#lou dc

[jalicecookie]

Please come to the Principal´s Office

A Gift for @chronoghoul inspired by his very good Oneshot Hazbin Hotel Post

I saw on your Masterlist, that you write for DC as well and my mind came up with a little School Talk with a few DC Characters :-)

Jonathan Crane

“Do I understand you correctly? I am now in your Office, because my offspring is said,  to have done something against the schools rules during Lunch?” - Jonathan Crane folded his hands in his lap and looked at the school principal expectantly. He was a busy psychiatrist and university professor and had no time to deal with a school meeting. The fact that he had been called on his cell phone, stealing his valuable time, which the villain could have used differently, scratched at his thin nerves.

“Mr. Crane, I understand that you are a busy man, but your child's behavior during the lunch break was completely inappropriate and...”

Jonathan sighed deeply and gave the school principal a brief disapproving look.

He had more to do with his valuable time, devoting himself to his research, finding new potential test patients for an improved version of his fear gas.

“You got into a fight with another student during lunch break?” - Jonathan's gaze briefly went over to you. 

You are sitting in the chair next to him and the resentment and dissatisfaction of sitting here in the principal's office. A waste of time. For a busy man and villain like Jonathan Crana aka Scarecrow, it was not in keeping with the schedule or productive to be called to his son's school for such a naive incident. 

And the man put all of these thoughts into a single look at you.

And you try to make yourself a little smaller in your chair.

“Yes, but only because....”, you wanted to justify yourself, explain why you wanted to hurt that asshole. But your father quickly silenced you with a non-verbal hand gesture.

“I don't care what the reason was! You will be grounded after school for such behavior, I expected better behavior from you!”  - Jonathan said angrily and you don’t dare contradict him.

“.....yes Dad…….”, you look at your lap and let the words of your father and the headmaster wash over you…how naive and inappropriate this incident during lunch break was and that a repeat incident would arise with more than just the additional detention at school.

You now decide to hate the headmaster and see the office as a disliked favorite place. You had only wanted to beat a little respect into this other student…after all, this idiot said that the Joker was much more powerful and cooler than Scarecrow. 

You just wanted to defend the villain’s honor and your dad’s name. It didn’t really work out that well.

Oswald Cobblepot

“Do YOU ​​actually know who I am?!”

The slightly loud, aggressive voice of your father Oswald Cobblepot echoes very loudly in the small office and underlines the presence of the penguin with his two bodyguards even more clearly. The criminal man had a clear idea of ​​who was wasting time here and what a cheek it was to have a conversation at this time?

“I had a meeting with an important business partner at LUNCH and YOU said there was an emergency and I had to come to school! My son is alive, didn't set anything on fire and got a good grade in history! DON'T WASTE my damn time!”

You could see how the hatred and dislike for the director was almost starting to make stormy waves in your father's bright eyes. Lunch meetings were important to him. Sometimes you were allowed to be there and learn what it means to be as successful a businessman as your father. You look up to him...even though his emotional outbursts and minor tantrums over the simplest things that can go wrong can be damn exhausting at times, you know that your father loves you and would do anything to keep you safe. And when he takes your side immediately because there was a fight at lunch with another student.

"Mr. Cobblepot - it's standard procedure when there's been a fight incident and after-school detention is for your son..."

"Detention!? Oh no! That will have consequences for YOU, I'm complaining to the board of directors for your school district and YOU will lose your job! My son was only defending himself and I'm proud of him,"  -  your father gave you a brief, loving pat on the right shoulder, his gaze never leaving the principal.

“Um…that won’t be necessary, I’d like to keep my job…wh…we’ll just give the other student detention…”,  - the headmaster stammered nervously as the two bodyguards positioned themselves to the right and left of his desk and made threatening gestures and glances at the headmaster.

Oswald clapped his hands happily and gave you a sign to get up and follow him.

“Wonderful! But if I'm called here again because MY little shark is said to have done some bullshit, you'll regret it, Mr. Headmaster!” -  and with these words your father pushed you towards the door with gentle pressure.

One problem less and as you proudly tell your dad in the car that you got into a fight,  because someone thought you were a disappointment to someone like the penguin as a successful villain, the anger and aggression that had just been directed at the headmaster gave way to pride and recognition. 

And the promise to go on an extended shopping trip with you after the next meeting.

Harley Quinn

The bubble gum bubble burst with a loud bang and the atmosphere in the headmaster's office was just a little bit tense.

“So my little angel is said to have disrupted the Lunch Break with a Fight? Are you kidding me? Do you actually know who I am!” -  Harley leaned forward a little in her chair and created a new bubble with the gum, which she burst right in front of the headmaster's face. 

Just to annoy him a little bit. And to defend her offspring. After all, Harley knew very well that there were many reasons why she was now allowed to have a conversation with the headmaster. But no one would drag her child's name through the mud.

"Mum? Um... actually the headmaster is right, I got into a fight, but only because that other student was talking meanly about you and Dad," -  you mumble, playing nervously with the sleeves of your jacket. 

That one stupid comment that the Joker and Harley Quinn are disturbed psychopaths and that it would be better if you were placed in a foster family made your blood boil... your parents are by no means perfect and their relationship, just like the parenting methods and parenting, has its problems, issues and ups and downs... but you love your parents when they're not in prison or in Arkham. 

Nobody is allowed to speak badly about your parents when you're around... and nobody is allowed to insult your mum by calling her a disturbed psychopath.

"Naaaw that's really sweet of you Pumpkin, but it's true! Mr. Jay says it all the time too,"-  Harley giggled and changed her sitting position. 

She wasn't angry with you for starting this fight. But there was something in the air... you can tell by the way Harley laughs and the gleam in her eyes.

“You can be glad that Mr. Jay is not present at this conversation... he is in Arkham,” Harley added darkly and then reached for a small gadget on her belt. You immediately recognized the small whistle. One of the training tools of the hyenas - Bud and Lou.

“I think we should give him a hint not to speak to the wrong side of this situation, hm Pumpkin?” Harley cooed and you looked from your mother to the headmaster.

“I... won't get in trouble, Mum? But you... always said school is important and if I end up in the headmaster's office there will be trouble?” you said, surprised, and the fact that your mother now wants to intimidate the headmaster a little doesn't fit in with what you expected. Harley has often emphasized how important it is for you to go to school and learn... Harleen had also learned a lot before she went to college and studied.

“Of course not! Mommy will show you later how to take out a few security guards with an electric shocker! You stood up for yourself and your parents and I'm soooo proud of you,”  - said Harley and pressed a kiss on your head, one of the many parental signs of affection.

“And if I'm called here again...,”  - Harley whistled once on the whistle and just seconds later the two hyenas Bud and Lou stormed into the office and circled the director's desk with snapping noises.

“....my other two babies will get a snack and you will suffer! You'd better punish that idiot who doesn't realize,  that Mr. Jay and I are the very best villain parents in all of Gotham!”

And with these words, Harley strutted out of the office, you followed her and called out the names of the two hyenas that were staring at the principal with bared teeth, growled threateningly once more and then left the principal's office on your right and left side and then left the school building.

[maybe-in-another-universe]

okay hear me out ik it’s mixing runs but still:

imagine all that stuff between joker, harley, and tim goes down: tim getting kidnapped, then brainwashed, joker junior happens, all that fun stuff and everything is the same event wise BUT tim either doesn’t kill the joker or he lives.

life moves on and tim heals as much as a vigilante can, harley leaves joker for ivy, joker still causes problems but no bat has died from him since jason and he’s still a psychopathic asshole but whatever. the thing is they keep tims past under lock and key, and none of the other bats know besides bruce and alfred.

it all comes to a head when they’re all kidnapped by joker and restrained and are losing hope by the minute for someone to save them and suddenly out of nowhere tim stills staring at something in the distance until his eyes go wide. the rest of the batfam don’t understand what’s going on until tim barks out a sharp command and two somethings come crawling out of the darkness and lo and behold it’s lou and bud (jokers hyenas) and they listen to him. they stop a bit in front of him only for tim to give another sharp command of gnaw before they’re shredding the rope. and right after they’re done, they lick his face like some overgrown puppies and tim doesn’t look like he’s enjoying it at all bc who knows who they’ve eaten. but tim gets up and unties his family and they all defeat joker before sending him off to arkham again.

this raises a series of questions like why do the hyenas listen to tim? why don’t they maul him on the spot? why are they acting like big babies and why does tim care where they go after the battle? why is he calling harley to pick them up and why does he have her number? so many questions.

[dailydccomics]

sleepy sweetheart dreams of violence Harley Quinn #42 art by Marcial Toledano Vargas

[starry-bi-sky]

DPXDC CFAU Headcanon: Ghostspeak Edition

Ghosts in the Infinite Realms who saw Jason and Danny together called them "luzdra", a term in ghost speak that directly translates into the words "shared soul". It's literal definition is; "two ghosts with a bond so deep that it was as if they had split their souls in half and given one to the other", but in general it just means two ghosts with a profound, indescribable bond.

Luzdrus is the singular form of the word, and refers to only one ghost in the bond. While "luzdra" is plural and either refers to both of them together, or the relationship as a whole. It depends on the context of the conversation and who they're saying it to.

There is no romantic, platonic, or familial connotation behind the word. It just means "someone who shares a deep bond with someone" and can be between anyone.

It also does not mean soulmate, and if you say that you'll be corrected. Soulmates implies that their bond was destined by the universe, luzdra are two people who developed and built that bond themselves. It's a relationship forged between two (or more) people.

Some of Danny's rogues -- like Kitty and Johnny, who might've seen the two together and are possibly luzdra themselves -- still call him 'luzdrus' even after Jason's disappearance from the Zone. Danny doesn't know how to feel about it.

[5ftboy]

#lou wilson representing all of us

Bonus:

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Aquaman (1967)

[current-comix]

Ben Harvey

[missharleenfquinzel]

🖤No reindeer here! I'm on a non-deery diet!❤️

[cyfffff]

drew my pookies full sketchbook page bc tumblr didnt let me exceed 10 pics and i couldnt be bothered to figure out how to get past that even though i know it can be done

[windybluebelles]

Freddie likes Kate Bush

Billy likes Cliff Richard

Mary likes Ricky Nelson

They all like Queen, but especially Mary and Freddie

Mary likes George Micheal

Billy likes Tiny Tim (Freddie hates him)

Freddie and Billy both like the Beatles

This isn’t cause their from the 50s or anything, that’s just the music they like cause their all kinda old fashioned losers.

Freddie also likes Avril Lavigne, Billy Joel and Olivia Rodrigo

Mary like Taylor Swift, Panic at the Disco and They Might Be Giants

Billy likes Twisted Sister and My Chemical Romance

Their all massive losers and will belt the Hercules soundtrack

[onlymyqueen]

[comic-art-showcase]

Harley Quinn by Emma Kubert

[why-i-love-comics]

Harley Quinn #35 - "Dr. Quinn Multiversal Woman" (2023)

written by Tini Howard art by Logan Faerber & Triona Farrell

[dailydccomics]

WHOLESOME AF Harley Quinn #38 art by Natacha Bustos

[madzzzz]

I have a newfound love for drawing hyena’s♦️♠️

[minzart]

Btw I loved krypto the superdog animation and the hyenas with bathound where, unsurprisingly, my favorites