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Let's try this again

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So, my husband doesn’t know shit about fuck with Transformers, so I asked him to name a few. Here are his answers:

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I love their friendship a lot. They're both lame in different ways but think they're respectively the cooler one. Failcore, both of them.

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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

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my baby my baby

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in da clurb we all fam

aughhh i tried to fix the quality but,,, hmmm

anyways yay caravan palace!!

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for my first ever friends

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Am I anything at all?

Didn't feel like drawing detailed eyes because i crash out every time I try to when animating but I'm low-key fw these ones

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school's back so my posts will either be sparse or just straight up incredibly rushed😭

part 2 is now up!

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*taps the sign*

We love MLM but we will RESPECT AND VALUE WOMEN ON THIS BLOG!!!!

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As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

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I think it is my civil duty to tell you guys that in the LatamSpanish dub for TF ONE, Orion tells D16 that he loves him (although sarcastically, and he uses the ambiguous/platonic term for it.) Also their catchphrase is a lot sweeter. I made a little video to show.

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Awh fuck, it’s friday