#and he won

[barrel-crow-n]

Kaz: Go big or go home

Inej: I am begging you, just this one time, go home!

Kaz, about to fistfight a whole gang on his own: Imma go big

[takethatball]

Shohei and Tyler giving Teoscar some advice during the HR Derby 2024 [20240715]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Azi *trying to flirt again*: Crowley, is it hot in here or-

Crowley: I suppose, but it's less than 90°F ...

Azi *suppressing gay tears of frustration*: WHY. GOD. WHY.

Crowley: What? Why is it less than 90 degrees?

Azi:

Crowley: ...because you're acute angel.

[otterpiastri]

''If I beat Lando on this challenge, he's got some serious questions to answer.''

[soldier-lodbrok]

Glenn, ready to throw his own life on the line to test a "booby trap" - and also ready to send his friend on a run through a ruin maze.

[pigeonlogan]

Dude bring two cellphones to the Kahoot game

He really wants to win that iPod

[ideologyofone]

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?

[sotomato06]

As of Jan 21st, 2025, a full copy of the constitution is no longer available on whitehouse.gov. I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone that the biggest threat to authoritarianism and facism is a well educated and informed population. Inform yourself and fight.

a copy of the document can still be found on the archives website. I think now is probably a good time to read it if you haven't and download it, incase it is erased from here as well.

https://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/constitution.pdf

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"Sorry Optimus, nobody should be alone."

[nox-ut-lux]

Why is Scott just the most unkillable motherfucker

Consistently makes it to the top 5 and ends up being green for so long

Man is a survivalist when it comes to the Life series

[infizero]

EVERYONE SHUT UP SHADOW MESSES WITH HIS QUILLS IN DREAM TEAM

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[ere-the-sun-rises]

Cal Kestis stared God in the face and said "Try me, bitch" and God answered "No."

Cal has zero chill and will tell everyone who breathes in his direction that he’s a Jedi please and thank

Kid has no self preservation instincts

[chloesimaginationthings]

Doggo will haunt FNAF series forever

[laddersmp3]

roomba whirring noises

[sinswearslaughter]

Luke Skywalker, a farm boy who grew up on Tatooine, with the worst scum of the Galaxy around him any time he goes to any town, would not be a naive wimp.

He is a kind kid, yes, Owen was a bit overprotective but that would NOT be enough.

Realistically speaking, Luke would have :

- enough stamina to work for a few hours in the sun, without breaks (so possibly even longer in a more gentle climate)

- an alcohol tolerance rivaling that of most Rebellion veterans (I refuse to believe blue milk is his go-to and that drinking age on Tatooine is even a thing),

- quite possibly knowledge on how to make moonshine out of dirt, sticks and a little water, because what else did they have on Tatooine,

- street intelligence, not highlighted enough in the movies I feel - he is a trouble magnet and if he lived to be 17 then, he had to have something to make up for it,

- large amounts of knowledge about slave trade, water trade and Hutt politics, because whether he likes it or not he would pick them up casually, just by living in a society,

- a lot of random everyday skills that people like Leia would not have, mending clothes, creating makeshift tools, home health remedies etc.

Say it with me - LUKE IS A FARM BOY.

Farm boys rarely can afford to be naive or trusting for no reason. Farm boys have to be street smart. Luke would be more competent than some people like to think.