#make outs

[shapeshiftinterest]

Petty Little ‘Princess’: bowser x luigi

inspired by what i thought was gonna happen in the first 2 chapters of Deep Down by @super-mollio

big thanks to AllageAntelope from twitter for helping translate and collab on the italian dialogue

it’s like the 7th time he’s been kidnapped and luigi knows bowser’s caught onto his peach disguise

now he’s in peach’s wedding dress and standing at the alter with a smug ass koopa king probably thinking the plumber’ll be the first to crack and call off the wedding

well, 2 can play at that game

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Petty Little‘Princess’ (also on ao3)

Luigi glared at the koopa in front of him. This was what, like the 7th time he’d gotten kidnapped dressed as Princess Peach?

He could tell Bowser’d caught onto his disguise this time but the king still hadn’t let on that he knew.

Now Luigi was wearing Peach’s wedding dress and standing at the alter, playing the world’s longest game of gay chicken as Kamek got closer and closer to the ‘I do’s. His feet hurt from being in heels the entire time and the blond wig kept falling into his face.

‘Miserabile figlio di puttana,’ Luigi thought, Bowser’s smug mug staring at him from behind the other side of the veil.

Fine.

If he was gonna be petty and force the plumber to go along with the whole ceremony, thinking Luigi’d be the one to admit he was in disguise, he had another thing coming.

He was a younger sibling, two could play at that game.

“And do you, King Bowser, take this human, to be your awfully wedded partner?”

Bowser chuckled, lifting the veil to smirk at his feisty bride to be. ‘A shame really,’ he thought, looking into the other’s baby blues and reaching a claw towards the medical mask he wore. ‘Red’s brother makes for a pretty cute princess.’

“I do.”

‘Mario’s probably gonna be here any minute. Greenie better hurry up and unmask himself before I do it for him.’

BANG!

Speak of the devil.

The chapel’s double doors slammed open as the older plumber entered the scene. “Let-a go of my-a baby bro, King Koopa!”

“Gwahahaha! Crashing the wedding, Mario? That’s tacky, even for y- GACK!”

Bowser’s monologue was cut short as Luigi yanked the king to his level (having signed the marriage certificate while he was gloating), ripping the medical mask and wig off with a flourish.

“I-a do.”

Without further ado, the dress clad man with a fist full of purple ribbon stared into Bowser’s eyes and gave him the haughtiest look he could muster.

‘Go big or go home,’ Luigi shrugged mentally. And Bowser was the biggest thing in here so...

“Prepara quelle labbra, maritino~.”

“The hell’re you say-MMPPHH?!?!”

“Goodness!” Kamek squawked, everyone else gaping as the two made out at the alter.

Bowser groaned at the feeling of Luigi’s tongue sliding against his own, eyes fluttering shut as his knees went weak, one of them thudding to the ground so he wouldn’t fall over since the plumber was still clinging to his ribbon.

“Hnnnggh.”

Someone coughed in the background.

Oh wow, they were, uh... really going at it.

At least until a pair of comfortable shoes made contact with Luigi’s head. Bowser’s eyes snapped open with a yelp when the shorter man reflexively bit the tip of his tongue.

“Weegee!” Mario waved, tired of awkwardly standing around. Luigi let go of Bowser’s ribbon, the flustered king losing his balance and staggering onto the carpeted floor.

Quickly kicking his high heels off and slipping on the shoes, the green plumber glanced over his shoulder. Bowser felt like he couldn’t breathe as his new consort looked down at him and grinned, figure backlit by the light of chapel’s stained glass.

“See you-a soon, mio re~.”

With a wink and a swish of skirt his skirts he was gone. Mario rolled his eyes at his brother’s performance and sprinted after him, Luigi’s laughter echoing down the hall as Bowser watched in a daze.

BONUS:

luigi is tired emotionally, physically, and mostly because of the wig and high heels

everyone knows luigi’s disguised as peach but bowser isn’t releasing him cuz he wants to humiliate him (it backfires, he’s married now)

mario doesn’t care that they’re married he just doesn’t wanna watch his bro make out with the koopa king

he gets it tho, they’ve discussed bowser’s hotness despite being a bad guy, as siblings sometimes do (personal experience)

luigi’s a younger sibling, his pettiness levels are through the roof

also he’s sarcastic and a little teasing at the end

i wanted to add the koopalings and junior halfway through making this, but wasn’t sure how to do that while also writing bowser and luigi making out

also that’s like 8 more characters and i’m tired lol

translations:

miserabile figlio di puttana = miserable/ petty son of a bitch

Prepara quelle labbra, maritino = get those lips ready, hubby

mio re = my king

[tricornonthecob]

omnomnomnomnom

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[mychem1calbr0mance]

GET BOOPED BITCH

while you're at it, please don't forget ur daily click for palestine!

[shapeshiftinterest]

Hang In There, Weegee!: bowser x luigi (CH 2)

based on THIS comic by @dibujos-de-la-orilla​ + some of my replies on that post

bowser and luigi's version from the other side of the door + luigi POV near the end

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Hang In There, Weegee! (also on ao3)

Chapter 1, Chapter 2

“Mwuah! Mwuah! Mwuah!”

Bowser snickered as his boyfriend peppered kisses all over his face, mustache tickling his muzzle each time.

Important papers that should’ve been on his office desk currently lay every which way after Luigi had jumped onto it earlier. He’d since then moved to sit on Bowser’s lap to make it easier to reach the other’s face.

Calloused hands brought him out of his thoughts, fingers scritch scratching in just the right place under his jaw to make him purr and wag his tail.

“Tesoro~”

“Hwuh?”

Luigi chuckled at the other’s hazy response, watching as the king struggled to keep his eyes open and uncrossed as the scritches continued. Deciding to grant him mercy, the plumber stopped for a second and stepped back so they could see each other better.

The koopa tried to move closer again, the motion stopped by the other’s hand on his chest. “Greeniiieee,” he whined, trying his best to replicate the koopaling’s puppy dog eyes.

Luig just raised a brow and looked at him as if to say ‘Really?’

Tch, fine. Totally not pouting, Bowser chuffed at his boyfriend, the warm air almost knocking his hat off. “Hey!”

Readjusting his hat with one hand, the plumber leaned forward to grasp at the spiked collar around the other’s neck. “Bowser~,” he tried again, tugging the collar so Bowser had to lean over him. “Wanna try-a something I think you’ll like?”

Brows raised, the koopa king found his gaze laser focused on what Luigi’d do next. “Oh?” He smirked, leaning even further into the others space until they were sitting on the edge of the desk. “And what would that be?”

“Take off-a the collar and find out,” the plumber cheekily smiled back. Intrigued, Bowser backed off enough to undo the spiked collar, tossing it onto the desk.

“Now what?”

“Now,” Luigi said, taking a red shroom power up from his pocket and using it. “We see if this is-a enough to help-a me give you a hickey.”

‘Aw shell,’ Bowser thought. ‘Really hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me later.

                                               - Some Time Later -

BANG!

“Who is trespassing on royal property!?!”

The two jolted at the office door slamming open; Bowser scrambling to put his collar back on and Luigi throwing himself behind the other in a last ditch effort to hide.

The plumber felt him shift a bit and glanced up to see smoke. He must have been trying to convince his advisor he was angry instead of embarrassed.

“King Bowser?!”

“You just gonna stand there or what? I’m still busy doing all this paperwork, ya know.”

Luigi would’ve laughed if he wasn’t desperately trying to keep hold of Bowser’s spikes. They were just so damn smooth!

He inched his sweaty hands closer around the one he was hanging from as papers flew by, locking his fingers together and wishing Kamek would leave soon.

Getting caught canoodling by his boyfriend’s wizard dad was already embarrassing; getting caught while still teeechnically an enemy of the Koopa Kingdom was a whole other can of worms.

“Many apologies, Your Industriousness; I thought I heard...” 

Oh no.

“Well? Out with it!”

No no no no, he was slipping!!

Bowser shifted again, the plumber’s shoes almost slipping off the lower spike he was standing on.

“A-ah, it was nothing, Sire. Sorry to have disturbed your paperwork, I’ll be going now.”

...

Finally!

Luigi sighed and dropped to the floor. “I almost-a thought he caught us!”

Bowser groaned, rubbing a paw over his eyes and turning to look at the other. Taking the offered paw, the green brother was pulled into a hug.

They’d have to tell someone about their relationship soon, making a mental tally (wow they were kinda piling up) of how many times they’d almost been caught just this month was exhausting. Luigi wasn’t sure how much more his heart could take, and he was sure Bowser felt the same.

‘Maybe next time,’ He thought, already trying to get the king to let him make more hickeys.

Definitely next time.

BONUS:

if it wasn't clear, luigi is standing (not sitting) on bowser's lap

luigi eats a red mushroom to see if it's enough force to leave a hickey since bowser's scales/ skin is pretty strong

translations:

tesoro = treasure

[herbgerblin]

Atlanta miku lol. Inspired by the looks I often see at the Underground or at streetwear festivals.

ID: A drawing of Hatsune Miku as a black woman with long, curly hair in braids and afro puffs. She's wearing a black, pink, grey, and blue ensemble that mixes athletic gear and hip-hip inspired street clothes. A large pink tote bag is slung over one shoulder. She appears to be waving one arm while jogging. End ID.

[brightlotusmoon]

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[my-midlife-crisis]

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.