#mama mc

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#771 Bath Day

Mc*Ridding On the back of Cerberus*Hurry Cebby!The Bad Angel who kidnapped Daddy is getting away!

Cerb*Running thru Devildom Street being sure not to hit cars along the way after being told by you the bad angels took daddy away, But makes a one-car crash along the way*Aroooo!

Mc*Looking back at the Car*Sorry!!!-Come on baby! Come on they are right there go get em!

Cerb*Heading into the building Mc is telling him to go but takes a closer look at the sign of the building, eyes widening in realizing stopping before his noses enter the giant door*!?!

The Building is...a GIANT Car Wash, Which makes the Giant Hellhound growl at your lying as he sets you down on the floor*

Cerb:Grrrr!*Turning around in a huffyfit*

Mc: Yeah Yeah-I know! But you wouldn't have come if I told you it was bath day!*Walks to be in front of him, crossing arms was knocked by the three heads blowing a breath*ACK-Cerberus Morningstar!*Gets back up and grabs his tail*

Cerb*Yips and body jump look as his body is dragged by his Tiny Human parent*!?!

Mc: UUGH!-NO! LISTEN TO MAMA!?*Trying not to budge in pulling him inside the washing building, as Cerberus whines and barks to get away, is using both Beel training to handle Cerberus and...magic to make them stronger*YOUR NOT GONNA WIN YOU KNOW THAT!

CarWashDemon*Watching in shock as the human is able to take control and lecture THE Cerberus like a mere human world dog*...

Mc*Puts the money on the register, looking at the worker*Four quarters please~

Cerb*Hidding behind a car, whining*

Mc: Uh Hello...I can SEE you...

Cerb*Pouts and brings his tail to also hide, hoping now you won't see him*...

Mc: BOY GET YOUR BUTT IN THERE!*Points at the carwash*

Luci*Sees Cerberus with a clean coat,smelling...of a new car? with pink bows on his necks*...Not so funny now that it happens to you huh

Cerb*Pouts at him*Ruff!

Just imagining you M!Mc calling himself "Mama" to Cerberus like Newt Scamander with his creatures-

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: You want me to ruin your engagement?

Idia: Yes.

MC: ...

MC: Damn, you're an awful human being. Haven't heard of cancelling it on your own?

Idia: Do you think my parents would listen?

MC: Um, yeah? They're G with almost everything.

Idia: Yeah, sure, but not this one.

MC: ...

MC: How about you meet them first? You don't wanna end up regretting later.

Idia: I only regret missing in-game events.

MC: 😑

Idia: ...

MC: ...

Mama Shroud: Surprise!

MC and Idia: *engaged to each other*

MC: Excuse me, Mrs. Shroud. BUT HOW???

Mama Shroud: Oh, Crowley stood as your father and agreed to the arrangement.

MC: ...

MC: NOOOO-!!!

Idia: ...

Idia: I'm cool with this.

MC: ...

Idia: Don't look at me like that. Y'know we can tolerate each other.

MC: ...

MC: Yeah. Makes sense.

Mama Shroud: Aww~ *then laughs*

[riotcat103]

smth I thought of while watching mistress Isabelle brooks 🙏

[kunimilktea]

Made a somewhat ref sheet of the holden-last fam

I was just gonna draw with just kori and cove but i got carried away and put the kiddies on the same ref sheet as well o(-(

[chi-chib]

Simeon as cooking mama (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)💕

( thx for 70 followers ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ )

[karokawwo]

Fun fact about Katra! His full name is actually Álvaro Katra Jiménez Almanazar. Some of his teachers refer to him as Álvaro Jiménez and he always forgets that's supposed to be him

[loveandleases]

Lol in my wildest dreams, my MC tells her mom that they hope that one day, opening their home she finds her husband fucking aunt Em on the kitchen counter. Because they're gonna support aunt Em's love life with their dad. Lol unfortunately aunt Em is not a bitch as Jade. LOL

Em wouldn't, it's a nice screw you to the mom though.

[simple-dark-eyes]

*Yuu fucking around and singing their version of "Stacy's Mom."*

Yuu: Silver's dad has got it going on! He's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Silver, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Silver's pa!

Silver: *very uncomfortable*

Sebek: *insert very long and LOUD lecture here*

Malleus: *doesn't know if he wants to laugh or cry*

Alternatively:

Yuu: Deuce's mom has got it going on! She's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Deucey, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Deuce's mom!

Deuce: STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!!!

The rest of the first years: *laughing their asses off*

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

LL Cool J release his fourth album Mama Said Knock You Out September 14, 1990

[seventies70s]

It wasn’t unusual for young Reyner to be found lounging against his friend, Grizzly, after a long day of hunting and swimming in the nearby springs.

[momochanners]

Love to see your BG3 art :) The amount of fine lads in BG3 is soothing. Personal favorites so far are Raphael (they really nailed the devil to sell your soul to) and daddy Halsin. Dunno if these two will be romanceable but when did that ever stopped people, lol :D I still snort when see the size difference between my dwarven lady and Halsin. Like, okay, buff-druid-tree-climbing challenge accepted

Sorry for the late reply, I had been terribly busy ;_; Imagine that between then and now, Halsin has been announced (and shown!) to be beary romanceable XD

Thanks for your kind words! About your question, I'll probably play a duergar dorfette Tav somewhere down the line (probably as a Spore Druid), but for now I have my Hill & Mountain Dorf ladies & lads lined up to go come game time.

I leave you with what probably is the first impression we all got in Early Access when we finally rescued Halsin:

[potatotrash0]

shittily edited twst memes part 2: electric boogaloo

[harunayuuka2060]

Toddler MC: Papu?

Idia: I'm not your Papu. And we're not blood-related.

Toddler MC: But we family?

Idia: ...

Idia: Yeah.

Toddler MC: *beams*

Mama Shroud, Papa Shroud, and Ortho: *watching them from the monitor*

Mama Shroud: Should we get him a wife?

Papa Shroud: Boss, I think giving him a child is more than enough.

Ortho: *giggles*

Mama Shroud: Ortho, watch them closely. Okay?

Ortho: Okay~!

[violetlunette]

Part of this series

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Grim: *Being obnoxious at shit-it’s-early time*

Yuu: Grim, it’s shit-it’s-early time, so I’m gonna tell you the same thing Mama used to say when I woke her up in the middle of the night after a nightmare.

Yuu: *Pulls out a hatchet*

Grim: *freaks out* MWAHH!!

Yuu: Go the fuck to sleep unless you wanna end up upstairs with your daddies in a hat box.

[chqnaslexpzzz]

The Kaedes movie night!!🍿📺

Whenever they can, this little family will grab blankets, snuggles next to each other and they would watch movies. Chiaki would stay focused and quiet but Fuuto can’t stop himself from making comments about everything interesting during the movie. Luckily Opal is here to listen to her son.

I LOVE THE SMALL DRAWINGS IVE BEEN DOING ON MY PHONE soooo cute!

[thegamingcatmom]

How far will Mother Miranda go in giving into her birb behavior?

Silly thought:

MC on a park bench or something feeding the birds with some bread or bird seed

And then miri descends

A stare off? MC offers some to the weird birb lady

And then Miri swipes the bread away

Listen-

Thinking about Birb Momma´s urges is pretty much all I do besides eating and sleeping. 😭🫠

I think she´d try to remain as non-bird as possible though, lol. At least in public. She does have a reputation to uphold, after all. ;3

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Miri: *sees some villager throwing seeds for the chickens*

Miri:

CONCEAL DON´T FEEL DONT LET EM KNOW MIRI. 👁️👁️💧

It´s a good thing she´s mastered the art of concealing herself in the 100 smt years she´s been parading as The Priestess...

In private though? With MC being the only witness (and death-threatened into secrecy)?

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MC: *sleeping soundly*

Miri: *comes barging through the door*

MC: "WHA-"

Miri: *throws something on her*

MC: "-mpf!"

Miri: *stares*

MC: *untangles herself from that something and takes a moment to study it before throwing Miri a look*

MC: "...What-"

Miri: "We must begin the preparations."

...

MC: "...Uh-"

Miri: "Spring is drawing ever closer."

MC: "Ah, well thank God for that, right?? I love snow, but man, that weather´s been really starting to-"

Miri: *turns around and leaves out the open door again mid (one-sided) convo*

MC: "..."

MC: *merely shakes her head and makes to go back to sleep cause, by now, she´s become rather used to her roommate´s/abductor´s/lover´s/master´s quirks, but then remembers-*

MC: "Hm..."

MC: *takes the something and stuffs it under her pillow before cuddling back in*

MC: "...This is quite nice, actually."

MC: *snuggles in further, sighing in content*

A few minutes later...

MC: *back to sleeping soundly*

Miri: *walks through the open door, fully intending to-*

...

Miri: *sees MC snuggled in, something stuffed under her-*

Miri: "..."

Miri: *quietly approaches the bed, drops what she´s carrying very carefully, before leaving out the door again*

If one were to pay close attention, they might notice a slight spring in the Priestess´s step...

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The next day...

MC: *slowly wakes up, yawning widely as she goes to stretch her lim-*

MC: "...Wha-"

MC: *tries to stretch her limbs, which are buried beneath layers upon layers of blankets and pillows and...other stuff*

MC: "Are you...kidding me?!"

MC: *starts sweating from the exertion...and from the masses currently squishing her*

MC: "UGH!"

MC: *has to give up cause there´s no escaping that*

MC, in a last resort: "MIRANDAAAAA!"

A few seconds later...

Miri: *swaggers in with all the confidence of a woman who knows exactly what she did (which pretty much means her usual self)*

Miri: "Hm?"

MC: "What do you mean Hm? Look at me!"

Miri: *looks at her*

Miri: "Mhm, appealing qualities indeed..."

MC: "Wha-that´s not what...UGH!"

MC: *tries to wriggle free again*

Miri: *watches her in a mix of amusement and...smt else*

MC, huffing and puffing: "...A little help here??"

Miri: "...Whatever for?"

...

MC: "...What do you mean Whatever for?? I´ve become one with the bed! I AM the bed!"

Miri, wearing her pokerface: "Hm, it would seem so."

MC: "..."

Miri: "..."

MC: "...Why?"

Miri: "...Spring is drawing-"

MC: "MIRANDA!"

...

Miri: "...The season is drawing ever closer."

MC: *eye starts twitching*

MC: "...What season?"

Miri: *cocks her head to the side before turning around and leaving out the door to get more stuff to add to the pile*

MC: *lies there in silence*

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...

...

MC: *starts thrashing-"

Due to all the thrashing, dozens of black feathers are thrown up, dancing in the air for a while before slowly starting to descend. You watch them for a moment, mesmerized by their soothing drift, before you realize-

"...Ah, shit-"

Nesting season. 🪺

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NOT ME IMAGINING CROW MAMA POPPING OUT THEM EGGOS. 🥚🫠

Everything that woman might do makes me feral.

Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋