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#this is JUST like supernatural#this will get better!#why do people lie to me?#lying to me is illegal#i dont want to be a girl anymore#but i hate being trans so much#like i literally want to die thinking about it#and i still like the option of going back and forth#but i feel so stupid snd restless#i want to just. have a gender. i have a completely not#i wish i could trust the people around me. i literally feel like i can trust anyone#and my brain says i need to try and i know i need to try but i dont want to. i want this to all disappear i want to be free. i want#people to stop denying that this is fucking hard. i know i have a goid life i have food and a place to sleep and a pretty house and clothes#and im so thankful ive always been fucking thankful#ive been thankful my entire fucking life i was never allowed to be anything but thankful#and so maybe you shoukd ket me fucking acknowledge it and maybe since this is YOUR fucking faukt you shoukd fucking fix it.#do fucking SOMETHING other than tey and make me feel fucking worse#other than telling me im not worth anything but i guess its fucking working#i could beg on my hands and knees#i could beg for hours and hours and you would never change#you would always choose to keep me here and#you would keep him in your life because he has money#and you keep him in your life because you cant stand to believe her#and you cant stand the fact that you may have hurt me when youve actually known#and your actions that make the least sense#and i made it funny. i just wanted it to be funny#so i made the joke on m#e#i just want to be comfortable and i am there are so many people who have ot worse#i dont understand why im crying
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honestly cannot trust some of y’all’s merthur fic recs bc i opened one and the first few paragraphs were that gwen DIED and i audibly said “no” and just exited the screen
#i do NOT support fridging gwen ‼️ i’m sorry u can be the best writer ever but that’s my GIRL i cannot stand to see her die#shows#bbc merlin#gwen#merthur#text#tais toi lys#lys lb: fic#she cannot die while arthur lives that’s fucking illegal to me#gwen dies at the ripe old age of 92 and merlin’s holding her hand as she passes#anyway. ive heard this fic is REALLY GOOD and honestly merthur’s barely there but like. HELP my one rule is that Gwen is alive idec if she’s#not even in the fic but she MUST be alive to me#😭#*
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just want everyone who insists on posting about voting 20x a day that instead of arguing with people on here you could have a conversation with 3 people you know personally and ask them if they are planning to vote, and if they arent, if there's anything you can do to make it easier.
voter turnout for ANY election is usually abysmal and despite what this website would have you believe, most of those people are not leftists making a choice to refuse to vote. it's people who work that day or can't drive to the polling station or don't keep up with politics and therefore don't feel like they know enough to vote. it's people who need someone to watch their kids or their pets. it's people who don't have the right ID and don't know how to go about fixing that before election day. people who straight up forgot when election day even was. and if someone tells you they're refusing to vote for political reasons for the love of god stop wasting your time trying to sway them when you could spend that time helping people who WOULD vote if they felt they could. and even among those who don't want to vote, people who are apathetic vastly outnumber those taking a principled stance of some kind (obviously not great, but it's way easier to have a productive conversation with someone you know personally who just isn't that engaged in electoral politics, than it is to attempt to argue with someone who is a stranger and who has completely made up their mind and attached moral and political value to that choice).
if you want more people to vote, go and actually speak to your community directly and offer to fucking help. ask if they plan to vote. if they say no, ask why. actually listen to the answer. and then try to help in whatever way you can. and then rest easy knowing you have already done more than literally any post about voting on this webbed site
#another tip is you cant tell someone their reason for not voting is stupid even if you think it is#<- me when i insist on shooting myself in the foot#alsooo dont tell ppl who to vote for even if they ask directly#just tell them how youre voting if youre comfortable#but like 1) telling ppl how to vote is not going to be effective sorry ppl dont like being told what to do#and 2) depending on who you are and how you do it. telling ppl how to vote can be illegal#also DONT reply to this post acting appalled that ppl are apathetic or not paying attention in this political climate#be serious for ten seconds. i know you know people like this irl. or ur fucking lying
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yeah yeah, presumption of innocence and all that but the fact that Ne1l Ga1man is currently using the most textbook definition of the most bullshit excuses as to why he didn't actually raped those women doesn't exactly fill me with confidence for his words to be entirely honest with y'all
#'yes we actually had sex but it was consensual and then she changed her mind and now she's lying about it!!!'#'maybe somebody -but not me!- raped her and now she's mixing up the memories!'#'i was just having a consensual bubble bath with a 23 years old nothing weird or illegal there'#i'm not trying to be annoying and i know it's not the point but i always got the worst vibe from this man#btw i know some of y'all are allergic to even entertaining the idea that repeated huge age gaps are a red flag but like...they are lmao#maybe that will make you realize that it's weird af for a man in his 60's to date women in their 20's#even if they're cOnSeNtInG aDuLts#anyway i'm sure tumblr is going to be very mature and tasteful in their reaction to their favorite blogger writer facing such accusations
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ah, crap.
I gave up and started watching Almost Paradise. I don't want to like it! but I'm not even a minute in and there's his stupid face and his arms and he's adorable and I hate it (I love it 😭)
and then this: "just boom. heart failure. and trust me, that's worse than penis failure" cool 👍
and now he's been hit in the face by a beach ball 😌 awesome
#and his name is Alex in this??? what the fuck that's illegal#I'm not gonna try to find another name again you stupid fucker so you better be nice 😫#sorry#having my usual internal conflict about liking his face and hating him as a person etc etc x#but he is. so. pretty.#I don't even mind the hair. I still think it should be illegal to cut his hair short but if it has to be. this haircut is acceptable.#also he's old and this show is reminding me of that and. why does that make it. better. fuck off#god I hate him (lying)#I laughed so hard when he got hit by that beach ball#I need to see that man get hurt. but really hurt. sooo badly hurt. please I'm begging. someone better punch him soon#almost paradise#christian kane
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possibly a hot take, but if Charles (particularly First Class “I’m going to drink and party all night in-between writing/defending my dissertation for my PhD” era Charles) appeared alongside any other characters, he’d come across as the Matt Murdock of the group—the lawful, good-hearted but chaotic and somewhat unhinged guy who cares more about others than his own safety—but because he’s surrounded by Erik and Raven at all times, he comes across as the only sane one in the group
#now i need a fic where charles and matt switch places#like charles goes to work for nelson and murdock and he's a great lawyer but pretty much immediately gives away that he has powers because#he's so bad at lying#he'd be like#first of all foggy and karen: i would die for you. second of all i don't know what rumors you've heard but i do NOT have telepathy#and a third unrelated thing: the opposition is thinking about intentionally obscuring evidence FYI#and foggy is like 'dude you can't mind-read the opposition. i love your enthusiasm but that's super illegal'#'is there a law that says that?' '..well no because powered individuals are new enough that we don't have many laws surrounding--'#'then i don't see what the problem is :)'#and matt isn't used to working as a team when it comes to superhero stuff so he has a hard time figuring that out and scott has to do a lot#matt being a professor actually goes pretty well until he starts teaching the kids stuff that stick taught him but that results in a#lot of broken bones and hank isn't a fan of that so that puts a stop to it#also fun fact: matt and charles are both infjs!#i'm an infj too but alas no superpowers for me#charles xavier#professor x#erik lehnsherr#magneto#raven darkholme#mystique#matt murdock#daredevil#xmen#xmen first class#xmfc
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That post about yelling leave it at your brain like a dog when it tries to pick up upsetting memories is me about an hour after d&d when my brain tries to convince me it was bad after my players all told me they had fun
#why are you doing this I KNOW YOURE LYING#I made a strawberry and chicken salad for dinner I have pink pop you can’t make me sad!!!!#everything is too cute for me to be sad rn#it’s illegal#.txt
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Biker boy I love u 🫶🫶
@night-triumphantt
#hiiiii fhejwkjdsj#he’s so preddy and so cute and he’s all I’m thinking about so I had to draw about it#how can someone be so cute and so hot at the same time 😠❤️❤️#his girlfriend is so lucky 🥰🥰🥰#tw judie is making me fall in love with her ocs should be illegal btw#had me lying awake at night thinking about them and shit#(not that I’m complaining tho eheuehfhfu) 🫣🤭#also background painted over I ain’t draw all of that (I tried and failed 💀)#gonna end this here otherwise it’s just 10 more tags of me just calling him my pretty angel#what do I tag this#my art#daemon#he should get his own tag ❤️#friends ocs#idk
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not to sound like a quitter, but.
#wat do u do wen ur in iceland with two of ur best friends#but u cant fucking sleep#and u dont have any of ur creature comforts and by gods are u a creature of comfort#and u have no money#and youve put very little effort towards this trip and even less money lmao#like wow i have ppl who will just. buy me plane tickets and tour tickets and food#which is lovely but ultimately soul crushing#bc im going to spend the next four years repaying that#bc i cant get it the fuck together with my spending habits#like ffs im almost 30 and i keep spending my money like a 10yo who found $5 in the street#and cash doesnt feel like a real option in iceland#and unfortunately i also screwed myself by not getting my new credit card#there is. a lot of negativity in my brain rn.#yeah its bc im tired as shit but with the insomnia#like i would pretend to sleep bc i know its better than doom scrolling but fuck#my brain refuses to be distracted from the self loathing rn#2hrs of lying there and i was like okay ill read fic for a bit so i stop. Thinking.#but then i close my eyes and my brain just fucking flushes itself again#anyway. screaming. hollering. homesick.#i only have unhealthy coping mechanisms at this point and unfortunately my fave one is illegal here sooooo.......#might try buying a pack of smokes tmrw lmao#provided i dont find anything sharp first heyyo
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christmas at s+s featuring reigen's surprisingly well crafted gifts
painstaking captions under the cut:
(from left to right, top to bottom)
don't complain about getting socks, they're hard to make and-
you made these for me?
*squeak*
thank you, reigen
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thank you, shishou!
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pose for pictures, mob!
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you better be grateful... stripes aren't easy!
(no one's ever done smth like this for him)
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say dimple, do you like your present?
i could kill you easily
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look ritsu! shishou made you a pair too
oh... just like yours shige?
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i'm going to kill reigen
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look upon my awesome scarf and weep!
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yo reigen, how did you know what my hamsters look like?
your boyfriend told m- OW!
#they're all crocheted/knitted bc i think reigen would be into those kinds of things#i should make a post about my hcs of them all but trust me: reigen likes crochet over knitting bc its faster and he likes learning-#-all of the stitches#mob's cat beanie is based off of smth i made the other day and his fingerless paw gloves are based on smth i want to make lol#seri got socks which are actually not that hard to make reigen is lying <3 they're just tedious to make an exact pair#teru got a vest. tome got a scarf. ritsu got the same as mob </3 not to spite him but bc reigen knows mob would like to match his brother#shou got arigurumi of his 2 hamsters (reigen made them based off of pictures ritsu reluctantly gave him)#and dimple got his ''family pet'' sweater </333#posting here bc i think ppl can at least see my posts on this blog lol#no updates on the blog situation btw so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i'll send another email soon ig#i dont want to caption all of the writing but im 100% sure its illegible so....#my art#mob psycho 100#mp100#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama#teruki hanazawa#tome kurata#shou suzuki#serizawa katsuya#ritsu kageyama#dimple#serirei#ritshou#kinda. if you could read it you would know lol#reigen loves his familyyyyyyyyyyy T_T
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oh yeah, my THIRD favourite thing about "mission bathroom" is the comment section on the site where i first read it, where people are really mad that it didn't get their dicks hard i guess (cowards). like my siblings in christ it said "shota" and "enema" in the damn tags, what did you expect?
(and those are just the comments; click 'read more' to see the absolute mess that is the "topics" - filled with the usual collection of "english please", "why isn't this LightxL", "oh god my eyes", references to everyone's favourite early 2000s psychic damage shotacon hentai, and people straight up not remembering who watari is)
#original words#mission bathroom#[REDACTED]#also they're literally lying there's not even piss lol#just a lot of... you know#i love ''This is illegal :)'' it cracks me up so bad#25% of people gave this five stars and 35.5% gave it one star#what is the truth
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so . how we feeling after zam and subz’ streams .
#van speaks#i rambled on my instagram but i’ll also put my thoughts here#i assumed zam would leave eclipse but the way he did holyyyyy fuck#him and vi are enemies now. sheds tear. subz/am still winning though a little with the shield and trust apple#btw i’m soooo curious why subz just had that shield like . it’s the same as the eclipse shield but instead of black it’s white#ourples are gonna go on a full villain arc so that’s really fun but i’m also scared bc zam is my Guy yknow and vi’s attention is now on him#also don’t get me wrong u guys know i adore 3ht but for some reason zam teaming with them feels weird to me. bad weird and i don’t know why#maybe it’s just because he broke up with eclipse the way he did but it just feels weird to me and i can’t explain it#i don’t think 3ht has any bad intentions or anything of the sort— if anything they’re some of the most moral ppl on the server considering#they don’t obtain and use illegal items— but in my chest it just feels bad. idk it’s all weird#i really wish zam didn’t leave eclipse like that. even with vi lying and stuff he did genuinely care for zam and idk mannn i just feel T_T
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God fucking damn it o(-(
Decided to finally check out the few NoPixel clips I had saved on my PC (since most twitch streamers had to cleanse their accounts from old clips and VODs as they most likely had copyrighted songs in them and they didn't want to get copystriked into hell and back) and it made me miss watching it so much orz
#God damn snitchleafs clip got to me good#which is of Ryan and Reid being in jail together and lying to the cops about what illegal shit the other did#Also. the clip of Ryan telling Mia “Idk if I can do basic white bitch [accent]” and Kiwo (the streamer behind Mia) just losing it#I both do and don't want to watch the NP streams going on atm as I've missed so much#and the *throws up* fandom wiki doesn't tell much#my thoughts
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Is the character a weird little freak? Kind of. Will I still give them an oc friend or partner? Yes.
#oc emily whos like dont tell me about the illegal things you do so if they pull me aside for questioning i can pass the polygraph#but i still love you and have your back maybe ill commit a little crime too#and as of yet unnamed oc whos like stop lying stop maipulating just be nicer!#and then adelaide whos just a whole ass can of worms like shes also the worst person to exist#this is about the telemarketer and buzzsaw#we dont need to talk about adelaides cringe background
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dude as someone who understands the nuances of enmeshment + the varying degrees of abuse-versus-codependency I'm really more of a Beveryly-Did-Nothing-Wrong-er than the show, which is a Beverly-Is-Equally-At-Fault-er
#am I saying she did nothing wrong? no she did a bunch of stuff that was wrong#mostly lying to Genevieve when she asked her outright if it was her the whole time#but all the stuff that Elliot was doing on her own that she had no idea about? all the intrusions into her life and relationship that#Beverly didn't know how to stop? that doesn't seem like HER FAULT like it seems more like Elliot doing whatever the fuck she wants and#justifying it to them both retroactively by saying that it was all for beverly#like. the misusing her eggs to do something very very illegal and possibly unethical WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGE OR PERMISSION the second that she#sets a boundary is um. like a big red flag to me about the nature of their relationship#I'm not saying they're not codependent or anything but like. holy shit how do you get off blaming Beverly for any of this#the end was very much Her Choice (kinda? hormones + trauma + cycling back into toxic patterns is uh. something really hard to break out of)#but like. holy god do you not see how Elliot was the bigger influence on this outcome#most of Beverly's unhappiness was due to the certainty of it making Elliot UNhappy#THATS what was killing her not that she wasn't meant to be happy. we need to compare this to the scenes of women feeling deformed for#uterine Abnormalities or for having miscarriages#like the. my body isn't meant to have babies my body kills babies directly translates over to the lines about not being meant to be happy#like. that's not the case it makes sense for you to feel that way but I promise that's not the case! fuck! this was such a compelling show#I'm mad that it ended on such a shitty note!! I can't say I didn't see it coming but like. fuck!!! what was any of it For!!!!!
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People keep asking me again and again and again why I moved away from ✨America ✨ Like it’s some amazing place. Glad I am easily reminded every day. Capitalistic hell scape where guns have more rights than people.
Businesses firing employees for trying to organize a union is one of many pieces of evidence that capitalism is not about freedom, but about being as close to slavery as possible.
If capitalism were really about freedom, making sure employees have the means to negotiate wages would be encouraged, not suppressed.
This is also proof that "most people who work those jobs are teenagers" is a bullshit excuse for poverty wages. Teenagers deserve a living wage too.
#can’t believe I get to be a part of a union here#can’t believe I get to talk about my wage openly#without having someone mad at me about it#or lying and telling me it’s illegal#can’t believe people think America is a dream
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