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Marvelbros will try and trash filmbros by making up hypothetical films that sound fucking amazing, they'll be like "would you rather watch escapist superheroes or a 3 hour Yugoslavian film from 1971 about the friendship between a homeless man and his dog over the course of the dog's life" and I'll be like obviously it's the latter????
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I was on YouTube and clicked on a 28 hour long video with a black title card, and it opened with Markiplier’s voice saying, “Hello everybody my name is Markipler and this is your Daily Dose of Internet.”
It was literally just DDOI, but it had Markiplier‘s face cam in the top left corner and he would add commentary every now and then. Halfway through, his house was exploded in the heat death of the universe and his face cam showed vibrant patterns and ethereal shapes as the clips continued like normal.
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last night i was on the phone with my 74 year old mother in gaza trying to explain how tumblr is helping us stay alive and she cuts me off frustrated “tumblr? what even is that? how are these people with strange names and pictures gonna help when we don’t have bread? the children are hungry. this is genocide.” so i said mama these people are real they’re donating so we can survive and she scoffed “show me one of them actually helping” so i opened tumblr and read a message “mama a friend sent us $20 yesterday that’s how we bought two loaves of bread yesterday and another one shared our story with their friends” silence then she sighed “well god bless them even if their names and pictures are ridiculous” then she goes “thank you to everyone out there you’re the reason we’re still alive and please continue donating and sharing! your support truly makes a difference”.
if you can’t donate via gofundme you can use paypal instead please note that 110 sek is approximately 10 usd and 220 sek is around 20 usd.
Donate on GoFundMe: Link
Donate on Paypal: Link
Vetted and shared by @90-ghost: Link.
Verified and shared by @el-shab-hussein: Link
Listed as number 282 in "The Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundraiser Spreadsheet" compiled by @el-shab-hussein and @nabulsi : Link
Listed on the Butterfly Effect Project, number 957: Link
Additionally, Al Jazeera News has documented apart of my family's case: Link
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How did you two get so close?
“We talk at night.”
#spilled thoughts#spilled words#text#communication#love#intimacy#feelings#spilled writing#chat#night#romantic academia#dark academia#love language#chipsy
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THINKING ABOUT HOW SPY WAS THE FIRST ONE TO SHOW UP TO THIS GET-TOGETHER SCOUT ARRANGED. THINKING SO SO HARD ABOUT HOW SPY WAS, IN FACT, EARLY. THE PENSIVE WAY HE LOOKED AT THE LETTER AND MAILBOX.
OF COURSE HE SHOWED UP EARLY. OF COURSE. OF COURSE HE DID. HE HAS SO MUCH LOST TIME HE HAS TO MAKE UP FOR. HE HAD TO BE THE FIRST ONE THERE. HE HAD TO.
#text#tf2#team fortress 2#no one touch me#stupid fucking frenchman that i hate so much (<- visibly crying)#TRY TO BE A GOOD GRANDFATHER ASSHOLE.... AND MAYBE A GOOD FATHER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT...#tf2 spoilers#spoilers#tf2 comic spoilers
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i cant stop laughing at jordon brown (who is a journalist and not an actual-play professional) putting together this incredible table for a charity one-shot and having the most correct comment about it
#January 18th!!! Support on Tiltify!!!!#jordon is funny as hell and very cool#if you want to know why he used that picture for aabria...it's a long story but they have a blood feud#jordon brown#critical kindness#off the dome#d20#dimension 20#unprepared casters#dropout#misfits and magic#mismag#worlds beyond number#brennan lee mulligan#aabria iyengar#danielle radford#ify nwadiwe#krystina arielle#haley whipjack#text#mine
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My mom sometimes watches this realty show where rich people try to sell even richer people million dollar homes and it is crazy how much they do not act or sound like real living people
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choke me and put it in slowly 🥹
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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
#every trip to the grocery store brings me closer to the edge#how is this allowed we have to do somethingggggg#text#own
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"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."
quick reminder for everyone who hasnt seen my notice in the replies: please do not use this post as a place to put all of your really traumatic school experiences. you may only see yours, but i have the potential to see dozens of replies talking about self harm, suicide, family/pet death, etc. it would be really great of everyone to not do that to me.
also, i just hate contract grading and this post was, surprisingly, not intended to hit sixty thousand notes. if you can possibly even imagine.
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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
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im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything
any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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