want to start a family he just shrugs you off

You try to convince him a few more times and he tries to convince you to abort it

Beel even tries to get him to come around

Eventually you two start to drift apart

Beel steps in to take care of you and your baby

After all he loves you and his brothers child he won’t let you go through this alone.

Belphagor never warms up to the child become a distant estranged father

Thankfully your kid has 6 loving uncles to pick up the slack

(I just can’t see Belphie being a father sorry guys lol)

[imalivebarelystriving]

How the older brothers would react to you running up to them and giving them a tackle hug

I'm expecting absolutely no one to see this and if I change my mind and post it, oh well. this was written at literally 1 AM.

Lucifer

The dude was tired

He just told off Mammon for doing dumb shit again

and then suddenly

zoom

human running towards him

so his brain is just trying to recover from being frustrated and there's a human running to him at full speed

so what did he do

he opened his arms and caught you, of course

you should expect nothing less from the avatar of pride 😉

for a moment he's like "wtf human what are you doing"

then it kicks in like "oh this is affection. it's nice. I like."

but of course he'll never admit it

and yeah he's gonna lightly scold you for running into his arms without giving a warning.

"It seems you're getting a little too comfortable with me, hm? as much as I enjoy having you in my arms, I'd rather you ask me next time instead of running at me."

Mammon

If you even manage to surprise him that would be impressive

no joke, this man is literally grabbing onto you for dear life at every given moment.

so if you do catch him off guard and just run at him, congrats!

Mammon has very fast reflexes, so he opens his arms just as you run at him, and you almost topple him over

so he goes from

"wha-"

to

"human???"

to

"error. Mammon.exe has stopped working due to overheating. please try again later."

and of course he gets all red and tsundere-ish

but if you try to pull away he won't let you

congrats you're stuck with Mammon for the rest of the day

"O-oi! Human! W-what were ya tryna do, r-running into my arms like that... O-of course you'd wanna to tackle hug the Great Mammon! I'M NOT BLUSHING ITS JUST WARM IN HERE."

Levi

how did you even find him outside of his room???

I mean, you could try in his room but considering all the clutter in there...

so in the rare case of him being out of his room, that's when you strike

I'd like to say he'd catch you gracefully, like in a scene of an anime, but knowing him... poor otaku boy doesn't have the strength or reflexes for that

instead, you run straight into him and you both end up on the floor

and he gets redder than Mammon, if that's even possible

like I swear Levi straight up invented a new shade of red

he starts stuttering and the only way you can understand him is if you learn Morse code.

you thought the y/n in Wattpad fanfics stuttered a lot? check out Levi, who can barely form a sentence!

"I- You- wha- how- no- huh????"

and once he gets over it, he starts rambling about how it looked like a scene from an anime you guys watched.

"W-what you did... it was like what the main character did to their love interest on 'The Day I Thought I Was Going To Be Graduating From College But Then A Storm Came And I Got Struck By Lightning And Got Brought To A Different Dimension And Then Was Introduced To A Deity And I'm Now Her Apprentice Can Someone Please Tell Me What's Going On???'!"

[teshine]

Obey me brothers' reaction to:

finding themselves under a mistletoe with you!

»[dateables ver.]

summary: you've told the brothers about a silly little tradition humans do during christmas; kisses under the mistletoe.

Lucifer ♡

it was when you were called down for dinner when you accidentally bumped into Lucifer at the doorway

sighed when he heard asmo point out, you both were standing under a mistletoe

"oh, what do we have here? big brother Lucifer, standing under a mistletoe with our dear human?"

told asmo the tradition you shared was pretty childish

all while the slight tint on his cheeks definitely didn't go unnoticed.

he honestly didn't want to miss the opportunity. besides, he wouldn't hear the end of asmo's whining if he refused.

and so he leaned down and planted a light kiss on your lips.

dinning room: chaos

picture this,

Satan with his phone up

...taking pics for blackmailing purposes

Beel with a hand full of food and the other, holding mammon back from pouncing onto you across the room

Levi's choking,

Asmo squealing noises,

and Belphie telling everyone to shut up.

Lucifer walks to his seat like nothing happens, while you're standing there, too stunned to speak.

the brothers may not let this go for a short period of time, but to Lucifer it was all worth it.

Mammon ♡

so somehow, news of mistletoes spread, and now there are a bunch of them at RAD.

mf would be FLUSTERED. especially if you're the one kissing him

you were both on your way to a class you both shared,

bickering and arguing and all.

as you walked to the door frame of your room, you noticed people snickering and giggling around you

you stopped beside him, looked up and realized the situation you're put in.

shit.

"oi mammon! ya too much of a coward? or are you that bad of a kisser?" someone yells, followed by a few laughs

"OF COURSE IM NOT A COWARD! AND I AM SO NOT A BAD KISSER!"

he would argue with them for a good 5 minutes

and you, wanting to get things over with, you rolled your eyes, pulled his loose necktie to your level and gave him a quick peck on the lips.

mammon.exe has stopped working

stands there, too shocked and flustered to move

he's definitely melting on the inside.

you got him wrapped around your fingers so 🤷

please, he was so stunned, someone literally had to drag the poor guy to his seat

his first human was his first kiss

he'd probably brag to his brothers about it

Leviathan ♡

you know how Levi randomly texts mc to meet up with him in random places?

y'all met in the kitchen, telling you about a game he wanted to try out together.

not knowing a mistletoe was placed on the ceiling, on top of the fridge.

yes, you heard me. on top of the fridge.

conveniently where you both were standing under right now, looking for whatever snack y'all could eat.

and you were the first one to notice it.

when you pointed it out, he's a bit confused for a second then freezes.

"i-is that a mistletoe?"

like I said, he's internally freaking out

wants to scream but at the same time kiss you right there, right now

he does NOT know what to do.

so you decide to get things done yourself.

right when you were about to kiss his cheek, he whips his head towards you without warning and instead, you accidentally kiss his lips.

"you don't have to- mhph"

...

the gamer was too stunned to speak.

face is red af

was a stuttering mess afterwards

it was all he could think about for the rest of the week,

so if you see him getting flustered around you for that period of time, please bear with him.

Satan ♡

this troublemaker's ears immediately perked up when he heard this little tradition of yours.

bro goes wild with his ideas and sets up mistletoes all over the castle

in secret ofc

definitely did not negotiate things with barbatos.....

it was apparently to get Lucifer and Diavolo under one.

cuz "they look like a married couple, might as well"

lies. he just wanted to upset Lucifer any way he can lmao 😭

and well.. just know that things didn't go to plan

because somehow he found himself under one with you instead.

He suspects Lucifer knew what he was up to and turned the tables on him instead.

his ass also forgot he placed them there too

so when Lucifer asked him and mc to deliver something to the castle, he wasn't expecting Diavolo to chuckle and point out what you were both under.

yup. it's one of the mistletoes he put up.

tried his absolute best to hide the blush creeping up his face, he really did

but seeing you just as flustered wasn't really helping.

either way, he still accepted defeat, and leans down to your height, kissing you softly

ngl, he's pretty annoyed his plan didn't work

but hey, atleast he got to kiss the one and only human who owns his heart.

Asmodeus ♡

let be real here, HE'S the one who's been telling people about this tradition, AND the one setting mistletoes up all over RAD.

helped Satan put some up in the castle, but we don't talk about that

and since Asmo's the most hyped one about it. he definitely made sure you both would end up under it.

when you're walking together, he constantly looks up to see if ever you both stumble upon one 💀

and for what seemed like eternity(to him) you both finally do.

oh boy is the demon excited

you can literally see him physically jumping up and down. that's how excited he js

"lucky for you mc, you get to kiss the prettiest demon alive!"

mhm yeah, you expect this to happen at some point.

but fr, all jokes aside, he does make sure you're comfortable with it though.

and if you are, he cups both of your cheeks with his pretty hands, giggly and all

then he leans in to gives you a long hearty kiss, smiling against it.

it was just honestly hard to contain his happiness.

you just looked so cute being all flustered.

it's definitely his favorite moment with anyone so far.

he thinks you should be honored.

I'd like to think after that incident, he constantly leaves soft pecks on your cheeks as a small reminder of that sweet memory.

Beelzebub ♡

in all honesty, I dont even think he was listening when you were explaining about the said tradition.

my man was busy eating okay, let's leave him be

anyways

you, belphie, and beel just came from the kitchen, and was on the way to the twins' room

with beel walking by your side, and Belphie trailing along behind you.

just as you were a step inside the room, you hear a

"why is there a plant on top of my doorframe?"

confusion. he is very confused.

so you explain to him about this human tradition, telling him that mistletoes have being popping up all over devildom since.

in the middle of you rambling about how sorry you were, getting him involved in this, you noticed how he suddenly leaned into you. only stopping when your faces were inches away.

as he noticed your words fading out, he closes the gap and gives you a sweet peck on the lips.

"it's not your fault, it's fine. no need to apologize"

..well that was one way to shut you up

Belphie who's behind you, only chuckles at his brothers actions and how flustered beel made you.

beel definitely has your heart now, that's for sure.

Belphegor ♡

today it was a lovely cold day

and what are lovely days amazing for?

naps, of course!

and that's exactly what you and Belphie were about to do.

keyword: about to

like always, you and Belphie planned to nap under a tree by a park near the HOL

but as if someone knew you'd be there, a mistletoe was placed on a branch, below the spot you both always nap under.

you both only realized this when you've laid on the soft grass, side by side

"huh.. it's like someone knew.." you heard him mutter out.

and like a blink of an eye, he sits up, and leans down to your laying form beside him, giving you a light kiss.

you definitely weren't expecting this to happen.

thinking he'd just brush it off and just go to sleep.

but nooo, he had other plans.

after processing what just happened, you immediately cover your face with your hands, too embarrassed.

"you're really cute. you know that right?"

just like that, he lays back down, and dozes off to sleep like nothing happened.

...yeah you definitely wouldn't be able to fall asleep anymore

damn you belphegor

[celestialfantasiess]

Demon brothers: MC, what kinds of videos have you been into lately?

MC: hentai

How do brothers react?

This made me laugh when i opened my inbox lol, but yeah here you go.

Requests: open <3

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。lucifer 。

‣ He's done, done. Mc please stop bothering man more than you already do.

‣ Just one normal day, he wanted one normal day. It wasn't even a weird question but this human had somehow made it weird themselves.

‣ Will deeply sigh and just stare at you until you feel uncomfortable and leave.

‣ Will probably try to find a way to block those sites from your devices so if u feel that way you can just come to him instead. 😏

。mammon 。

‣ mammon.exe has stopped working.

‣ It's almost, wait no scratch that it is amusing to see the blush rise to his cheeks as he stammers over the words he tries to say.

‣ When he calmed down or at least enough to talk again he goes on rant about how you can't just say that and have to give him a warning before you do something like that.

‣ Will slightly offer that you come to him instead of watching that instead, he's your first man mc he will take care of you when you need it.

。leviathan 。

‣ Short circuits, it isn't like he is weirded out by out. By far from it he does it himself too but he just hadn't expected you to say that so casually.

‣ Will turn into a tomato and can barely come out of his words to reply to you.

‣ Probably runs off into his room to hide from you and will stay there until you come talk to him yourself.

‣ He now gets off to the thought of you watching the same hentai he does.

。satan 。

‣ Is also tired of your shit, mc please just one day without any weird comments or problems.

‣ Is going to tell you that reading it is way better than watching hentai.

‣ Expect to have a recommendation list with books filled of smut in your room the next day.

‣ You now have a book club of two debating about which smut was better from two different books, you got yourself into this.

。asmodeus 。

‣ Is slightly offended that you wouldn't come to him if you were feeling that way.

‣ Tries to convince you to show him what kind you watch so he can recreate it with you two together.

‣ Probably tries to walk in at times he think you are watching it so he has an excuse to fuck you.

‣ Will probably drag you off to watch some of your favorite videos together.

。beelzebub 。

‣ Probably heard about it once before from Levi but doesn't completely understand what you are talking about.

‣ Is probably more interested in if it's edible or that there is food in the videos or not.

‣ After explaining what exactly it is you are pretty sure he has a slight blush on his face.

。belphegor 。

‣ Is done with you absolutely done, this man has no energy for the weird things that come out of your mouth so often.

‣ Is probably internally like we do not need another Levi in here please mc just be normal for a day without pissing anyone off.

‣ Will probably nod and just leave pulling you with him.

‣ As weird as you are you do make a pretty good pillow so that is what he is going to use you as.

‣ When you try to talk to him when he is using you as a pillow he will probably just zone out, he's tired mc let him rest. He can deal with your shit again tomorrow.