King | 20+ | Alterous AroAcespec | Art tag is #doodle | I try to bring whimsy back in my life
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You actually do need noble lineage to rightfully rule, but since lineage doesn’t dilute, and given the historic sexual tendencies of people in power wrt their servants, eventually noble lineage spread wide enough that everyone had it and that’s why democracy happened.
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Luigi is the self appointed social media manager for Super Mario Bros Plumbing
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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing
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A while ago Wayne played The Stanley Parable. One secret ending involves playing a dumb game where you press a button to keep a baby from crawling into a fire for four hours straight. He ended up getting distracted an hour in and this happened.
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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
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if you didnt watch amv’s when you were a kid then you probably cant feel the full spectrum of human emotion even now
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