#maddie complains >:(

[butterflyscribbles]

If I could bother u can u plllleeeeeaeaeaease ❤️❤️❤️pppllllleeeaaaaasssssssss ❤️❤️give us, give me knux in his blankeyyyy bro I can’t stop thinking about it + he’s my favorite 🥹🥹💕

You’re playing into my biggest weakness here bc he’s my favorite too agdbdh❤️

[butchdiaz]

lowkey feels like tim wants two things in equal capacity rn which are

1. buddie canon

2. to live out his cheesy Bad Horror film dreams

and the result feels like trying to make ur barbie dolls kiss while ur house burns down around u

[strawhbrrries]

mike schmidt + cumming in his pants

The denim of his jeans and the added friction of his zipper had you grinding down faster, head thrown backwards in pleasure. Mike’s hand gripped the back of your neck, hips thrusting upwards to meet yours. His backseat barely allowed for the two of you to sit back there, even less room when his legs were spread and you were straddling them.

“Quit, slow down, I’m gonna cum..” Mike breathed against your lips, using his free hand to try and still your hips.

“Mikey I can’t..” You cried, prying his hand off your hip and grinding down against him harder.

The windows had fogged over, all but a handprint from you stabilizing yourself was gone. Sweaty hair sticking to your forehead and neck, his curls plastered flat against his forehead. Your shirt was the only piece of clothing missing between the two of you, long forgotten in the front seat as the two of you dry humped each other like mormon teenagers who just figured out what it was.

Your orgasm twisted and turned, bubbling quickly with the delicious threat of spilling over. Mike was struggling to hold his in, doing everything in his power to get you to stop and let him take a moment. He was slowly losing the grasp he had on it every time your hips came down against his. 

“Baby, please…” He begged, he let go of the grasp he had on your neck to give himself the upper hand by using both his hands to slow you.

“Mikey, I’m so close..” You cried, grasping at his shirt and continuing to roll your hips the best you could.

The tears streaming from your eyes were enough for him to let go of your hips, losing the eternal battle he had against cumming in his pants. But, by god, he’d do anything for you even if it meant his own torment. Your pleasure was his, pants could be washed.

“Oh my god, Mikey.” You collapsed against his chest as your orgasm rocked through you, sobbing into his shirt at the intensity.

“Oh fuuck.” Mike groaned, head thrown back against the headrest as his orgasm ripped through him.

You slumped against him, trying to gather your bearings, fists still clenched around his shirt. His breathing was shallow, chest rising rapidly as he tried to catch his breath. The denim of his jeans became sticky and uncomfortable as the semen seeped its way through the fabrics. Upon this realization he left out a huff of frustration and placed a kiss on your forehead, your pleasure was his.

[sexynetra]

I’ve been crying laughing at this photo since Maddy posted it help

[lucidheart3]

Me when I realise the movie I didn’t really want to watch just because it looked ‘childish’ and I just ‘got curious’ because it has Jim Carrey and how the social media bullied it into becoming good, becomes my hyperfixation and makes me dive headfirst into Sonic fandom

[xbomboi]

how Ever After High characters treat ice in drinks

raven: asks for no ice when she remembers to, otherwise chews on the ice cubes

apple: barely even takes a sip of her drink at all

briar: asks for no ice

maddie: asks for no drink in her ice

ashlynn: doesn’t gaf

cerise: chews on the ice cubes

faybelle: duplicates the ice cubes with magic

darling: does the same shit apple does

dexter: asks for no ice; they give it to him anyway

daring: looks at his reflection in the glass

cedar: are you stupid? she’s a puppet.

duchess: doesn’t order a drink but regrets it later

sparrow: chews on the ice cubes

blondie: it has to be just right.

cupid: drinks the ice cubes after they melt

hunter: asks for Extra ice

lizzie: off with the ice!

kitty: nobody knows. she doesn’t eat out.

alistair: plays with the ice cubes with his straw

bunny: idfk but instead of a fruit her weird ass puts a carrot on the rim of the glass

chase: drinks exclusively from water bottles

courtly jester: probably drinks dangerous chemicals.

humphrey: asks for no ice but orders Two drinks

hopper: asks for no ice because he sits in his drink. weirdo…

holly: too busy being a chatterbox to order

poppy: orders for her and holly; they both get ice

ginger: is probably making the drinks tbh

melody: doesn’t gaf

meeshell: terrified of ice in her drink

justine: drinks the ice cubes after they melt

ramona: eats the ice cubes First.

jillian: doesn’t gaf

nina: gets ice and shrinks down to stand on it while sipping from the straw

farrah: has whatever ashlynn gets

crystal: take a guess. no take an actual fucking guess as to what Crystal “Winter” does.

[buckaronis]

i’m going to be so for real if they are not doing buddie canon what was the point of shoehorning in those buddie moments into maddie fighting for her life

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

Alrighty! @number-one-shadisper-shipper and I binged the Knuckles series today, so time for thoughts! SPOILER ALERT.

I'll admit the show wasn't perfect. I've seen the negative reviews, and I kinda get where they come from. BUT! I did enjoy this show greatly! And I'm not here to complain. Time for some happy thoughts, y'all! 💙🤩

I think you need to have a love, not just tolerance, for the SCU in order to properly enjoy this show. I do have such, so I had a lot of fun with it.

There were definitely scenes from every episode that had me either squealing, laughing, crying, or flipping out. But my favorite was likely the first episode, because come on, we saw the Wachowski family! Most of them, anyway! While I missed Tom's presence, I was grateful for that comment from Maddie about him being "out of town," so he wasn't just gone for no reason.

The SECOND it showed our three space babies hanging out together in their room?! I SCREAMED. THE BOYS!!!!

Tails sitting on his bed tinkering with one of his gizmos, Sonic rocking out to music with an air guitar, and Knuckles exercising from one of the ceiling planks. IT'S THEM!!! They're just hanging out, doing their thing, looking oh so much like brothers. And Sonic's narration at the beginning was GOLD. 🤣💙

Even though we didn't get enough of Maddie being a parent, we definitely got a nice chunk for it only lasting part of an episode. Maddie called Knuckles "one of our kids" (that had me SCREECHING). The angry mama vibes were GOLDEN. 🤣 The way she made breakfast for them, the "Boys, breakfast is ready!" I love the normalcy of it! Can't wait to see more in the future! (Her calling to them with "boys" is somehow just the sweetest thing and I'm melting.)

The poor mailman being like "I just wanna go home, man" 🤣

We were right, fellas, Knuckles had no idea what being grounded meant. 🤣 Although the way Sonic piped up with "Oh, I definitely know what it means," has me suspecting that Sonic himself has gotten grounded a decent amount before. 😂

Knuckles trying to talk back, and Maddie going, "ExCUSE ME?!" then just making those tiny, terrifying noises and Sonic being like "Bro don't mess with Mom when she's mad" (okay, he didn't say "mom" and that made me sad, but the mom vibes were 110% there so I'm here for it). 😂 And since Knuckles snuck out and later Wade said, several times, "Aren't you grounded?" seems to confirm that this entire show is basically what Knuckles does when he's grounded. 🤣 Although ... his comment about not being able to be grounded because he had no home made me very sad. 😭

I did not have an issue with so much Wade screentime! Sure, he isn't my favorite SCU character, but I love what this show did with him! I'd already seen his moments in the movies (like nearly shooting Robotnik in the face with an actual handgun). I like how they gave him actual family issues; a dad who abandoned him and his family, a realistic sister, a mom. Bad family memories. Awkward reunions. They could've made it a joke, but they didn't, and I greatly appreciate that. Especially since I've witnessed firsthand how painful family separations can be. 😔

All the emotional talks Wade and Knuckles had caught me off guard in the best way! The way they talked about their different family issues, the way they talked of betrayal from friends, and being left alone, hit way harder than I was prepared for. Especially that talk they had at the burger place in the middle of the night? Oof. Good talk right there.

Also, even though they took a "show don't tell" take with it, I loved how Knuckles relaxed more and more throughout the show. In the beginning, he couldn't rest, he couldn't sit back and have a genuine good time. But the more he hung out with Wade and his family, the more he learned. He learned about music and found "his jam" (that was literally amazing btw). He watched movies with Mrs. Whipple and ate snacks in the hotel room in Reno and watched more movies. He had his teenager moments of rolling his eyes and rebelling, but he was so well portrayed here, I loved it. I felt for him.

Despite the bizarre nature of the episode "Flames of Disaster," (we were cracking up so hard) I'm trying to glean bits of the truth of Knuckles's story from the crazy musical play that Pachacamac put on in Wade's dream. I mean, "Longclaw" and her tribe were there, and ... what the heck was that giant demon thing?! Iblis?! Does our Knuckles Wachowski have an actual history with freaking Iblis?!?! 😱🔥

I was deeply intrigued by the two main antagonists, especially at the implication that G.U.N. did seem to exist before the events of the first movie?! Did it exist, get disbanded after the Maria incident, then get reformed?! My brain is exploding. 🤯 I was even more shocked that they apparently died? I guess I shouldn't be surprised, the Wachowski kids don't seem to have much qualms about getting rid of the baddies for good as the game versions do. That was a terrifying phenomenon, what happened with the two rings. 🫣

And then the Buyer getting crushed by the giant glass ball 👀

Although in those last two episodes, I admit I was freaking out and legitimately near tears at Wade's seemingly having to "betray" Knuckles. Before the reveal that all was in good communication, all I could think was how relaxed Knuckles finally seemed, chilling in the hotel room, being excited about whatever Wade wanted to "show" him, questioning whether it was a song, him declaring that he was going to bring his favorite hat, 🥹 all I could think was of their previous discussions about betrayal from friends and family, and when Knuckles called Wade "my friend" right before the elevator doors closed, I just about sobbed. I was like "please, don't let him be betrayed, don't let him have come all this way and relaxed so much only to get 'betrayed' once again by someone he's come to consider a friend." 😭 We heaved a HUGE sigh of relief when it revealed he was aware of the trap the whole time. 😪

Maternal instincts went nuts when he got so badly hurt in that final battle 😭 I literally reached for the screen several times and was right back to almost weeping 🥲 And someone tell me I wasn't the only one noticing the parallel in that scene with Wade standing in front of his unconscious body the way Tom did with Sonic in the first movie. That, PLUS Knuckles's epic comeback, and his retrieval of his own power?!?! EPIC!!!!

The ending was abrupt, sure, but the pure joy on Knuckles's face after everything as he jumped up to high five Wade was just too sweet. 🥹

So yes, even though I would have loved just a little more, a return to Green Hills, a reunion with Maddie, Sonic, and Tails, I adored this show. It was a wild ride, full of laughs, tears, excited screeching, etc. 💙💛❤️ I don't care what anyone says, nothing will make me hate it.

[dr-handballslector]

TW: 911 season 8 SPOILERS

This episode Buck was insistent on saying Eddie was STRAIGHT like all caps even Tommy was like right ok totally straight 🙄. Him saying Eddie was competition was so unexpected, I’m surprised they even acknowledged it. Tommy is like the girls who know their man is cheating but don’t want to break up and hope he will change. If BUDDIE doesn’t go canon I’ll be even more pissed because never acknowledging is bad enough but hinting at it and not doing it is evil, whoever the writer is that is doing this but not making it canon is going to making the Devil jealous.

[thefirstflowers]

one thing I'm sure of is that the writers wouldn't be putting such an emphasis on tommy always calling buck 'evan' if they aren't planning on adressing it in s8

and the other thing I'm sure of is that when that moment comes I'll surpass the levels of pettiness previously known to man

[evanbuckleystongue]

My left kidney for a scene between Maddie and Tommy

[fivespicepowder]

Twitter has some interesting headcanons on Shannon. Harmless headcanons but......I think her death made the narrative better. And if she had lived, she would not be amazing friends with Buck and happily coparenting with Eddie.

[ferociouslycreativemystery]

*deep sigh* so what self-inflicted torment am I supposed to be frivolously complaining about now that the goat is done huh?! Did you even think about that?

[lovevalley45]

maddie 🤝 eddie

pawning children off onto buck when he's goin thru it

[whineandcheese24]

may be an unpopular opinion, but I hope buck and eddie don't hook up next episode. don't get me wrong i still want buddie endgame, but not so quickly. ep 4 threw them off-kilter, and as close as they were in ep 5, there was still a wall between them for most of the episode. i need to see them be best friends again, real, honest, best friends before i can contemplate them as anything else.

also, as much as i love buddie, not everything should be about them. buck's sexuality arc is about buck, not buddie. he doesn't like tommy, because he's misplacing his feelings for eddie, he likes tommy because he's bi and he likes boys (and tommy's really hot). and the madney wedding, should be about MADNEY. we haven't really gotten any scenes of them together this season, they deserve to have a wedding that's about them

[littlespoonevan]

The fact that they made Ali a fun and semi-memorable rescuee as a seemingly one-off character in the earthquake but a total non-entity when she actually had an ongoing involvement with a main character is an ✨achievement✨

you know i was thinking about it last night and i feel like the reason all these love interests we meet on calls don't work out is because we meet them on calls????

they hire these actresses to do a fun/interesting 10 minute mini arc and provide just enough details to give them some kind of personality so we're invested in their emergency. which is fine on its own because for the sake of a call, that's all you need.

but then they decide 'oh hey this person could date buck/eddie!!' and they bring them back but they never develop them beyond the person we first meet on the call so they just become the Girlfriend(tm)

the only detail about ali that gets repeated is that she travels for work

the only detail about ana they focus on is that she's a teacher

the only detail about natalia they focus on is that she's a death doula

they vaguely mention marisol being into diy and about her brother in 7x05

taylor is obviously a bit more developed because she stuck around longer but she still loses most of her personality throughout their relationship in s5

and it's just like, how can you expect anyone to be invested in these relationships when the show doesn't seem invested???? when the show can't be bothered to develop these characters???? when a lot of the time it seems they didn't originally plan for this person to be a love interest????

please for the love of god make it interesting so we can root for it or just let them be single askdjfhdjaksh

(or y'know, go with the secret third option 👀)