#“just kidding” COWARD 🗣🗣🗣

[ghoulspaw]

"kawaii santa-san" 🙏

[master-of-stupidity]

Fuck it gonna put all my Tangled rants into a single thread that I'll just continue on if needed-

Oldest to newest btww (also spoilers most of these r about Eugene btw ik ik I'm a lil autistic spare me 💀)

That one part of Bruno is Orange but Eugene coded-

"Did you hear about that Father

Sent his own infant son away

And said "It's to *dangerous* for

you to stay so, I had to *save* you" "

I may be cringe but I am FREE

Yo omg ok so my brother is singin a Into the Woods song while I look at Tangled stuff n it made me remember a scene from the play where Gothel yells at the Prince "Rapunzel can think for herself!" n like- dude Cass said the same thing in Cassandra's Revenge to Eugene! Ooo girlll-

The way I would kill so many ppl if it meant getting a series about Lance n Eugene as kids like broooo imagineee-

Its crazy how like I'll be enjoying my day than suddenly I'll see a post of a mf going "Hey what if Eugene thought he was a yr younger cuz he was like a rlly scrawny kid?" Yeah ok sure n what if I hit u with a *metal pole*

My tangled ocs r so random its hilarious- like it goes from a bodyguard,a greedy businessman,a ringleader,n than that one serial killer who turns ppl into meat pies like how did we get here???? 😭🙏

I just remembered like just a few days ago my brother randomly said "vase" while playing Fortnite n my ass just said "vAHse" just to fck w/ him n like that kinda reminded me of that one scene of Eugene n Cass like damn they were sibling coded frrr lmao I miss em

Wdym there was a scrapped Eugene n Lance childhood episode??🧍And WDYM it's literally everything I ever wished for and more???????? 😃

Would love to see Eugene n Martin Kratt interact solely to see Martin be appalled n slowly lose his mind over how Eugene knows jackshit about animals 💀🙏

I think the Eugene genderbends look so weird to me because none of them kept the infamous goatee like cmon man don't be a coward give that girl some facial hair 🗣🗣

I should not be relating Heather's music to scenes from Tangled the Series yet here we r 😭

Omggg thinking about how Eugene proposing to Rapunzel in tts came from his abandonment issues n him literally not being able to see a life without Rapunzel omgg shut upppp leave me ALONEEE

Literally despise with every fiber of my being how the writers of the shitty Wreck it Ralph 2 movie had fcking RAPUNZEL of all ppl say "Do ppl assume all ur problems were solved just because a big strong man showed up?" They fcking HATEE the movie Tangled *so much* bro istggg

OMFG THE VOICE OF KING FREDRIC FROM TANGLED IS MR. FCKING KRABS WHAT?????

The way I wanna be bold n talk more about the "Over the Corona Walls" ep- esp about Staylan n Eugene n all the icky implications of that but I'm also so scared too cuz I fear ppl won't take me seriously or think I'm overanalyzing too much 😭🙏

Lowkey not over the fact Eugene was willing to trap himself back in an abusive relationship, "leaving" the one person he HAS died for n would die for again, all to save his best friend like bro don't TALK TO MEEEE

As u can tell I am totally normal n not at all ill about Eugene or this show 😁

What if I gave Eugene like- slight wedding trauma after the whole "Beyond the Corona Walls" incident??? I think it'd be kinda cool n in character ngll 🤭🤭

No but that prompt for the unaired Lance n Eugene episode STILL makes me so fcking ill bro stg can't STAND those mfss bro 😭😭

"And if I gave up on being *pretty* I wouldn't know how to be ALIVE" is SO Eugene coded idc idc idccccc

You think if I put Eugene Fitzherbert in The Amazing Digital Circus he'd be a walking dumpster fire considering he needs an identity to function n in TADC u like- quite literally don't have one??? 💀

Was listening to an audio last night n now I kinda wish we knew like- what Eugene's mom was actually *like* in a way considering I don't think her character was ever explored :((

Why is this plushie literally Eugene Fitzherbert omgg I want it nowwww

To the ppl who only see others as their pfps lowkey rlly hope y'all just see me as jester Eugene Fitzherbert cuz that'd be rlly funny n I'd love that 💀🙏 like yes I truly am just Eugene in a jester fit yappin my ass off on twitter dot com LMFAOOO (btw follow me @/theratbatjester)

[strangeswift]

🗣📣 ANHEUSER BUSCH GO FUCK YOURSELVES

THIS is rainbow capitalism gone wrong. THIS is a corporation proving that they don't care about us, they only care what we can do for their public image.

except this time they failed spectacularly. first of all, you should have expected the backlash, and if your plan all along was to run from it, you never should have attempted what you did. you're fucking BUD LIGHT. you KNOW your demographic. your demographic is conservative.

so this is what happens when a fucking spineless corporation tries to use a trans creator to save their dying brand, and throws her to the wolves the second KID ROCK of all people shoots up a case of bud light and a few stadium country artists denounce you. what the fuck is wrong with you.

you tried to do what ford is doing, and it didn't work, because i truly believe you're so tone deaf to these issues that you just thought attaching any lgbtq person to your brand would do the trick. well guess what? it didn't. all you did was pivot the conversation for conservatives back to mocking trans people. and instead of defending your spokesperson, you ran away like a fucking coward and put out the most bullshit statement i have ever seen. you weren’t trying to "divide people"? dividing bigots from the rest of us is not a bad thing, you just can't take the heat. it was a bad move, and i hope your brand continues to die out, but i hate that you'll think it's because you platformed a trans woman. it's not. it's because you abandoned her. get fucked.

(here's a good piece on it, you guys can look it up to see all the bullshit)

[monster-or-man]

🗣 both boys if you want

"Dennis is a coward. A small... rotten coward that is nothing but useless to me and my alternate. He makes poor decisions. Associates with folks that will one day get him killed. All that dumb kid needs to do is just the right thing and all of this... will disappear."

"As for Jaden. He seems like a bootlicker. Kiss the arse of Silas no matter what or at the very least, throw his life down for a commander that would not do the same. Both he and Shale are similar in that regard. When will he see the mistake of allying with them? Maybe never... which is a shame because he would be a useful asset for my team."