#lying to me is illegal

[trexalicious]

[boxwinebaddie]

rip in honor of an anon who asked me to have ravenstan and jerseykyle write them something cute ( smh jk )

this never fails to be funny to me

[merlinemrys]

honestly cannot trust some of y’all’s merthur fic recs bc i opened one and the first few paragraphs were that gwen DIED and i audibly said “no” and just exited the screen

[elftwink]

just want everyone who insists on posting about voting 20x a day that instead of arguing with people on here you could have a conversation with 3 people you know personally and ask them if they are planning to vote, and if they arent, if there's anything you can do to make it easier.

voter turnout for ANY election is usually abysmal and despite what this website would have you believe, most of those people are not leftists making a choice to refuse to vote. it's people who work that day or can't drive to the polling station or don't keep up with politics and therefore don't feel like they know enough to vote. it's people who need someone to watch their kids or their pets. it's people who don't have the right ID and don't know how to go about fixing that before election day. people who straight up forgot when election day even was. and if someone tells you they're refusing to vote for political reasons for the love of god stop wasting your time trying to sway them when you could spend that time helping people who WOULD vote if they felt they could. and even among those who don't want to vote, people who are apathetic vastly outnumber those taking a principled stance of some kind (obviously not great, but it's way easier to have a productive conversation with someone you know personally who just isn't that engaged in electoral politics, than it is to attempt to argue with someone who is a stranger and who has completely made up their mind and attached moral and political value to that choice).

if you want more people to vote, go and actually speak to your community directly and offer to fucking help. ask if they plan to vote. if they say no, ask why. actually listen to the answer. and then try to help in whatever way you can. and then rest easy knowing you have already done more than literally any post about voting on this webbed site

[thesmokinpossum]

yeah yeah, presumption of innocence and all that but the fact that Ne1l Ga1man is currently using the most textbook definition of the most bullshit excuses as to why he didn't actually raped those women doesn't exactly fill me with confidence for his words to be entirely honest with y'all

[the-halfling-prince]

My brain: You do not need to write a fanfiction for niche 1999 (probably straight to VHS or made for TV) movie The Pact. It was a mid movie. You said it was mid.

Me: If those sad orphans don't kiss right now I don't know what I'll do

[sabrirene]

i fear the 'surely someone's gonna save me' in sunshine baby has an incredible chokehold on me

[running-in-the-dark]

ah, crap.

I gave up and started watching Almost Paradise. I don't want to like it! but I'm not even a minute in and there's his stupid face and his arms and he's adorable and I hate it (I love it 😭)

and then this: "just boom. heart failure. and trust me, that's worse than penis failure" cool 👍

and now he's been hit in the face by a beach ball 😌 awesome

[broke-on-books]

Istg coming back from classes M/W/F is soooooo dangerous bc i keep accidentally passing out for like 3-4 hours in the evenings, missing most dinner options and having to start whatever homework at like 9pm

[banannabethchase]

The problem with new medication is that it is Something New And Unfamiliar, and my body's reaction to that, no matter if it's in my body, in my brain, or in my environment is, "RED ALERT RED ALERT SPIKE HEART RATE AND CUE THE GRIPPING FEAR AND DREAD."

[watari-apologist]

oh yeah, my THIRD favourite thing about "mission bathroom" is the comment section on the site where i first read it, where people are really mad that it didn't get their dicks hard i guess (cowards). like my siblings in christ it said "shota" and "enema" in the damn tags, what did you expect?

(and those are just the comments; click 'read more' to see the absolute mess that is the "topics" - filled with the usual collection of "english please", "why isn't this LightxL", "oh god my eyes", references to everyone's favourite early 2000s psychic damage shotacon hentai, and people straight up not remembering who watari is)

[vanivanvanilla]

so . how we feeling after zam and subz’ streams .

[gracefireheart]

God fucking damn it o(-(

Decided to finally check out the few NoPixel clips I had saved on my PC (since most twitch streamers had to cleanse their accounts from old clips and VODs as they most likely had copyrighted songs in them and they didn't want to get copystriked into hell and back) and it made me miss watching it so much orz

[thelaughingmerman]

Is the character a weird little freak? Kind of. Will I still give them an oc friend or partner? Yes.

[cutiepieautistic]

i hope nobody get's mad at me ever again for being too technical and formal, if i seem cold hearted because i read as being too emotionally blank and academic, that's not my intentions.

i just talk like this when I've got full spoons, so i can talk from a place of reason, and rationally and logically communicate things to my best extent.

this is how i naturally communicate when I'm functioning at my best, I'm not super emotional and such, like you would expect from a woman.

it may seem harsh,but this is just how i am at my very core.

i try my best to be a well spoken individual. i refuse to dumb myself down, or coddle others to make them comfortable when it's totally unfair and clearly not necessary to do so.

there are hard truths out there, and there are complicated topics and complex words out there.

you may not understand them, but that is not my fault and i shall not mince my speech for others.