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well ok so nobody is doing it like doechii

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OLIVIA RODRIGO & CHAPPELL ROAN at the 67th Annual Grammy Awards — February 2, 2025

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need gifs of chappell crawling across the stage, chop chop

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i wish i could feel emotions the normal amount

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sorry i haven't read your fic yet it's been in my open tabs for 8 months

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CENTRAL TENETS:

i loved hearing about your boyfriend. notice how no one has ever said this to u

i’m so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend i’m serious

‘my friends boyfriend’ is the lowest form of vertebrae life

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it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

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God strike down everyone who caused her suffering

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I love bimbos on boats the show it's so fucking bonkers. they have themed weekly cruises. yeah normal things like plastic surgery. where to? don't know doesn't matter don't think about it. don johnson is there AND hes the captain. there are 34 separate things going on at all times. plastic surgery addicted ken doll guy died. and right before joshua jackson understood the concept of bisexuality at that. a girl licherally did so much coke her nose FELL!!!!!!!!!! OF!!!!!!! while leisurely chilling at the pool. they had to improvise a none skin graft solution because someone's tits were necrotic from frostbite. need i remind u that they are on A CRUISE SHIP. they only have three characters there is no plot no supporting cast no nothing. just a possible threesome and a dream.

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ik the day I get a job that’s not food service is gonna be crazy I’m gonna be like “my workday is over, is it okay if I go home or do you need me?” and they will laugh at me. I will be like do I have time to get my full break or should i just swallow the food whole and come back? do i even get a break? and they will be like girl where the fuck did you work before. Imagine having a job where they don’t say “wait until it calms down” when you say you’re going to the bathroom. a dream.

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WERE YOU GUYS SUBJECTED TO SEA SHANTIES EXTREMELY OFTEN AT A YOUNG AGE OR IS THIS NOT A UNIVERSAL WHITE EXPERIENCE… bc like ur man knew all of drunken sailer at age 5

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not to be a whore but can i listen to your heartbeat until i fall asleep

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the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

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my 5 year plan is to genuinely just have a good day

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happy new year this year i’m gonna lez out

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happy new year freaks and sluts