sabs ☾ she / her ☾ paladin femme ☾ pfp & header art @juicetrick ☾
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
kitty cat purring gotta be in the top 1 sounds ever invented it's so awesome that there's a creature that can just be sitting and staring blankly at me but I know she's happy cause she's going brrrrrrrr
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
using tumblr is a really awesome way to learn about the types of people in the world because you will see a post by mutual #1 that's like "just jacked off with my awesome penis #my penis tag" and then scroll down exactly one post to see mutual #2 posting "this might be tmi but i live in a house"
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
hate when u agree with the sentiment of a post but not the condescending tone . Why dont we do a cool prank that's called being kind for no reason and speaking respectfully Even on the internet
35K notes
·
View notes
Text
oh whats that bro? youre feeling fundies brokies? (fundamentally broken?) youre feeling fundies brokies bro?
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
can everyone tell me something they are looking forward to in the tags
#friend sleepover tomorrow!!!#and also i wanna see if my house is as chaotic to the rest as prev thinks#<< not chaotic persay#but just someone literally turned you into a house
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.
57K notes
·
View notes
Text
need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30K notes
·
View notes
Text
Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl
54K notes
·
View notes
Text
asexual domming where you bellitle and degrade people just for the sake of being a bitch. for fun. its not a sex thing you just are an asshole
336 notes
·
View notes
Text
(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
60K notes
·
View notes