#love marriage divorce

[lgbtiwtv]

in light of recent events

[knifearo]

like it's honestly kind of ridiculous at this point

[wazzi2ya]

Art for the portraits in Sinsmas by jigokuhana89

[superbat-lmao]

Jason and Roy get married in all 50 states.

It takes them about 15 years, what with all the marriage and divorce paperwork that has to be filed, but they do it.

The first few marriages and divorces are a Vegas wedding, a New Jersey divorce, and Californian wedding, a Californian divorce, and a New Jersey wedding. Everything after that has been an ongoing bit the two of them can’t stop doing, much to the consternation of their families.

Bruce and Oliver always seem to be discussing upcoming wedding details and if any of the JL ask it’s always the same kids.

JL Member: I thought they were already married?

Other JL Member: I thought they were already divorced??

[registeredboykisser]

still not recovering from the fact that Vander plunged the knife deeper because it meant he would get closer to Silco in his final moments

[just-an-enby-lemon]

"The Mechanisms were Jonathan Sims college band" and "Jon is the secret real past of Jonny D'ville" are both great takes but I present "Jon's descend into an unwilling antichirst figure is The Mecs new album and Jonny plays him in the songs because they just have very similar voices for some reason."

[daemyra-fire]

We haven't talked enough about how much Daemon suffered in Harrenhal, one more day without Rhaenyra and he would throw himself off the castle tower

I know that many people did not like Daemon's arc in Harrenhal, but I loved him, how he grew as a person, his decline being the greatest and still seeing him suffer internally was beautiful, and Matt Smith, what a spectacular interpretation.

[your-fav-had-a-divorce]

Mafuyu’s mom and Mafuyu’s dad from Pjsk :)

MAFUYU’S MOM AND DAD from PJSK got a DIVORCE!!!

CONGRATULATIONS ON THEIR DIVORCE, EVERYBODY CLAP

[v7n5]

Let me be clear. I love this pic not just for how vagina it is, but also because of the way the pov is positioned perfectly so that Howard's head is exactly in the middle of the circle in the back, the lens is focused right on him, indicating that he's the true head of HHM. He's the one in power now and whatever happens next is up to him. The dynamic between him and Chuck has officially shifted.

Pussy speaks English, Spanish, and Legalese, and Chuck is speechless.

(original screencaps by @ doctorspaceman)

[thankstothe]

Some notes on Wilson's marriages/divorces, and how he met House:

• House didn't just meet a freshly divorced Wilson. He met barely married Wilson, who just got notified about his #1 divorce by a lawyer, not his wife

• Wilson walked around with papers on hand, long enough to give House a chance to sneak a peek. The same day he received the news. (there's a chance it was some sort of middle step in the divorce procedure, but "just served", checkmate your honor)

• House 100% knew that when he bailed him out. No, I don't have any concrete evidence besides "it's fucking House"

• House had Wilson observed the entire time to know he didn't open the papers. The divorce lawyer prob gave him an idea of what it is, and he was just marinating in the suffering juice

• House had to be nosy and stealthy when he checked the package Wilson clung to, he saw what's written on it

• They didn't actually talk at the conference itself, so House did it silently too

• There was a law firm address on the papers, and you couldn't just google shit then. House's had to remember it to investigate it further, or he already knew of the firm (or it said "BLAH LAW FIRM BLAH HERE'S YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS, LOSER", which is possible)

• Wilson likely opened them in a hotel room (or he looked at the package sadly/angrily there too), needed a drink, and House was at the bar

• House was watching Wilson at that conference, then at the bar, then meltdown over the song, then the whole fight and the mess, then the detention, and was like yeah I'll bail that

• "First words you ever said to me." This is when they first talked, Wilson was in jail and the one in need

• Ok alright, hear me out, if House didn't know what the papers were at the time of bailing. There are 2 paths for him to find out

• Wilson STILL had them on hand in jail

• Or Housey saw them at Wilson's hotel room. Yeah

• It's been over the decade since they've met and they both vividly remember the details of that drunk night (I get why for storytelling purposes. Still... Much to think about)

• That conference is either the last one, or one of the lasts, House attended. And that one was already boring to House without Wilson. 15 years prior to s06e06 "Known Unknowns", can't do the timeline magic I just eyeball it

• House also introduced Wilson to Cuddy pretty soon, since she was a witness to the levels of despair he was apparently in

• House might've pestered Cuddy to hire him, or she chose to do so herself (whenever she was dean). Maybe House chased away some poor oncologist to make an opening. Even if House isn't as obsessed with Wilson at the start of season 1, he's always plotting

• There's the brother thing too. Wilson still fresh out of med school, still divorcing, still guilty af and looking for the brother in Princeton, so he was happy to work there

• Prior to that, Wilson was working 2 jobs to support himself and Sam and was ready to follow her to Baltimore

• The divorce and meeting House happened in 1991, the same year USSR completely fell apart. Just thought I'll throw that in #educational

• Wilson was married, non-fraudulently, for 12 years total

• Marriage #1 has only lasted 1 year

• That means every marriage House was present for has lasted longer #math

• Wilson found a way to get fulfilled while in the marriage

• Now he's got a needy bitch with infinite problems and who will slurp any poison he has to siphon

• I'd argue House is what made Wilson bearable at home

• At the same time, House is what kept Wilson away from home, ultimately contributing to the divorce

• Wilson himself describes his marriages as crappy - he doesn't really need help destroying them. House still helps~✨

• Timeline gets wonky, but there couldn't have been much of a downtime between marriages, a couple of years max

• "Fell in love at the wedding" - whatever the fuck that means for Wilson

• Either Wilson met Sam through that wedding, and she also aimed to work in medicine - how they've connected. Or they went there as a couple, both being med students? Got high on emotions and jumped into marriage

• Wilson speedruns relationships once he's in them, so it could've gone "hey that was a nice wedding, how about we have our own?"

• He fucking sucks at proposals, his looks and general air of niceness carried him all 3 times, I will not be hearing any objections on the matter

• When Wilson talks to Cameron about cheating. He says, "I have (cheated). I always told them"

• "Them"

• It's could've been every marriage (#1, #2 and #3). If boy managed to sneak in cheating in his 1-year lightning marriage #1, while he was studying + 2 jobs (now I don't doubt his time management skills, but it's still a hassle. On the other hand, all that stress couldn't have been helping)

• Or it could be #1 and #2, or #1 and #3. But #3 is pretty much a certainty (he flirts with nurses on screen, House is also there), and it's "them", so why would he randomly stop in the middle? Don't think so

• What's most likely is - #2 and #3. When arguing with Sam (#1) again she didn't mention or allude to the cheating, her problem was that Wilson didn't communicate ANY emotions to her, she even admitted to House she made the most mistakes in that marriage, let's say there's some truth in that

• Wilson either didn't tell Sam about cheating, she didn't have a problem with it, or he lied to Cameron

• OR he didn't cheat on Sam

• He started to cheat after the first divorce AND his marriages started to last longer, which is funnier too

• He could've started cheating prior to House entering the picture, but much more likely - after. Divorce and/or House are the cause

• Speaking of. Meeting House is very tightly linked to the #1 divorce. Every time Wilson would think back on it, he would have to think about all the turmoil and getting bailed by House. And vice versa - every time he'd think back on meeting House...

• "I met someone who made me feel funny. And I didn't want to let that feeling go." Another Cameron talk. Ur honor, there's something on that wall

• btw, he is STILL married while meeting House, so if you hilson 1st-night-fuck truther, that meeting is his cheater origin story in a more practical sense. He then could've really meant all the marriages, but then he lied about telling Sam/Cameron, he might not count it since he's divorcing to tell Sam

• Ultimately, he's a huge liar, and I'm wasting my time. What I'm saying - nothing is really off the table with this guy in terms of hcs

• Aftermaths of #2 and #3 aren't really talked about like #1. It must've been really nuclear

• House says neither of them recovered from (#1) divorce to Wilson's face, Wilson doesn't contest that in any way. Even tho House didn't know Wilson before the divorce he usually right on the money with these things

• After the divorce #2 Wilson got 3 legged cat

• After failing to secure marriage #4 (#1 part 2) he got a diabetic cat

• Just like the thing he has with missing phone calls, after every divorce, consciously or not, he might expect a savior to bail him out

• After and during #3 he crashed at House's, then surfed hotels, then moved in with a dying patient, then Amber's, then House moved in with him (still Amber's)

• Maybe his wives kept taking properties in the divorce, and he just stopped getting them

• Man frankly didn't have a home for a while (HOMELESS BUT NOT HOUSELESS)

• Then Wilson finally commits and gets the place for himself and House, from Bonnie (#2)

• Wilson adamantly remains on good terms with his ex-wives (but not random exes. One helps House with a prank, House kept tabs bc of course)

• But Wilson thinks they hate him. Did he ever pay attention to them?

• While spending all the time with House, then cheating, telling his wives about it, Wilson gave them more attention and emotions to delay the divorce

• He also learned how not to get attached in marriage, to not get destroyed by the divorce (excellent gambit if you expect your marriage to fail)

• He has a better support system now too. Can't believe House is your support system, fucking lmao and ouch. Cuddy is his only other friend we see, maybe Stacy at some point (he kept in touch with after the incident)

• All his other friends and family we hear next to nothing about, at best they're surface level

• In season 5 he's only visited by the coworkers/House's team + Cuddy <- all that is pretty much House's tolerance circle

• House is pathetic, but Wilson is something else entirely

[justafriendofxanders]

call buffyverse the bermuda triangle because no ship made it out of that shit alive. no marriage finale, no kids, no epilogue. the ideal ending for me where it's just a whole bunch of exes and dead exes in a world where people are constantly coming back to life. multidimensional divorce FOREVER.

[false-guinevere]

Okay there’s like a whole post I wanna make on Mordred and Guinevere but I was reading Mordred’s usurpation in the Vulgate and I forgot how funny Mordred’s fake Arthur letter is

“Yes I am Arthur and I am currently dying. You should definitely make Mordred king. Because I will be dead. Also he should totally marry Guinevere. It is very important that he marry Guinevere.”

Like I know that was Mordred’s first draft and he was just really banking that none of the Barons would ask questions (and they didn’t so I guess he was right).

[short-wooloo]

Considering the rise of forced-birth, anti divorce extremists in this country, people really need to appreciate the no marriage no bio kids norms/values of the Jedi

[thedevilsniki]

"[...]And we are ONCE AGAIN teachers of one another [...]"

I would like to go back to iwtv episode 2.08 and talk about that specific dialogue very quickly, because i haven't thought that much about it, but I wanted to give a piece of my mind and see if someone agrees or not

All of that dialogue sounds like Armand is trying to lure Louis into some kind of circle again. Sounds like the kind of thing you tell someone when they are falling off your spell and you're trying to bring them back.

Sometimes, it looks like Armand is always expecting Louis to act a different way, take things more lightly, and less seriously, answer him differently, and love him in a different way. A constant hope for a behaviour that we (at least I) didn't see in the beginning of their relationship.

Armand is always trying to replicate his old relationships. (he didn't have that kind of behavior with Lestat, because Lestat is not the malleable type, but Louis is)

In the beginning he is always trying to set thay 'master/servant' 'maitre/fledgling' 'dom/sub' kind of relationship, replicating his dynamic with Marius and with the men he was forced to sleep with. — when Armand said "are you asking me, or making me?" and Louis disappointed him when didn't answer like Armand expected.

But now is different. I don't think it's the same kind of hope, and background/dynamic Armand brings now. He and Marius didn't have a teacher/teacher dynamic, they weren't treated like equals. And Louis/Armand for certain weren't as well (as far as we could see from their dynamic), so where is that coming from?

My main point with it is.... why does it sound so much like 80's Devil's Minion? That's the dynamic they used to have in the books. Especially Daniel as Armand's guide, "You're going to be my teacher" whole kind of thing

Wouldn't it be so funny if Armand started to miss Daniel after their relationship ended and started to replicate it with Louis? And still trying so hard to make Louis act like young Daniel? Wouldn't it?

Edit. Yes, now I know it's a quote from the book (thanks who told me btw — I don't know much about their relationship in the books) but inside the show context it's something funny to think about. I truly think that if Devil's Minion happened in the 80's Armand kinda misses it enough to search for it inside his 'new' relationship with Louis. It's for the angst guys

[zeravmeta]

ostensibly the funniest plot twist in all of undead unluck was feng going from "asshole villain who sucks in every conceivable way" to "asshole divorcee who sucks in every conceivable way"