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dailydccomics · 21 days ago

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Harley and Ivy by Joshua Middleton

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gothamite-rambler · 16 days ago

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Batman grounding his adult kids

Nightwing (fidgeting with his hands): I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry—

Batman glared at him, causing Nightwing’s voice to trail off as he hung his head in defeat. With a hand on his hip, Batman tapped his foot impatiently and pointed toward the car.

Batman: Grounded.

Nightwing (surprised, dejected): What?

Batman: You’re grounded. Two weeks. Now go to the car.

Nightwing (this man is in his 20s): But… I have a date!

Batman: Grounded. Now sit in the car!

Nightwing looked around for some kind of support, glancing at the nearby villain and anti-hero for help. Poison Ivy and Harley just shrugged, a muted expression of sympathy on their faces as Nightwing stomped past Batman, his usual charm replaced by a sulky pout.

Nightwing (whining and lying): It’s not my fault; he got away!

Batman (in a stern father tone): It's literally your fault. Keep talking, and I’ll extend it to five weeks.

Fuming, Nightwing huffed and marched over to the car, climbing inside and slamming the door shut with a loud thud.

Harley (perplexed, raising an eyebrow): Did you… Did you actually ground him?

Batman: Yep.

The couple exchanged bewildered glances, raising their eyebrows in disbelief at the absurdity they had just witnessed.

Harley: Okay, correct me if I’m wrong, but that’s an adult, right?

Batman: Yep.

Poison Ivy (defending Nightwing): Dude, that is so mean. He made an honest mistake. Don’t you feel any guilt about grounding him?

Batman crossed his arms and shook his head defiantly, his expression unmoved.

Batman: You're only defending him because you two are 'frenemies'. If three villains escaped and it was my fault, you'd be mad.

Harley (leaning close to her girlfriend): He's got a point.

Ivy nodded, the defiance fading as she recognized the truth in Batman's words, though she still didn't like it.

Harley (to Batman): How in the world did you manage to ground a grown man? He seemed genuinely remorseful, and—I’m confused.

Batman: I’m Batman. Duh.

Harley mulled over Batman's nonchalant response before nodding thoughtfully.

Harley (shrugging): Well… you got me there.

Poison Ivy (crossing her arms, her hip shifting to the side as she glares at Batman): Douchebag is too nice of an insult for you.

Batman: Your opinion doesn't mean much to me. Harley is the one who has to deal with your bullshit.

As Batman turned to leave, he casually patted Harley on the shoulder.

Batman: Good luck with her.

Poison Ivy, feigning innocence, promptly flipped him the middle finger as he walked away, a smirk playing on her lips. Harley rolled her eyes with a smile, shaking her head at the antics of her friends.