#mama mc

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#771 Bath Day

Mc*Ridding On the back of Cerberus*Hurry Cebby!The Bad Angel who kidnapped Daddy is getting away!

Cerb*Running thru Devildom Street being sure not to hit cars along the way after being told by you the bad angels took daddy away, But makes a one-car crash along the way*Aroooo!

Mc*Looking back at the Car*Sorry!!!-Come on baby! Come on they are right there go get em!

Cerb*Heading into the building Mc is telling him to go but takes a closer look at the sign of the building, eyes widening in realizing stopping before his noses enter the giant door*!?!

The Building is...a GIANT Car Wash, Which makes the Giant Hellhound growl at your lying as he sets you down on the floor*

Cerb:Grrrr!*Turning around in a huffyfit*

Mc: Yeah Yeah-I know! But you wouldn't have come if I told you it was bath day!*Walks to be in front of him, crossing arms was knocked by the three heads blowing a breath*ACK-Cerberus Morningstar!*Gets back up and grabs his tail*

Cerb*Yips and body jump look as his body is dragged by his Tiny Human parent*!?!

Mc: UUGH!-NO! LISTEN TO MAMA!?*Trying not to budge in pulling him inside the washing building, as Cerberus whines and barks to get away, is using both Beel training to handle Cerberus and...magic to make them stronger*YOUR NOT GONNA WIN YOU KNOW THAT!

CarWashDemon*Watching in shock as the human is able to take control and lecture THE Cerberus like a mere human world dog*...

Mc*Puts the money on the register, looking at the worker*Four quarters please~

Cerb*Hidding behind a car, whining*

Mc: Uh Hello...I can SEE you...

Cerb*Pouts and brings his tail to also hide, hoping now you won't see him*...

Mc: BOY GET YOUR BUTT IN THERE!*Points at the carwash*

Luci*Sees Cerberus with a clean coat,smelling...of a new car? with pink bows on his necks*...Not so funny now that it happens to you huh

Cerb*Pouts at him*Ruff!

Just imagining you M!Mc calling himself "Mama" to Cerberus like Newt Scamander with his creatures-

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: You want me to ruin your engagement?

Idia: Yes.

MC: ...

MC: Damn, you're an awful human being. Haven't heard of cancelling it on your own?

Idia: Do you think my parents would listen?

MC: Um, yeah? They're G with almost everything.

Idia: Yeah, sure, but not this one.

MC: ...

MC: How about you meet them first? You don't wanna end up regretting later.

Idia: I only regret missing in-game events.

MC: 😑

Idia: ...

MC: ...

Mama Shroud: Surprise!

MC and Idia: *engaged to each other*

MC: Excuse me, Mrs. Shroud. BUT HOW???

Mama Shroud: Oh, Crowley stood as your father and agreed to the arrangement.

MC: ...

MC: NOOOO-!!!

Idia: ...

Idia: I'm cool with this.

MC: ...

Idia: Don't look at me like that. Y'know we can tolerate each other.

MC: ...

MC: Yeah. Makes sense.

Mama Shroud: Aww~ *then laughs*

[riotcat103]

smth I thought of while watching mistress Isabelle brooks 🙏

[kunimilktea]

Made a somewhat ref sheet of the holden-last fam

I was just gonna draw with just kori and cove but i got carried away and put the kiddies on the same ref sheet as well o(-(

[chi-chib]

Simeon as cooking mama (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)💕

( thx for 70 followers ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ )

[karokawwo]

Fun fact about Katra! His full name is actually Álvaro Katra Jiménez Almanazar. Some of his teachers refer to him as Álvaro Jiménez and he always forgets that's supposed to be him

[ghoulspaw]

"kawaii santa-san" 🙏

[loveandleases]

Lol in my wildest dreams, my MC tells her mom that they hope that one day, opening their home she finds her husband fucking aunt Em on the kitchen counter. Because they're gonna support aunt Em's love life with their dad. Lol unfortunately aunt Em is not a bitch as Jade. LOL

Em wouldn't, it's a nice screw you to the mom though.

[simple-dark-eyes]

*Yuu fucking around and singing their version of "Stacy's Mom."*

Yuu: Silver's dad has got it going on! He's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Silver, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Silver's pa!

Silver: *very uncomfortable*

Sebek: *insert very long and LOUD lecture here*

Malleus: *doesn't know if he wants to laugh or cry*

Alternatively:

Yuu: Deuce's mom has got it going on! She's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Deucey, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Deuce's mom!

Deuce: STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!!!

The rest of the first years: *laughing their asses off*

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

LL Cool J release his fourth album Mama Said Knock You Out September 14, 1990

[seventies70s]

It wasn’t unusual for young Reyner to be found lounging against his friend, Grizzly, after a long day of hunting and swimming in the nearby springs.

[momochanners]

Love to see your BG3 art :) The amount of fine lads in BG3 is soothing. Personal favorites so far are Raphael (they really nailed the devil to sell your soul to) and daddy Halsin. Dunno if these two will be romanceable but when did that ever stopped people, lol :D I still snort when see the size difference between my dwarven lady and Halsin. Like, okay, buff-druid-tree-climbing challenge accepted

Sorry for the late reply, I had been terribly busy ;_; Imagine that between then and now, Halsin has been announced (and shown!) to be beary romanceable XD

Thanks for your kind words! About your question, I'll probably play a duergar dorfette Tav somewhere down the line (probably as a Spore Druid), but for now I have my Hill & Mountain Dorf ladies & lads lined up to go come game time.

I leave you with what probably is the first impression we all got in Early Access when we finally rescued Halsin:

[harunayuuka2060]

Toddler MC: Papu?

Idia: I'm not your Papu. And we're not blood-related.

Toddler MC: But we family?

Idia: ...

Idia: Yeah.

Toddler MC: *beams*

Mama Shroud, Papa Shroud, and Ortho: *watching them from the monitor*

Mama Shroud: Should we get him a wife?

Papa Shroud: Boss, I think giving him a child is more than enough.

Ortho: *giggles*

Mama Shroud: Ortho, watch them closely. Okay?

Ortho: Okay~!

[potatotrash0]

shittily edited twst memes part 2: electric boogaloo

[violetlunette]

Part of this series

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Grim: *Being obnoxious at shit-it’s-early time*

Yuu: Grim, it’s shit-it’s-early time, so I’m gonna tell you the same thing Mama used to say when I woke her up in the middle of the night after a nightmare.

Yuu: *Pulls out a hatchet*

Grim: *freaks out* MWAHH!!

Yuu: Go the fuck to sleep unless you wanna end up upstairs with your daddies in a hat box.

[fizziedoodle]

You give me butterflies, you the one, fuck them other guys. At the start, I told a couple lies, but after that, I swear I really tried. Kept it real about my past niggas and I hope you never thinkin' otherwise.

Sometimes my mind takes me places and I wonder why, Why the fuck you got two phones? Nigga, what you doin' on that other line? Shit better be some money talk or some beef talk or another vibe.

I don't play about a side bitch and you heard me say about a hunnid times. Let me try and keep it sexy for you, we can talk about that another time. Love your ass in the worst way, let you hit it on the first date, What you gon' do for Big Mama, for real? What do I get for my birthday?

- Latto ; Big Mama