#THAT BITCH!!!!

[fizziedoodle]

You give me butterflies, you the one, fuck them other guys. At the start, I told a couple lies, but after that, I swear I really tried. Kept it real about my past niggas and I hope you never thinkin' otherwise.

Sometimes my mind takes me places and I wonder why, Why the fuck you got two phones? Nigga, what you doin' on that other line? Shit better be some money talk or some beef talk or another vibe.

I don't play about a side bitch and you heard me say about a hunnid times. Let me try and keep it sexy for you, we can talk about that another time. Love your ass in the worst way, let you hit it on the first date, What you gon' do for Big Mama, for real? What do I get for my birthday?

- Latto ; Big Mama

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[vonlipvig]

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent

(signed, an autistic person)

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[munohlow]

[purpleminte]

God sending his silliest soldier:

[that-sea-sponge]

Your honor, I see no lies here.

[thinkingabout-girls]

90k note oli theorionsound

[jugganautism]

someone on twitter proposed the idea of bill wearing long gloves/socks and i had to manifest it into reality

(tweet in question)

[woetoy]

what goes on

[thepileofclothesonyourdesk]

"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."

I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets

[onemillionfurries]

"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned