#luigi knows bowser knows
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shapeshiftinterest · 1 year ago
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Petty Little ‘Princess’: bowser x luigi
inspired by what i thought was gonna happen in the first 2 chapters of Deep Down by @super-mollio
big thanks to AllageAntelope from twitter for helping translate and collab on the italian dialogue
it’s like the 7th time he’s been kidnapped and luigi knows bowser’s caught onto his peach disguise
now he’s in peach’s wedding dress and standing at the alter with a smug ass koopa king probably thinking the plumber’ll be the first to crack and call off the wedding
well, 2 can play at that game
story under the read more
Petty Little‘Princess’ (also on ao3)
Luigi glared at the koopa in front of him. This was what, like the 7th time he’d gotten kidnapped dressed as Princess Peach?
He could tell Bowser’d caught onto his disguise this time but the king still hadn’t let on that he knew.
Now Luigi was wearing Peach’s wedding dress and standing at the alter, playing the world’s longest game of gay chicken as Kamek got closer and closer to the ‘I do’s. His feet hurt from being in heels the entire time and the blond wig kept falling into his face.
‘Miserabile figlio di puttana,’ Luigi thought, Bowser’s smug mug staring at him from behind the other side of the veil.
Fine.
If he was gonna be petty and force the plumber to go along with the whole ceremony, thinking Luigi’d be the one to admit he was in disguise, he had another thing coming.
He was a younger sibling, two could play at that game.
“And do you, King Bowser, take this human, to be your awfully wedded partner?”
Bowser chuckled, lifting the veil to smirk at his feisty bride to be. ‘A shame really,’ he thought, looking into the other’s baby blues and reaching a claw towards the medical mask he wore. ‘Red’s brother makes for a pretty cute princess.’
“I do.”
��Mario’s probably gonna be here any minute. Greenie better hurry up and unmask himself before I do it for him.’
BANG!
Speak of the devil.
The chapel’s double doors slammed open as the older plumber entered the scene. “Let-a go of my-a baby bro, King Koopa!”
“Gwahahaha! Crashing the wedding, Mario? That’s tacky, even for y- GACK!”
Bowser’s monologue was cut short as Luigi yanked the king to his level (having signed the marriage certificate while he was gloating), ripping the medical mask and wig off with a flourish.
“I-a do.”
Without further ado, the dress clad man with a fist full of purple ribbon stared into Bowser’s eyes and gave him the haughtiest look he could muster.
‘Go big or go home,’ Luigi shrugged mentally. And Bowser was the biggest thing in here so...
“Prepara quelle labbra, maritino~.”
“The hell’re you say-MMPPHH?!?!”
“Goodness!” Kamek squawked, everyone else gaping as the two made out at the alter.
Bowser groaned at the feeling of Luigi’s tongue sliding against his own, eyes fluttering shut as his knees went weak, one of them thudding to the ground so he wouldn’t fall over since the plumber was still clinging to his ribbon.
“Hnnnggh.”
Someone coughed in the background.
Oh wow, they were, uh... really going at it.
At least until a pair of comfortable shoes made contact with Luigi’s head. Bowser’s eyes snapped open with a yelp when the shorter man reflexively bit the tip of his tongue.
“Weegee!” Mario waved, tired of awkwardly standing around. Luigi let go of Bowser’s ribbon, the flustered king losing his balance and staggering onto the carpeted floor.
Quickly kicking his high heels off and slipping on the shoes, the green plumber glanced over his shoulder. Bowser felt like he couldn’t breathe as his new consort looked down at him and grinned, figure backlit by the light of chapel’s stained glass.
“See you-a soon, mio re~.”
With a wink and a swish of skirt his skirts he was gone. Mario rolled his eyes at his brother’s performance and sprinted after him, Luigi’s laughter echoing down the hall as Bowser watched in a daze.
BONUS:
luigi is tired emotionally, physically, and mostly because of the wig and high heels
everyone knows luigi’s disguised as peach but bowser isn’t releasing him cuz he wants to humiliate him (it backfires, he’s married now)
mario doesn’t care that they’re married he just doesn’t wanna watch his bro make out with the koopa king
he gets it tho, they’ve discussed bowser’s hotness despite being a bad guy, as siblings sometimes do (personal experience)
luigi’s a younger sibling, his pettiness levels are through the roof
also he’s sarcastic and a little teasing at the end
i wanted to add the koopalings and junior halfway through making this, but wasn’t sure how to do that while also writing bowser and luigi making out
also that’s like 8 more characters and i’m tired lol
translations:
miserabile figlio di puttana = miserable/ petty son of a bitch
Prepara quelle labbra, maritino = get those lips ready, hubby
mio re = my king
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warpzoned · 1 year ago
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Last time Luigi took him to pride, he saw that almost everyone else had their own flags, so this year he brought his own.
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mintyfrostyart · 5 months ago
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Yo happy (late) pride month <3
I have actually never drawn Bowser before so apologies for the low quality EFIOWDHIOHEFO
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graph-aa · 2 years ago
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Everyone is talking about this
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but forget about THIS
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WHY
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pigdemonart · 2 years ago
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GUESS WHO IS COMING TO DINNER?
Going to see the movie later today motivated me to clean up some sketches. Poor Mario…he is really trying to be a good brother here.
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axolotluv · 2 years ago
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I have not consumed like ANY canon Mario content so sorry if someone is grossly out of character- BUT BOWUIGI HAS ITS HOOKS IN ME
I HAVE NEVER BEEN PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN SUPER MARIO UNTIL NOW-
Bonus!
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They had a good time :D
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didy414 · 3 days ago
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gonna post here too cuz why not
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hellscap3 · 1 month ago
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Bowser writing for a hobby turned bestseller in the mushroom kingdom [under a pen name of course] 🎉✨
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kiingbiing · 2 years ago
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Princess L
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thoriffix · 2 years ago
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yes. yesss
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akari-ku · 1 year ago
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rainnydayzz · 2 years ago
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He may not be homophobic, but he is bowserphobic
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Plus some soft doodles cause they live in my brain rent free
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shartfinz · 4 months ago
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dude I have no idea what possessed me
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palskippah · 2 years ago
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Hi! This is a compilation of Luigi and Bowser expecting a baby jsj
@penbwl this one’s for you! For opening my eyes to this idea ajksdjasd also your art of Luigi is so cute!! :’v
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pigdemonart · 2 years ago
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Part 2 of 3
read part 1 here!
Read part 3 here!
This one took a little longer than usual since I’m moving this week, so there is a lot to pack. Fun pages though, every poor expression on Luigi makes me smile. Wet chihuahua of a man.
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paper-lilypie · 2 years ago
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little something in the works,,
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