#made with mischief

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton rating his FNAF animatronics,,

[the-meme-monarch]

I’ve only ever heard my brother say this but like “toriel hates asgore more in deltarune than in undertale”. like are you. serious. she’s politely distant to him in deltarune. she takes any opportunity to leave when he appears. we haven’t even seen her talk badly about him(not that kris should be around to hear that) but like she is Actively Mad at him and talks shit to him and At Him in undertale. she hit him with fire and called him a miserable creature. asgore killed people, Children, in undertale and is being frankly weirdly stalkerish in deltarune. i don’t think she shows Enough contempt for him personally. i love asgore btw but y’all gotta stop tearing down toriel

[di-loves-coffee]

Nyheheh

FEEL MY CRINGE AND FALL FOR I AM SLEEP-DEPRIVED AND UNMEDICATED.

•—•—•Unhinged Guide•—•—•

Danny floated through the wall of the seemingly sentient house he found through the Realms, peeking into the strange scene of a man in a trench coat chanting what seemed to be Latin over a summoning circle.

Inching closer Danny moved over to the ceiling. Making sure he was out of sight, Danny couldn’t help but analyze the circle to try and predict what it would summon.

…..

“Your sixteenth sigil is wrong” Danny spoke up after a while, causing the man to jump and snap his gaze to him. Clearly startled.

Danny— who couldn’t care less— began to draw the correct sigil in the air, using ectoplasm to make the marks actually show and stay.

The man blinked and corrected his circle.

[trashpidgeon48]

Imagine you're just a normal person and you decide to take your family to the local theatre to see a show. It's going to be a delightfully fun time for the whole family. But then things just start going wrong, not in the normal way where somebody forgets a line, a sound cue goes off early, or someone forgets when to come in. No. Like the ENTIRE set starts falling apart, one guy can't seem to remember his own lines (he remembers other peoples' lines??? for some reason???), one guy can't enter the stage, one guy keeps cheesing at the audience, and multiple people get knocked out and injured. You're thinking about calling an ambulance or something. But they just keep going. By the time they get to the end you're surprised that they are still alive and actively fear for their safety. You later learn that this is NORMAL??? That they are getting funded because two of their members are nepo babies and they had appeared on the BBC multiple times??? There are people who go and see the shows because of how awful they are??? They are the living embodiment of Murphy's Law??? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

[sacredfixation]

Loki and the Deeply Valid Fear of Being a Government-Issued Android Without Knowing It

Imagine living for over a thousand years, committing intergalactic crimes, then one random underpaid TVA clerk with a monotone voice suddenly introduces the possibility that, oh, by the way, what if you were secretly a robot this whole time? And Loki, who has always carried himself with the absolute certainty of a god, pauses. Like. “Wait. What if I am?”

He hears that question and immediately does a full mental diagnostic. Have I ever glitched? Ever felt oddly mechanical? Experienced an unusual fondness for oil? Maybe he’s too good at lying. Too good at surviving. What if that’s just the programming?

The TVA worker just moves on. He doesn’t elaborate. no reassurances. theres no safety net. Just the terrifying possibility that he might get instantly vaporized for something completely outside his control.

Id like to note, his hesitation isn’t even just some random existential crisis, it’s trauma-informed. This man already lived through the experience of waking up one day and realizing he wasn’t who he thought he was.

He grew up thinking he was a prince, a god, Odin’s rightful son, only to find out he was actually a stolen relic of war. A Jotun. A creature he’d been taught to hate.

He thought he knew himself before, and he was wrong. What if he’s wrong again? What if theres something else about himself thats been hidden? If he didn’t realize he was a Frost Giant, whats stopping him from not realizing he’s actually some highly advanced synthetic being?

It’s not just a funny existential gag, it’s a callback to one of the most devastating truths of Loki’s existence:

He has never really known who he is.

It’s the muscle memory of having his entire identity ripped out from under him. It’s the learned fear of asking, What am I, actually?

Because the last time he asked that question, the answer ruined him.

[ultravioletbrit]

“numb” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 532 words

Part 5/5 (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4)

“Speak.” Sirius is standing in front of Regulus with his arms crossed.

“I’m not a dog, Sirius.” Regulus says, rubbing his ear that’s gone numb after Sirius used it to drag him across the room.

“I’m sorry, Your Majesty, please regale us with your ever heroic tale.” Sirius says overdramatically.

“Not much to say.” Regulus shrugs. “I left home, transferred schools and I start here next week.” Sirius just stares at Regulus for a moment.

“That’s it? You left? Just like that?” Sirius asks after a minute.

“Well, I left a note.” Regulus says casually.

“And you thought the best way to tell me this was to accost my best mate?”   

“That part was an accident.” Regulus tells him.

“Happy, right? Happy accident?” James speaks up.

“James, twenty minutes ago you thought he was a crazy person.” Sirius points out.

“I still kind of do. But he’s gorgeous and what’s life without a little risk?” James winks at Regulus.

“You need to sort out your priorities.” Sirius shakes his head at James.

“Plus, he’s related to you, he can’t be that insane.” James continues.  

“That is very flawed reasoning.” Regulus tells James. “Besides, you chose to be friends with him, I should be the one judging your sanity.”

“Don’t worry James, I chose to be your friend too. You’re just as sane as I am.” Sirius pats James on the shoulder.

“That’s a scary thought.” James and Regulus say at the same time and turn to look at each other. James smiles at Regulus and Regulus bites to inside of his cheek to keep himself from smiling back. This only makes James’ smile grow wider.  

“What’s going on here?” Sirius asks, looking back and forth between them. James and Regulus continue to stare at each other for several moments before James clears his throat.

“Sirius… could you… err…” James says and nods his head towards the other room.

“What?” Sirius asks.

“Just…” James nods more firmly.

“What?” Sirius puts his hands on his hips.

“Sirius, just for like two minutes, could you go. in. there.” James nods his head on each of the last words.

“Nice one, James.” Regulus says sarcastically. “Very smooth.”

Sirius glares at James but eventually relents and stomps into James’ bedroom.

“Fine! I’ll be in your bedroom, making no noise and pretending I’m not there.” Sirius slams James’ bedroom door and proceeds to make as much noise as possible.

James and Regulus look at each other and roll their eyes at Sirius’ dramatics.

“So…” James starts. “About giving me your number…” He smiles and takes out his phone.

“You never quit, do you?” Regulus asks.

“Oh, c’mon. I face death.” James nods once again towards Sirius. “In the hope that you will please give me your number.”

“He would never kill you. Only maim, or seriously injure.” Regulus smirks. Then he glares at James for a moment before shaking his head. “I don’t know what you’re up to, but I have a feeling it’s not good.” Regulus finally lets himself smile at James.

“Oh, I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” James smirks at Regulus.  

Regulus rolls his eyes, but nevertheless, he reaches over and takes James’ phone to add his number.  

[rockpaperscissuhs]

BAND OF BROTHERS: EPISODE ONE + my favorite closeup shots

[rassblerry]

I’ve always loved people making an au where baby pure vanilla meets and befriend baby shadow milk (a childhood friend type of au). Could I maybe ask for some arts of pv wanting to be friend with shadow milk despite the villagers telling him that the boy is just trouble (like the story of the boy who cried wolf) ?

CHILDHOOD FRIEND AUS MAKE ME SSSOOO uUEUEUUEUUEE,, here you go !!!! Various doodz of them !!!

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

please excuse the poor quality, i made this on a random burst of energy. anyway here you go.

[elvisqueso]

— "...What do you say to a tree??"

Pocahontas (1995)

Bonus:

[lennadanvers]

Hiii, what about Eddie dressing up as a jock for Halloween? Covering up all his tattoos, finding a short brown wig, wearing jeans without any rips and a varsity jacket?

And when people ask about it, he just tells them "monsters are everyday people" or some shit like that.

[bloodbrown]

DLC giving us no information about Gemini while also giving him 200x the annoying dialogue has turned me into hardcore pemini shipper

[nintenka]

DAYS OF MISCHIEF 2024

happy halloween! 🕯️🎃

i tried my best to squeeze in a halloween piece before it was too late LMAOO

[chrisbeansprmanager]

a second chrisbeansprmanager maxsandra edit has hit tumblr

[taw-k]

Hc: frigga taught Loki the fireworks spell because he was terrified of the loud noise they made so he hid in frigga dress until she eventually took him to a quiet room and decided to teach him his first illusion.

He now shows little kids in war ruined villages outside of Asgard the fireworks spell to show them loud noises can be okay sometimes and fireworks are beautiful.

[absent-o-minded]

I have consumed nothing but SFTH content for nearly a month…and I will continue to consume nothing but SFTH