#make my torture worth it
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levemetal · 2 months ago
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@sillyxaly suggested Jw adopting SJ and it was too fun to brainrot about with @ace-shenanigans too.
Rest assured, no matter the au variation, as long as SJ is adopted by a tgcf character, he shall be the bane of Jw's existence and make him consider early retirement.
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ohshinytrinketsmine · 1 year ago
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My Ex-Morning (Trailer)
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bogkeep · 11 days ago
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after much deliberation i decided to join the swedish watchmakers' association annual dinner last night, if only because the fried tofu poke bowl sounded very tasty. i attended it in my first year, and as with every group dinner held in that particular restaurant with a sizeable number of people, what i remember the most is how noisy it was, and how absolutely impossible it was for me to partake in any conversation. so i would be doing it almost purely for 1) fried tofu poke bowl 2) maybe something incredible would happen. you never know. maybe i would sit next to someone really cool and manage 1 super good conversation. surely it won't be That noisy...
anyway i had to leave almost as soon as i finished my food (it was okay), my head was aching the entire rest of the evening and i can still feel it despite the sleep and the pankillers, and i badly regret not wearing some of my many earplugs i keep around for situations like these.
How Do People Live Like This. i know i am literally autistic and experience heightened sensitivity to sound but oh my god. how do people have conversations under circumstances like these. how do people's heads not explode. how do they willingly go to big dinners and parties and stay at them for many hours on end, i could barely manage two.
or maybe it is that i have a legitimate disability where i do in fact have to take into account that these circumstances are not just unpleasant to me but actively cause me pain and physical consequences. hmm
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aastarions · 10 months ago
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i cannot believe that since i posted the last chapter of my zhongli multichap (in july 2022) right
ive gotten engaged
ive gotten married
AND
ive gotten pregnant 🧍🏼‍♀️
specifically pregnant with identical twins 🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️
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fizzseed · 11 months ago
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When that sky rains fire on you, and you’re persona non grata I’ll tell you how I’ve been there too and that none of it matters.
Taylor Swift — The Albatross Good Omens (S1E1, S2E6)
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promptsbytaurie · 1 year ago
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do you have any good references for kiss scenes 🥲
of course!! let me know if you want/need more :D
fics for reference: good kiss scenes
the art of missing the ground - not too exaggerated of a kiss, feels very natural, sweet
paths are made by walking - a bit spicier ig?? i dunno these are more lighthearted
where you go, i will follow - kiss has meaning!!! kiss as a plot device!! good example of more 'negative' reasons ig (still soft tho)
but you saw enough - more climactic? also kinda spicier soooo...? (help me)
pick me up and dust me off - literally so soft you will get cavities. top tier fic. natural kiss too, not too exaggerated
shrapnel - good example, shows that not every relationship has to begin with or star a kiss
(ain't nothin' like) the real thing - definitely spicier. nice example of buildup and that good ol climactic approach where you're literally just screaming 'oh my god kiss already'
listen (he's already told you five times) - another good example of when kissing is not the only form of love!
i counted days, i counted miles - excellent buildup, the kiss has... meaning? it isn't just a kiss yknow it has emotional depth
but we can try - also has meaning. i'm not a huge fan of the trope where like 'oh they aren't in love/dating until they kiss' but this fic actually writes it really well!
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freddie-77-ao3 · 9 months ago
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trying to reheat leftovers is like creating a bomb. you gotta be very percise, down to the millisecond, or it's not gonna be right.
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kavehayati · 9 months ago
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Chappel Roan saying she’s sad she’s demisexual and then there’s me being aroace as a whole like don’t you think I’m even more sad 😭
#not saying she’s not allowed to feel sad at all#just makes me think about myself LOL#I hate being aroace it’s like everyone’s part of a secret club I will never be a part of#and that people don’t tend to understand and if they do they never uphold that fact#like I actually have thrown up before from the concept of being in a relationship because it’s horrifying#and disgusting to me in a practical sense#like I don’t want to throw up every time I start thinking about those things I just want to be normal#and not panic like a relationship sounds like even worse than a death sentence#ppl think aroace is cute and problem free but it’s literally so uncomfortable and inconvenient when you’re in a world which a) doesn’t#understand wth aroace is b) doesn’t respect it at all c) has shit povs on what friendship is and how it can be more fulfilling than somethin#and d) how badly it impacts some ;-; like ik it sounds easy but try telling yourself omg I want to have a forever bestie#but then said forever bestie will never end up truly putting you first because they’d have a partner who will be their number one#and as usual you won’t even be second place you will be last like always#because I’ve noticed that the moment ppl get a partner suddenly they become their forever bestie role and then I can’t have that cause it#freaks me out and disgusts me all at once so I’m literally just cursed with forever feeling lonely and not meaning anywhere near as much to#someone who you wish could even look your way the way you do to them …#honestly by the day these reminders make me feel more and more aplatonic but it’ll simultaneously always feel like a hole in my heart#because apparently being aroace is like being some weird person and some freak#and not in the 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 type of connotation LMAO I mean just plain freak#and then that loneliness will always accumulate and accumulate and accumulate until I physically cannot handle it anymore or I take matters#into my own hands and just off with her head to myself LMAO#dora daily#and that is why despite aroace being cool to me it’s just not placed in an environement which makes it cool#as those assholes tend to say oh meh meh meh you never struggled girl … we’re in the 21st century every person in the lgbt community is#living the life dating who they want and being with who they want#but allegedly it is but a crime I can’t like anyone and that nobody fucking listens to me when I say I have an attraction deficit#and that they take it upon their hands to define what I’m attracted to or head canon me as whatever they are#I swear I’m not even fucking worth that shit just leave me alone 😭#I promise like if I was with somebody they will regret the day they were born by being with me LOL I am not all that in fact me being aroace#is saving them from torture ☠️ anyways ! rant over :3
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the-earnest-system · 1 year ago
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dirtytransmasc · 2 years ago
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after all the times Rhaenyra lied through teeth, she never got any better at it.
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thr4shit · 28 days ago
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The accusations are ridiculous, and my coworkers are whining children who would rather throw a tantrum at a productive employee than do their own measly, simple work.
#the clowns are rambling instead of dancing#/vneg#1. i would never say a slur. so what in the fuck is wrong with you. 2. don't fucking touch my laptop#3. i am now in the breakroom so as to work in peace.#i wish snapping a moron's neck wasn't murder or assault. so many people BEG to be treated as such. their guts aren't worth spilling.#their red isn't worth spilling across any floor or cloth.#they're simply pathetic. and they need to learn to back off. because if it weren't for 'law' I'd have killed them by now.#spared the world their uselessness. so much of the world would rejoice at the recycling of such useless flesh.#they also need to know that once i am done with this place they will never be able to touch me.#they will not be able to “hold a grudge and ruin my life” hold a grudge for what? you crying whining flesh sack? not doing your work for yo#pathetic. and i bet you KNOW you are.#they should be fed their own tongues as they cry out in vain for mercy they never deserved. they should be fed their fingers.#they should be forced to see as they break down screaming and crying how pathetic they've always been.#that would be satisfying. that would be delicious.#i do think it's adorable when fodder realizes it's about to be consumed.#it makes them realize that after all their idiotic personas they are still NOTHING and never will be.#cw violent thoughts#cw murder mention#cw torture mention#cw cannibalism#cw gore mention#cw dismemberment#cw blood mention#cw organs#cw slur mention#oh how i wish i was in charge again... so many of these useless things calling themselves worthwhile employees would be gone already.#not signing off.#cw dehumanisation#< just in case since the others are saying it is.
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esteeayen · 4 months ago
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Perhaps i should be writing down these conversations in my head that i’m crafting until they are spotlessly clever, because at the end of the day, i can write dialogue much better than i can “shoot my shot,” which consists at looking at you longingly & fumbling conversations in bars and elevators. and at this point i have enough pre-practiced dialogue content prepared for a small, yet rambling novel. but, then again, you’ve complimented my writing voice several times, so maybe there’s merit in making that voice vocal.
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gristlegrinder · 4 months ago
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i make a lot of dnd ocs for somebody with a generally contentious and tempestuous relationship with dungeons and dragons. but anyways. my roommate’s convincing me to revamp my old human paladin (he sucks) from our high school campaign and make him into a duergar. my bitchy old man…..
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quietlyblooms · 6 months ago
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also we love a woman who goes from shyly biting your neck and clinging to you, to biting your wrist while maintaining eye contact. we love a woman who gains her confidence over time <3
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phagodyke · 7 months ago
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ohhh sunday evening we're really.in it now.....
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a-wandering-robin · 10 months ago
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Art for Pride Day 7: Cuddles
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