#mama scamander

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#771 Bath Day

Mc*Ridding On the back of Cerberus*Hurry Cebby!The Bad Angel who kidnapped Daddy is getting away!

Cerb*Running thru Devildom Street being sure not to hit cars along the way after being told by you the bad angels took daddy away, But makes a one-car crash along the way*Aroooo!

Mc*Looking back at the Car*Sorry!!!-Come on baby! Come on they are right there go get em!

Cerb*Heading into the building Mc is telling him to go but takes a closer look at the sign of the building, eyes widening in realizing stopping before his noses enter the giant door*!?!

The Building is...a GIANT Car Wash, Which makes the Giant Hellhound growl at your lying as he sets you down on the floor*

Cerb:Grrrr!*Turning around in a huffyfit*

Mc: Yeah Yeah-I know! But you wouldn't have come if I told you it was bath day!*Walks to be in front of him, crossing arms was knocked by the three heads blowing a breath*ACK-Cerberus Morningstar!*Gets back up and grabs his tail*

Cerb*Yips and body jump look as his body is dragged by his Tiny Human parent*!?!

Mc: UUGH!-NO! LISTEN TO MAMA!?*Trying not to budge in pulling him inside the washing building, as Cerberus whines and barks to get away, is using both Beel training to handle Cerberus and...magic to make them stronger*YOUR NOT GONNA WIN YOU KNOW THAT!

CarWashDemon*Watching in shock as the human is able to take control and lecture THE Cerberus like a mere human world dog*...

Mc*Puts the money on the register, looking at the worker*Four quarters please~

Cerb*Hidding behind a car, whining*

Mc: Uh Hello...I can SEE you...

Cerb*Pouts and brings his tail to also hide, hoping now you won't see him*...

Mc: BOY GET YOUR BUTT IN THERE!*Points at the carwash*

Luci*Sees Cerberus with a clean coat,smelling...of a new car? with pink bows on his necks*...Not so funny now that it happens to you huh

Cerb*Pouts at him*Ruff!

Just imagining you M!Mc calling himself "Mama" to Cerberus like Newt Scamander with his creatures-

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The missing piece: Oliver Quick x fem!reader Post Saltburn!Oliver goes back to Oxford and falls in love with a bookworm university student. Part 2 (Everything fits into place) Tw: age gap ♡❦

Not made to be loved: Luke Castellan x fem!reader Blurb He believes demigods are not the kind to fall in love, you show him otherwise ♡✦ (only a little bit)

Paper cuts and cheek kisses: Minho TMR x med jack!fem!reader MInho hates having his injuries healed by the professionals, thinks change when he gets himself a Med-jack girlfriend ♡

Misfits lovebirds: Sejanus Plinth x capitol!shy!fem!reader The other students from the Academy teased you by claiming that you and your friend Sejanus were birds of a feather. A dangerous situation just proves that they are right, which leads to hidden feelings being talked about ♡✦ (only a little bit)

When were you planning to tell us?: Theseus Scamander x fem!reader During their wedding your recently married friends can't stop asking questions about your "mysterious" husband. Little they know he is the same man who has been flirting with you during all the ceremony ♡

A love story yet to be written: Jason Todd x vigilante!bookworm!fem!reader Many literature puns after you met, the mysterious Red Hood has decided to meet you when you two are not protected by your secret identities ♡

Did not expect: Rodrick Heffley x fem!reader Blurb Since he met you Rodrick has discovered a lot of unexpected things about the two of you. This last one was among his favourites ✵♡

Little friend: Patrick Zweig x fem!reader Blurb Your boyfriend always acts as the tough manly guy he thought he was mean to be. When a little friend joins you on a date that facade crumbles ♡

River Cartwright as bf ♡✦ (only a lil bit)

Mama's boy: Benedict Bridgerton x wife!reader Blurb Your husband adores you and the small family you have together but if you keep acting like this he will be dead before the next one is born ♡

Every second matters: Donald Ressler x FBI!fem!reader your teammate’s and crush's disappearance makes you seek help from the FBI’s most wanted criminal. Surprisingly, Raymond Reddington is also an excellent matchmaker ✦ (only a bit)

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[royaldaycare]

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[aanoia]

Day two

Prompt: Family, Friends, Loved Ones @flufftober Newt Scamander x Kowalski!reader words; 600+ warnings; none I really like this one :)

“Newt, what is this?” I asked suspiciously, eyes wide as Newt looked at me while he was halfway in his case.

“It’s where I keep my animals.” He said quietly with a glint in his eye.

“But-but how?” I questioned, slightly breathless at it all. Magic was still so new to me.

“There’s a spell on the case that makes the inside bigger than the outside.” He said as he climbed down the ladder in his case.

“Wait, Newt!” 

“Come on, Y/n!” He said gleefully and I gulped, looking into the case to see a ladder. I took a deep breath and put my foot on the first rung, and once I was sure it was stable I slowly climbed down. 

Once my feet hit the dusty wood floor at the bottom I let out a breath I didn’t realize I was holding. I turned around hesitantly and my face instantly lit up. I was in a small shack, and outside the door there were leafy greens everywhere. I slowly walked to the door and poked my head out, marveling at the different terrains outside of the forest. 

“Newt?” I called out, noticing the boy's absence. I yelped in shock as something small and green crawled up my sleeve, it sort of looked like a small stick. “Hello there, little guy.” The stick thing huffed, crossing its long arms. “Little girl?” I asked and it uncrossed its arm with a squeal.

“There you are.” Newt said as he came from behind a tree.

“There you are.” I snorted and his eyes lit up at the stick thing on my arm.

“Oh! You found a Bowtruckle, clingy creatures, these little things.” He said with a smile.

“A Bowtruckle?”

He nodded, “You should name her.”

I smiled at the little Bowtruckle, “Okay, how about Rosie?” She nuzzled my arm.

“I think she likes it.”

I gasped as I felt a small tug on the necklace around my neck. 

“Oh, goodness.” Newt exclaimed and grabbed a creature from off my back. It was small and black, with a duck-like beak and black eyes. 

“What is that?” I asked with wide eyes.

“It’s a baby Niffler. They like shiny things.” 

“So he tried to take my necklace?”

Newt nodded, walking over to a small enclosure and opening the top. “Indeed.” I peered into the enclosure to find a larger Niffler with six more little babies. Newt gently placed the baby back with his mama, who seemed to scold the little thing. I laughed quietly at the interaction.

 “Come.” Newt urged, grabbing my hand and dragging me through the forest. We came to a desert-like area and I held tightly onto Newt’s hand. “Frank?” Newt called out and I yelped as a large bird flew over us. 

The bird landed carefully and Newt smiled, holding his arm out to the beak. Frank nudged his hand with his beak, huffing gently. Newt retracted his hand and grabbed mine tightly.

“Oh no, no no no no no.” I declined and Newt shook his head.

“It’s okay, he won’t hurt you.” He persisted and I gulped and shut my eyes tightly.

“Okay, fine.” Newt slowly brought my hand to the bird and only once I felt his hard beak against my palm did I open my eyes. Frank’s eyes were closed in content.

“He likes you too.” Newt whispered, happiness in his gaze as he watched the girl he loved interact with the animals he loved most.

“This is so scary.” I responded. “I love it.”

“Me too. These animals are my family, I’m beyond thankful they like you.” He explained. I turned my head and looked at Newt with soft eyes.

“I am too.”

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[legacydowney94]

Hermione inherited an island in Scotland from her grandparents. Once she took ownership of the island she made it unplottable and put it under a fidelius charm with a secret keeper. After the war Hermione escaped to her island and brought a few people with her that she knew would benefit from the seclusion from the public eye. Sirius loved the freedom that her island gave him to be able to go outside without having to worry about being seen and taken back to Azkaban. Severus, although not thrilled to be on a secret kept island with Sirius, was relieved to be away from the public eye. Remus didn’t care where he was as long as he was with his mate Hermione and his best friend Sirius and that he had a place to transform into Moony safely and without a worry about escaping and hurting someone. The Twins were grateful to be on the island after they were bitten by Greyback a few weeks after the battle, they were thankful to Hermione for letting them stay with her while they adjusted to their new life as werewolves with help from Remus.

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Tags: Molly and Ronald Weasley Bashing. Supportive Harry and Sirius. Siblings Hermione and Harry. Sirius and Hermione friendship. Protective Mama Minerva McGonagall. Protective Remus Lupin. Werewolf Mates. The Order of the Phoenix. Hermione is Remus’s Mate. Smut. Hurt/Comfort. Angst. BAMF Remus Lupin. Flirting and Banter. Sirius and Remus friendship. Sirius Black Lives. Remus Lupin Lives. Fred Weasley Lives. Werewolf Fred and George Weasley. Severus and Hermione friendship. Harry chooses Hermione over Ron.

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The size of Hermione’s Island.

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Main House - inspired by The Practical Magic House

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Potions Lab

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Green House

For Magical Plants and Potions Ingredients.

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Barn

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Barn for Remus to transform during the full moon. (Has the same enchantment as Newt Scamander's suitcase.)

[uefb]

I absolutely love writing Newt Scamander as a dad. Absolute mama bear. Occasionally clueless and entirely ineffective? Sure, yeah, probably. Yet still always aggressively protective, in his own special way.

[aethelar]

Please can I have a sprawling romance set against the backdrop of a wisteria-laden English castle estate? Specifically the wisteria-laden castle estate that belongs to the Scamander family and that Percival Graves, the young American soldier wounded in action in the first world war, is staying at as he relearns how to walk.

It could happen. A lot of old English estates were offered as hospitals during the war, and wisteria suits castles. It’d be down in Kent somewhere, with a stone Tudor keep and rolling grounds covered in trees just coming into leaf as the seasons change. Lord Scamander won’t be around, I don’t think - he was Lady Scamander’s third husband and she divorced him when he was boring enough to protest her training as a nurse for the VAD. Lady Scamander though, she’ll be there, running the hospital with an iron fist and covering night shifts when the new arrivals were brought in. Graves met her, once, when he’d only recently woken up from surgery. She asked him how he did in a cut-glass accent and checked the dressing on his leg; he spent the whole time tripping over his tongue and half-believing it wasn’t real.

But Lady Scamander isn’t the focus of this romance. The focus of this romance is Graves, of course, and the way he braces himself against the uneven 15th century wall as he shakily hauls himself to his feet, the way he frowns and rehearses the letter he writes to his parents before he dares put pen to paper, the way he sits next to another soldier with another wound and talks them through the dreams they can’t stop seeing every time they close their eyes.

It’s the way he sits on the stone windowsill in the green dining room that’s been repurposed as a hospital ward and watches the summer sun rise and thinks what it would be like if he’d never gone to war.

There’s a figure, down in the grounds. Graves has seen him a few times - tousle-haired, tall, carrying supplies in off the delivery trucks or lugging boxes of potatoes down from the gardens. He’s heading to the stables this morning, sleeves rolled up and something cheerful in his step. He waves when he sees Graves watching from the window.

Newt, Graves learns his name is, though it takes him a while. Healing can’t be rushed, Lady Scamander scolds when Graves pushes himself too far and hobbles his way towards another injury. She taps her lips in thought then raises a hand in imperious summons. Newt, get the man a wheelchair. He needs to go outside.

What am I, a dog? Graves wants to bite back, except he doesn’t because she’s a Lady and his mother raised him right and he really does need to go outside.

Newt fetches the wheelchair and pushes it where Graves asks him to go, and when Graves falls silent with his head tipped back in the sun and his eyes closed to stop himself crying, Newt drops to the ground next to him and waits. He talks, when the silences stretch too long and too loud and Graves hears echoes in them of friends who’ll never come back. It’s nothing important, the things Newt talks about, except that it is because it’s Newt; Graves listens to Newt talk about the pigs and the chickens, the best place to spot robins in the leaf litter, the kinds of flowers that attract bees and which of the horses are learning to work the latches on their stable door.

Newt takes him to see them and Graves holds out a hand with an apple core for a pale grey foal to shy away from then dance towards and take. Graves smiles and Newt notices, and they go back to the horses until the route to the field is familiar, littered with red-gold leaves and lined with autumn brambles. The wheelchair sticks in the mud after rainy nights and Newt laughs each time and stains his white shirt black as he tries to get it free. Eventually, when the frost is thick on the ground and the days are short and cold, Graves hobbles over on a prosthetic leg and the foal - barely a foal anymore - prances up to greet him with its ears pricked high in hello.

He’s beautiful, he says, and Newt leans on the fence and watches Graves and smiles, achingly tender-soft, and says, He is.

They want him on the front, Newt says another day. He’s frowning, almost angry, but his hands are ceaselessly gently as he teases the tangles out the grey yearling’s mane. Graves’ fingers tighten on his cane and the drumming of rain against the roof seems to change in tempo. Newt reaches out to ask for a different brush and Graves is back in the stable again, back in Kent, in the castle estate with Newt. Not now, Newt continues, flicking his eyes over Graves to check he’s alright. He’s not ready yet, but when he is, he’ll leave.

He swaps places and the yearling noses at Graves’ pockets when he steps forward to take over grooming. Graves laughs, and Newt watches him, and says, I don’t want him to go.

Spring comes and the wisteria blooms again, clouds of purple floating over the arched gateway and lining the stairs up to the balcony terrace. Graves takes them slowly, over-bending his knee to account for lack of flexibility in the ankle of his aluminium leg, but he takes them steadily, by himself, walking on two feet he’s finally accepted as his own.

Newt, he says, and he can’t help but smile. Newt is windswept and sunkissed, the pale of winter fading into a spray of freckles across his cheeks.

Graves, Newt answers, pushing himself off the crenellated wall and reaching for Graves’ hand. He pauses for a moment, gaze roving over Graves’ face as though he could paint it into his memory if he looked at it hard enough, and when he continues his voice is small.

Mother says you’re well enough to go home.

Mother? Graves asks, because Newt is the stable boy, the gardener, the fetch-and-carry boy that does anything and everything to keep the hospital-castle running. Then, with shock, Mother, because there’s a painting in the east library of a laughing child with tousled hair and freckled cheeks and Graves had been distracted enough by it to ask one of the maids who it was.

Oh, the young master, she’d said. He’s a charmer, isn’t he?

Mother, Graves repeats a third time, and Newt, the charmer, the young master, Newt Scamander frowns at him in confusion.

You didn’t know? he asks, hesitant. His fingers tighten around Graves’, a brief moment of weakness that he regrets when Graves steps away.

I’m sorry, Graves says, eyes wide. He’s a soldier, not even a soldier, not even American just the son of an Italian immigrant who thought he could save the world and lost his leg in a trench. Newt is a Lord. And Graves had thought - Graves had hoped - in a letter to his mother that Graves had rehearsed three times before writing, Graves had asked if he could bring Newt home.

He stares around him, at the castle, the wisteria, the rolling grounds and the stable where the horse he’s started thinking of as his is waiting to be sent to war. His mother can send him all the love she has, but the only home Graves could offer Newt would be a hovel compared to this.

Graves, wait, Newt says, but Graves is gone, limping-falling-running down the stairs with his cane clattering against the stones as he flees.

The second half of Newt’s statement doesn’t register until he’s back in the ward, staring blankly as the smiling doctor pronounces him as healthy as he can hope to be. I bet you’ll be glad to get home, he says with a friendly pat on Graves’ shoulder, and Graves nods woodenly and doesn’t want to go. Castles in Kent are not made for leaving lightly, he thinks; nor are tousle-haired boys with freckled cheeks who push his wheelchair and hold his hand and steal his breath away when they laugh.

The bag that he packs into is too small for the year of his life he’s spent falling in love. He slings it cross-ways over his body and balances his cane against his knee as the truck rattles its way to the castle gates. The sound of the engine morphs and twists in his mind until it’s a droning plane, a machine gun, a spray of shrapnel, a horse’s hooves. He closes his eyes and wills the memories away but he can’t block them out by himself.

The hooves get louder and he thinks he can hear someone shouting; he grips his cane tighter and digs his nails into his palm but it doesn’t stop and someone shouts his name and his eyes fly open with a gasp and -

and -

Graves, Newt begs, leaning forwards against the grey horse’s neck. The war falls away and Graves is back in Kent with Newt. Please, Graves, I don’t want you to go. 

You’re a Lord, Graves says, baffled and confused and so cautiously optimistic it almost hurts. I’m - I’m no one.

You’re someone to me, Newt says. The horse dances under him, ears flicking between them and head tossing at it tries to understand. Arguments run through Graves’ thoughts, tripping over themselves and part of him can barely believe this is real, but Newt holds out a hand and blinks like he’s trying not to cry. Please, he says. Stay.

Graves loves him. He doesn’t want to go. He takes his hand and stays.

The wisteria fades, summer passes, the seasons change and the trees drop red-gold leaves as autumn falls. The war ends. The Lady Scamander hires a new cook and a new librarian and raises an unimpressed eyebrow at Graves when he chokes. You mentioned your mother’s cooking was the best, she remarks coolly. I think I deserve it, don’t you?

Newt just laughs when Graves tells him. Do they like horses? he asks. You’ll have to show them yours. Maybe you’ll be able to stay on for five minutes at a time. The teasing is light-hearted and gentle and Graves flaps a hand in pretend annoyance to hide his grin. They didn’t take his horse to the front because there wasn’t a front, not any more, and Graves hides apples in his pockets and sneaks down to the stables in the early mornings to detangle his mane, and in return his horse waits patiently while Graves lifts his prosthetic leg over to sit astride the polished saddle and - slowly, carefully, steadily - the pair of them learn to ride.

It can’t be rushed, Newt says when Graves and his horse both push too fast and Graves ends up on the grass with the breath knocked out of him. You’ll end up back in your chair, and then what will I do with you?

Whatever you like, Graves promises, and pulls Newt down to land on top of him.

He could fall in love a thousand times, he thinks, and one more smile would be all it took to fall in love again.

Yes, Newt says, and presses a kiss against his lips. I rather think I shall.

[magically-fantastic-fanservice]

I take “Newt Scamander” for 200, please.

[exoticbabe69]

Theseus Scamander x reader.

✨Love is magical✨

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6| Part 7| Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10| Part 11|

You’re still standing in the same corner spot on the side of the street flabbergasted. You don’t know what to think, as you come to, you say to yourself “I knew this city was magical but I didn’t think quite literally.” You’re confused, stunned, and just want to get back home. You take the horse drawn carriage that Theseus rented for your date back to your place. When you arrive home you run inside, lock your door, then sit in silence next to your warm fireplace for what seemed to be hours. “Was Theseus some sort of ghost? Was he part of the underworld? Did I just have too much to drink?” As you think all of these things your house lights begin to flicker. You hear a “coo” from outside your window only to see the same white owl from the restaurant sitting there. You rush over and shut the window blinds “this is all too freaky” you think to yourself.

It’s almost midnight and you hear a knock at the door, it’s Theseus. You can see him through the peek hole. He’s flustered and starts yelling “y/n! Please! It’s me Theseus! I’m so very sorry for having to leave our date but it was urgent work matters! Please just let me explain! I promise it will never happen again!” You’re honestly too scared to open the door so you ignore him until he leaves. For the next five days he comes to your door, everyday with a new beautiful bouquet of flowers and little notes that say “please forgive me, please let me explain, I miss you.” But you ignore each attempt, and never open the door while he’s there. He knows you’ve been home however, because every bouquet he leaves at the door is gone when he returns the next with another one.

Tomorrow comes, it’s early in the morning when you wake up to the sound of your rotary phone ringing. Stunned you think “no one has ever called me here, no one even knows my number.” You pick up the phone to hear the sound of an old lady’s voice “my dear y/n, it’s me your great aunt Naziya, I was told by your parents that you live in London now. Please join me for tea at my castle.” You’re honestly very weirded out, you don’t remember your parents ever mentioning you had a great aunt. “I’m sorry I think this is some sort of mistake” you say. “None sense dear, open your door your parents have sent a letter to you.” She replies. You slowly put the phone down, mouth wide open, walking towards your front door, you look down and see a letter on the ground that was slid in through your mail slot. You open it slowly, and it reads:

Our beautiful girl, we miss you so much. We hope all is well, and you’re enjoying your new job. We have forgotten to tell you about your Great Aunt Naziya that lives in London. It would be a shame for you to spend the holidays alone, you should meet with her, and remember to keep an open mind. We love you so much! Xoxo Mama and Papa.

You recognize your parents handwriting and realize you really do have a great aunt. You run back to the phone, and she tells you to come today around 3 o’clock, and you write down her address. Before she hangs up she tells you to “bring your handsome friend with you, so you don’t travel alone.” You feel uneasy about the entire thing, first of all how in the world does she even know about Theseus? Was she even referring to him? You had no other friends so who else could it be, you think to yourself. Mouth still wide open you start to panic and again the weather changes outside.

*Knock knock knock* someone is at your door again. Still in your night gown you look through the peek hole and it’s Theseus with yet another bouquet of flowers. “Y/n I know you’re probably home! Please just give me a chance to make it up to you!” You look back at the letter on your table the words “keep an open mind” from your parents, replays in your head. So you decide to open the door. Theseus is standing there with a huge grin on his face and red roses in his hand just like the night you went on your date with him. “Finally!” he says happy as can be that you opened your door to him. “Your night gown looks absolutely stunning on you by the way, just as gorgeous as you were six days ago” he says, eyes full of admiration. You blush, forgetting that you had not gotten to change yet.

[mooncalf87]

So this is kinda how I want the fifth Fantastic Beasts movie to start.

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Time jump, it clips to several different times.

1. Tina in a white dress, Queenie walking her down the isle, Newt standing in a suit, his mouth wide open and actually not looking at the ground. There where a few people there. Kama, Lally, Theseus, Albus, Jacob, A very jealous but happy looking Bunty, and a few other friends from along the way. Theseus laughs, standing as best man, looking at the surprise on his younger brothers face.

2. Tina and Newt kissing and everyone clapping.

3. Tina smearing cake frosting on Newts nose, he looked surprised and went cross-eyed looking at the dab of white frosting on his nose.

4. Newt picking up Tina and stepping over the foyer of a cottage home.

5. Tina, exhausted but beaming, holding a tiny little boy in her arms, snuggled up to Newt. Lally, Theseus, and the Kowalski family all looking at the tiny baby. Lally smiles and says "well would ya look at that." As the boy opened bright blue eyes.

6. Tina laughing as Theseus tries to hold 4 month old Theseus Newt Jacob Scamander, his godson and person who was named after him.

7. Newt is above the moon as he looks at his goddaughter, the scecond baby Kowalski, Tina laughs and huggs Queenie.

8. Tina, one hand on her pregnant belly, laughs and she takes Newts hand and puts it ontop of her own, the look of surprise on his face as the baby kicks makes everyone in the room laugh.

Finally, we pan down on a house, in Dorset, on the country side. Lots of trees and grass, a few children toys in the front yard and a white cat struts by. We go through the door and see Tina rushing in, a one year old girl on her hip, and a smile dancing on her face.

Tina: Newt, someone wants their Daddy.

Newt comes rushing into the room, a smile also on his face, and takes the girl from Tina. He smiles as his scecond born, Bunty Tina Lally Scamander, smiles up at him.

Newt: Bunty, darling, I was only downstairs for five minutes.

Tina: she thinks it was five minutes too long, love. I need to be getting to work now. Theseus might be my brothers-in-law, but he wouldn't restrain to kill me if I was late.

Newt: have a good day, Honey.

Tina: i will, see you later, my little Niffler.

She kissed Buntys cheek, and the girl grabbed Tinas hair, trying to stop her Mum from leaving.

A boy with a heavy British accent, just like his father, came running into the room.

Theseus: Mama, Papa! Deugal locked my door from the inside again!

Newt: He did? I told him to stop that. Do you know where he went?

Theseus: 'bout that. He lovked himself in and can't figure out how to get out.

Tina: and this is my cue to leave.

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Idk okay. Idk. And after that lats part it cuts to whatever tf the makers of the movies want.

[multifandomhotspot]

Who I'll write for

Detroit: Become Human

Connor

Markus

Kara

Chloe

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Newt Scamander

Queenie Goldstein

Credence Barebone

Star Wars

Ahsoka Tano

Rey Skywalker

House MD

Gregory House

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

Lawrence Kutner

Allison Cameron

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Tony Stark/Iron Man (platonic only)

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow

Steve Rogers/Captain America (platonic only)

Wanda Maximoff

T'Challa/Black Panther

Michelle Jones/MJ

Jurassic World

Owen Grady

Into the Spider-Verse

Miles Morales

Peter B. Parker

Gwen Stacy

Spider-Man Ps4

Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Siren

Ryn Fisher

Undertale

Sans

Papyrus

Read Dead Redemption 2

Arthur Morgan

Charles Smith

Lenny Summers

How to Train Your Dragon

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

Astrid Hofferson

Horizon: Zero Dawn

Aloy

The Arcana

Asra

Muriel

Julian

Portia

Nadia

Tangled

Rapunzel

Eugene

Cassandra

Varian

Big Hero Six

Tadashi Hamada

Honey Lemon

Avatar

Jake Sully

Neytiri

Neteyam

Lo'ak

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic (games/comics, movie, Prime, or Boom)

Shadow (games/comics, Prime, or Boom)

Silver

Amy (games/comics or Boom)

Rouge

Knuckles (game/comics, movie, or Boom)

Sticks

Blaze

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Leonardo (2003, 2012, Bayverse, or Rise)

Raphael (2003, 2012, Bayverse, or Rise)

Donatello (2003, 2012, Bayverse, or Rise)

Michelangelo (2003, 2012, Bayverse, or Rise)

Splinter (platonic only) (2003, 2012, Bayverse or Rise)

Big Mama

April O'Neil (2003, Bayverse, or Rise)

Casey Jones (2003, 2012, or Rise)

Rules

I will write pretty much anything from fluff to angst to smut

I absolutely will not write any smut for underage characters

You can request other characters from the listed fandoms but I may or may not write for them. Some characters are not listed because A) I don't know enough about them, B) I don't like them, or C) they're far too young for me to consider writing for them. But I may have forgotten some characters I will write for so it can't hurt to ask

For headcanons, you can request as many characters as you want so long as they're in the same fandom

For oneshots, one character at a time please

Matchups are accepted but please give a very detailed description of your personality, hobbies, and likes/dislikes. I would much rather have 3 novel worthy asks in my inbox then have a one sentence description. Also, one fandom at a time for this please

If you wanna ask questions about the author, be my guest but I have to warn you, I'm an oversharer

[iamburdened]

Reader’s Masterlist #6

Not my stories. Just my favorites from other writers. All credits and support to the original artists.

IMPORTANT: like and REBLOG all the fanfics you read to support the writers, please.

If you liked the fanfic, tell the writer. They will be in cloud nine with your compliment! Show support!

* = NSFW

Link to all my masterlist (+Din, + Marcus, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Draco Malfoy, Loki, Shawn Mendes, Tom Holland, Peter Parker, Angus McGyver, Newt Scamander, George Weasley)

DIN DJARIN X READER     (THE MANDALORIAN)

Your gentle touch   @certifiedskywalker

Summary: Dyn is forgetting his old ways but, with clear eyes, he finds something he didn’t know that he was missing out on.

Hopes and dreams    @certifiedskywalker

Summary: She’s literally a pure angel and they’re in love with each other. She holds the baby and he says mama and inside his helmet he’s thinking about marrying her.

Dating Din Djarin would include    @certifiedskywalker

Summary: what the title says, baby

NSFW Alphabet *    @no-droids

Summary: ya know

Touch it softly    @dindjarindiaries

Summary: When you invite Din to play with your hair, you both get a little more than lost in the moment. (iamburdened's note: it's so cute you will die)

Everything I wanted   @dindjarindiaries

Summary: You’re trapped inside a Din x Omera love triangle, struggling to get to your lover who’s entranced with your new host. (iamburdened's note: we all have read some angst shit with Omera, so I assure you this is worthy your time and the pain it will make you feel)

Masterlist    @dindjarindiaries

Summary: this is paradise, bitches. Jump in head first!

The War    @thisisthe-wayson

Summary: Din, baby Yoda and reader in a snow ball fight? Sign me the hell up!

The Ghost    @evendeadlmthehero

Summary: you are a blind assassin who was sent to capture a 50 year old target. You then become the target’s number one guardian, protecting him from bounty hunters like The Mandalorian himself. (iamburdened's note: you HAVE to read this, I don't even care! This is the most badass reader I've ever read.)

And he is one with me    @softpedropascal

Summary: soft shortie one about the face reveal we all love.

Hold me while you wait   @ohwaitimthewriter

Summary: Din is in love, Din is the best, blind!reader, first kiss. Have I convinced you to read it yet?

Masterlist   @ohwaitimthewriter

Summary: absolutely amazing!

The Artist    @no-droids-allowed​

Summary: Din is after a bounty, a force sensitive artist. When he finds her, surprise! All her painting are his face. Turns out they are soulmates!

Untitled omega!Din x alpha!reader *  @mikeisthricedeceased​

Summary: this is a part 2, BUT this is where the spicy stuff is so I am recommending it. Come on, it's omega Din Djarin. You want to see what happens. 

Gone and fallen in love   @propertyofdindjarin​

Summary: Din being a cute dad, accidental confession.... if I tell you I think about this from time to time will I convince you to read it? So cute!

Cyar'ika and brown eyes *  @thedevilwearsbeskar​

Summary: din’s always had a nickname for you - and thanks to your new friend miggs mayfeld, the mandalorian now has one too.

Everything I need   @thedevilwearsbeskar​

Summary: din has to rethink his life plans how that you’re by side - not that he’s complaining.

Mine   @thefanbasewhore​

Summary: Din says goodbye to reader and Grogu but once they are reunited Din has mixed feels about the situation, jealous of Luke.

Mine part 2 *   @thefanbasewhore​

Summary: Din shows you who you belong to just to discover something life changing.

Masterlist    @absurdthirst​

Summary: I recommend everything here.

More Din Djarin recommendations here

Get used to this gif because it's one of the only 5 we have of Marcus and all fics use it!

MARCUS PIKE X READER     (THE MENTALIST)

Just say yes *

Summary: (note: you have to be logged on AO3 to read!) LISTEN UP! This is a MUST READ! I am pretty confident that the internet was invented jut so ART like this could be shared to poor humanity. I wish I could read it for the first time every damn day! No, it's not a proposal fic, the title has other meaning (super cool also). How to summarize it? Marcus goes on a vacation on Italy months after the Lisbon disaster and he finds you. Go read it!

Dreams *   @absurdthirst​

Summary: this is the classic "I had a sex dream about you and now I am awkward" BUT the way it's done makes it perfect. God, I think about this one more often than I should.

Apples & lattes *    @forever-rogue​

Summary: 7k words of pure fluff with agent Pike. First meeting, first dates... oh, to live a cute life with Marcus....

Missing Piece    @aerynwrites​

Summary:  baby talk with our favorite FBI agent. 

A love in bloom   @opheliaelysia​

Summary: The flowers mean ‘good morning’, and so much more.

What's in a name?   @ficsilike-reblogged​

Summary: The five times Marcus Pike tries to learn your name and the one time he actually does. (iaburâened's note: so cute and amazing how they progressed and Marcus nickname for her???? Just kill me already!)

Apple Pie and Chai   @artemiseamoon​

Summary: it's smolders and it is precious. Marcus being insecure and getting validation is what we need in this fandom. 

A good thing   @mellowswriting​

Summary: cute pregnancy reveal.

Masterlist    @dindjarindiaries​

Summary: I recommend absolutely everything here. 

Little things Marcus loves    @dindjarindiaries​

Summary: things you do that Marcus loves. AKA Marcus getting the love he fucking deserves.

Gold    @uselessbiwrites​

Summary: Your favorite mornings were always the ones where Marcus woke up first. (iamburdened's note: artist!Marcus! I repeat! Artist!Marcus!) 

Heaven   @mellowswriting​

Summary: dad!Marcus, happy!Marcus, getting what he deserves!Marcus. 

We'll always have Paris   @fromthedeskoftheraven​

Summary: sap moments with the cliche romance thing king. 

Like magic   @mellowswriting​

Summary: Marcus being showered in love (ha, did you get it?) just how he fucking deserves!

Ring *   @say-al0e​

Summary: Marcus Pike really enjoys being married. One of his favorite things? Seeing the ring on your finger. But what he doesn’t seem to realize is that you’re just as happy to see the ring on his finger. (AKA literally just smut that involves fingering and rings.) (iamburdened's note: this is the most canon kink for him, isn't it?)

Masterlist    @absurdthirst​

Summary: yes, again!

The portrait of love   @writings-of-a-hufflepuff​

Summary: When Marcus takes to you a work gala for the first time, he just expects a nice night chatting with colleagues and being proud to have his partner on his arm. He’s in truth a little bit worried that you’ll get bored hearing him talk about the latest art recoveries, truthfully, there’s nothing you enjoy more than listening to Marcus talk passionately about something.

As time goes by *    @absurdthirst​

Summary: After Teresa, Marcus is hesitant to jump back into the dating world, so you propose a friends with benefits situation that works, until it doesn’t. (my note: 7k of Marcus Pike. Paradise)

More Marcus Pike recommendations here

[admiringlove]

Hey! Here's a new ask game: sort your moots into Hogwarts Houses!

hi, thhis took me a really really long time to answer because i was v busy when thihs ask came in. but herer we go!

@apricitobio; po, my wonderful darling. hufflepuff. i don't even have words to describe you.

@melsun; LMAOO if you think i'm not putting her in slytherin you're dumb.

@sunarent; slytherin all the way. mother and mel are soulmates for a reason yk.

@lovemeian; this is hard. i think lavi suits in hufflepuff but is also foolishly brave so gryffindor it is.

@roanniee; hmm. ro is v smart, so ravenclaw. she's also v empathetic so i kinda struggled on this one.

@rindough; HUFFLEPUFF RIGHT OFF THE BAT. i don't even need to think. she's a cinnamon roll.

@shoyotime; hm. gryffindor. hard to put her somewhere but inez feels like the person who'll jump into a fire to save draco(she hasn't read or watched harry potter so i wanna know her reaction on this).

@deepdive-with-aurelius; slytherin. i have no other words.

@ez-simping; this is also hard, but i think either hufflepuff or gryffindor. she gives me newt scamander vibes but if he was a gryffindor.

@todorki-shoto; t gives me slytherin vibes but not the mean slytherin yk? like the cool slytherin. imagine if sirius black was a slytherin. that's t but male.

@whitplague; deffo a gryffindor. she checks all the boxes way too quickly.

@myakkun; LMAO SLYTHERIN DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN. RIS IS SLYTHERIN.

@amjustagirl; definitely gryffindor. nikki gives off protective motherly vibes and i always feel safe at home w her.

@confusedvagabonduniverse; ravenclaw for sure. nish is so so smart it's not even funny. if i'm in a big dilemma i would go to her.

@ellewords; ok elle is like that one character who everyone thinks is a cinnamon roll but actually has like a 'i hate everyone' vibe. definitely ravenclaw or slytherin.

@sunamour; hm. this one is hard. hufflepuff or slytherin. because scarlett is either like v v nice or a disney villain.

@saudade-mayari; mama sel is a ravenclaw. you can’t convince me otherwise. one of the smartest nd most capable people i know.

okay i think that's everyone? if i missed someone, please let me know! i'll add you right away <3

[wikluk]

You have mommy-issues that have led you to latch onto Julieta.

Oh... Oooooohhhh... that would make a lot of sense but actually... Not at all!

My mama is, quite ironically, quite similar to Julieta in many ways. Just as affectionate, kinda spoiling me and treating me still like a baby, worrying about me 24/7 and being overprotective as hell even though I've been a legal adult for almost 4 years now... (tho she has a lot of Pepa and Alma in her as well)

But she certainly has mommy issues, on the other hand. She has never had a close relationship with my grandma, if anything - I'm closer to my mama's mama than my mama is lol

I'm just... I've always been drawn to kind cinnamon rolls - Eliza Hamilton, Fluttershy, Julieta Madrigal, Newt Scamander, Obi-Wan Kenobi (kinda counts in my book), Aragorn (kinda counts as well I hope). And it's nice to make cinnamon rolls suffer lol. Just... The potential is here... And checking the boundaries of their kindness, strength and so on... It's quite interesting!

{ original post is here }

[questionartbox]

Helpful and easy to carry

Had some time over for quick sketches ahhh Art blog: questionartbox

[lysalamandcr]

[  mena massoud, cis-man, he/him + upside down by jack johnson  ]   ━━   Hey, is that [ Lysander Newton Scamander ]? I read an article on them once ; they're [ twenty-four ] years old of [ pureblood ] descent, a [ wizard ] and a [ Ravenclaw ] alumnus. I heard they had gone on to be a [ Magizoologist ] . I've heard they can be quite [ Observant + Whimsical ], but I don’t know… they came off very [ Judgmental + Tactless ] in that interview. It really is hard to know what to believe these days though, isn’t it?

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BASIC INFORMATION:

full name: lysander newton scamander name meaning: lysander - meaning “release of a man” or “liberator”, newton - meaning “new town”, scamander - meaning “awkward” nicknames: salamander, ly, scam, sander age: twenty-four (24) birthday: may 16th gender: cis-man pronouns: he/him/his sexuality: unsure blood status: pureblood alliance: neutral

APPEARANCE:

face claim: mena massoud height: 5′ 8″ (five foot eight) eye color: dark brown hair color and style: black. he does all sorts of things with his hair but it’s almost always natural with his curls. scars/piercings/tattoos/other markings: three lines tattooed across the left of his neck, a flower up his right side, and a small cross on his wrist. fashion sense: muted colors; mainly browns, blues, grey, and white. lysander likes clothes that are comfortable to him and practical for his job. suits were never something he liked but he’s able to tolerate for special occasions. 

PERSONALITY:

the label: meyers-briggs: likes: the ocean, creatures big and small, reading, making jewelry dislikes: comments about his mother, loud random noises, lying pet peeves: when someone starts talking to him when he’s doing something that involves reading/writing/focus,  vices: n/a

BASIC FACTS AND HEADCANONS:

patronus: a crow wand: Ash, possess a veela hair core, and it's Solid. Length:11⅔" (29.63cm) amortentia:  jasmine, old books, and maple syrup boggart: non-corporeal

loves mermaids

hates the way parchment feels

is autistic

CONNECTIONS:

lorcan scamander;

luna scamander; His best friend, his mom, and his coworker. Lysander had always been a bit of a mama’s boy which he did get teased for in school but he didn’t really care. Luna was the one person he went to about anything. He shared matching outfits and jewelry with her, often times the jewelry being pieces they made together.

rolf scamander;

roxanne wasley; Easily his best friend that’s outside of his family. The first time he saw her at the platform his whole face had just lit up. The boy was just drawn to her from day one and refused to leave.

scorpius malfoy; 

rose weasley-granger;

BIO:

Life before Hogwarts was perfect, in his opinion. He knew that sometimes his mom and father got upset when reading the newspaper. There was always whispers between them about comments they (the paper people) made of her or him and his brother. A family full of loons, they say. At the time he didn’t really understand what that meant and his mother often tried to keep that from him so it didn’t bother him.

Lysander was often the quiet one, reading his books or doing something with his mother. He particularly enjoyed going to the store with her and making crafts. Their fridge was often covered in pictures he drew of mermaids or nargles or their family because of this. It didn’t change much even as he grew up.

In hogwarts there was some bullying because of the excerpts from the prophet. It eventually died down after he had gotten angry with a classmate who made a comment about his mother and the boy had landed a good punch on the other for it. Lysander wasn’t one to get violent often, but there were just things that set him off easily and people learned really quick what those things were.

Outside of hogwarts, his sociability had gotten better but he still preferred being alone with a book than out in public at a bar or something. The traveling for work did help with that, though, not as much as he had hoped. Lysander tries his best to be ‘normal’ for the sake of staying out of the newspaper and for the sake of his mother.