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imagining this very funny totally amusing bit where dust (despite having a lot of pockets) makes horror carry a lighter for him (only because he can't be bothered to remember to bring one on him all the time) and horror keeps it in his head
but horror's a dick so everytime dust wants to smoke and he needs a light horror's always like "whats the password :3" (he actually said the emoticon i was the quotation marks) and dust has to guess. because horror changes it every time. and its never something predictable. and then he either just totally gives up on that cig or he has to forcefully dig into horror's head to get the lighter because horror's being a PRICK
now dust is shoulder deep into horror's eyesocket while horror is clawing and screaming and killer's just standing there behind them watching this unfold with that fuckass smile on his face (he can't get this type of entertainment anywhere else)
#bonus: this means that horror could theoretically breathe fire#like the world's shittiest magician!!!! he would need a shitton of fuel tho to get a big flame#peak mtt interactions i believe. knowledge of canon is only to make more ridiculous scenarios realistic#killer worlds best bystander to dust and horror's bullshit. he sees something he says NOTHING#erm well technically! the eye goop would get in the way of his vision so he actually doesn't see anything either! alright wrap it up pal#i COULD make this into a comic but i simply have larger priorities rn i cant (tweaking out over hw still)#horror if you were just less of a bitch maybe you wouldnt be in this situation#but it's the matter of the principle he says. dust has to guess the password he says. well who's complaining when dust is in your skull huh#this too counts as horrordust beefing. because you'd think that horror would just give the lighter to dust#but unfortunately this was posted by me (triglycercule) and i will have no such thing as bear horror on this account#dust would wear cargo shorts he would wear a cargo vest he'd have a belt with pockets he'd have secret shoe pockets he IS a pocket#why wouldnt dust just keep the lighter on him!!! CMON he's mellowed out since his dusttale days!! the human is dead so now he can be lazier#not lazy enough that he can couch rot for 3 weeks straight (he needs to stay SOMEWHAT active (force of habit))#but lazy enough where if he has a living purse then he will use said purse for its pursing purpose#horror's head doesnt even have enough space for dust to fit his arm in wtf. improper use of eye socket ahh 😭😭#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#THEYRE SO SILLY MTT MY SILLY GOOFS!!!! a rare moment where they beef but it has nothing to do with their lore/backstories
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i hate my boss i hate my boss i hate my boss
#shut up about how hard it is for you to pay taxes you own THREE MULTI MILLION DOLLAR HOMES. AND YOU CLAIM THEYRE ALL OWNER OCCUPIED ON#YOUR INSURANCE EVEN THOUGH YOURE RENTING THEM OUT. MAKING LIKE 8K A MONTH OFF EACH YOU SICK FUCK#I SEE YOU DROP 2K ON A NEW PURSE ON A WHIM I SEE YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT WANTING TO WORK WITH WOMEN AND PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT CULTURES#YOURE LITERALLY AN IMMIGRANT DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING PERSEPCTIVE. stupid motherfucker#even setting aside politics all you do is scream at people and call them stupid r*yards you’re literally 60 this is embarrassing behavior
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I dont Understand...
Makeup Bag $9.99 ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more makeup bag cases)
#polyvore#beauty products#beauty accessories#bags & cases#wash bag#toiletry bag#makeup bag case#toiletry kits#make up purse
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After seeing the view of that one rave party clip where Caboose is having none of it posted by alien8tdd, I feel the need to share the other side of the rave party clip with the Components
Volta gets fully into it with one of the Hoppers, Wrench has a bit of fun, Purse tries before saying "nah", and Krupp and Joule IMMEDIATELY b-line it the hell away from the chaos
#this clip in general just makes me cackle with laughter#I need more clips of the pre-2018 cast I miss my component goobers and their antics#starlight express#stex#also why can't you attach video clips to reblogs tumblr that's so daft#wrench the repair truck#krupp the armaments truck#joule the dynamite truck#volta the freezer truck#purse the money truck#stex components#C'MON GUYS YOU'RE ELECTRA'S SQUAD PULL UP WITH THE DANCE MOVES
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the friendship between these two that i have created in my mind is very important to me
#video#shitposting#blue eye samurai#abijah fowler#bloodsoaked chiaki#the two men that you see yapping together in public that make you clutch your purse a little tighter and speed up walking
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been hard at it don't u know
#totes. coin purses. oven gloves#i MAY also make some crossbody bags we'll see#absolutely heaps of fabric needs using up#back pain off the CHARTS from the way ive been hunching over to cut fabric BUT!!! very happy to be sewing#well this has mostly been cutting rather than sewing but 🤣#the sewing will come.
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almost like someone was really there
27 issues deep in hellblazer im currently obsessed with how bad this guy needs a Normal Hug and the lengths he will go to avoid getting one <3
edit: snorted the first 40 issues by now and. yeah
#john constantine#(draws a guy) just some guy. (puts a big coat on the guy) JOHN CONSTANTINE?#reading hellblazer so i can Understand...#i saw 2010s john a couple times and was like “no... this doesn't add up... this is nothing to me...”#“i have to know what it is about him that makes lesbians on tumblr put him in their purses”#(opens hellblazer 1) (immediately finds john in my purse) oh!
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I made a kandi charm of the stupid triangular baby <3333 Lalalalala or whatever
#Baby bill#baby bill cipher#book of bill#this is my first time making a kandi charm without like a guide#well I mean I used a template for the shoes but still I usually watch video tutorials for em#he’s like the size of my hand and he used all my yellow pony beads it’s so fucked up#He’s on my purse now lol
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#empoleon#i dunno what kind of face this guy is making but. i mean. sure#simply a tiny bit of a :> type beat. but also like. pursing their lips‚ i guess. i dunno i've never really looked at empoleon's face??#i guess they kinda look cool when you're not looking at their face. now they kinda just look silly#ugh and they have the fucking. blue eyes like the “people with blue eyes” meme. you know the one. that's this guy#also they're a fucking steel-type‚ right?? i'm gonna double-check this so folks in the comments don't kick my ass actually#yeah i was right. pretty sure this is the only steel-type starter? it's fucked up. a very cool typing but i have to wonder why
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Oh btw the roommate and I went to the Local Pool on Sunday and when I left my stuff on a chair I was really tickled by how my Bill purse looked just sitting there so here he is waiting for me to finish swimming so he can get out of the heat
#I actually giggled a bit bc I was so amused by how it looked lmao#Gravity Falls#oh btw I get SO MANY compliments on the purse it's awesome#more than makes up for the fact the purse is a single pouch with no interior pouches#speecher speaks
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Hey do yous want to see my favourite bit from the first Thor film? It's this bit:
What's going on here? Why would anyone be standing behind that big gold pillar for any reason other than to slink out from behind it? There's nothing there! Not even the sinister shadows that I suspect were supposed to be on that part of the set.
Oh ho ho, here we go, here we goooooo!!!
Oh yeah, I absolutely 100% trust whatever this lad's about to say. That's the least shifty approach I've ever seen in my life. He barely even skulked.
Listen to him, Thor! I don't care what he's saying to you, it's definitely good advice whatever it is. See how he's leaning towards you in a completely un-conspiratorial manner, speaking quietly because he knows you're a sensitive type who gets nervous around loud noises. This is really good advice. You can tell because he looks so earnest.
Oh and here come some witnesses! I mean your friends!
You can safely ignore whatever he's saying now though, Thor. He's obviously got a bit intimidated by the success that lies ahead when you carry out this amazing plan that you've just come up with all by yourself after he suggested it.
Oof, he's very against you doing that thing that you're about to do! He's sooooo disappointed with the way this is going. He's just said it's madness! In a loud, clear voice that should have carried across the room quite well.
I wonder if any of the witnesses overheard that part of the conversation?
Aye. Aye, they did :)
#no really i love this bit#this is true cinema. this is art. this is making me want to check if my purse is still where i left it.#that's why i get a bit sad when people tell me loki was just lurking behind that pillar because it has such a nice view of the sunset#if i'm supposed to conclude from this scene that loki was entirely innocent at this point then someone's fucked up quite badly here.#i mean aside from thor. thor's definitely fucked up quite badly here. he's fucked up by listening to slinky mcslinkface.#all that later drama could have been avoided if only this room hadn't had huge pillars along one side that a person could lurk behind :'(#why were you even standing there in the first place you shifty wee bastard (affectionate)?!#thor (2011)#mcu tag
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Death with a kissy mark on his big shiny bald head btw. If u care. Sorry it's neon green I drew it on a post-it note (oddly relevant to HaND)
#hes like a little purse dog to me and the fact that no one else is talking about it is making me feel insane#SOMEONE WIFE THAT MAN UP!!!!#have a nice death#HaND death#death HaND
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I should not be allowed to have adult money… I may have just impulsively bought Ateez tickets 🫢 we found some seats in the 200’s that weren’t that expensive and talked ourselves into it…
So anyways I’m gonna go feral seeing Seonghwa with my own two eyes this summer
#annie thoughts (❁ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)#we’re crazy… form#now I definitely gotta work gotta make that money make purse#now the next question is… am I crazy enough to try to save up to buy a lightstick…#I already bought one recently for when I see nct dream later this year
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but men really need to stop using women as a stand in for their moms. Heal your goddamn mother wounds, assign that responsibility to yourself and not to your crushes, girlfriends, and wives. Fucking go to therapy, thanks!
#rant#feminism#cis men#fuckboi#nice guys#incel behavior#toxic masculinity#emotional intelligence#codependency#emotional labor#weaponized incompetence#you don’t love her you’re just objectifying her in a different way#stop making women your supposed saviors#a girl isn’t gonna fix your life and your total lack of self esteem and awareness#all you are going to do is make her reponsible for making you feel better about yourself#idolizing relationships as a means of feeling less insecure is a good way to end up toxic as fuck#fucking fix your relationship with women before pursing a relationship with one#thanks for coming to my ted talk
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as a little treat i am sharing with you little Aya doodles I've done over the last few days to unwind ww just little expressions based on lines in-game because those are always fun to draw. nothing too special just biscuit
it's Aya because upon doing bizarrely throughout playthroughs of the game for still unspecified project purposes I've gained a soft spot for her she's my daughter now my mental tier list on my favorite characters is so confusing right now
#re:kinder#fanart#aya re:kinder#aya hibino#i state shes my daughter NOW because before i didnt pay too big of a mind to her#but honestly in each different playthrough of this game i gain new appreciation for each character#because fun fact ryou was my favorite character at first just because he seemed nice and was a healer and was nice#second playthrough brought in rei and shunsuke in my mind because they ate it up wirh their roles in the story#meanwhile as time passed yuuichi started to grow on me as i realized he was a little too relatable BASICALLY THINGS LIKE THAT#and spoilers for the unspecified project mentioned in the text just because i feel like it#i also did this because having a transcript of every line just spurred me on becquse of how easy it made things#its much more fun to start doing these kind of line based doodles when you dont have to manually go througj hours of gameplay to find stuff#so just being ablr to ctrl f through a document made me very glad HEUEHEHEBEHR#im still working on it it needs proofreading and polishing on some sides but overall it should be here soon i hope#if anyones interested in it do let me know HUEHEHEBRB i will post it regardless but it would be nice to know if anyone is interested#ANYWAY#as to why Aya seems to have a purse when her sprite doesnt its because her equipment mentions her carrying a yellow pouch#its meant to be that!!!#she looks very goofy with it on made me giggle ngl#(as in. amusement)#it adds more interest to her visual design so its nice to have it there im glad its there#OH YEAH SOME COMMENTARY ON ONE OF HER LINES HERE THAT REALLY PIQUED MY INTEREST#if sayaka dies and shes there to see it (thus. you chose to bring her with you) she has this line#where it implies that shes afraid of dying which makes things sad when she's suicidal#she already states i think her desire is more to disappear than to die exactly but even then it's quite sad#like even if she wants to disappear with how gloomy she's feeling and all the things going around with her parents#shes just a little girl who doesn't want to die😭😭#it really adds a sense of realism to how depression is tackled in game at least for me#that when one is depressed and suicidal a lot of the time it's the wish for this state of suffering to end rather than to actually die#SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER ITS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT UPPED MY APPRECIATION FOR HER
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moms at the sports game.....
#olivine has one of those giant totes that carries EVERYTHING u could ever need and even stuff you'll probably never need#juice and water for the entire team. 6 first aid kids. an entire pharmacy. cute lil bandages with the animal mascots on em#falsified passports of another country (for the whole family). because you never know.#the bag is cavernous and weighs as much as a bus#olivine carries it around like it's nothing#kuya has this tiny purse . idk. the strap is made up entirely of those metal chain link puzzles that he likes as intimacy gifts#fidget toy purse for kuya when he's bored (frequently) :)#the only thing in his purse is matches.#absoLUTELy kuya is stomping around in high heels and his fuzzy little boots at sunrise#whoever put those puffballs on kuya's sash in his SR design is seriously Biggest Brain#because that means i can now put kuya in all sorts of obnoxious clothing with puffballs#those glittery santa boots with puffballs all over em? kuya.#faux fur poofy coats that would make anyone else look like a moldy marshmallow? kuya.#olivine is actually sensible (not a peacock) and wears some nice comfy warm clothing. very soft. very inviting#will he expose his gem for slutty purposes#despite the brisk weather and dropping temperatures?#always.#a toasty warm olimom with a supportive smile and a bag of snacks.#i want olivine to give me a juice box 🥺#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival olivine
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