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castielsprostate · 1 year ago
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
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heavenlyhighlights · 1 year ago
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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 2 months ago
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?
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#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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miumiumanzo · 1 year ago
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OOOO-OOOO-WOOWW-WOOOOWWW
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blueskittlesart · 4 months ago
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I DONT WANT AN HD REMAKE OF THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY IT WITH ITS ORIGINAL UI AND GRAPHICS IN MY NATIVE LANGUAGE. PLEASEEEEEE
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flowerakatsuka · 3 months ago
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" just know that i'm always here for you, okay? "
i'm finally finishing up my s2 rewatch and getting to the 24th episode awoke a beast in me. so i wanted to make a fake screenshot based on some of their lore that takes place during that episode. i think they'd end up having a heart-to-heart moment since kuroba went through similar struggles after their grandfather's own hospitalization...
also have a bonus doodle bc i need to even out the balance between serious & goofy with these two.
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popfizzles · 7 months ago
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Boba's reference is done now !!
everyone please observe and love them :)
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rockingrobin69 · 6 months ago
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Malfoy wasn’t always distracting: only when he swallowed. And when his mouth softened into that half-smile, with the almost-dimple. And when he looked up—or down, all eyelashes—when he looked at Harry, basically; and when his mole, the one under his jaw; and when he stood all tall and broad-shouldered and lean.
He was just very distracting, was all.
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daddyplasmius · 3 months ago
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reread edited what currently exists of my DP Wolfwalkers AU fic. here are all my favourite lines in no particular order & lacking context
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beaulesbian · 1 year ago
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maybe it's how luffy's love for zoro is more subtle in the animanga (even if it's everpresent), and people usually more point out zoro's devotion to luffy than how luffy cares for him., that the live action show really went and made luffy say to zoro: I need you. It's so simple, I need you. to instantly get across just how important zoro is to luffy
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top-pleng · 4 months ago
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Sonya is such a phenomenonal actress! In both of these scenes you can really see the pain and heartbreak brimming beneath her eyes as she attempts to maintain a stony façade, but while she mostly manages it in that first scene ... it completely falls apart in that second.
When she overhears the people who she thought were her friends talk so meanly about her, she's really hurt. And what hurts the most for her is when they dismiss her close friendship with Wan as only a result of the fact that Wan's mother is employed by her family. The accusation greatly hurts her though she doesn't outwardly acknowledge it, but the fact that afterwards she immediately seeks Wan's comfort is enough to indicate how significant these comments were to Pleng.
She thought these people were her friends, but they weren't, so she seeks the solace of her one and only sincere friend Wan. The person that she cares about more than anyone else.
And then they have that whole drama surrounding Ek's text message (causing Pleng to doubt her relationship with Wan because she's jealous and feeling insecure about her place in Wan's life) and Pleng comes up with her dumb concocted plan to pair off Wan and Ek—as if that will somehow solve the issue of her own feelings—and Wan reacts in anger.
Wan criticizes her controlling behavior. And she tells her that she hates her.
Pleng's eyes show the devastation that she feels even as she tries to hide the pain and it is only when Wan turns away that Pleng lets the rest of her face fall.
Of all the things that Pleng could have said ... this is the worst and most devastating.
because she had never once had to worry about losing Wan's love and now that has been threatened—that has been taken for her—and I just know she's probably remembering what those kids had said before in the band room.
everyone hates her. everyone. she hears people talking about it all the time.
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but she can tolerate all of that because she has Pleng... but if she doesn't have Pleng... if she doesn't have Pleng... then what is left for her?
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hoovesandfloorpaws · 2 months ago
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H: "I would describe him more as funny and handsome and rugged." L: :'D H: "..and bit more manly." L: "Thank you. Thank you. ... Thank you, Dangerous Dave." H: 😏 L: "Oh! :"D" H: "I'll get you for that tonight." L: 😳💭
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3-aem · 9 months ago
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MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE
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simcardiac-arrested · 10 months ago
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loving-elvis · 6 months ago
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My favorite 50s!Elvis photos, part 173 of ∞; In The Studio
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theromaboo · 11 months ago
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I've been looking at this map of the Roman Empire for a long time and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on with it. This is literally from Time Magazine. There is no way they can screw up so badly with a map.
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So the red means "at death of Julius Caesar." Does that mean the land Rome had at the death of Caesar? No it can't mean that, because Roman land during 44 BC was certainly not made up entirely of Egypt, North Spain, and a bit of Central Europe. Rome didn't even have those yet.
Maybe it means land that was acquired after the death of Julius Caesar and before the death of Augustus? If they meant that, I think they should've said that, but it doesn't matter. If that's what they meant, it seems to make some sense.
So the orange means "at death of Augustus Caesar." They certainly didn't have all that in the East at the death of Augustus! So maybe it means land that was acquired after the death of Augustus and before the death of Trajan? Which (not including the Britain-sized elephant in the room) seems to make some sense.
But the brown means "at death of Trajan." What does that mean now? The Romans certainly did not acquire Italy after Trajan died! This ruins the entire pattern I was setting up!
I thought maybe the colors were just mismatched, but I have no idea how to match them back up. I thought maybe orange was supposed to mean "at death of Trajan," and red was supposed to mean "at death of Augustus," and that seems okayish enough (cough cough except britain).
But the brown can't mean "at death of Caesar," because they didn't have that much Britain in 44 BC! Or that much Germany.
(I'm just going to ignore how the Roman Empire is depicted as having both all that Britain and all that Germany at the exact same time... maybe the map is just depicting the land in Germany to be permanent to make it more simple. But if the color of lands acquired is supposed to change at Augustus' death, then Germany and Britain can't be the same color!)
Now that I look closer, what's that Galatia-shaped hole doing there in the East? Why isn't it colored in at all?
But, the brown. What's going on with the brown? Is there supposed to be an extra color? I think the brown was likely supposed to be "at death of Julius Caesar," but then someone fumbled by adding all that extra land especially in North-West Europe.
Maybe I figured it out? What the map is trying (poorly) to say? Brown is (attempting to be) death of Caesar. Red is (mostly) death of Augustus. And orange is (mostly) death of Trajan? Which is absolutely not what the key says but oh well.
But, if I'm right, how did all that slip through the cracks? How did someone make a map so poorly? How did everyone who looked it over give the green light? I must be misunderstanding what the map is trying to say. It's probably obviously correct to everyone else.
But, there's no way I'm the problem. What Roman Empire growth map shows Italy and Britain as the same color, but Egypt as a different color? I just don't understand what happened. Who made that map?
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