#lucy is an arsonist

[incorrectlco]

Lockwood: Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys.

Lucy: Ignite it is. 

[lesbocrocker]

Christopher Lightwood be like “I know a place.” And then immediately blow it up.

[talleryn]

Lockwood: *sends Lucy a voice message*

Lucy: *texting back* I’m kinda busy. Is it urgent?

Lockwood: nah don’t worry just listen later

*later*

Lucy: *hits play*

Lockwood’s voice message: THE FUCKING HOUSE IS ON FIRE

[era-bella]

Crying. Screaming. Vomiting. Creaming. Losing my shit. Laughing. Burning. Dying. Floating.

[amethyst-angst]

💿: $20 by boygenius

( prints available @ https://society6.com/allyleitschuh/designs )

[sixteen-mirrors]

..b..oy.. genius ..

[fluentmoviequoter]

Choose a Side

The Bradfords Series Masterlist (4/?)

Pairing: Tim Bradford x fem!wife!cop!reader

Summary: Lucy asks for your opinion on a date, not expecting you to take sides. You do choose a side, but not the one she thinks.

Warnings: fluff, banter, grumpy!Tim

Word Count: 1.3k+ words

A/N: There are two random references in this (an Eric Winter movie and a previous Tim fic). Which is completely irrelevant. Enjoy.

The station is quiet when you walk through, but you know better than to get comfortable in the calm moment. It’s not superstition for you, just that you know the people you work with, and even if there aren’t many calls, it still won’t stay quiet for long.

“Hey!” Lucy calls behind you.

You smile at her interruption and stop walking so she can catch up to you. As she approaches, you notice that she’s looking over your shoulder.

“Is Tim with you?” she asks.

“No,” you answer, “he’s helping Angela with a case. Do you need him?”

“What I need is a second opinion and I do not want his.”

“Okay,” you drawl. “What’s up?”

“So, I’m going on a date tonight.”

“Please don’t say it’s with a cop,” you murmur.

“With a firefighter.” Lucy stops and tilts her head to ask, “Is it really that bad to be with another cop?”

You raise your hand to her arm and smile. “Lucy, I’m kidding. Tell me more.”

“His name is Alex. He’s been a firefighter for a few years since he got out of the Army. We actually met while playing tug-of-war and he was super flirty, but apparently he actually likes me!”

You ignore the odd way they met and choose to say, “Don’t sound so surprised he’s interested. When’s the date?”

“What date?”

You and Lucy look up together, wide-eyed at the sight of Tim approaching. He furrows his brows and keeps his eyes on you rather than looking at Lucy.

“I’m cheating on you?” you try.

“What date?” Tim repeats, completely ignoring your attempt to remove suspicion from Lucy.

“I have a date,” Lucy admits, “with a former soldier who is now a firefighter.”

“Killer turned arsonist. Way to pick them, Chen.”

“You were a soldier,” you point out.

Tim turns his chin toward you long enough to argue, “And you used to be nice to me.”

“Tim," you warn.

“Didn’t your last boyfriend leave you so heartbroken you bought jewelry from the evidence room?” Tim asks.

“I bought that because I like it,” Lucy defends, crossing her arms across her chest. “This is different.”

“Which station does he work at?” Tim inquires.

“Does that matter?”

“Yes,” you answer, with Tim. You frown as you add, “Sorry.”

“29,” Lucy says quietly. She raises her voice and glares at Tim to challenge, “Do you want his shoe size and social security number as well?”

“Lucy, some of the stations are known for having firefighters that are terrible people. Trust me, I’ve met more than my fair share on calls,” you explain. “Tim’s just trying to look out for you on that one.”

“Oh, so you’re taking his side. That’s great!”

“Lucy,” you reply with a laugh. “29 is a good station, right down the road, so we would know if it wasn’t. They’re good people.”

“As good as firefighters can be, you mean,” Tim adds. “What’s his last name?”

“Tim,” you chide. “That’s none of your business.”

“There can’t be that many guys named Alex at station 29.”

Tim pulls his phone from his pocket, and you snatch it out of his hand.

“If you call Nell to ask about him, I will take Kojo and Lucy to the station on my lunch break to hang out with firefighters.”

Tim shakes his head before he turns to face Lucy.

“Aren’t you supposed to be working instead of talking about date night outfits?” he asks.

“Oh, outfits!” Lucy exclaims. “We didn’t get that far!”

“Nope,” Tim interrupts. “Get to the shop, we’re going on patrol.”

“But I never got a second opinion.” Lucy pouts as she looks toward you, and you smile.

“Lucy, it sounds like you and Alex get along really well. You should go, have fun, and just see where the relationship may be able to go.”

“Thanks, Mom,” Lucy says, raising her arms to hug you.

“Boot,” Tim barks when the hug lasts for a second too long. “Shop.”

“He’s so grumpy today,” Lucy whispers in your ear as she pulls back.

Tim nods at you before he turns to follow Lucy to the garage. You look down at his phone in your hand and smile. He’ll realize before he leaves and come back for it, and this time, you will let him know that you really did pick a side.

“I need that,” Tim says as he returns.

You tuck his phone behind your back and use your other hand to grip the collar of Tim’s uniform and pull him closer. Face-to-face, you look into his eyes before you speak.

“Don’t look into him,” you demand.

Tim’s brows pinch before he asks, “What do you mean?”

“Tim Bradford, if you start a fire just to meet Lucy’s date, it will look like you care about her. A lot.”

Tim clears his throat softly, then nods once. “Can I go now?”

“Sure,” you agree, smiling as you release his collar and step back. “But she’ll tell me if you interrogate her in the car.”

“Why does it matter who my boot dates or when?” Tim inquires as he straightens his shirt.

“I don’t know, Tim. Why does it?”

Tim grumbles as he takes his phone from your hand.

“I love you,” you call after him.

“Not as much as Alex, apparently.”

“This is by far the most illegal but sweet thing you’ve ever done,” you tell Tim. “Pretzels?”

“It’s not illegal,” Tim argues, extending his hand for a snack. “We’re just enjoying a date night. What’s wrong with that?”

“The fact that we’re not just enjoying a date night. Tim, you’re watching someone else’s date.”

“You can’t say you’re not interested.”

“I can,” you argue, lifting your phone. “I’m watching a cheesy romcom about a widower who owns a restaurant and coaches little league but falls in love with the woman who wants to buy him out.”

“Riveting,” Tim mumbles, turning back toward the restaurant. “Where’d she go?”

The back door behind you opens before Lucy slides into the car. You offer the bag of convenience store snacks over your shoulder, and she accepts it to look for her favorite candy. Which, of course, you bought for her. Uncomfortable with Lucy's presence, Tim shifts as you pause your movie and remove the earbud you’d been using to listen to it.

“How was the date?” Tim asks.

“You tell me, it seems like you saw just as much as I did,” Lucy responds.

“Sorry, Lucy,” you interject.

“It’s okay. I mean, if he was a serial killer or something, I’d be glad you’re here.”

“That’s what I said,” Tim defends.

“But he wasn’t.”

“Told you,” you tell Tim. “She can take care of herself. Besides, Alex is a sweetheart.”

“You’ve met him?!” Tim asks loudly.

You nod and take a bite of your snack before you explain, “On a call this afternoon. Nell attached me to it.”

“Oh, so I can’t call Nell, but you can?”

“I asked her to watch for an opportunity,” Lucy says.

Tim shakes his head and throws his hands up. “I give up. Lucy, do you want a ride home?”

“Your home or mine?”

“You’re not spending the night.”

You chuckle in the passenger seat at their bickering. Tim doesn’t look at you this time, too focused on the road as he pulls out.

“How was it?” you ask Lucy.

“It was really good. We’re going out again.”

“When?” Tim asks.

“Don’t answer that, Lucy,” you suggest. “We can talk tomorrow.”

“Right,” Tim scoffs. “And she was worried about you picking sides.”

“You know, you could just say it,” Lucy tells Tim, leaning toward his seat.

“Say what?”

“I love you. Trust me, you tell me once and you’d feel so free. I love you. That’s all it takes, Dad.”

“The guy in your movie didn’t have to deal with this,” Tim mumbles.

“He actually did have a kid,” you say as he approaches a stop sign.

“Wait, what movie?” Lucy asks excitedly.

As you begin explaining the plot to Lucy, Tim shakes his head. You know he cares, and when you get home and kiss him, maybe he’ll reconsider simply admitting it.

[rantsramblesandrandomthougts]

Now, i love our arsonist boy lockwood, but i'd like to take this time to remind yall that, in the book, it was LUCY who set the Hope house on fire

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

"what are you?"

Natsu: a dragon slayer!

"no I meant are you a boy or a-"

Natsu: OH you mean what type I am!

Natsu: Fire.

"no you don't-"

Natsu: OH wait yeah sorry Lucy explained the fancy word to me

Natsu: I'm an arsonist

[j1992hutch]

ABOUT ME — ELLIE! 🛹

she/they ˖ infp-t ˖ queer ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹

dni! support israel, 25+, homophobic, transphobic, racist, pedophiles

interests! future man, beetlejuice, saw, tlou, you (tv), scream, fnaf, the quarry, resident evil, josh hutcherson, end of the f***ing world, jake & johnnie, tarayummy, barbie, horror movies, matpat, thg, ghostbusters, sam & colby, detention (2011), scott pilgrim, evil dead, fear street, film cooper, coryxkenshin, zombie movies, ianowt

artists! taylor swift, phoebe bridgers, nirvana, deftones, mitski, boygenius, radiohead, the front bottoms, tv girl, pixies, elliot smith, jake webber, lana del rey, lucy dacus, olivia rodrigo, chappell roan, johnnie guilbert, julien baker, conan gray, maya hawke, weezer, the talking heads, david bowie, the smiths

"in another life we were arsonists." ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 ₊⊹

(psst! my intro post was made by @mercihutch)

[koheletgirl]

IN ANOTHER LIFE WE WERE ARSONISTS

20$ - boygenius // would you rather - phoebe bridgers // yours & mine - lucy dacus // heatwave - julien baker // sidelines - phoebe bridgers // scott street - phoebe bridgers // trust - lucy dacus // emily i'm sorry - boygenius // red door - julien baker // body to flame - lucy dacus // televangelist - julien baker // savior complex - phoebe bridgers // tokyo - julien baker // hot & heavy - lucy dacus // killer - phoebe bridgers // sucker punch - julien baker // trust - lucy dacus

[chaoticmoron]

Alright I guess it’s time for a sona reveal and full pinned post.

Incase you can’t read my shit ass handwriting, My names is James and or Fruity!! I go by any and all pronouns aside from She/Her, I’m a minor but in highschool and a theatre nerd!! Bi and Poly and also Trans (afab), currently fixating on Billie Bust Up, and Sonic(.exe)!

One of the mods of theterribledigitalfanmail Make sure to it out if you have time or are interested! I am also the happy owner of the TADC AU Forgotten Faith which I have a blog for!

!! HAZBIN RP BLOGS; !! Zestial: @overlord-zestial Eggily: @askseraeggeggily Swap!Valentino: @simpin-not-pimpin Takeover!Lucifer: @veesassistant-lucifer Eden!Lucifer: @luci-edenprotector Angel Dust: @dusted-angels Lucifer: @luci-duckking

!! SPOOKY MONTH RP BLOGS; !! John: @smokingofficer Ignacio: @robed-arsonist Captain (And Shotgun): @cap-n-shotty

!! BILLIE BUST UP RP BLOGS; !! Fantoccio: @fanto-thegreat Aristotle: @rad-magic-dad

!! SONIC RP BLOGS; !! Boykisser (OC): @boykissing-bartender Majin Sonic: @endless-smiles-and-fun Sonic.EXE: @bloodsoakedgod Dr Golden (+ Toys) (FNaS): @dr-golden-n-co

!! OTHER BLOGS; !! Selfshipping with Dimitri: @dimitrispartner

!! IF CHARACTERS ACTUALLY HAD TUMBLR; !! Lucifer: @ducklover-69 Angel Dust: @angelloveshusk Majin Sonic: @mybrothers-apisshog Fantoccio: @woodensharklover Aristotle: @aristotleadventurer Hosea Hayes: @totallynotgayfordutch

DM’s are always open so feel free to send a message if you want

I think that’s it so for now, peace!

[era-bella]

Brb while I cry over them

[beetlecakes]

Songs I associate the ninjas with

Jay: The Archer - Taylor Swift

Cole: pillar of truth - Lucy Dacus

Kai: Arsonist’s Lullaby - Hozier

Nya: The Man - Taylor Swift

Lloyd: Here I Am - The Crane Wives

Zane: like real people do - Hozier

These are my opinions and how I perceive them but like I love this silly little Lego show so much

[a-friendly-fangirl]

Just realised that 20$ seems like an evolution of Julien's perspective from Graceland Too. At least, to me.

Because in Graceland Too, Julien leaves the house "without an excuse" and then in 20$ proceeds to say: "When you wake up I'll be gone again".

As if this is something she has done several times before. But what's beautiful and moving about all of this is that, in Graceland Too, Julien clearly goes out to be alone (She picks a direction), whereas, in 20$, she's going out to see Phoebe and Lucy (In another life we were arsonists).

She has become the "Rebel without a clue" Phoebe was talking about and to see her best friends.

[wlw-webcomic-bracket]

WEBCOMIC DIRECTORY

Half the reason I created this tournament is so I could find new webcomics to read, and I know a bunch of you are following it for the same reason.

So: Here is a directory of every webcomic that was submitted!

Please note that this list is Very Long, so (1) I have not read most of these webcomics and can't vouch for their content, and (2) I have not tested any of these links, but I can fix any errors if you point them out.

Comics are listed in alphabetical order, with the featured couple(s) or poly ship(s) in parentheses. Broken into two parts because Tumblr only allows 100 links per post and there are 140 comics.

180° Angel (Sam and Lilith)

2 Slices (Ruka and Rio)

A Week in Warrigilla (Hazel and Willie)

A&H Club (Adrian and Hildegard)

Alice and the Nightmare (Edith and Quinn)

Alien Heart (Ivy and Rosa)

Always Human (Sunati and Austen)

Balderdash (Georgie and Afia)

Band vs Band (Honey Hart and Turpentine)

Blindsprings (Ember and Irelia)

Boyfriends (Jock, Prep, Nerd, and Goth)

Bugtopia (Arachne and Scarlet)

Burn Away (Abella and Edie)

Charity Case (Sylvia and Jerry)

Circuits and Veins (Ai and Aki)

Console Her (Claudia and Ava)

Cucumber Quest (Almond and Peridot; Piano and Ametrine)

Cursed Princess Club (Nell and Jolie)

Dame Daffodil (Charo and Alesea)

Daughter of the Lilies (Lyra and Margot)

Dead Winter (Lizzie and Alice)

Dicebox (Griffin and Molly)

Dirt Creek Runs Red with Blood (Ines and Sarepia)

Dom&Mor (Dominique and Morgan)

Dresden Codak (Kimiko and Elith)

Drop-Out (Lola and Sugar)

Dumbing of Age (Becky and Dina; Jennifer/Billie and Ruth)

El Goonish Shive (Ellen and Nanase; Catalina and Rhoda; Diane and Lucy)

Eldritch Darling (Ina and CJ)

Encore! (Quinn and Hana)

Ennui Go (Izzy, Darcy, and Tanya)

Errant (Sarin and Jules)

Facing the Sun (Aarya and Liza)

Finding Wonderland (Alex and Lucky)

Flowers For the Arsonist (Lucia and Paige)

Four Leaf (Carla and Lina)

Gals (Croix, Sam, Lux, and Charlotte)

Ghoul Crush (Sison and Laguna)

Girly (Otra and Winter)

Glitterlaced (Goldie and Luck)

Go Get a Roomie (Roomie and Lillian)

Guide to the Land of Monsters (Arnatuk and Tove)

Gunnerkrigg Court (Kat and Paz; Zimmy and Gamma)

Hard Lacquer (Claire and Robin; Claire and Petra)

Heartstopper (Darcy and Tara)

Heir's Game (Sevilia and Ilianna)

Her Tale of Shim Chong (Shim Chong and Madam Jang)

High Class Homos (Sapphia and Odette; Sapphia and Marla)

Homestuck (Rose and Kanaya; Calliope and Roxy; Vriska and Meenah; Vriska and Terezi)

How to Be a Werewolf (Marin and Marisa)

I Love Amy (Amy and Bibi)

I Want to Be a Cute Anime Girl (Cheryl and Delilah)

I'm the Villainess but the Heroine's Trying to Capture Me (Nelly and Nancy)

In My Heart (Wantanabe Yuki and Sasaki Mari)

Isadora (Isaline and Theodora)

It's Okay to Like Girls (Sophie and Olivia)

Kidd Commander (Phineas and Agatha)

Kill Six Billion Demons (Allison and Ciocie Cioelle)

Kiss It Goodbye (Aruka and Yukimi)

Lady of the Shard (Radiant Goddess and Acolyte; Radiant Goddess and Old God)

Lesbiampires (Daphne and Veronika)

Lore Olympus (Athena and Hestia)

Mage & Demon Queen (Malori and Velverosa)

Matchmaker (Kimmy and Marlowe)

Missing Monday (Foyle and Monday)

Monsters and Girls (Lili and Sera)

Motherlover (Imogen and Alex)

Moving In (Jackie and Riley)

Muted (Camille, Nyra, and Dendro)

My Dragon Girlfriend (Dani and Christie; Callie and Olive)

My Sweet Archenemy (Mad Spade and Miss Sunshine)

My Wish Is to Fall In Love Until You Die (Shiina and Mimi; Seiran and Ari)

Namesake (Selva and Alice)

Nano List (Chacha and Zavi)

Never Satisfied (Neith and Isra)

Nevermore (Lenore and Annabel Lee)

Night Owls and Summer Skies (Emma and Vivian)

Not So Shoujo Love Story (Rei and Hanna)

Octopus Pie (Jane and Marigold)

Offbeat (Beau and Julie)

On a Sunbeam (Mia and Grace; Alma and Char)

On Borrowed Time (Rune and Dielle)

Osora (Celia and Catalina)

Remaining links in part two!